"My God, all the professors of mathematics at Tsinghua University can be killed, this paper is really used for the independent admissions exam? Why don't you go to heaven! ”

"The questioner, Xu Shaoyan? Why do I have a bad premonition? ”

"Uh...... The mathematics paper killed all the professors of Tsinghua, this problem will not be an unsolvable problem, Professor Tsinghua, alas, what a joke. ”

"That is, there is no shortage of mathematicians in Tsinghua University, and they can't do the questions for the entrance exam? What the hell is this exam?! ”

"That's!"

"Impossible, what kind of topic, let's take a look at it."

"Journalists, let's make fake news."

This news is so exciting that the top mathematics professors of the university's top universities in the republic actually died collectively on the mathematics test paper produced by an associate professor of Chinese, and no one believes it!

This browser news push, Weibo push, WeChat push.

The news was pushed out by various media outlets, and it immediately sparked a national discussion.

No one believed that the news was true, along the pictures and links left at the end of the news.

Tsinghua's official website was suddenly crowded.

Looking at the published mathematics independent entrance examination papers, almost everyone was confused.

“haT？！ Is this a math paper? ”

"The style of painting is strange."

"I can make a problem, it's too bad, is it? Tsinghua, what are you doing! The papers of the first two years are no different from the college entrance examination, and now this kind of bear thing is made, are you playing tricks or what? ”

"Is this a math paper? I don't read much, don't tease me! ”

Everyone is blinded and confused, is this really a math paper? Although there are only papers with no answers, I have an urge to kneel after reading many questions, and I can't see any clues at all!

The only clue is as simple as death, but the answer to this question is online, and if you don't read the paper, you will be killed in seconds.

"This volume is a brain teaser, Xu Shaoyan, what are you kidding, this is a math problem?"

"That is, what about Xu Shaoyan? Xu Shaoyan, you come out, can you not hurt people? Is this topic going to die, who can do it in a normal person? ”

"yes, let alone the students who take the exams?"

“……”

A group of people collapsed and bombarded Xu Shaoyan's Weibo directly from Tsinghua's official website.

In an instant, Xu Shaoyan's Weibo was on the top of the hot search again, Xu Shaoyan was having dinner with Qiao Ran, and the two discussed how Xu Shaoyan should enter the United States next summer, the mobile phone vibrated non-stop, Xu Shaoyan took it out and looked, good guy, there are actually more than 50,000 people A him.

Looking at these words, Xu Shaoyan squinted.

"If it's the same as the college entrance examination, you guys will take the college entrance examination!"

But some people actually said that this question was too difficult, Xu Shaoyan hehe.

"Xu Shaoyan: Picking my nose, I didn't dare to come up with difficult topics in elementary school, and I couldn't do it myself."

Immediately, Xu Shaoyan's Weibo exploded like the destruction of the universe.

"Is this still elementary school difficulty? Xu Shaoyan, you're funny! If an elementary school student can make this kind of problem, I will kneel and bow to you! ”

"Who are you kidding? If nothing else, just that way, 7111 = o, 5555 = o, 88o9 = 6, 8193 = 3. 6666=4，9o38=4，oooo=4，2889=？ It's not so weird to be a reasoning question, there's no law, what are you doing! ”

"And this problem, according to the rhythm, write the multiplication equation, and anyone can write the multiplication equation, but what the hell are you? Ding, ding, ding, meow, and there's an ah, ah, ah, this thing can have a multiplication formula? ”

I can't wait to tear up Xu Shaoyan, this thing is not a math problem at all!

But Xu Shaoyan's answer made everyone vomit blood.

"Xu Shaoyan: 2889=5, I said that it is the difficulty of primary school, I haven't forgotten it, you still don't believe it, 7111, no o, 5555, no collar, 88o9, there are 6 o, 6666 has 4 o, this is the law."

“……”

Seeing the answer given by Xu Shaoyan, everyone has a dislocated chin and a big mouth, which ...... It's really difficult in elementary school, decisive, they think too much.

"What about the next question? A group of voices, how can there be any multiplication formula. ”

"Xu Shaoyan: Ding Ding Ding, Ding Ding Ding is 3x2, meow, is 4x2, ah, ah, ah, ah, is 4x1."

Looking at this answer, more people are about to vomit blood, Xu Shaoyan, and his mother!

Indeed, in this way, both questions make sense, and they are both elementary school difficulty!

But in this way, everyone was even more unconvinced!

"Alas, I don't believe in evil anymore, Xu Shaoyan, your questions are tricky and weird, there is a kind of problem that you have a few rabbit teams, to ensure that we don't make mistakes!"

"That's it, if you have the ability to make a question, it's good to see that we are wrong!"

"Come again! You're just a trick with these questions! ”

Xu Shaoyan was eating, his face was speechless, the first time he saw this request, Qiao Ran had a stomachache from laughing.

"Brother Xu, I also want you to come up with a few more, your questions are too annoying!"

Xu Shaoyan glared at Qiao Ran, but after thinking about it, let's come up with another question, thinking, took out an A4 paper from the document bag he carried, and Xu Shaoyan still drew on it.

"An apple = 7, a bunch of grapes = apples + 2, apples = a bunch of three bananas + 1, ask, an apple + a bunch of grapes + a banana =?"

After Xu Shaoyan finished painting, he took a photo and went online.

Netizens were happy when they saw it.

"That's it, can't it be counted? Apples = 7, a bunch of grapes = 7 + 2 = 9, bananas = 7-1 = 6, apples + grapes + bananas are naturally equal to 22. ”

"Yes, Xu Shaoyan, you are deliberately embarrassing people, this is obviously 7+9+6=22."

"Any other topics? It's too easy! ”

The Internet was full of 22 answers, Xu Shaoyan swept around and looked up at Qiao Ran.

"What do you think?"

Qiao Ran looked at Xu Shaoyan cautiously. "It's unlikely to be 22, right, you have a trap on this question?"

Xu Shaoyan smiled in confusion: "Take a good look for yourself, if it's so simple, I'll draw?" ”

Qiao Ran glanced at Xu Shaoyan, immediately looked down at the picture, and after reading it, he looked at Xu Shaoyan with a stunned expression, and Xu Shaoyan posted the answer on the Internet.

"Xu Shaoyan: The smile of the fan, the answer is 18, I drew three bananas in a bunch in front of me, and a banana in the back, can't you see it?"

Xu Shaoyan looked contemptuous, and Qiao Ran looked sure enough, this pit is really dug enough, and it is almost the same principle as that rabbit.

On the Internet, the people who were still shouting that the answer was 22 just now were instantly struck by lightning.

Look down, it's really like that!

I don't know how to say "I ......", but it's really ......

This question is not only difficult in elementary school, but also in kindergarten, but they are still wrong.

Xu Shaoyan simply had the urge to smoke a cigarette.

"It's all wrong, I'm all heartbroken, old iron!"

Seeing Xu Shaoyan's words, the people of the whole country cried

(End of chapter)