Chapter 207: The Pirate Ship
It has been two days since the last time Huang Meiwei was born, and Huang Mei has been in a weak period for the past few days, and Wu Xingyun may have been following Huang Mei as a temporary bodyguard for the past two days because of guilt. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info81 Chinese ┡ After the extinction of the poppy flower sea, Wu disease also returned to its original Dubi attributes, although it still showed a little nostalgia from time to time, but it was much better than the previous serious sadness.
The body has fully recovered, and there is Sophia's massage from time to time, and now there is only the obsession of going home. "Old Tang, how do you say we can trick a search boat?" Tang Seng rolled his trouser legs and was spearing fish in the sea, motionless like a stubborn stone, and flew out with a shake of his hand The harpoon, but there was an unlucky crab inserted in it, making the last struggle.
Tang Seng sighed and threw the crab to the crab mountain next to him, it was really a crab mountain, one head taller than Tang Seng. "Big brother, where are you going to deceive other people's boats on this vast sea, even if you have something to deceive, let Huang Mei go to ****?" "Isn't there still you, you look so white, the top group of kelp must look like a mermaid!"
Pulling away Wu Ill's cheap hand, Tang Seng said depressedly, "Can you stop disgusting me with the mermaid, no, now I think of that village flower, I still feel sick to my stomach!" "Haha, do you think that Rush and Baba are relatives of the fish man?" Tang Seng threw a small crab back into the sea in disgust and said, "How do I know, last time Wukong caught someone and gave it to the king, it seems that it was stewed later." ”
A shark suddenly jumped out of the sea, and the little crab that had just been thrown back into the sea by Tang Seng was already dead, and was floating on the sea, and was directly eaten by the shark. The frightened Tang Seng shuddered, just now he said that he was standing in that place and inserting crabs, if he was bitten half of the people would be gone, Tang Seng's iron head skills had not been practiced below the neck.
"Don, look what that is!" "I'm not blind yet, I can still see such a big shark! I'll make a trap and stew it tomorrow, I haven't eaten enough shark fin! "I forgot that Tang Seng is blind, and he will become really blind sooner or later when he watches small movies every day!
A small black spot appeared on the sea in the distance, although he couldn't see it clearly, but Wu Yi was very sure that it was a boat, and he was excited on the spot, as long as this boat came, he would snatch it back even if he used his gun, he was really homesick! "Hey! Over here! There are people here, come and save us! Wu's voice was completely dissipated by the sea breeze, but luckily the boat was heading in this direction.
Wu is ill and not easy to take lightly, if this goods just go this way, forget it, it will be unlucky, and run to the camp, "Come on, there is a boat here, hurry up and copy the guys and don't let them run!" As soon as Wu said this, he saw Jenny rush out first, holding a spatula made of wood and a scourge made of shells in both hands, and a kitchen knife on his tail, which he had finally picked up in the sea.
"Where's the ship! The old lady has long been fed up with these ghost kitchen utensils, I want an iron pot! I want a colander! I'm going to cut the board! "After a long time, what she cared about the most was this, and then the others also came out, and the last to come were Xiaolong and Wang Yan, looking at Wang Yan's flushed face and grass clippings, I knew that these two people didn't do a good job, if they had a child here, according to Japanese customs, they would have to be called Kojiro Island!
Wu Yi dragged Sophia to the beach and instructed, "Keep an eye on it, if they dare not come to our side, you will go up and grab the boat, all the people on the boat will die... Uh, it's good to be stunned, we're not pirates after all, get it! Sophia pouted her ass in a devil's steel helmet, "Hi Yi! After saying that, he hugged a harpoon cat and went to the sea.
Huang Mei put her hand on the pergola, looked into the distance, and muttered, "Why do I think this boat seems to be a little wrong?" Wu stared at the bow of the ship in the distance and didn't reply, "It doesn't matter if he's strange or not, it's good to go back!" As the ship got closer and closer, Wu Yi finally knew what Huang Mei meant by strangeness, this ship was actually a pirate ship!
The flag is the world-famous pirate flag, and although it may be a personal hobby, it seems that no one at sea dares to joke about it. Seeing that it was a pirate ship, Wu was not shocked or overjoyed, even if he threw them all into the sea to feed the fish, he would not be sorry for his conscience! "Sophia! Get on the boat and drag the boat over to me! "A harpoon appeared on the surface of the sea, and it was waved twice, which was a promise.
This is indeed a pirate ship, the captain on the ship is not Jack, let alone a hook hand is not a one-eyed dragon, anyway, it looks like a white and clean middle-aged man, this ship is called the Strait, the captain is called Liu Mingyang, but not Chinese, and the Vietnamese, people are also specialized in interception, the main business is smuggling, that thing is much faster than robbing the road to make money.
