My name is Tang Seng, I have always been a quiet beautiful man, since I was a child, I have shown a quiet and beautiful appearance that is different from ordinary people, the girls under the mountain always look at me, but I am a monk. www.biquge.info My master is also a monk, but he always says that I am the reincarnation of the golden cicada, a person with a great commission, and I have to strictly abide by the rules and precepts, so I am still a virgin!

In the temple, there are supervisors and a group of lowly brothers, they are obviously eye-to-eye, and some are even vulgar directly, only Lao Tzu can't even take a second look, what the is this called! Finally my mission has arrived, I thought I was finally free, isn't it just publicly-funded travel, Lao Tzu is free! Who else can control Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is a master! Although there is no apprentice who looks like a person, but Lao Tzu is the largest, who dares to care about me?

The exotic girls from all over the world on this road make people drool just thinking about it! It's a pity, it's just my ideal, I'm still being looked at, what five directions to reveal the truth, four values of Gong Cao, six Ding Liujia, eighteen apologists Jialan, all 24 hours to monitor you! Eat, drink, sleep, and even pee, there are thirty-three pairs of eyes staring at you!

Before coming, the eldest sister of Guanyin also said: "Don't look for a chick on the road, don't say that the eldest sister hasn't warned you, those surveillance ahhhh Ahem! Ask what's going on, get out! ”

This is the information that I got with two roast chickens and roast goose all the time, fortunately, if I didn't know it, I went straight to Yanlai Lou out of the city, then I could go directly to the palace to serve my brother Li Shimin, with my relationship with him, a proper housekeeping director!

Alas! If you dare to say a word, you don't need others, your master wants to hand over the Jiuxi Zen staff to you, and you will directly pick your head, the iron head is not omnipotent, if your brain is broken, you will have to die! That's it, although I know that I will meet a monkey in front of me, but I can't be happy at all, I hope he can have a little eyesight, go back and find a beautiful female goblin to take me away, and rescue me before I am squeezed dry, this is okay, I am forced, I am a victim!

There's no smart! It is said that monkey spirit monkey spirit, why give Lao Tzu a stone monkey? The head is also a stone, and I don't understand the painstaking work of being a teacher at all! After thinking about it day and night, I finally looked forward to a delicate female goblin, and people either came to eat themselves, or asked for directions, and they were knocked to death with a stick! Mom, how did you get it, cat-eared girl!

If it weren't for the fear of being cleansed, I would have this monkey a long time ago! And that pig, looking at always wanting to eat pig's head meat, not to mention, is still a perverted pig, every time I see a female monster, I run faster than Lao Tzu, and several timid ones are directly scared to death, and the monkey also said that he is too kind, if he can do this, he can save a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace!

Monk Sha is really a stupid monk, he knows that he is carrying a burden without saying a word every day, and several times he wants to find this slightly more normal person to spit out bitterness, although he will only "Oh, well, good! It's better than nothing! It wasn't until one day that I found out that Bajie Lababa hid from me every time, and I knew that they thought I had an ulterior deal with Lao Sha!

What the is this! Don't you just want to find someone to talk to! Is it so difficult? Forget it, if that group of perverted voyeur gods thinks that men are also guilty of breaking the precepts, where can they cry? If you really look for a chick, you will admit it, it's not worth it for a man with a big beard and dementia in his early years!

Heaven has mercy, my old Tang's good days have finally arrived! Daughter country! There are slick girls everywhere! Bajie's dead appearance is at the level of a male god there, there is no reason why he is so handsome and not sought-after, the five parties reveal that they have regulations, and they can't shoot at mortals, and when the time comes, if a woman from a country wants to rape me, they can't control it, this period of time is to see it, it is better to be happy for a few days than to be a virgin for ten thousand years.

Sure enough! The king of the daughter country has taken a fancy to Lao Tzu, my smug smile, I smug my smile! This can't be too casual, you must be reserved, and then Lao Tzu is tragic again. Sister, you're the king! Can't you be a little more domineering? What kind of non-mainstream are you playing, I will wait for you for the rest of your life, you come directly to the hard, you see how many women I robbed my brother Li Shimin, you come hard!

I thought I would miss a good marriage, and I was uncomfortable, but who knew that the sky had a romantic encounter, and this scorpion was so beautiful! That leather coat! That long leg! That big-breasted shop! The most beautiful thing is that the monkey can't beat her, and she doesn't want to eat herself yet! Dad, you are so good to me, I will definitely sacrifice to heaven when I turn around!

Damn the Ang Ri Star Officer! Damn big cock! In the future, if you don't eat other meat, you will eat rooster, and Lao Tzu will let you cut off your children and grandchildren! The foreplay is over, and the last step is missing, and the scorpion sister was killed by him as soon as he went up! He also shouted: "The chicken tastes crunchy!" "What the have you eaten?

