"It's not a sin for a man to cry and cry......" This song was played in the café, which made the owner of the café, Lei Jun, cry tears, not to the point that it evokes the bitter history of his entrepreneurial struggle, but dog x!

As far as the eye can see, the front door of the café is full of x! The twelve employees in his store, including him, all went into battle to shovel, and that couldn't catch up with nearly a hundred cats and dogs producing there, not only that they were still peeing there, but often they had already shaved the ground twice when you waved the broom, and then there were more than a dozen cats and dogs behind you!

Lei Jun held a broom in his left hand and a dustpan in his right hand and sighed, "I think I, Lei Jun, am not a big or small person in this city, but I didn't expect to be treated like this today, it is really a tiger falling in Pingyang, being bullied by dogs!" He Shuang just stepped on a piece of and was playing space steps, listening to Lei Junchang sigh and complain, "I said uncle, don't complain, there's another gang over there, you should quickly sweep it, otherwise not only will it not be opened today, but the smell will not be dispersed tomorrow!" ”

Lei Jun angrily threw the guy down, "Damn! Hunting geese all day long makes geese peck blind! What is the origin of this kid who can actually instruct cats and dogs, I have seen splashed paint and, let cats and dogs come directly to pull fresh Lao Tzu to grow so big, I have never heard of it! He Shuang covered his mouth and put the poop into a plastic bag and said, "Uncle, don't complain, last time the big bear made him go crazy with slippers, and Fei Ge took dozens of people to raid the house, but he called out hundreds of cats and dogs, and that bite ah!" I borrowed money from you for an injection because of this, I was afraid that you would not believe it and be embarrassed to tell you! ”

"If it weren't for what I saw with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it, I was going to ask Ah Fei's kid for help, but I didn't expect him to let people clean up, alas!" He Shuang said shyly: "Uncle, otherwise, let's apologize to others!" If he provokes others, I'm afraid that he will play summoning thousands of armies again! ”

"No! Lao Tzu has never suffered such a big loss for so long! I can't swallow this breath anyway! Lei Jun took a puff of his cigarette and said to He Shuang, "You said that this kid won't be a monster, right?" He Shuang rolled his eyes and said, "Even if he is a monster, you can't take him!" Lei Jun slapped his thigh, "Who said it's okay!" Lao Tzu will find an immortal to take him away! ”

Those cats and dogs were naturally sent by Wu Disease, all of them were those guys who ate Wu Disease's ham sausage, Wu Illness just let them make trouble in the past, I didn't expect these guys to be so good, when I thought that the road was now full of stench, not to mention people, even those cats and dogs were unwilling to go over, originally there was only a smell, but they used air fresheners, and now they are stinky three miles! Wu Sick feels like he's not a thing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xia Yu couldn't laugh anymore, and put one arm on Wu Yi's shoulder like a good friend, "Hey, I said, how did you command them to do this?" Teach me! Wu Yi smiled lewdly, "It's not impossible to teach you, but this tuition...... Hey! Xia Yu slapped the street lamp into it, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with the tuition?" ”

"Nothing! You often hang out with them, and you can understand a little bit over time! "Good fellow, if you take this kind of body, you may be able to lie down for a long time! Wu Yi naturally wouldn't tell him that he had the ability because he had rabies and didn't die, and besides, no one would believe this thing, so he could only fool her like this.

"Really?" With Xia Yu's IQ, he naturally wouldn't believe it, Wu Yi nodded again and again, "There are a lot of stray dogs around my house, you know, I often mix with them, and I can communicate a little after a long time." Xia Yu hugged Wu Yi and said, "I believe you once!" If I find out you're lying to me...... Hum! "Uh-huh! Got it! "Wu Yi still has the heart to listen to what she says, that softness has already hooked his soul!

"Let her go!" A tall, thin man with glasses suddenly popped out of the green belt with two artistic chicken feathers stuck in his head. The sharp-beaked monkey gills in front of him have no three or two flesh, and he will be like a specimen when he goes to that station, with his stature, he can't go out if the wind force exceeds three levels, otherwise it will be easy to go to the sky!

Xia Yu whispered to Wu Yi, "This is my fellow countryman, from the art department, who always wants to chase me and help me block it!" "This is a proper third-rate romance novel plot! When Huang Mei read the novel, Wu Ai looked at it, and the beautiful school girl caught the male protagonist by grabbing a random person, and then pushed the male protagonist out as a shield, and then the male protagonist was not happy, which aroused the curiosity of the school girl......

