readx;?“ Are we developing a little too fast? "Hurry up, hurry up, don't you understand me, a single dog who has been single for almost thirty years, dogs can't live to be so old, let's speed up and save more nights and dreams!" The above is the conversation between Wu Yi and Xia Yu under the crooked neck tree, the content is very imaginative, but they are just discussing meeting the parents. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Since the relationship was confirmed, the relationship between Xia Yu and Wu Yi has heated up rapidly, in Tang Seng's words, that is, the two of them don't do anything, they just stand there and abuse dogs, and he looks at it with a special stomachache.

Plucked up the courage to walk into the house hand in hand, today Wu's father and mother stayed at home to watch TV, and didn't go out crazy, this is the best opportunity for a showdown. Wu Yi took Xia Yu's hand and came in, and the two of them were stunned, and Wu's mother suddenly took Huang Mei's hand enthusiastically: "Xiao Huang, let's go shopping, I just took a fancy to a gown, you help me cut the price." Wu's father hugged Wu's illness and pushed it out.

Inexplicably, what does this mean? Dad Wu pointed at Wu's sick nose and scolded: "You little rabbit cub is going to die!" Dare to engage an outside woman in front of your girlfriend, and lead the family, if this is your mother, your father and I can make dumplings! Then the conversation changed and began to preach Xia Yu: "You said that you young people now, why don't you find one yourself, why is such a beautiful girl with such a poor vision, my family has a small illness, don't pester him in the future!" ”

Wu Yi hurriedly said: "Dad, don't say it, I just want to confess to the two of you today!" "Wu Yi doesn't want to stage a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law war at home in the future, and the splint is uncomfortable. Although Xia Yu was lectured by Wu's father, he didn't mean to be angry at all, from another point of view, if Wu's illness really cheated, Wu's father and Wu's mother are now on their side.

"You kid shouldn't be chased by loan sharks, right?" Dad Wu said vigilantly. Xia Yu cried and laughed and said, "Uncle, do I look like a loan shark?" Wu Yi also hugged his father and walked into the house: "Let's go into the house and say, I still have to explain to my mother." ”

Location: The living room of Wu Sick's house. Characters: Wu Dad Wu Ma, Huang Mei, Tang Seng, Sophia, Wu Xingyun, Wu Ill and Xia Yu. Character location: Wu Dad and Wu Mom sit on the sofa and confront Wu Ill Xia Yu on the squatting horse, Wu Xingyun and Tang Seng act as the left and right protectors of Wu Dad and Wu Mom, Huang Meiju is a witness today in the middle, Sophia will always be in the same group as Wu Ill.

Mother Wu said uneasily: "What the hell is going on, how can it be the same as the three-hall trial?" Wu Xingyun said with a smile: "Auntie, don't be nervous, even if you are interrogated by three halls, you are also the county master, and Wu Yi is a human criminal!" Dad Wu said suspiciously: "You kid shouldn't have committed something outside, come to say goodbye to us now, and prepare to die in the world, right?" ”

"Do you think I look like someone who can do that much?" Dad Wu groaned: "You shouldn't be able to do such a big thing, don't you want to be a son-in-law for others!" Don't even think about it, you are the only seedling of the old Wu family, there is no discussion! "Why is my father's association ability so strong? I was interrupted by him all the time, and I almost forgot what I was going to say.

Fortunately, Wu's mother seemed to be tired of listening, and she slapped Wu's father on the back: "Shut up and listen to the child, why do you talk so much!" Wu's father, who was spitting and flying around, immediately quieted down. After a while, Wu Yi felt that Xia Yu's palms were sweating, and he exhaled and said, "Actually, Huang Mei is not my girlfriend, this girl's name is Xia Yu, and she is my girlfriend." ”

"Hello uncles and aunts!" Xia Yu greeted timidly. Unexpectedly, Wu's father and Wu's mother were not surprised, and after glancing at each other, they took Huang Mei's hand and said, "Did you do anything to be sorry for you, how did he break up with you, don't take it to heart, tell your mother, your mother will help you clean him up!" ”

Huang Mei smiled bitterly and said: "No, Mom, I was not Wu's girlfriend from the beginning, I was his good friend, and I was their childcare who lied to you." Xia Yu had the audacity to say again: "I am the real one!" "Huang Mei is a fake at best.

Seeing that his parents were already confused, Wu Yi hurriedly explained: "Xiaoyu only confirmed the relationship with me a few days ago, Huang Mei is my friend, I was forced by you to ask her to help me, I didn't mean to lie to you, don't be angry." Huang Mei also bowed and said, "I'm sorry, I don't want to lie to your second elder!" Xia Yu also apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I'm late!" ”

The reason why Wu Yi is so nervous is that he is afraid that his parents will beat him up, he was beaten up a lot for lying when he was a child, and it would be too unjust to be beaten again because of this! Fortunately, Wu's father and Wu's mother are more enlightened parents, Wu's father said with a tiger face: "You kid is too ignorant, how can this kind of thing be fun, you still live in the same room with Xiaohuang, what will you do in the future!" ”

