Chapter 52: The Village Chief Helps
"I said Village Chief Louis, are you reliable or not, who will take the national treasure here!" Louis, the white-haired mouse, patted his chest and said, "You don't go to inquire, we have always been the same, I let more than a hundred brothers watch them for eight days, this group of old hairy people almost come in shifts, if there is no problem here, it is that they have a problem with their prostate!" ”
Wu Ill entrusted Louis to inquire about the whereabouts of the national treasure and finally had it, the problem is that Wu Ill never thought that that the group of old hairy people would actually put the national treasure in the public toilet, this place smells too big, with Wu Ill's dog nose, he didn't dare to get too close at all. www.biquge.info Louis is right, unless this group of people has a problem with their prostate, otherwise who will run to the toilet, and this is not a restaurant.
"Hey, Huang Mai, I have inquired about what you asked me to inquire about, do you see if you send someone to take a look, by the way, you have settled the account, you haven't paid the million last time!" Huang Mai asked Wu to meet in a teahouse not far from the public toilet, and I don't know what this teahouse owner thinks, so he actually opened the teahouse opposite the public toilet, and this thing feels the same as drinking urine when drinking tea.
Huang Mai is so neat that he came in a broken van, and at first glance you thought he was the driver of a black car.
"Wu Disease, there's something wrong with that money!" Huang Mai came up and said like this, Wu said nonchalantly, "What do you care about me?" Anyway, when the time comes, people will find you if the rats are looking for trouble, if you want to open the house full of rats, you will pay the bill! Huang Mai panicked when he thought about the scene of rats in the room, and quickly explained, "You misunderstood, the reward for the rats has already been in place, and there is a problem with your money!" ”
Before Huang Mai finished speaking, Wu Yi grabbed his clothes and roared: "Did you embezzle Lao Tzu's money?" You are a servant of the people, how can you be like this, if you can't do it, you have to divide my points, at least 100,000, 50,000, and 10,000 at a price! It couldn't be less! "Wu Ill is almost a pleading in the end." You don't know, I now live in a group of idlers at home, they eat me and use mine, and they play domestic violence from time to time, you can't rely on it! ”
Wu Yi hugged Huangmai's thighs and wiped his nose and tears, which was three points worse than Yang Bailao. There are already a lot of people in the teahouse who have heard the sound and come to see the excitement, Huang Mai dragged Wu Yi to lock the door, he really can't afford to lose this person! "Hurry up, don't think that I don't know that you are the most idle in your family, Huang Mei is a model, Sophia does housework, Tang Seng plays games to make money, and the two mushrooms have no consumption, your family is the laziest for you!"
"Hey! That's not what I said, is it easy for me for Lao Tzu to receive a group of visitors from another world, my wife who has been praised by Lao Tzu for several years has been smashed in, how can I make it up, I don't care if you have to share my points! "Wu Yi hugged Huang Mai and looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, no one would want to leave if he didn't get money today!
"You misunderstood, I didn't take any of that money!" "Did you get it from your boss? No, I'll have to go to him! "Wu Yi doesn't care about any national treasures, he has to find someone to jump up. This time, it was Huang Mai's turn to hold Wu Ai and not let go: "Can you listen to me after I finish speaking?" Wu Yi picked the yellow wheat with all hands and feet, "Can you not be in a hurry about this, that is my wife's money!" ”
"No one is greedy for money, and it has been returned to the kid, but the kid refuses to pay the honorarium, and says that we are not doing our job well and delaying him in doing business." Wu was on fire, "I wiped his grandmother, this money shouldn't be returned to him, Ma De dared to cross the river and demolish the bridge, and he didn't want to admit it when he put on his pants?" Lao Tzu wants to teach him to be a man! "Huang Mai is terrified, don't mess around, although this kid is not a thing, he is a legal citizen!" “
"Bang bang! That's right, Lao Tzu just won't give you money, what can you do with me? The person who came was the arrogant man with glasses, followed by two bodyguards who were bluffing people. Huang Mai whispered, "I knew that this guy had a teahouse, but I really didn't know that it was this one, don't mess around, I'll find someone from the Health Bureau to check this grandson in the future!" Wu Yi pushed Huang Mai away and stepped forward and said, "Grandson, dare to tell grandpa, what is your name?" ”
If you tell him what your name is, you will admit that it is his grandson, and if you don't tell him, you will appear to be cowardly, and you will suffer anyway. The man with glasses didn't want to think about it, "Lao Tzu's name is Jiang Li, if you have the ability, you can use it!" "Well, good balls are so good!" The glasses man jumped his feet, "Lao Tzu is a high player, not a basketball ball!" Wu Yi pouted: "It's not a good thing anyway!" ”
"You kid has a kind, today Lao Tzu has to give you some color to see!" The two bodyguards came up and were about to press Wu Ill, Huang Mai dodged and pulled Wu Ill away, "Don't mess around!" The man with glasses said arrogantly, "Lao Tzu is messing up, I want to see what you can do with me, a little policeman?" ”
First of all, Jiang Li got two things wrong, the first Huang Mai didn't talk to him anymore, but said to Wu Yi, if Wu Yi is ruthless, he will definitely make Jiang Li completely missing, and he can't even find a bone, if you can't find Jiang Li's DNA if you test dog x. Second, Jiang Yu still doesn't know whether Huang Mai is an ability leader or a leader of the ability group, just that he is a powerless little policeman.
