The people of the whole country are now a handful of snot and a handful of tears, Nima!

Xu Shaoyan, you are a fart in your heart!

You're just a cute face!

"Ahhhh Not counted, not counted! Xu Shaoyan is digging too much of this pit! We will come again! Don't believe in evil today! ”

"This is a brain teaser, we're going to do it again!"

"One more question!"

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, come again!"

"Ahh I'm not convinced! ”

"Three stinkers have beaten Zhuge Liang, we don't believe that none of us in the country can win against you!"

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Xu Shaoyan shook his head and sighed.

Why don't you believe in evil?

If you beg for abuse, you will not be able to complain against me.

Thinking about it, Xu Shaoyan said again: "Okay, what you said, let's continue to do the math." ”

"Come on, come on!"

"Scared of you?"

Decisively, Xu Shaoyan sent another question.

"Xu Shaoyan: Xi, Gang, Kou, Day, please determine what the fifth word is according to these four words, A: A B: Hui C: Chang D: Tong."

After Xu Shao's words, the people of the whole country felt that their bodies were hollowed out, this is a math problem?

"This question...... Is it a seal? ”

"Maybe alas, you see, Xi opened two sides, Gang opened one side, the mouth was not opened, and the sun was cut in the middle."

"Could it be A? If you follow this reasoning, Tian is the most suitable! ”

"What's the breakthrough point? Elementary school math is impossible to learn, but it is very difficult! ”

"yes, no clue at all!"

Netizens are about to collapse, this question is definitely worse than just now!

Xu Shaoyan announced the answer: "The answer is C, Chang, you guess that the opening is not right at all, the front ones are 1 right angle, two right angles, four right angles, eight right angles, and the fifth word is naturally 16 right angles,"

As soon as Xu Shaoyan's answer came out, everyone was loveless, right angle, and it was really elementary school mathematics.

"One more! Xu Shaoyan, you have some other subjects! ”

"We don't believe in evil!"

"It's okay to combine the two subjects!"

Xu Shaoyan: "Pick your nose, old iron, I said, you can't win me, why don't you face the reality?" ”

But Xu Shaoyan still posted a question.

"Xu Shaoyan: Since you said that other subjects are okay, then I will send a common sense question, under what circumstances does 1+1 not equal 2."

After Xu Shao's speech was finished, the people of the whole country looked at it and couldn't wait to gesture with their fingers.

1+1=2 is the truth, how can it not be equal to 2?

"Two parallel lines never intersect?"

"The problem of fish and bear's paws? Can't have it both ways? ”

'This ......'

Looking at this topic, the people of the whole country really have the urge to continue crying, and they really can't think of it!

Xu Shaoyan held chopsticks in his mouth.

"Stupid, if you miscalculate, it doesn't mean Erbei!"

“……”

If Xu Shaoyan is walking on the street now, there must be countless people who want to slam on the accelerator and kill him!

Is that okay?!

But I have to admit that Xu Shaoyan is right, this is really a matter of common sense, and if you miscalculate, it will not equal two!

"Still have questions?"

Some people still insisted on continuing to ask, but they didn't believe that they couldn't answer Xu Shaoyan's question.

Xu Shaoyan thought about it and took out the question that his little sister complained about.

"Xu Shaoyan: Ask, Xiao Ming has 264 pieces of hard candy, 300 pieces of toffee, 409 pieces of marshmallow, Xiao Ming ate 200 pieces of hard candy, 164 pieces of toffee, 295 pieces of marshmallow in one go, may I ask Xiao Ming what is there, this question is something that my sister can do right, and if you make a mistake, you will really be helpless!"

Xu Shaoyan said, who is Xu Shaoyan's sister?

Mu Shaorong, everyone who knows Xu Shaoyan knows that this child is only in the fifth grade now, Xu Shaoyan often takes his sister out, and has been photographed by the media I don't know how many times.

Looking at this question, the people of the whole country collectively swallowed their spit, if this is answered incorrectly, it is really a dead place without a place to be buried.

However, since Xu Shaoyan's sister can also answer correctly, this question will definitely not be pitted, take a closer look, there is really no trap in this question.

Quickly, someone gave Xu Shaoyan an answer: "Xiaoming still has 64 pieces of hard candy, 136 pieces of toffee, and 114 pieces of marshmallows, I calculated it several times, and pinched it again with the calculator, absolutely not wrong!" ”

"That's right, it's just these three numbers, and I pinched the calculator too."

"I'm also these three numbers, Mr. Xu Shaoyan, what else can you do this time!"

"We've analyzed this question for a long time!"

"You're the one who loses this time!"

But Xu Shaoyan was still laughing.

"Why don't you want to face reality, my dear old iron?"

As soon as these words came out, the hearts of the people of the whole country suddenly burst out, is it wrong again? Impossible!

I saw Xu Shaoyan reply lightly: "The answer is that you are sick, your children eat so much sugar in one go?" ”

“……”

The people of the whole country burst into tears, this question is simply true!

This really makes sense.

But Xu Shaoyan thought about it, let's do it again!

"Xu Shaoyan: Finally, let's have another question, I'm going back to work, this time I'll give you a language question, after all, I'm called literature. The questions are as follows: 1,10,5,4,7,(),9,6, please tell me which man in parentheses should be. Answer: A. I B. love C. number D. learn. ”

"Poof!" After Xu Shaoyan finished the question, the people of the whole country vomited blood and died almost at the same time, what kind of language question is this?

A bunch of numbers and then guess the word?

"This is even worse than the previous one!"

"Xu Shaoyan, why don't you have grass on your grave!"

"Not only do you grow grass on your grave, but you also love the pavilion!"

"Oh my God!"

People all over the country have the urge to cry with their heads in their hands.

Quickly, the last question must not be wiped out, and all the funny Chinese professors and mathematics professors have been @ again!

Xu Shaoyan's Weibo is more lively than the Ministry of Education's name, and all of them are top professors in the Republic.

"I can't really see this, it can't be connected with language."

"Mathematical inference is nowhere to start."

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, are you a blind question? I can't solve this at all! ”

"I really can't solve it!"

These university professors are helpless, not to mention ordinary people, the last question, the people of the whole country continue to die!

Xu Shaoyan finished his meal and sent an answer.

"Xu Shaoyan: The answer is D, I said, this is a language question, you read out these numbers, they are yīshíǔsìqī ()jiǔliù, according to the one, two, three, four tones of Chinese pinyin, the space is two tones, and there is only learning correspondence in the answer."

Xu Shaoyan explained, after explaining, almost even Qiao Ran wanted to beat Xu Shaoyan.

That's fucking enough.

Who can think of that!

However, Hanyu Pinyin is indeed learned by primary school students, and it is learned by first-grade elementary school students, and they actually failed in the first-grade question.

Now, the people of the whole country continue to cry!