Wu's mother also scolded: "You child with no conscience, my mother and I have come all the way to cook for you and take care of you, you actually lied to me, it is really unfilial!" Fortunately, Xia Yu, a virtuous helper, couldn't bear to see her husband being scolded, so she hurriedly changed the topic: "Uncle and aunt, my name is Xia Yu, you two elders can call me Xiaoyu, I will definitely be a good wife in the future!" ”

"Oops, Xiaoyu is such a good boy of the director!" "Yes, yes, it's beautiful and considerate, being able to take a fancy to our family's Wu disease is really a blessing that this kid cultivated in his previous life!" Looking at the parents who kept praising Xia Yu, Wu Yi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it was not bad to mix it up like this. At this time, I heard Sophia behind me whispering: "Ernie sauce, I feel the malicious value, it's aimed at you!" ”

Wrong! Although my parents are praising the summer rain, they are also hugging the summer rain and walking out! This stupid child has been dumbfounded by sweet words, and now he knows that he is smirking and walking outside, Wu Yi watched Xia Yu disappear from sight with a grin, and then his parents came back with a calm face.

Bad! Big bad! "Ahh Today is such a beautiful day, it is a good day to go to an internet café! "Tang Seng saw that the situation was not good, and he slipped away." Well, it's time for me to practice, you guys talk about me slowly! "There are only Huang Mei and Sophia left, Sophia just wants to protect Wu Disease, Huang Mei smiled at Wu's father and Wu's mother, and dragged them out, if they turn their heads, they can see Sophia's dragged elder arm.

Now that there is no one else in the house, Wu's mother entered the back room, Wu's father was untying his belt, Wu Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a dry smile: "I'll go out to buy a pack of cigarettes and come back soon!" As soon as my hand touched the doorknob, there was a sound of breaking the air, and a feather duster was inserted in the crack of the door, and the door was stuck! Wu Yi didn't dare to look back, he only felt that the murderous aura behind him was soaring, and the cold killing intent almost froze him.

The sun outside is so beautiful, but I can't see you again! Goodbye to the wonderful world! Goodbye Xia Yu, don't wait for me, find a good person and get married! "I'll beat you little bastard!" "Whew!"

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Wu Ill survived strongly, after a series of devastation, Wu Ill almost shook Tang Seng out of their old bottom, this must not be said, said that he would be killed, because my parents will definitely not believe it!

"Old Wu, you have dust behind your back, I'll help me knock it down." Tang Seng kindly helped Wu Ai dust off, but Wu Ai scratched his ears and cheeks in pain. Since Wu Ai saw the sun alive, Wu Xingyun and Tang Seng could always see the dust, confetti, and straw sticks on Wu Ai's body, and then kindly helped him dust it off. In addition to the ones that need to be exposed, there is no good skin on the body, but this beating is worth it, because my parents decided to choose a good day to ask Xia Yu to officially come to the house for a meal.

Looking at Wu's anxious appearance, Tang Seng finally felt comfortable, and the resentment of being abused by Xiu'en a few days ago was finally gone. The two of them squatted at the door and smoked under the tree with crooked necks, and Wu was irritable and drew circles with his fingers. "What's the matter, Lao Wu, do you have something on your mind?" "I'm thinking about how to have a showdown with Xia Yu, after all, she will live with me for the rest of her life, and she can hide it for a while, but she can't hide it for a lifetime!"

"What's so annoying about this, you just tell her if you don't say no." "Would you believe that someone told you that there was such a world and that there were so many fun games before you came here?" Tang Seng shook his head again and again: "I don't believe it if I am killed!" "That's the reason! I'm just afraid that after I tell Xiaoyu, she will treat me as a psychopath, and special people like Huang Mai didn't believe my words at the beginning, how can you make her an ordinary person? ! ”

"Let's go back and give her a show, won't it be over?" "Yes! It's over indeed! What if you scare her out, I'm afraid of another strange customer, whether it's my parents or Xia Yu are ordinary people, what should I do if I am scared out of heart disease? Tang Seng scratched his head and said, "Oops! Why is it so complicated when you say that it is a very simple matter? ”

"It's not simple, okay, you're too superficial!" "Superficial fart! It's obvious that you're thinking too much, think about it yourself, Lao Tzu made your head bigger! Tang Seng flicked his arms and left.

happened to see Lao Wang who came back from the purchase, Wu Ai went up and handed over a cigarette, Lao Wang waved his hand and said: "Don't smoke, my daughter-in-law is pregnant, and now I want to vomit when I smell the smoke." Wu Yi was surprised: "You can! It's only been a few days since your daughter-in-law got pregnant! Lao Wang pounded his waist and said, "You think it's an easy thing?" As a man, Wu said it was understandable.

Sometimes it's just so fucked up, when you don't want children, you can win the bid with a condom, but when you want to, you don't move! "The expected date of delivery is April next year, don't forget to prepare a big red envelope for your brother!" "Fuck your uncle, that's my grandson!" "Hey, hey!"

"Hey, by the way, Lao Wang, if I tell you that those seven are actually gourd babies, do you believe it?" Wu Yi pointed to the gourd brothers who were returning from cram school. Lao Wang glanced at Wu Yi with disdain and said, "If you have that spare time, it is better to prepare more money for your brother, okay, I won't tell you, my wife should be in a hurry." (To be continued.) )