Chapter 208: Prison Break
readx;?“ You planted those flowers? Douzi smiled lewdly and touched Huang Mei's face, "Hehe, little beauty, don't worry, the boss will reward you to me later, and I will love you well when the time comes!" Without Huang Mei's move, Wu Xingyun sent Douzi to the sky with a slap of the leg, and fainted happily with a few gurgles in his throat. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info8 ┡ΔΩΩ1 ┡ in Δ
Liu Ming wanted to take out a gun and pointed it at Huang Mei, and said coldly: "I advise you not to make unnecessary resistance, cooperate well, I can spare your lives, otherwise ......" "Otherwise, what?" Wu Ai's hippie smile met Liu Mingyang's pistol. Liu Mingyang smiled and played: "I didn't expect that there are really women who don't want to die, since this is the case, I will fulfill your heart to be a hero!" ”……
Under the blue sea and blue sky, the pirate ship is riding the wind and waves, although there is a little rust on the steel hull, but it seems that this ship has a more vicissitudes of life. There is a group of hard-working people on the ship, sweating and working hard to clean up.
"Smack!" The leather whip with the sound of the wind was accurately whipped on Liu Mingyang's back, and in just one morning, the originally white spine had been tanned, and now it was even more scarred. "If you dare to be lazy, hang on the bow of the boat to feed the sharks!" Under the bitter sun, Huang Mei sat on the deck, holding a whip in his hand, as long as he saw someone who was lazy, the whip would always fall on him accurately, as for whether there was an accidental injury, it was not within the scope of Huang Mei's calculation.
Jenny jumped out of the kitchen, holding a mop, and ran to the deck, headless and brainless, "you dirty guys, there's feces in the kitchen, do you eat poop every day!" After a beating, I felt angry, and kicked the beans hiding in the corner before leaving, and took a few people back to clean up before leaving.
Liu Mingyang regretted it, he regretted it, his intestines were all repentant, why did he provoke this group of monsters, he blamed Douzi for this bastard, otherwise he would not have fallen like this when he saw that such a noble person as Lao Tzu would not have fallen like this, let alone go to the island, and he would not have met this terrible woman, even a gun would not be useful to her. None of the little girls looked like people, especially the two people, is that a monster in the world?
If God is willing to give Liu Mingyang a chance, he will die in the ground and not come out in this life, at least he will be safe in farming, and he will not encounter these demons and monsters. It's good now, it's a slave, not only does it not give you enough food every day, but you also have endless things to do every day, you can't clean it every day if you have a habit of cleanliness, how can the moss on the boat be wiped clean!
Wu Yi came out of the captain's room refreshed, and said happily to Huang Mei, "Sophia just said that she would be able to dock in one day's journey, but unfortunately my mobile phone fell into the sea, otherwise I can call Huang Mai directly and let it pick us up." Huang Mei took out two handfuls from the turbulent waves, and Wu Yi's eyes were straight, and finally took out a delicate watch-type mobile phone and said, "I still have it, but I don't know if there is any phone bill." ”
Wu Ill took it and took a look, it was not bad, at least there were two signals, and he directly dialed Huang Mai's phone, "Hey, Huang Mai, it's me and I Wu Ill, I'm back, what is the scourge of you, I'm here to give you credit, hurry up and pick us up, you should have signal positioning, I brought you a big gift bag, you can steal the fun!" ”
"How?" "This grandson actually said that I was a scourge, and I brought him so many pirates in vain, how could so many people let him be promoted to a petty official!" Huang Mei pursed her lips and did not speak. "Who's that! To Lao Liu, it's you, come over and I'll ask you something. Liu Mingyang immediately ran over, and it was a while to be able to rest for a while.
"What do you command?" This attitude was much better than before, Wu Yi stood in front of him and asked, "How much can you earn a month as a pirate at sea?" Liu Mingyang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, we have the name of a pirate, in fact, we are just pulling some goods to sell, and we can't make much money." Wu Yi held his chin and said, "Then you are a smuggler, how much money can you earn a month except for drugs?" ”
Liu Mingyang looked at Huang Mei with a weak heart, lowered his head and said, "We only smuggle drugs, and other daily necessities are used by ourselves, and we don't make money." Wu Yi waved his hand in disgust and said, "Okay, let's go, smuggling such a rich thing, you only smuggle drugs, it's really a useless thing!" Liu Mingyang was just about to leave when he heard Wu Yi shouting, "Wait, I still have something to ask you." ”
Liu Mingyang leaned over with a shy face again, Wu Yi took out a gemstone necklace from his arms and asked, "Where did you get this thing?" You don't really have pirate treasure, tell me in a whisper, I won't tell anyone! "It's true that you won't tell others, you must have brought someone to find it yourself, right, with this team lineup, it's enough to attack a small country, why do you have to fight your own ideas!