Not only is the fairy tale deceitful, but the novel is also deceitful, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that if a beautiful woman drags you and tells others that you are her boyfriend, you are not happy, anyway, Wu Ai is very happy!

Wu Yi stepped forward and puffed out his chest, "This is my girlfriend, I can catch it as much as I like, do you care!" Wu was so sick that he grabbed Xia Yu's little hand and ravaged it, and then was pinched. Although Wu Ill's face does not change, he is actually trembling in pain, he really deserves to have practiced iron sand palms, this hand is really strong!

The skinny monkey jumped out two meters away with a snort, and put on a posture and said, "Come!" Let me teach you how to be a man! Wu Ill, who was so frightened by his voice, almost didn't throw Xia Yu out, and he was distracted from the pain just now. Wu Yi calmly withdrew his purple hand from Xia Yu, "I won't fight with you, Xiaoyu is not an item, I respect her choice!" ”

This is also Wu Ai's aim from the novel.,Generally, as soon as the male protagonist says this, he can fascinate all the women from one to one hundred women.,And then directly open the uncovered conference! Not only did Xia Yu look at Wu Sick like a fool, but even the skinny monkey's gaze at Wu Sick was much softer, who would care about a person who read a novel and looked stupid? Sympathy is sympathy, but for the sake of his future wife, this matter is not negotiable!

Wu Yi is still posing there, this kid hit him with a punch, how can we say that he has also mixed up on the road, how can he be afraid of a skinny monkey! Since Wu had rabies, his waist is no longer sore, his legs are not painful, and he has been cured of kidney deficiency for many years. One stepped back and dodged, and was about to pretend twice, when he heard Xia Yu screaming, "You stepped on my feet!" Then Wu Yi was slapped in the face.

The skinny monkey is worthy of being a fellow of Xia Yu, and even more worthy of the same appearance as a monkey, playing a good monkey, monkey boxing! That's right, it's monkey boxing, at least it looks like, Wu Ai hasn't come back to his senses and his face has been scratched twice, who is this guy who can stand this anger, Wu Ai picked up Wang Baquan and got on, or how to say that he punched the master to death! Wu Zhi has no rules at all, and he can completely resist with his physical fitness, but the skinny monkey can't.

After only two rounds of Wang Baquan was beaten into a national treasure, or a national treasure who lost too much weight, how lacking in virtue is Wu's illness? Specifically greeted his face, the skinny monkey covered his mouth and nosebleed, "You wait, I won't give up Sister Yu!" "Still foolish! You are ignorant! He left, but Wu Yi completely became a beggar, and even his flower pants were torn apart.

Xia Yu rounded his arm and slapped Wu Ill, almost slapping Wu Ill on the ground, "You can!" Even Brother Monkey can't beat you! At this time, even if it hurts, you have to pretend that you don't care, which is related to the dignity of a man (in fact, it is to pretend to be B!). Wu Yi wiped his nose: "Little thief!" Nothing! ”

Xia Yu pushed Wu Disease, "Okay!" Don't pretend, go to my dormitory and I'll give you back the clothes you borrowed from me last time! "Is that a hint? Hinting at rewarding me? Wu Ai almost ran away from Sa Huan, and he also read it from a third-rate novel, saying that there are many girls who like to run around with their bare butts in the dormitory, and now they can finally see them alive! As for where you don't see it...... You know~

It turns out that the dormitory manager is almost a god-like existence, at least you can bribe the god, but the dormitory manager can't, that is a trapdoor god, if those bureau secretaries are replaced by them, it is definitely another masterpiece after the reform and opening up!

Regardless of Wu Ai's wear-out of his mouth, the aunt in charge of the dormitory said coldly, "I saw a lot when I was young, don't think I don't know what you think!" "It seems that this aunt is an aunt with a story. When Wu Yi was grinding with the aunt in charge of the dormitory, Xia Yu had already come back with fragrant clothes, and Wu Yi could only regret to change and go.

When waiting for the car, Wu Yi was still angry about not seeing the beautiful woman running around with her bare buttocks, and thought about finding a cat to play and take pictures next time! At this moment, a faint smell drilled into Wu Sick's nose, Wu Sick sniffed shyly, only felt very familiar, the smell came from a small truck, Wu Sick only saw the word "Home" on the car clearly, and the truck was gone.

Wu was still thinking about this on the bus, he always felt that the smell was very familiar, and it seemed to have been by his side until his fingers touched the scales in his pocket, and he remembered that it was the smell of the visitor from the other world he was looking for!