In order to let his seven freshly baked nephews go to high school, Wu Ill really broke his leg, anyway, there is no hukou and no school certificate, people just don't let them in, although Sophie is okay as a teacher, but there is really not so much empty space at home. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info ̄)〕sんц閣浼镄嗹載尛裞閲渎棢つww%w.%āΔ81中ΔWu Ma finally wondered if Wu was joking with her, because Wu Ying told him that the reason why the gourd brother was called Sophia's mother was because Sophia was older.

I didn't expect Wu's mother to really believe it, and asked Baishi Zhong to help find a school, but it was useless, the school just didn't let unknown students come in, Wu swore that the gourd babies must be the only seven pure teenagers left in this century, you look at what the current students are doing, smoking, drinking, and burning their heads... Ahh It's smoking, drinking, and soaking horses! A lot of things that adults didn't do were by them, at least Wu Yi hadn't been in a relationship with a fifteen-year-old girl, because it was illegal!

So Wu Yi, who was helpless, could only call Huang Mai, and he was more good at it. "Hey! Huang Mai: I have seven nephews who have never been to school and now want to go to high school, you help me figure out a way... If you dare to hang up on me, I'll take Huang Mei to rob the bank, you know she's been very unhappy these days, hey! That's right, what can't be solved by a barbecue, hurry up, I'll be waiting for you at the barbecue stall at the entrance of No. 2 Middle School. ”

After a while, Huang Mai, who was blue and blue-faced, came, and Wu Ying greeted him warmly: "Come on, come on, Lao Huang, here, why do you still retreat when you say you're here, hurry up!" Huang Mai sat down and killed a bottle of beer without saying a word, Wu Yi shouted a lot, put down the bottle of wine Huang Mai said with a calm face: "Do you know that threatening state officials is a crime!" ”

Wu Yi put the meat skewers on the table and said, "I don't know, besides, who is a state official, I'm just an ordinary citizen, don't scare me!" Huang Mai stared at Wu Yi and poked his fingers on his chest and said word by word: 'I! I'm that hapless state civil servant! Wu Yi pouted and said: "You pull it down, other civil servants should pretend to be forced on TV every day, collect money below, and squander the people's money every day, you are just an unlucky child at most." ’

"I admit that what you said is true, but this is just an individual phenomenon, there will always be moths on a big tree, but you can't deny the efforts of others, I Huangmai has struggled in this position for seventeen years, I swore to shed the last drop of sweat for the country when I joined the team, shed the last drop of blood, I have never regretted it, they squandered their scenery, as long as I am clear, I will be happy to eat the nest!"

Wu Yi's hand snapped, and after killing a glass of beer, he said with a smile: "Although I don't know how many moths there are on the tree, I think as long as there are you, we small citizens still have hope, come and our brothers have known each other for so long, let's go!" The two clinked glasses, Huang Mai put down the cup and said quietly: "I have one thing I regret now, that is, why did I chase that robber in the first place, if I hadn't met you!" ”

"It's a bit hurtful for you to say that, I've helped you a lot, and it's not a thing if you don't admit it now." Huang Mai Jiang glared at Wu Yi and said: "You definitely have more trouble for me than help, if you suddenly disappear one day, I will definitely thank God!" "It's not like this, have you done what I asked you to do for me, Huang Mei is really in a bad mood these days!"

Huang Mei took out seven documents from her backpack and said, "Everything is ready, you fill in the information yourself, and then get a one-inch photo and paste it, and you can take someone to school tomorrow." "Wu Yi took the document and smiled: 'Lao Huang, you are so interesting, come and let me toast you!' Huang Mai grabbed a handful of peanuts and ate them and asked, "Tell me honestly what the hell you want to fight, say it and I'll help you consult and see if there are any loopholes." ”

Also the staff, I'm afraid it's better to prevent trouble than to prevent it! Wu Yi didn't intend to hide it, with a wave of his hand, seven people stood up on the table next to him, Huang Mai nervously put his hand on his waist and said, "You also brought someone here, what do you want to do?" Wu Yi had already seen what he covered up with his backpack, judging from the shape, it should be a stink bomb they had researched, which was how uneasy he was, but he was relieved when he thought about other people's occupations.

waved his hand and called all the seven brothers over, and introduced: "You must know all these seven little brothers, guess what." "Little brother? The innocent one? Wu Yi said with black lines on his head: "Are you serious?" "Huang Mai slapped his thigh: 'It must be Brother Hulu!' "Well, you're not blind." Huang Mai bared his teeth and grinned like constipation: "I'm almost blind, isn't the gourd baby a child, how did she become a young man?" ”

Wu Yi shrugged his shoulders and said: "What you see is a premature baby, it is the snake spirit design that made them come out before they grow up, and what they see now is a genuine product after maturity, and it can't be generalized." Huang Mai took the bag and wanted to whisper to Wu Ill, but Wu Ill pushed it away, pointed to Erwa and said: "He has a tailwind ear, he can hear you even if you secretly fart, just say anything directly." ”