If you think about it, the original white bone spirit sister is not bad, but she was too young at that time and refused to accept the love of human corpses, although people want to eat themselves, but didn't you say that you can have a request before you die, what's wrong with being happy before you die? It's all been talked about here, and the monkey has been killed again, three times in a row! You now know why Lao Tzu hates monkeys so much!

Thinking about it, I also feel that it is not worth it for the seven fairies, I have been a fairy for I don't know how many years, and I can't get on it every day to watch the handsome and strong male god wander around, I really don't know the taste of meat, and I finally met a two hundred and five who dare to be my own, the monkey is a monkey, there are more things that are not human beings in the fairies, as long as it can be cool, it is not bad, but unfortunately the monkey is a monkey after all, he knows how to pick peaches!

Lao Tzu is hungry now! As long as you have a good skin, you are a vegetative person! So the Xingxian girl appeared, people are quite literary and artistic, I didn't work hard to get close to Li Shimin, the literary fan opened his mouth and came, I'm not afraid that you won't throw yourself into your arms, the plot is developing very smoothly, and it's natural for me to pretend not to know that she is a monster, and then the monkey was scared away again, and it is estimated that there are no hundreds of years that dare not come out to wave.

Do any of you know how monkeys eat delicious? Is it really good to blanch with oil? Okay, abandon this unrealistic idea, the days still need to go on, although I want to kill people now, but who knows if there will be a better sister in the back, and the king of the daughter country is not still waiting for him, if the conditions allow him to go back and chase it, it's not impossible!

So I met the spider spirit again, a full seven! The rhythm of the King of Perseverance, forget it, die and die, the peony flower is also a ghost to die, this time you must go by yourself, no one will bring it, just say that you are going to fast, and then you are accidentally captured, and finally use your own sweet words to resolve the offensive, they are all monsters in the mountains, how can you withstand your own persuasion, you can take it in half an hour.

I was halfway there, and the seven girls almost fought to earn me, and with the broad mind of the monks, I took all seven! Thinking about the lewd days in the future, there is still a little excitement, it's really not too cool, there are woods, seven! This must make up for the kidneys for a few more years, and it is not impossible if you can really live with them, provided that there are no superfluous people.

Thank God it's not a monkey who came this time, if he stirs up Lao Tzu's good things again, do you believe that Lao Tzu will fight with him with a bowl to ask for food? But Zhu Bajie, this bastard, is not a good thing, he actually peeked at his seven masters taking a bath, and he was going to take a fucking mandarin duck bath, do you still have me as a master in your eyes? This time, I was rescued again, and the seven wives who hadn't arrived yet, went to my uncle.

It has been discussed a long time ago, the eldest brother is a warm-hearted person, he uses poisonous tea to put people down, and then he detoxifies himself, and the others will die and die. But I made a fatal mistake, this monkey has a sharp eye, and the poisoned tea let him see it! Fortunately, the eldest brother's supernatural powers were beaten away, and then Vilamba Bodhisattva came.

It's the of Angri Xingguan! She actually poked my eldest brother to death with corns! The seven wives were captured by this Mama Rong and taken back to be maids, and I don't know if there is a chance to see them. At this moment, Tang Seng has already turned over the eighteenth generation ancestor of Angri Xingguan in his heart, there are so many immortals in the sky, why can't you get along with me! Did I dig your ancestral grave or smash your glass, you can't get along with me like this?

Forget the fox spirit in the bhikshu country, although it looks good, but I don't know how many hands it has passed, what if there is a fox smell, Lao Tzu has a spiritual cleanliness habit! I'm okay with this monkey killing me.

The mouse spirit girl is also very good, although she has eaten people, but the monkey has also eaten it, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha! You're listening to the "bottomless pit" where people live! Naked lustful woman! If you marry her, you can die happily every day! Speaking of which, I have to talk about my other concern, is the monkey taking a fancy to himself? Why did you react so much when you heard that the rat spirit wanted to marry you?

What does the book say, four explorations of the bottomless pit! You are more patient than Liu Bei! My mouse spirit girl was taken away by her godfather Tota Heavenly King, and the old king will be the king sooner or later! Jade Rabbit Jing doesn't dare to touch it, if she marries her Chang'e sister, who will buy household items such as carrots and eggplants under the guise of marrying her sister-in-law? She's going to fight her hard! Although I don't mind comforting her lonely heart.

"Old Don! Old Tang, what are you thinking about after squatting on the wall for a day, do you know after eating, if you want to pass away There is a crooked neck tree outside, I will lend you a grass rope! "Now the more I look at Wu's illness, the more unpleasant it is, I call Xia Yu every day, I don't pay attention to the hard work of the single dog, buy two catties of gasoline tomorrow, what is the group called, FFF group? (To be continued.) )