If you don't do it, you won't die, the clay man still has three points of anger, Huang Mai saw that Jiang Li insisted on dying, and held his hands to the side to watch the play. Jiang Li sneered, "Even if you still have a little eyesight, don't care about anything honestly, otherwise Lao Tzu will pick up your police uniform!" Why are you still stunned, teach me a good lesson to this kid! Huang Mai thought to himself, "You asked Lao Tzu to leave this alone, don't come to me later." ”
The two bodyguards surrounded them like chickens, Wu Yi was more than 1.7 meters, these two people were at least 1.9 meters, and they were full of pimple meat, which was completely disproportionate. Seeing that the two of them were getting closer and closer to Wu Ill, Wu Ill was still indifferent, sitting there leisurely drinking tea, the tea leaves were brewed white, and I didn't know what he was doing, until the two of them were about to grab themselves, Wu Ill shouted outside with a broken gong and voice, "Village chief, help!" ”
Jiang Li sneered, "Sure enough, it's a poor boy from the countryside, let alone the village chief, even the women's director can't save you!" Wu Yi crossed Erlang's leg and said, "Then you want to see our village chief!" As soon as the words fell, Louis, the white-haired mouse, jumped in from the window, and said to Wu Zhi diligently: "Is there anything wrong with you, sir, are you looking for me?" If you talk about something, what can you not help! ”
Wu Yi was lying on the chair like paralysis, "He said that he wanted to teach me a lesson, you can help me teach it how to behave!" Louis smiled lewdly, "We can't be human, but it's okay to teach it how to be a mouse!" Wake up and call the villagers to eat, all the old and young masters! The two bodyguards hugged each other as soon as Louis appeared, "Honey, help me!" There are rats! "Well, don't be afraid, I'm here!" "It's good to have you!" Tut-tut, it's really like glue!
If you want to say that the two of them have nothing to do, they don't believe it themselves, you look at the hand, Wu Yi is embarrassed to look at it! Jiang Li probably didn't expect that his two bodyguards were actually, and he couldn't turn his head for a while. When he reacted, the room was black and oppressive, and it was full of rats. Wu Yi opened his mouth and said, "You move your feet, there is an old man over there, you have to respect the elderly!" Jiang Li shrunk himself into a ball, and his head was a little insufficient.
Huang Mai was also shocked, no matter who was suddenly surrounded by so many rats, they were panicked. "Wu Disease, be careful, don't make too much trouble!" Louis came over with a mouse without a tail and said, "This is our village party secretary, called self-awakening, which means waking up naturally in the depths, and he is the most cultured person in our village!" "Don't mention Louis's pride.,I guess I don't know what it means to wake up naturally in the depths.,If you know, it's estimated that you will change the book immediately.。
At this time, a mouse came and said, "The village chief, you have called us to dinner, where is the rice?" "Wu Yi waved his hand, except for the living creatures, as long as you can bite the mouth in this building, you will gnaw it all!" "Thank you, sir!" "Thank you so much, I smell the steamed buns, they are still fresh out of the pot!" "Haha, there is dog meat, it's enough to survive today!" Even Louis, who was the village chief, ran away.
First of all, Wu Bin's house except for Wu Ai's stool, all the tables and chairs decorated curtains were gnawed up, and even Huang Mai's cowhide shoes were not gnawed, if Wu Ai didn't stop the other, he wouldn't be able to keep it. There is also a Persian cat in the teahouse, so many mice can only run away, cats and mice are natural opponents, in this case mice eat cats are possible.
This Persian cat cat Wu disease is still known, it is the city's Elvis King Aduo!