"Hehe, you're smiling, what's the treasure of our small business, you're smiling." Wu Yi played with the gemstone necklace and asked, "Then you tell me, where did you get this thing?" Liu Mingyang rolled his eyes and said, "This is what my grandmother left me, saying that it was for his granddaughter-in-law, and it was my ancestral heirloom..." "Yes, yes, yes! My grandfather was a sailor, it was my grandma who hooked up ... Pursue! Pursue him! ”
At this time, Tang Seng rushed out of the captain's room, held a box and said, "Old Wu, I found it!" this kid is really not a thing, he actually hid the baby under the toilet! You're not afraid of the smell of! The treasure chest was opened, and it was full of gold, silver, and jewelry, and Huang Mei lazily took out a gemstone ring from it, put it on his finger, and said, "You two are not poor enough to be this far, are you?" ”
Wu Yi covered his face and said depressedly, "I promised my mother before I left that I would definitely bring her souvenirs, the ship was wrecked, and now there is nothing, so I have to rob this goods, and I won't feel guilty anyway." Wu Yi ignored Liu Mingyang's dead mother's face, and walked towards the cabin with the box. Huang Mei looked at the ring and said, "I really haven't heard of Japanese local specialty jewelry, if you take this back, your mother probably thinks you robbed the jewelry store." ”
As night fell, a small storage room was crowded with more than 20 tall, short, fat and thin people, and Wu Yi was not interested in opening a single room for them. Douzi and Liu Mingyang squatted together, seeing that no one was paying attention to them, and whispered, "Boss, let's run secretly, if we are really arrested, we will not want to get out of prison for the crime of this life!" Liu Mingyang lost his soul and said, "Run? Wherever you can run, it's at sea, and the sharks alone can eat you clean! ”
"But we can't just wait here to die, can we?" "Those monsters are so terrifying, I'm afraid we won't be able to escape from their palms at all!" Douzi dragged a person and said, "This is my most trusted little brother, I will let her jump first to attract attention, and when the time comes, let's take advantage of the chaos to escape, and we will definitely be able to run out of one separately!" Liu Mingyang looked at the one who was eating his fingers and hesitated, "Your little brother's IQ doesn't seem to be very high, right?" ”
Douzi doesn't care what his identity is, and he didn't have a good breath and said, "Nonsense, who would help us be a substitute for the dead ghosts!" Liu Mingyang was still a little hesitant, and Douzi urged, "Don't hesitate, boss, do you really want to eat prison food for the rest of your life, I heard that it is very popular to pick up soap in prison now, and you must be a hot commodity if you look so white!" ”
Liu Mingyang subconsciously covered his buttocks, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "It's done!" If it succeeds, I'll go back and promote you to be my deputy!" Douzi said excitedly, "Thank you, boss, I will definitely live up to your cultivation!" Liu Mingyang waved his hand worriedly and said, "Don't be busy thanking you first, let's wait until we escape and ascend to heaven, when will we run?" "I've seen the weather, it's cloudy and there is no moon tonight, it's the best time to run, wait for the three of us to go out and together, then my little brother will jump first, let's take advantage of the chaos to jump from the other side!"
In the dead of night, tonight was as Beans had speculated, with no stars in the sky, and no light in the clouds. The three of them quietly came to the bow of the boat, and Douzi said to his little brother, "Let's play peek-a-boo now, you go to the bow of the boat and hide me, and I will look for you for a while." The mentally handicapped immediately agreed, and squatted on the bow of the boat openly, covering his face with his hands as if it were the real thing.
Beanzi followed and kicked him off the boat, yelling "Come on, someone's jumped ship!" After speaking, he pulled Liu Mingyang and ran to the stern. Tang Seng, a night owl, hadn't slept yet, came out of the room with two dark circles under his eyes, and muttered, "Who can't think so much, he actually jumped ship, Sophia got a lot of jellyfish around the boat, it's strange to jump down like this and not be stung to death!" ”
The two people who had just thought they had escaped didn't know anything about it, but they heard that all the people on the boat had swarmed to the bow of the boat, and the two of them jumped directly from the stern. "Haha, the beans are really yours, let's finally escape!" "Boss, don't be too happy too early, let's swim for a while first!" "Okay, you kid still has a little brain, let's go!"
Before he could swim a few times, he felt a pain in his wrist, and then he began to have severe pain in his chest and thighs, like someone was cutting your flesh with a knife. "Boss, I'm in so much pain, did they do something to us?" Liu Mingyang's fingers suddenly touched a soft and slippery object, and at the same time, the back of his hand hurt, and Liu Mingyang, who has some rich experience, yelled, "Go back quickly, there is a jellyfish nest here!" ”
The two of them only felt a severe pain all over their bodies, their hands and feet gradually stopped obeying, their eyelids became heavier and heavier, and the person also sank to the bottom of the sea, and finally remembered that something seemed to push them up, and then completely lost consciousness. Wu Yi yawned one after another in his pajamas, and looked at the two swollen and shapeless humanoid objects on the deck, and suddenly got goosebumps.
"Damn jellyfish are so poisonous!" "By the way, isn't there another one, where did you go?" Sophia said, "The other IQ is flawed, but the fool has a foolish fortune hanging on the bow of the ship, and the person is fine." (To be continued.) )