The arm still can't twist the thigh.

Although I was reluctant at all, in order to fulfill my task as a temporary protagonist, I still obediently paid the ticket money under the gaze of the fat security guard, a meat shield character who looked like he would be positioned as a tank in the game.

"It's really unlucky, it shouldn't be like this, right?" I whispered and walked into the park.

The park was huge, and I didn't know where to go when I first came here, so I had to ask the damn guy for help.

"Lan Fengling, are you still there? I need your help. "I spoke to myself like a fool into the air.

Although it may seem silly to outsiders, someone will hear it in another dimension.

Well, I'm okay with that, right? I always feel a little weird.

"It's really annoying, but it can't be helped, for the sake of the great cause, just say what help you need. But if you want to offer to send you 100 million or something like that, you can't do it. ”

Lan Fengling's impatient voice reached my ears, sounding a little deflated, and it looked like she had to help me.

How so? The first time I fought her, I felt like I was in a good position.

I have to say that this feeling ~ is so cool!!

"Hey, why don't you talk? You can't be thinking about something weird, are you? That's right, it must be like this! Be careful that I beat you! ”

"What a thing!" I immediately retorted weakly.

Why is this guy's feeling so accurate? Could it be that she's sitting in the monitoring room looking at me like a screen?

"I said, you can't see me, do you? And I just can't see you unilaterally? Thinking of an important scene, I couldn't help but ask in shock.

“so？”

Lan Fengling made a puzzled sound, I could already imagine the picture of her crooked neck full of doubts.

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Of course I can see you. Lan Fengling replied indifferently, as if I had asked what an idiot's question.

"! Isn't that a big problem? ”

"What? Why can't I understand what you're saying? What's the trouble? Lan Fengling asked with concern.

I couldn't say anything about this, so I had to say, "Isn't that ...... Won't you see me taking a shower or something? ”

“～～～！！！”

"Who would do such a thing!! You idiot! Big stupid! How could I peek at you? What a daydream! Even if the sky falls apart, it won't happen! ”

After a short silence, Lan Fengling suddenly burst out excitedly, the sound was so deafening that I couldn't help covering my ears.

"Besides, who's going to be interested in your toothpick-like figure."

"Hey! What to say? Can't I pretend I didn't hear that? You're the toothpick, your whole family is a toothpick! After hearing her whisper, I immediately argued with a red face.

This is a matter of a man's dignity, even if this guy attacks his life, this is too much, right?

After a short period of arguing, Lan Fengling didn't want to argue with me anymore.

"Hurry up and get down to business, don't worry about these details, it's a big deal if you tell me before you take a shower, and then I can't just avoid it? I really treat myself as a green onion, if it weren't for work, who would want to watch you here, I still want to get rid of it as soon as possible. ”

Listening to her incessantly whining, I quickly interrupted her.

"Tell me where to go now, I don't know the way, where do I have to go to meet that hydropower station elf Lansha?"

"Oh, I'll look for it." Lan Fengling opened her mouth to respond, and then I heard the sound of flipping books.

"Yes," Lan Fengling said happily as if she had found some treasure after a while, "Judging from the development of the plot, that guy Lan Sha should be teasing a thermal power station elf now, you will probably be hit by her at night under a hillside."

"I see!" I clenched my right hand into my left palm and looked up.

You're kidding? This park looks like it was originally a converted wild field, and there are too many small hills around here to count, so where should I find it!

I felt my eyelids keep jumping.

"Have you an idea, which way do you want to go?" I had no choice but to hand over the initiative to Lan Fengling, wanting her to help me make this troublesome decision.

"Even if you ask, I don't know. It's not written clearly. Anyway, it's still early before dark, so you can just wander down the hillside near here. ”

"Where are you and I from an old man, such an aimless wandering around will be questioned by the police as a suspicious person, right?" I complained helplessly.

"You're a suspicious person, so it's not a big deal to be suspected." Lan Fengling replied indifferently, "But I can speculate that it should be in a relatively remote place." ”

"Why?" I asked, puzzled.

