Chapter 4: Mr. Three Minutes

"Hehe, I guess...... That's for stabbing me, right? ”

"I hate it, this Mujun, you haven't done anything to be sorry for me now, even if I really want to do this, I'll put up with it~~"

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Alas...... Seeing this row of torture instruments, Hongshan would have been frightened even if he had the intention of the overlord to make a bow. Because......

There were slicing knives, bone choppers, paring knives and even fruit knives in that set of knives, but the only artifact missing was that kind of artifact!

That's the legendary "Kung Fu Killer"! …… Big ~ Dish ~ Knife!!

And...... Seeing that Xinglai's hand had been reluctant to take it out from under her pillow, Hongshan also vaguely guessed what was hidden under her pillow.

Hehehe, after seeing this, Hongshan finally understood why Xinglai didn't want to let herself enter her territory, because she was embarrassed to let herself see these things.

But in the current situation, it is ...... couldn't hide it, so Xinglai simply found out his state of preparedness and threatened Hongshan in disguise to be honest.

Alas...... Sharing a house with such a black-bellied black lady is just one word...... [miserable]!!

So after taking care of Xinglai, Hongshan took an honest bath, and then stayed dead in his own field.

But God doesn't sympathize with what happened to Hongshan.

The whirring wind blew the broken curtain and rubbed it against him, so Hongshan moved the desk in a fit of anger and pressed it down.

Hum! See how you move!

Finally the broken curtain didn't move, but ......

The wind blew my heart, and a golden hoop popped out of the crotch of my pants.

Due to Xinglai's stimulation just now, the swelling of Fu Nan's lower body became more and more uncomfortable. So he simply opened his notebook...... cough cough cough ......

But what made him very upset was that when he was looking for a feeling, Xinglai actually ate instant noodles?! And it's right across from me!

As soon as he thought that the opposite side was the Xinglai who had been bullying him, Hongshan was angry and didn't fight anywhere. So he deliberately chose an S|M's two-dimensional hair, while being obscene, looked like Xinglai, and skillfully operated his right hand.

But, the wind is a bit strong......

Hehehe, this curtain didn't stop this momentum if I was not careful...... Dropped ......

Suck and suck~~

Although Xinglai was eating her instant noodles with relish, this sudden accident made her subconsciously lift her black hair and raise her head to look at it......

But Xinglai was not the only one who was frightened, Hongshan must have been frightened too, and...... His dick was also scared......

Puff~~

One didn't hold back, and the hundreds of millions of soldiers rushed towards Xinglai's little face and pounced heroically.

Suck ~~~

This bite of the noodles that kept chewing and slowing made Xinglai subconsciously suck the instant noodles that he hadn't eaten yet, by the way...... There are so many tens of thousands of soldiers who also follow her cherry mouth and feel the adult stunt called oral sex.

After experiencing this kind of event, which is unique in the history of the world, Hongshan's brain is running rapidly.

I should take the paper on my desk and wipe her face; Or take the knife on her desk and give me ...... self-defense?

Poof!

But at the moment when he hesitated, Xinglai decisively chose to take the knife......

"Hahahaha!!"

The horrific laughter of the loser goddess Xiluo unceremoniously interrupted Hongshan's "miserable" memories.

"Mr. Three Minutes, you T|M is so awesome!

I've seen all sorts of bizarre ways to die, but you'...... You...... You...... Hahahaha!! ”

Looking at this smiling and rolling goddess of losers, Hongshan's heart ...... It turned out to be agreeable?!!

Hemp | …… This T|M is too eye-catching, right?,Woo woo~~~

Somehow...... Somehow......

Let me put my pants up too!!

Although Xiluo knew that if he continued to laugh like this, he might really die laughing, but ...... Despite this, she couldn't help but sarcastically mock Hongsugi.

"Mr. Three Minutes, you... You...... You know what you said at the end? ”

Hongshan, who had long been embarrassed to hold himself into a ball, responded in a dead tone.

"At least help me put my little pants on."

"Hahahaha!!" Xiluo deliberately turned to Hongshan, patted him and laughed, "You are really T|." M's is so interesting, hahaha!!

If you really said that...... That black widow is going to stab your little JJ a few more times, hahaha. ”

Although Hongsugi's attitude towards Shiro was very unhappy, he really wanted to know what he said in the end, so he looked at Shiro with a slightly curious look, and then ......

"Alas...... Forget it, it's definitely not a good word. ”

"Hahaha!!" Xi Luo laughed and said, "You are too self-aware, let me tell you, in fact, you said it in the end......

cough cough cough ...... My descendants...... It's not that unpalatable.

Forehead...... Hiccup. ”

"Hahaha!!"

Xiluo, the B, even vividly played his expressions and movements at that time.

it, I'm a hard grass!

Can you bear it?! …… Don't talk if you can bear it!

Hongsugi can't bear it either!! …… Then you have to endure it~~

People are gods, you are human, what can you do? Are you still going to rape her?!

Saying...... Haven't you been doing this all the time?

So, Hongshan, who was forced to be helpless, could only stay so honestly and decadently for a while, until he ...... Shiro fainted with a smile on his face.

Seeing that Xiluo's blue pool really fainted with laughter, Hongshan was really drunk. So he walked over angrily, but ......

She's a god, if you really her off. Even if it's a ghost...... I definitely can't eat and walk around.

So Hongshan just gently kicked her in the back with his toes and called out.

"The goddess of the loser? …… Feed! Goddess of Loser?! ”

Shiro didn't respond.

"Sizzle~~...... If you don't get up again, I'll take off my pants!

Believe it or not, I'll shoot you in the face!! ”

Alas, did Hongshan really give up his dignity as a man completely?

Don't be ashamed to threaten a goddess with this kind of thing?! …… How did he do it?

No, why did he do that?

Because...... This trick is in charge, according to Hongshan, this loser goddess is speculated...... I'm still a little interested in Huang Duanzi.

Grass, how did this thing become a god?

Just when Hongshan was secretly complaining in his heart, Xiluo pretended to look like the deadline was approaching, opened his eyes weakly, and acted in a particularly exaggerated manner.

"Ahem...... Before I die, I just want to tell you one thing. ”

If I don't answer a word, I don't think this will be over. So Hongshan was very reluctant to answer.

"Tell me what's going on."

"Actually...... Ahem...... It's two minutes and thirty-one seconds, and because I habitually round you up, that's why I call you Mr. Three Minutes......"

"You T|M: Hurry up and die!! ”

Hongshan said......