"I'm rubbing! These rats don't want to get mixed up, right, you two transfer the troops from West Street to escort them, and then call all the cats on South Street to sweep them, how are you going to raid your house today! "It's just a few cat meows in other people's ears, but in Wu Yi's ears, it is the order to dispatch troops, and they are all called by himself, in case Ah Duo gives a pot of serving, it will be too shameless. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Yi pushed open the window and saw Ah Duo squatting on the tree and giving orders to the two guards, but the two guards were a little unhappy, and now there are still a lot of rats rushing in, how do you let them call people? Wu Yi waved his hand and shouted to Ah Duo, "Brother Mao, wait, I'll explain to you later!" "When the two cat guards heard this, they all wanted to thank the ancestors of Wu Ai's eighth generation, it was really too righteous!

As soon as Ah Duo saw that an acquaintance was there, he immediately returned to his calm appearance, and he was in control, and now you have to show him the goose feather fan that can be loaded with Zhuge Liang for you.

Wu Yi's voice also called Jiang Li's soul back, and he ran out with a whoa, fortunately the door had been gnawed by rats and there was only an iron handle left, otherwise his nose would have been smoothed out. As soon as I went out, I saw a room full of rats, on the floor, on the ceiling, on the walls, and everywhere anyway. It's all gnawing on things.

Everything they could eat was eaten, and the problem was that there were too many rats and they weren't picky eaters, so they were now starting to gnaw on the floor. In order to ensure the antique appearance of the teahouse, most of the furniture was made of wood, but now it is all cheap. "Well, this one smells of jasmine!" "That's good, it's milk tea flavor!" "Mine is strawberry flavored!"

In the blink of an eye, both the tables and the chairs were eaten and cleaned, and the stairs were gnawed if they were not marble. The rats didn't even let go of the computer, not that they ate plastic, but that they wanted to try anything when they ate red eyes. Rat A held the computer and took a bite of "Ahhh How is it plastic! Mouse B took another bite: "Mom, the egg is plastic!" "Rat C Rat D......

Jiang Li looked at Wu Yi with red eyes, "You let them shut up!" Can't I give you as much money as you want? "Wu Yi snorted tea" What do you mean, why can't I understand? "Mouse! Get out of here! Wu Yi touched Jiang Li's forehead, "Are you mentally retarded?" How could these rats listen to me? Why don't you try it? After saying that, he began to pretend to be paralyzed again.

Jiang Li jumped and pointed at Wu Yi and shouted, but he didn't dare to do it, for fear that Wu Yi would let the rat eat him, and his small body would not last for 20 seconds. "That's you! You called the mouse just now, and the white mouse is still your village chief, you can't ignore it, comrade police! Jiang Yu said that he was about to pull Huang Mai's hand, and Huang Mai squatted behind Wu Zhi in two steps.

I thought to myself, "Now do you think that the people's police are coming?" Didn't you just tell Lao Tzu to leave it alone? Huang Mai also saw that Wu Yi just wanted to teach this kid a lesson, and he didn't mean to hurt people at all, anyway, he had been unhappy with this kid for a long time. Huang Mai stretched out his hand to block Jiang Li, "This gentleman is light and self-respecting, if you have any more physical contact, I can sue you for attacking the police!" ”

Wu Yi stretched out his thumb to Huang Mai, which means that you are sensitive to respond and give you a thumbs up, Huang Mai will know, and the small means of arching your hand are not worth mentioning. These two people are flirting there, and everyone can see that there is something greasy in this, Jiang Li jumped up, "Okay, good!" If you two dare to hook up and commit adultery, don't blame me for using the means! After that, he took out his mobile phone and made a call.

"Hey Brother Fei, help me find a few people, I'm going to teach a stinky boy a lesson, yes, it's in my teahouse!" Wu Yi was happy when he heard the words of Brother Fei, and opened his mouth and shouted, "Wang Fei, who do you guess I am?" When he heard Wu Yi's voice, he shuddered and dropped the phone directly, and stepped on it a few times, for fear that this ghost thing would "live" again. The last "pop" was so fierce that the monkey has not been swollen until now. Wang Fei comforted himself, "It's okay, it's okay, it's all hiding in the countryside, he will definitely not find us, it's great to go to the south to hide for a few days, he will definitely not find it!" ”