Huang Mai took a sip of wine and said, "You don't want the seven of them to go to school, do you?" "It's not them, is it because I want to miss a handful of campus life?" Huang Mai was anxious: "Don't be kidding, okay, they are villains at all, you put them in the study, if that group of students who don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky provoke them, what is the difference between slapping them and slapping them to death?" ”

Wu Yi waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, I have already negotiated with them, the amount of money is not allowed to be used in any ability of the school, I can only be an ordinary good student, and even falling in love has been banned by me, right?" The gourd brothers nodded in unison, swearing that they would definitely study hard every day, and do a pre-class preview and after-class review every day, and never mess with the relationship between men and women.

Huang Mai grabbed the file folder and was about to take it back, but Wu Yi held it down and said, "Why are you not close to people, why are you still not at ease when other children swear so sincerely?" Huang Mai said angrily: "Don't worry? Can I rest assured? They are a group of living people, they have joys, sorrows, and sorrows, and feelings are not controlled by rational intelligence, I am professionally trained, and sometimes when I encounter that kind of bear child, I want to slap them to death, how can you reassure me? ”

The gourd brother was in a hurry, pulling the yellow wheat and not letting him go, the eldest baby was excited and directly picked up the yellow wheat, Wu Yi hurriedly stopped: "Put him down first, I'm talking to him." Huang Mai was pressed to sit down, and Wu Yi said seriously: "Just tell me how to agree to them to go to class, right?" Huang Mai refused: "Impossible! No matter how angry those bear children are, they can't put them in danger! ”

Saying that he was going to leave again, this time the gourd baby was really anxious, white smoke rose from the head of the fire baby, and the water baby began to pour beer on herself, and the root of her mouth was pointed at Huang Mai like a machine gun, not to mention the others, as long as Huang Mai was moving, he might have to be heroic. Huang Mai is not easy to use in public, but fortunately, he is not stupid, and shouted at Wu Yi: "Look at it, they can't help it before I do anything, if there is some chaos in the school!" ”

"Put him down! Did you forget what your mom said before you went out? The gourd babies all stood beside them with their hands down, not daring to speak. Wu Yi enthusiastically helped Huang Mai smooth the folds in his chest and persuaded: "You see that the children are also for school, you as an elder can't be like a child, their mother is Sophia, and the godmother is even more Huang Mei, you are thinking about it, what conditions you can drive!" ”

This is still a fart, who can stand Sophia and Huang Mei teaming up with ice and fire, and with Sophia, an existence that can enter and leave his lair at any time, Huang Mai finally reluctantly agreed. "I promised them to go to school, but I have one condition, you must follow them to school, I will arrange a reasonable position for you, you must ensure that they do not cause trouble, otherwise this matter is not negotiable!"

"Hey! You won't let me be a student too, can I tell you, I have a classmate who is a teacher here, and when I meet people, how do you explain it, I am hungry for learning so I came to school? It's! "You don't care about this, I definitely won't let you be a student, you just need to promise to take a good look at the seven of them, and finally, you owe me a favor!"

Favors are the worst thing to repay, and there are still a lot of money owed, and favors can't be counted. Wu Yi thought for a while and said, "I agreed, but when you ask me to return the favor, I have the right to refuse!" "Good!" Wu Yi took a sip of wine depressedly and said, "You just promised to come down like this, aren't you afraid that I will turn around and reject you directly?" "You've just been thinking about it for nearly five minutes, which shows that you've thought about it carefully, and you're still a person who values commitments, and I hope you'll have a good time working together."

Wu Yi smiled bitterly and said, "Why do I feel like I've been tricked? Huang Mai gave Wu Yi a glass of wine and said happily: "No, you must think too much, come and toast to us, and I should wish the seven children success in the college entrance examination!" "Today's wine tastes a little bitter, but looking at the innocent smile of the gourd baby, Wu Aijue's all this is worth it, can't you still refuse, it's amazing.

Huang Mai looked very happy after he succeeded, the wine was drunk one by one, and he was on the top after a while, it seems that those thousand cups of not getting drunk are all deceitful, and the master of the ability will also get drunk, and he is drunk like a bastard. At least Wu Yi knew that Huang Mai was the kind of person who rushed to pay the bill after getting drunk, you can't rob him, you will be anxious when you grab it.

So Huang Mai also gave the leather bag to Wu Yi after paying the bill, and then ran away directly. There are also two dozen coins in the bag and some change that I just found, and the thickness is about 20,000 yuan. There was also a small note in it that read, "Wanted fugitive, bounty of 20,000 yuan." "Made, just now, I thought Huang Mai was drunk, and I felt that the bastard was taking his bounty to invite him was really not a thing! (To be continued.) )