After finally laughing, this loser goddess Shiro finally ......

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"Ahem...... Let's get back to the beginning. ”

"Shut up~~"

Hongsugi, who had shrunk himself into a small ball, immediately interrupted Shioro and said with a sigh of lamentation.

"My little heart has been completely crushed by your grass and mud horse, please let me take a break for a while."

"What a grass and mud horse, I'm a noble fox!"

Shiro said self-righteously as he wagged his big tail.

Saying...... When did this tail come out?! Why didn't you start with Wow?!

Alas...... Forget it, the current Hongshan doesn't have the heart to think about this kind of thing at all.

He is now sadly lamenting his sad life.

Alas...... Because Lao Tzu is too cute, he was treated as a girl by others when he was a child. It wasn't until I was in junior high school that I finally made others realize that I was actually just a pretty boy.

Who am I messing with? Is there anything wrong with being beautiful?! Is there anything wrong?!!

(ahem...... There's still some narcissism in this, but I really don't want to go into too much detail, so let's make do with it.)

Saying! …… What girl has so much strength?!

Lao Tzu has always been "the strongest meat in the class, and one floor lower in the junior class", relying on the biceps to earn the attention of the girl!

Aren't the people who treat me like a girl stupid!!

Ahem...... Because this B is really a bit narcissistic, so his voice, I picked it up and wrote it.

Forehead...... Okay, let's jump right to the point. Because Hongshan, this B, is in a good mood after recalling his life!

Hahaha, it's so magical~~...... (Spit)

"Whew~~ Fortunately, my heart is wide.

Hey, what the hell, what do you want to talk to me about? ”

Forehead...... Are you so wide in your heart? Anyway, I have a serious name!

At this time, Xiluo's heart suddenly exploded countless slots, but due to the tight time and heavy tasks, she didn't plan to tear up with Hongshan anymore.

She said with a smile on her face.

"Silly, my mother's name is Twilight Xiluo, I'm T|M has a serious title.

You can call me a gentle goddess or a beautiful Twilight Creek, although I can tolerate you to omit adjectives, but if you dare to omit the rest of the titles, believe it or not, the old lady will burn you to ashes!! ”

I rub it, you still don't want to tear it?! Such a naked, naked, naked provocation, what man in this world can endure it!

Hongshan thought so in his heart, so he said.

"Oh."

(Author) Oh...... You|Mom|Compare!! Are you still a gentleman?!!

I'm already dead, so maybe I'm going to be a man or a woman in my next life? Why can't I bear that in that case? I don't want to be burned by that blue pond.

Forehead...... Switch to the normal channel.

A tiger without any manhood + a loser goddess with an under-IQ + dark space catalyst = ......

"Young man, do you want to become a god in another world?"

Yes, all of the above conditions add up to a savior from another world!!

But after being ridiculed by this ruined goddess for so long, and suddenly being fed such a big pie, Hongshan's stomach was a little unbearable.

So he put on a look of complete disbelief, and asked with an expression that completely thought that Xi Luo was teasing.

"Are you kidding?"

(Amount...... You T|M: At least don't really ask that! ）

But what was surprising was that Xiluo didn't complain about Hongshan's words, and she responded with a confused face.

"What's so funny about that? I really want you to become a two-dimensional god! ”

Although this sentence sounded serious, she said another sentence while holding her nose.

"I'll do the work, though."

This sentence made Hongshan immediately erase the little respect he had just sprouted for this hopeless goddess of losers.

But how could he, who was so witty, forget that he couldn't guess what the reason was.

"Uh...... You're not running out of time because you're making up for it, are you? ”

"Hahaha, my compatriots~~ You really guessed the first point, do you know what the second point is?"

Hongshan didn't even use the IQ on his toes, so he said casually.

"It's not Gal|Game, is it?"

"Hahaha, you really deserve to be a talent!!"

"No, no, I'm ashamed of [talent] like this!"

When Hongshan was hurriedly defending the [talents], Xiluo strode in front of Hongshan and said seriously.

"Let's let you and I compose the myth of the second dimension together!"

"Uh...... My role is put aside first, you ......

Have a hairy use? ”

"I'll help you get through!"

In the face of Xiluo's "trust" in himself? Hongshan said very self-awarely.

"Uh...... If I travel to "Campus Apocalypse" and don't become a zombie in seconds, who else can I save in that way? Do you still want me to bite the Mi of the Poison Island guy? ”

"Oh~~......"

It wasn't until this time that Shioro realized that Hongshan was just a garbage scumbag man who was stabbed to death by his roommate for hitting a plane, oh no, he was just a garbage otaku. Isn't it unreliable to let this kind of scum do such high-risk work?

Just when Xiluo was seriously considering this matter, Hongshan suddenly asked with a big black face.

"Didn't you think about some over-evaluation of me, did you?"

"No, no." Xi Luo hurriedly defended with a smirk, "I just made a very rational evaluation of you, hehehe." ”

Forehead cough...... Hongshan, who immediately vomited two liters of blood, was shattered in his heart at this time.

"Ma Dan, I feel that you have said something very excessive, but I really can't refute it."

Xiluo Bei'er patted Hongshan boldly and said with a smile.

"Macholiness is informal!

Let's stop thinking about those sad things that can't be changed. ”

"I feel like you've made up for it again!"

"Hahaha, don't care, don't care. Deal...... Won't I just have to open some plug-ins for you? ”

Groov!

After hearing this, Hongshan's heart was taken aback. Because he vaguely noticed that Xiluo asked him to help her work, as if it was not because he liked him, but because of some other reason. Otherwise, why didn't she find someone more suitable than herself, and chose to hang herself quickly?

Although he was very unwilling, Hongshan had to admit that he was not the most outstanding in any aspect. Although he feels that his IQ is not bad, he also knows that he is completely incapable of emotional intelligence. Although it is indeed far superior to ordinary people in terms of strength and resistance, it is still a little lower than that of professional martial artists.

Why would such a self be favored by this loser goddess?

Although there is no valuable information in Hirosugi's hands at the moment, it ...... Despite this, he still has dozens of conjectures about Xiluo's reasons for doing this, and one of them should be more than 80% correct.

Even if he guesses wrong, he can be sure of one thing, and that is ...... Xiluo will only choose to do this by himself, so ...... Hee-hee-hee.

Father...... It's time to start haggling!