The answer to me was Lan Fengling's crisp voice:

"Instinct."

Do you dare to be reliable!

I complained hard in my heart.

But thinking about what she said, it's not impossible, according to the author's urine, this kind of development is not impossible. Oh, no. It should be that the elves don't want to be exposed to the field of vision of ordinary people, and in order to avoid trouble, it is more likely to appear in a remote place.

Thinking of this, I looked around and roughly locked on a few positions.

The vast end of the world is my love~~ The flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains~~

As I walked towards my secured spot, I suddenly heard the Divine Comedy, which is popular in China and favored by countless elderly people for square dancing.

A moment later, a group of old men and aunts quickly occupied the place and danced the familiar square dance.

I looked back in embarrassment.

Looks like this isn't the place to run into elves.

Then I wandered down a few other hills that were more likely, but I didn't find anything.

"It's hard because I'm not the original protagonist? It shouldn't be! I couldn't help but complain.

"I said you, haven't you done it yet? Suck and suck~"

The annoying voice rang out again.

"You're online again? You haven't spoken for so long, I thought you were gone. I sighed and said to Lan Fengling, who was far away in another dimension.

"Suck and suck~"

"This doesn't sound right, what are you doing?"

"Have lunch, or what do you think? I don't have to keep an eye on you 24 hours a day. ”

Lan Fengling said as a matter of course.

"Lunch?" I looked at the sky that had completely darkened and couldn't help but mock, "You're afraid you haven't woken up, have you?" Now you can have a late-night snack. ”

"Why? I'm here with you, okay? And by the way, not only do I have a jet lag with you here, but I also just adjusted the time ratio between our two spaces, and if you spend a few days there, I'll only spend a few hours here. Lan Fengling said in a frightening tone.

"Is that okay? Are you a god? I couldn't help but complain, "And what's the point of doing that?" ”

"You should understand this kind of thing, don't you always watch shows you don't like, and press the fast-forward button?" Lan Fengling said as if comfortingly, although I don't believe it at all, this guy must be deliberately angry with me.

"Am I just a bad entertainment show for you right now? Then don't fast-forward, are you worthy of those actors who worked hard to shoot? ”

Spit and complain, calculate the time and it's time for Lansha to appear.

"Now it's only the most remote hillside over there that I haven't visited." I was talking to myself and motivating myself.

But I immediately ran into another problem.

It was the only path leading to the hillside over there stood four guys with dyed yellow hair and all sorts of strange tattoos.

It seems that he almost didn't write the word bad guy on the door of his head.

It can't be a robbery, right?

I hesitated, swallowed, and forced myself past them.

Well, don't look at me. I'm just a normal passerby. It must be fine, it must be fine. They're all good guys, they just happen to have bad faces.

"I said boy, stop me!"

Just as I had passed them, a guy who looked like a boss among them suddenly shouted at me viciously.

I thought to myself, this is clearly the rhythm of robbery, it's really a big deal.

I spread my legs and ran wildly, while the four thugs followed closely behind, scolding and swaying fruit knives to threaten me to stop.

"Lan Fengling, what can you do if you don't have it? Hurry up and save me! I couldn't run. ”

I gasped and uttered this sentence with almost all my might.

"It's a nuisance."

Lan Fengling's voice came clearly.

After a while, I felt that my body was getting lighter and lighter, and my feet felt like they were no longer feet but electric wheels.

As if with divine help, I instantly shook off the four thugs behind me and hid under a hidden hillside.

"What a mess, you're really useless." Lan Fengling didn't forget to say sarcastically at this time.

"Can that be said? I'm not going to be like these little thugs. I'm also very violent, okay? Just their little deflated three, I'm fighting alone! I held on to a large rock beside me and bragged with an unchanging face.

Phew, Bah, Bah. Not bragging, but stating a fact.

"That's what you said, so I'll get them right away." Hearing me say this, Lan Fengling said with bad intentions.

"Hey, don't do it, you're not annoying!"

"What, are you scared? No, just said that you can play three by yourself? ”

"But there are four of them!"