Jiang Li stared at the silent mobile phone, "He must be in the countryside, the signal in that place is not good, you wait!" "If you let Wang Fei know that he leaked his whereabouts, you can't slap him with a big mouth, you must transfer immediately! Jiang Li dialed another phone: "Hey, Uncle Wang, I'm Qiuqiu, something happened to me here, can you hang a few people to help me?" And I want to report the inaction of the police surnamed Huang last time, hey? Feed? ”

On the other side, Lao Wang, the captain of the criminal police team, was trembling and smoking, the sweat on his head was like watering flowers, and he thought, "Damn, why did Lao Tzu accept this brainless thing in the first place, why did he still fight a few levels better than Lao Tzu, and he didn't do anything, you wait for him to do you!" No, I need to move all the valuable things in the house so that no one will raid them! ”

Huang Mai shrugged at Wu Ai, meaning I didn't do anything. Jiang Li also put aside the self-comfort, "Uncle Wang must be in a hurry, maybe it's attendance!" Yes, definitely! Then he made another call, "Hey, I'm going to report it!" "Hello sir, please describe what happened so that your matter can be categorized."

Jiang Li hurriedly said, "Come on!" One of my men called a horde of rats and ate up my teahouse! "Hello, is the big swarm of rats you are talking about a nickname?" "It's not! It's a mouse, is there something wrong with you? "There's something wrong with you, lady! Do you know that you have to pay legal responsibility for reporting false police! Boy, do you dare to tell me your address? "The police sister is not easy to mess with!

Wu Yi estimated that he should have eaten about the same, "Village chief, have you eaten well?" It's time for us to go back to the village! Then I heard the shouting outside, "Oops, it's delicious, come back next time!" "I'm not full, no, I'm going to pack!" After a while, I saw a group of rats come in with a basin, and the basin was soaked with Louis and the village party secretary introspective.

I'm really going to enjoy it, and I'm also playing with the milk bath! Louis swam two laps and asked Wu Ill: "Is there anything wrong with it, sir, do you want to come down and swim two laps?" "This is a bigger basin, Wu Yi is okay to soak his feet, I want to stuff him in unless I can figure out Sophia's tricks. Before Wu Yi could speak, Jiang Li, this kid, jumped up first.

Pulling Huang Mai to jump to his feet, "Look, look, he is talking to their village chief again!" Huang Mai pulled him down and said, "I saw a few mice, and I really didn't see what you were talking about." Jiang Li trembled angrily, pointed at Huang Mai and said, "Okay!" You don't care if Lao Tzu does it himself! Ah left, right give me up! "Ah Zuo Ah Right is the pair of bodyguard, and now people are working with you and me, who has the kung fu to take care of him.

"Brother You, you have to protect your family!" "Don't worry, baby, I will definitely protect you!" "Brother You, you are so good to others!" "You haven't seen it yet, hehe!" "Uh-huh, people don't Yila, you're so annoying!" It is really not acceptable for ordinary people to play this with two big men with tendons and meat, Wu Ill almost paid for his own eyes!

Jiang Li estimated that these two bodyguards couldn't count on it, so he jumped up and pounced on Louis, how could the dexterity of the mouse let him catch it, and then he plunged into the milk, not to mention that he really let him catch one, and the village party secretary woke up. But it's a little disgusting to scratch, and I'm being bitten by him! Jiang Li retched a few times and lifted it in his hand, "You hurry up with me for money, or I'll strangle him!" ”

Wu Yi looked mentally retarded, you use mice as hostages to manage a fart, people think that there are a lot of people in their village! He woke up and shouted, "Village Chief, save me!" Louis saluted solemnly and said, "You can go with peace of mind, the party will remember your goodness, and I will take care of your daughter-in-law!" "And what about my son?" "Take a step back, I will take care of your daughter, why does your son like to go!" Wake up "......"

Wu Yi didn't even take care of Jiang Li, digging his nostrils and leaving, "Don't you want to see the scene, come on, it just so happens that the village chief is here, let him also help you explore the way!" Huang Mai nodded and stuffed a hundred yuan into Jiang Li's hand, "No, this is tea money, don't look for the extra money, just take it as a tip!" Jiang Li stared at the hundred yuan blankly, completely deceived!

People wake up to the village party secretary in the end, and they can be athletic, and they bite into Jiang Li's hand, and they ran away with a huge sum of 100 yuan with a bounce, and now they don't even have 100 yuan.