Chapter 236: Physical Education Teacher
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There is not only money in the purse, but also a certificate, anyway, there are all kinds of seals, the most striking thing is the seal of the special operations group that acts cheaply, seeing this thing Wu Yi can't help but be overjoyed, and his feelings have become a member of the special operations team, and his mind is full of shots of wearing leather clothes to avoid bullets, if you bring Huang Mei them, it's not bragging, you can go to the White House to sleep!
So Wu Ill got up early in the morning the next day, wearing a handsome and compelling suit, which Huang Mei bought for Wu Ill when she went out on a shopping spree, and Wu Ill ate it once, and he still wore flower pants and warmed his legs with a coat that was too cold. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Wu ran to his mother to hang around, Wu's mother was washing cucumbers, and casually broke off half of the cucumber and threw it to him and said: "While playing, don't bother me." ”
Wu Yi could only cry out depressedly and let the cucumber butt go, Huang Mei was doing yoga, the ghost knew if it was useful for her to do this thing, seeing Wu Yi dangling in front of him, he frowned and said: "This suit is lost, it is not as good as I imagined." "This is simply saying that you are ugly in disguise. Tang Seng was playing games early in the morning, and he couldn't see himself unless he climbed on the computer screen.
Fortunately, Wu Xingyun is still relatively normal, just exercising in the morning, Wu Yi just thought about it, and felt his cheeks light up, and then the hot thing was left, and he actually bled out! "Why are you careless, I've been practicing secret weapons recently, and I accidentally missed it just now." Wu Yi covered his face and roared: "Next time, I'll stuff you for eighty-eight miles to practice!" You are not allowed to play with such a dangerous thing at home! ”
Only Sophia is the most intimate in the whole family, seeing Wu Sick's face, he hurriedly took a band-aid, originally Wu Sick was like a gangster, but now he looks more like a gangster in a suit and leather collar, and even Wu Yi doubts whether the old man of the doorman will let him in. I also ate the meal, took the seven gourd babies and drove to the high school.
The gourd babies were wearing all black sportswear, and Wu Yi always felt that he had drunk too much, so he simply turned the rearview mirror away and asked, "Have you eaten?" "Eat!" "Mom gave me sweet red water." "Mine is orange." "Mine is green!" I didn't understand it at first, but then I always figured it out, it was the rainbow soda powder that Huang Mei gave to Sophia, usually Sophia eats this thing, and often makes herself colorful.
Generally, there is no one else who drives this car except the parents of the school, because the principal of the Education Bureau does not dare to leak the wealth even if they have money, and they pretend to be poor outside. The old man of the doorman came out and shouted: "The parents' car can't go in, hurry up and go back to me!" Wu Yi didn't want to show the pass that had been prepared a long time ago, so he didn't believe that a little doorman would not be scared to death!
"What the hell are you, you're insane!" Before Wu Ill came out, the sign was thrown back, this old man won't be illiterate, right? Wu Yi pointed to the seal on it and read it to him word by word: "I am a special pass for the special operations group, and anyone is obliged to assist me!" As soon as he said this, the old man changed his face, trembling like a Parkinson's patient.
It's just that he hasn't opened the door yet, what are you waiting for? "Director Wang, call the police! There's a psychotic here, call the police and I'll hold him back! "This old man can actually speak ventriloquism! Obviously, his mouth didn't move, but a voice came out, and he also said that he was a psychopath, why, his certificate was given by Huang Mai, it shouldn't be fake, if he played himself, he shouldn't use such low-level means.
Ignoring the Mediterranean man outside the window, he dialed Huang Mai's phone and scolded: 'Huang Mai, what is this thing that your uncle gave to Lao Tzu, why don't people know him and say that Lao Tzu is a psychopath!' Huang Mai said depressedly: "That thing was given to you for fear that you would be arrested by unknown public security officers in the future, and it is already very good that you casually give it to other people's families without directly calling the police." ”
"So what do I do now? The old man of the doorman has completely regarded me as a psychopath, damn it, he has started to call the police, you hurry up and think of a way! "Calm down! I've already said hello to someone, someone should be waiting at the door to pick you up, you see if there is anyone else around. "Ah, I saw it, it's so spicy, this dead bald man is actually holding that old man, and he's doing a good trick to catch the moon!" You are not allowed to look at those seven! ”
"Although I don't know what strange things happened, but that should be the person who came to pick you up, don't call me, I'll accompany my daughter-in-law!" This is still the last drop of blood shed for the country, I think it's about the same as *******. Wu Yi scolded and got out of the car and shouted to the two people who were still entangled: "Hey, which of you is here to pick me up?" ”
The bald man desperately raised a hand and said, 'I, it's me!' Finally got up and hurriedly grabbed Wu Yi's hand and shook it vigorously: "Hello, hello, the contemptible surname is Wang, Wang Xian, I am the director of academic affairs here, the principal has already ordered me to wait for you here, let's go in now." "Wang Bald is a very talkative person, anyway, he didn't understand a lot of Wu Ill after a lot of rambling.
