If calling the police helps, I think I'll do it now.

Looking at the person in front of me who shouldn't have been in my house right now, I swallowed the mouthwash that I hadn't had time to spit out in surprise.

"How did you end up here?" I said in surprise. Looking in the direction of the door, there was no sign of damage to the security door.

So how did this guy get in?

"What? Can't I come? Or is there something you have here that you don't want me to see? ”

She didn't look like an outsider at all, she looked at me arrogantly with her chest that she said was over the airport, and walked to my sofa and sat down.

"Hey, girls don't sit like that. No, you're a man at all. ”

I said with some excitement, but with my wit, I quickly realized that none of this was the point.

The point is why this guy Lan Fengling appeared in my house.

Does she like me?

Well, it seems unlikely.

I glanced at this guy who was older than me and dismissed the idea.

Is there something urgent?

I quickly flipped through the notebook and diary I kept in my pocket.

After careful confirmation, I am convinced that there is nothing big about today.

"Is this your hospitality? It's really chilly, but also, I didn't expect much. Lan Fengling ignored me in a daze, staring at my freshly soaked instant noodles on the table and said.

I quickly brought the bowl of instant noodles to myself, took a big bite, and broke a mouthful of water in front of her.

"This isn't meant to entertain you, don't be sentimental." I said fiercely, looking at her with a defiant look.

I won the game.

Contrary to what I had imagined, she did not get angry, but instead showed a disgusted expression.

"What a low-class creature." Lan Fengling pursed her lips disdainfully.

Hey, don't you want that!

I looked at the bowl in my hand, and I was a little nauseous. Quickly tossed the bowl aside.

"Say it! What the hell is going on? I said angrily.

"You think I'm going to come to you? It's all a plot need, otherwise I wouldn't have come. ”

She was mindless and said something I didn't understand.

"What do you mean?" I asked like an idiot.

Just as I thought, she smiled again with the same treacherous smile that seemed to me.

"Of course it's a good thing." She said.

I don't believe in good things! If I believe your nonsense, I'll be a three-year-old.

"Now there is a great opportunity in front of you, it depends on whether you cherish it or not." She said in a seductive tone.

I don't want to be fooled by you, you think you are easy to bully.

"I'm not unusual!" I righteously refused.

"That's a pity, I thought you'd be more than willing to be the main character in a few episodes, but I didn't say it. It's really pitiful, no one can do anything about not being motivated.

It seems that you should be a small character who occasionally comes out to play tricks and doesn't even have a name for the rest of your life. @君. I took my leave. ”

Lan Fengling said indifferently, and after speaking, she stood up and prepared to walk out the door.

I'm not unusual!

I also looked at her back indifferently.

But three seconds later, a few words kept floating in my head as if I was playing a barrage:

I thought you wanted to be the main character

When the protagonist ~ When the protagonist ~ When the protagonist is the protagonist

Protagonist ~ Protagonist ~ Protagonist ~ Protagonist

"What? You repeat, don't go to feed. I rushed over and stopped her.

"Regret?" Lan Fengling turned her head and smiled demonically. It looks like a treacherous plan has succeeded.

"Tell me clearly, what protagonist? Is it me? "I was a little incoherent with excitement, but I think she would understand what I mean.

"Huh." Lan Fengling covered her mouth and made a mocking voice, obviously wanting me to hear it.

"Gee, I thought you weren't interested." The expression on her face was terrible.

"How so? Miss Lan Fengling is the best, tell me what's going on. ”

I said flatteringly, thinking that my face must be full of flattery.

"Ahem." Lan Fengling coughed twice, showed a serious expression, and said informally: "Actually, that guy is ready to update." ”

Looking at her mysterious appearance, I thought there was really some chance, but when she finished speaking, I immediately dried up like a deflated ball.

What kind of good news is this, the outrageousness of this kind of thing is about the same as the outrageousness of the Chinese National Football World Cup winning the championship. Who would believe it!

"Hello? Why did you go down all of a sudden, like a balloon that had a fart? ”

"How do you speak? Who's going to put a fart in a balloon! Don't talk nonsense, okay. "I instinctively complained, what the hell are you doing with me?

"Oh, is that so?" She innocently asked rhetorically, and then asked herself, "Isn't it about the same?" ”

"It's far from it, okay?!" I grumbled weakly, and stood up to push her out the door.