"Boss, it's about to get close to the island, and the submarine volcanic eruption the day before yesterday is estimated to have cleaned up all the goods, why are we going over?" Liu Mingyang's backhand is a big mouth, "How many times have I told you, call me captain!" Don't you plant it when the burns it, you're going to drink the northwest wind! The one who was beaten was not angry, covered his face and muttered, "I didn't want to farm to be a pirate, but I have to continue farming when I become a pirate, what's the matter!" ”
"If you don't want to do it, get out of here, if it weren't for you telling me about your fellow villagers, you think I'm rare you! Look at your pimples, every time you look for a young lady, they don't want to serve you, saying that it is too troublesome to wash the sheets once with you. "Old... I don't want to, captain, who asked my dad to name me Bean, and I ended up with beans on my face, alas! ”
Liu Mingyang scolded with a smile, "Lao Tzu's nickname is still called Mazi, isn't my face also white and pure, don't blame others if your own genes are not good, hurry up and get away, it's disgusting to look at." Douzi agreed and went out sullenly, Liu Mingyang was just about to drink a glass of red wine and the door was opened again, when he saw that Douzi's face was flushed, and the pimples were like bursting, so he was scared to cover the wine glass, for fear of staining the wine.
"Boss! There are people on the island! It's still a lot of beauties! "Fuck you! How many times have I told you to call the captain, why the are you waiting! Someone, you say? Get your binoculars! Liu Mingyang looked at Zhang Island with a telescope, and the first thing I saw was the pitiful Huang Mei, the big fiery red waves and ****, Liu Mingyang swallowed his saliva when he saw it, and the cute little Lori of Wu Xingyun next to him also made him **** moved.
Exotic Jenny, Stella, cute Annie, is the one next to her is male or female, why is it so flat, is it a shemale? This is to see Wang Yan. As for Wu Ill, Tang Seng and Xiaolong, the three thin men were ignored by him, not to mention anything else, just saying that more than 20 people on his boat were definitely more than enough to beat this guy.
"Beans! Tell the brothers to all go forward, we're here! Ha ha! Douzi agreed, hehe, and ran out with a smile. Originally, Sophia was pushing the boat with seawater, but now the whole move is speeding up, Wu Yi is jumping and jumping under the excitement, hugging Tang Seng and dancing in circles, looking like two carefree mentally handicapped brothers.
The boat finally landed, Liu Mingyang rubbed his hands and laughed evilly as soon as he got off the boat and walked towards Huang Mei, it happened that Wu Yi also had this virtue, but his target was the boat, not the person. "Hahahaha! There are so many little beauties, take them away quickly, if this man is obedient, he will stay, and the disobedient will feed the fish directly, just a few coolies are missing, hum! ”
He spoke Vietnamese, and he couldn't understand a word of Wu Ill anyway, but Wu Ill didn't bother to understand it. "Hurry up and let's get on the ship, if there are children and women on the ship, stay behind, these pirates will be thrown directly into the sea, and it will be a scourge to let them out anyway!" Tang Seng frowned and said, "Let's take it away together, how to say it's also life, it's a big deal to go back and hand it over to the Public Security Bureau, if you don't do it, you can change the pen and reward money, hehe!" ”
In the end, he laughed tacitly with Wu Yi, and it happened that Liu Mingyang was also commenting on the hot Huang Mei with Douzi, and he just happened to laugh out loud, and the four of them did it. Wu Yi pointed at Liu Mingyang and shouted, "Laugh at your uncle's laughter, I'll throw you into the sea if you're fucking arrogant!" Liu Mingyang was stunned, this is not right, this should be said by himself, why was he robbed of his lines?
Douzi tugged Liu Mingyang and said, "Could it be that these two boys have a brain problem, and they have just started to learn from us." Liu Mingyang nodded and said, "It's very likely, forget it, for the sake of them giving me so many little beauties, I won't care about them, I will catch them all on the boat, that ladyboy is not bad, I should be able to exchange some money when I go back to enlarge my breasts and buy it in the bar." ”
He said this in pure Chinese, after all, this sea area is close to China, and Chinese cannot be mixed at all. Tang Seng stepped forward and poked Liu Mingyang's face with his finger, and said suspiciously: "This is a pirate?" Is it Caribbean? That tone was the same as asking if this crab was from Chengyang Lake, Liu Mingyang was about to be angry on the spot, and Douzi pushed Tang Seng away, "You're blind, my boss is the number one pirate in Vietnam!" No Caribbean deserves to lift his shoes!! ”
Liu Mingyang used a full collar and said, "Be low-key and low-key, and remember to call me captain in the future." The who, the who, and the who, all the women were sent to my bedroom, and the men were thrown into the cabin, and those who disobeyed and resisted were fed to the fish, okay, let's go back! Beanzi reminded, "Captain, we haven't seen those poppies yet!" ”
Liu Mingyang frowned and said, "You can take a few people to plant it, and ask me about this kind of trivial matter, it's really a useless thing!" "Yes, yes, I'll do it right away!" Liu Mingyang patted the beans and encouraged, "Good work, I'll reward a woman for you to play later!" Douzi walked towards the jungle with a few people like a chicken's blood.
Huang Mei stopped the beans and asked condescendingly, "You planted those flowers?" (To be continued.) )