In the end, I should have entered the principal's office, and there was a middle-aged man who was a little fat sitting inside. "This is our Principal Zhang, this is Wu Ai's family living at No. 135 in the eastern suburbs, and his height "Wu Ai's eyes are about to fall out, when did he buy himself? How can this bald man be so clear? "Oh, Mr. Wu is really young and promising, come and sit down."
The secretary of the family is really a woman, and she can only be regarded as a little bit of beauty, Wu Yi is comparing her with Huang Mei. "Mr. Wu, please rest assured, we will cooperate with the country, if you need anything, just mention, we will definitely guarantee to complete the task!" Since everyone said so sincerely that it was hypocritical for them to refuse, they stretched out and said: "My seven nephews are all in one shift, you can arrange a job for me that can come at any time." ”
Principal Zhang cautiously asked, "Yes, can you add 3,000 yuan a month to 200 yuan for food?" "Is there really a job?" What is it for? "Wu Yi said that he was surprised, it wouldn't be to let himself sweep the street, right?" Yes, the position of PE teacher is a good fit for you, you can just let go of your work, and if you need anything, you can ask another substitute teacher to help you with the lesson. ”
Damn, the legendary physical education teachers are all national secret service personnel, no wonder they disappeared at every turn, and the emotional family went on a confidential mission, please don't complain about the physical education teacher's illness, they are very hard!
So Wu Ai's eight people were taken to the so-called classroom, Wang Bald's current expression is eager to carry Wu Ai away, I can't wait for Wu Ai to suddenly have an accident and save the beauty of his hero, don't you see that the principal is polite to this person, he must be a big leader, but I don't know what the purpose of being a teacher here is, even if he is not a big man, he is also a big man's child, and it definitely doesn't hurt to stammer him.
The students in the classroom are in self-study, although it looks like a chicken farm before they just came in, but the moment the door is pushed open, it all turns into the sound of flipping books, and it looks like an old oiler among the students. "Listen, everyone, this is your new physical education teacher Wu Ai, these seven are your new classmates, let you know for yourself." Some students below wondered, "What about our old PE teacher?" At the same table: "He has had avian flu ** swine flu, eczema, measles and diabetes, and now he can finally be relieved!" ”
Anyway, I don't even know what the gourd brothers are called!
Everyone should be surprised by the twins or something, not to mention the septuplets, all of them are clicking and taking pictures, this is when the king bald man is a dead man, all confiscated! Holding a box of mobile phones and leaving, Wu was greedy for it, and there were several apples in it. Although the following exchanged whispers, it did not affect Wu Zhi to introduce himself at all: "Ahem, classmates, my name is Wu Ill, and I will take your physical education class in the next few days." ”
"Wow, this self-introduction is so old-fashioned!" "yes, yes, he's dressed like he's old-fashioned, like he came out of the nineties!" "Don't talk nonsense, you see he looks like a gangster, will he ask us to pay protection money?" "His name is Wu Ill, he shouldn't be sick all the time this time, right?"
Da Wa stepped forward and shouted: "My name is Wu Hong, please give me more advice!" "My name is Wu Cheng, please give me a lot of advice!" "My name is Emperor Wu" is the homonym of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple anyway, so I won't waste everyone's brain cells.
There is a quick response below, and this detail has been discovered: "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, this is a rainbow?" "yes, their names are too arbitrary, aren't they?" "Anyway, where are they going to sit, I have a vacant seat here to sit with me, all seven of them are so handsome!" "You have to occupy two seats yourself, people will be squeezed to death if they sit next to you, if you want me to say that you should sit here!"
Wu Yi turned his head and asked Brother Hulu, "The seven of you don't have myopia or bad ears, right?" After getting a finger's negation, Wu Yi pointed to the back: "Then you go to the last row and remember to get along with your classmates." ”
The devil knows why there was only one person in the last row, or if he looked like that kind of little ruffian student, even his hair was yellow, like straw. The gourd babies moved the tables and chairs by themselves, and before they could put them down, they were kicked over by this kid. "This is my territory, you all get out of here!" This is the first sentence of the gourd babies getting along with their classmates.
Wu Yi frowned, and before he could speak, he heard Huang Mao scold: "Don't think that if you are a teacher, I won't dare to touch you, and you won't inquire who Lao Tzu is, hurry up and take your seven fools to get away, and if you dare to bother me, I will kill you!" (To be continued.) )