"Hey, what are you doing? I'm not done yet. Lan Fengling put her hands on the door frame, desperately trying not to let me kick her out.

"What else do you want to say? I don't want to hear it, so hurry up and give me where to go back and forth. ”

I quickly pushed her out, but unfortunately, the moment the door closed, half of her body was stuck.

"Don't you bother, give me back."

"No, it's less than a chapter now, so it can't end now." She squeezed through the door and said something very horrible.

"What did you just say again, don't say it, hey."

"Don't worry.,This chapter won't be put into the text.,It's like the so-called extra.,It doesn't matter what's going on, right?"

"How can there be such a statement, even if it's too much. What's the point of such a chapter? Although the text is not serious, it is right. ”

I couldn't beat this guy at all, and after a bit of arguing, I put her in again.

"Can you listen to me now?" She said, sorting out the clothes she had just messed up.

"I'm afraid of you, you say." I had no choice but to give up my resistance.

"Then I'll make a long story short, in short, now I need you to come out and pick up the girder and be a pig's foot." Lan Fengling said in a tsundere voice

。

But I still had to remind her: "I always feel that there is a problem with your pronunciation, and in every sense of the word."

"Well, don't worry about the details. Anyway, no amount of typos in this story is wrong, you have to remember this, most of it is intentional. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Literally. Don't worry about the details, let's move on. ”

Lan Fengling continued, "Due to the need to re-update, many problems have arisen. ”

"Whose pot is this, don't say it so reasonably, okay." I complained silently.

"It's like what kind of plot is off, and a sudden update will lead to problems with the front and back connections, etc.,It's too many to count."

After Lan Fengling finished speaking, she suddenly looked at me with fiery eyes: "So ......"

"You want me to be the main character?" I said in disbelief.

"Bingo. That's probably it, but it's not that you have to be the protagonist all the time, it's just a connecting role. ”

"What, it's really infuriating."

"It's like the jack you use occasionally when you change a spare tire, and that's what you do." Lan Fengling said without hurting her self-esteem.

"Why does it sound so bleak? You guys did it on purpose, didn't you? "I always felt what she was saying.

What the hell does that mean?

"So what the hell am I going to do?" I asked.

"It's like what you're doing right now." Lan Fengling said ill-intentionedly.

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A flash of white light blurred my vision.

When I looked around again, I realized that I was in a strange place.

It was about dusk, and I was near a park.

"Where is this? How did I get here? That's weird, isn't it?" I said so loudly to myself that passers-by around me quickly distanced themselves from me as if I were a psychopath.

"You don't think that's right, right?"

Lan Fengling's dead girl's voice suddenly appeared beside me.

"You bastard," I froze before I could finish my words, for I didn't see her when I looked back, and there was no place around me to hide.

"Don't look for it, I'm not in the same space as you now, I can see you, but you can't see me." Lan Fengling opened her mouth again to explain.

"That's! It's not fair! I said thoughtlessly.

"Don't worry about it, isn't it all needed for the plot. Now you've arrived in the world of the story and have taken the place of the main character. Hurry up and trigger the plot! Lan Fengling's voice came from her ears again.

"What the hell? It's so casual! I thought there was some kind of ceremony, and just like that, I became the main character, and it was too casual, right?"

"Alright, alright, don't say that again. Hurry up and trigger the plot. Now should be the stage where the plot has just begun, all you have to do now is to go to the garden to meet the hydropower station elf Lansha, and then casually unfold some classic welfare plots in the light novel routine, go ahead! ”

Lan Fengling said in an urging tone.

"Sounds pretty good. I remember that this story is a harem, right, isn't that beautiful? I'm completely different from that dull actor. I said to myself, and my mind unconsciously began to make up for it.

"Hmph. Don't get too late! Lan Fengling's voice was a little unhappy.

"Good! I see, I'm going to trigger the plot now. ”

Once I figured it out, I immediately took action and hurriedly ran to the park.

But before I could enter the park, a dead fat man in a security guard uniform stopped me.

"You haven't got the ticket yet, 200 yuan!"

"What? How can there be such a thing! How can the plot be like this? You've never heard of admission before, right? "I am unwilling to look up to the sky and howl.

Ears were full of Lan Fengling's treacherous laughter.

That guy is definitely laughing back and forth, right?

I'm the main character, hey! This is the harem easy direction, not the abuse of the main direction, the author, you give me a little heart!