Chapter 31: The Stimulating Recycle Bin
The warehouse truck that says "Homeinn" haunts Wu Sick's heart, the name Homeinn is a name like a hotel, but there are more than 50 registered hotels in the city, and there are countless black households, don't ask Wu Sick how to know, Lao Wang originally changed his name to change it to a Homelike Hotel, and later took a look and found that this name is not as good as "there is a home outside". Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info he is the life of opening a hotel, but he has to open a hotel!
Okay, tomorrow some are busy, let's run from house to house! However, Wu Yi is still very curious about why visitors from other worlds would run to the hotel, could it be that he is a thief? Wu Yi turned over and sat up, "It can't be Tian Boguang, right?" "It's normal, at least it's normal for that fucking refrigerator, there are even animated characters in it, and it's not strange that Wu is sick when the people in the two novels come out.
The moon and the wind are high on this day, and I stretched out my fingers anyway, because there was another power outage. But fortunately, it was already more than eleven o'clock in the evening, and although the temperature was a bit high, it was bearable. It's that Huang Meilao is wearing a small suspender and swaying, and he is burning with Wu Disease, and there is no way to "deal with" If it is replaced by an ordinary sperm worm on the brain, it is estimated that there will be a pile of ashes left.
Wu has a good way to get rid of the fire, and that is Sophia, don't get me wrong, it's not what you think. Isn't there a power outage, Sophia has melted again, just now she held her eyes and smiled at Wu Yi, and her lust was all gone! Even the cold sweat was scared out, and Wu Yi could only soak himself in water to cool off.
Qingwei Zhenren, on the surface is a Taoist priest, in fact, he is a liar, and he is a professional thief, although he didn't steal anything valuable, but it is also a little famous in the stealing world, today he received a call from a fool, saying that he met a monster, let him avenge himself. Now how can there be monsters in a society governed by the rule of law, this is what the rich burn.
Although that is the case, this master is Qingwei's cash cow, a perennial senior member, and Qingwei can live so chic because they take care of her. This is a fat sheep, it can't be offended, Qingwei still expects them to support the elderly! In the spirit of a thief's curiosity, he came to investigate, and by the way, put some things, they are all the eating guys he used to swagger, as long as it is arranged, he will be the heavenly master tomorrow!
What white phosphorus turmeric water, how scientific how to come! This society believes that science is king, and monsters and other things are things that deceive children.
Wu Yi was squatting in a tin bucket to escape the heat, and then he saw a man in black coming in from the wall, "This is a thief?" And now thieves still wear night clothes? Wu Yi didn't say anything, just silently spit bubbles in the squatting bucket. He doesn't have anything of value at home, if this thief can steal the broken refrigerator, Wu Yi can thank his eight ancestors!
But he forgot that he still has one million in his house, it is worthy of being professional, even if people come to decorate the scene, they can find money, in fact, Wu Yi didn't hide much at all, one million was wrapped in plastic sheeting and thrown under the bed, if the refrigerator had not become a space door, he felt that it was more appropriate to put it in the refrigerator.
Then Qingwei saw a scene that made his liver tremble, a whole amount of money under the bed! is full of red Grandpa Mao, who is originally a liar, and you can see that he is definitely a real guy just by the color of the money. Qingwei Electric has already figured out how to complete a perfect scam, and when the time comes, as long as one million is in hand, who cares what Boss Lei! Qingwei thinks of the beautiful life in the future! "I think you'd better not hit the idea of that money, the owner here is perverted!"
"Who!" Before Qingwei came in, he had made sure that there was no one else in the room, and there was only a broken computer and a wine bottle on the table, and now suddenly someone was talking Qingwei was really hairy! "Don't get excited, I'm just kindly advising you!" "Who are you! Where are you! I see you and come out for me! Qingwei took out a fruit knife out of nowhere, and was gesturing wildly.
"You can call me Daddy!" Qingwei swears to the lamp that there is absolutely no one else in the house! This must be someone playing tricks, judging from the experience of Qingwei walking for many years, there must be a mechanism in this house! Maybe it's that teacup! Qingwei grabbed the teacup, "Hehe, I caught you!" Eighty-eight said, "Oops! I'm so scared! Are you mentally retarded? ”
Qingwei began to toss around the house, anyway, as long as there was something to be said, he had to confirm it, "There is absolutely no ghost in this world?" No way! "Qingwei's legs tremble like noodles, and when he picked up Eighty-Eight, his worldview collapsed!" Congratulations! Finally found me! "The sound is coming out of this thing, but there are no wires, no chips, no speakers!
The sound is definitely worn out of this thing, but the physics emperor who graduated from Qingwei University of Science and Technology can't see how this thing sounds! "Call Daddy!" As a Taoist priest who believes in science, curiosity and curiosity about things are the qualities that should be obtained, so he took eighty-eight in his arms!
It's a bit troublesome to take a million out directly, so Qingwei decided that it would be safer to take it away tomorrow by technology. So he started to set up the scene, and then he touched something slippery and soft, "What the hell?" If Qingwei was given another chance to choose, he would never look at that thing with his hands, and then he saw a girl who would never be forgotten for the rest of his life!
A terrifying, melting girl was smiling at him, her nose was down to her neck, and her ears were on the side of her mouth, right? And why is one eyeball on it, and where is the other gone? The slime is a good friend of humans and should be friendly to humans, so Sophia decides to give him a warm hug. It may be that the temperature is indeed a little higher tonight, and Sophia separated from her lower body as soon as she stood up, and then melted!
This form wasn't what she wanted, and she struggled to regain her human form. Qingwei felt as if something was broken in her head, and it was something called nerves!
"Hell!" Maybe today is indeed not a good day, Huang Mei didn't know what to smoke crazy, she returned to her dry state, and was applying a mask, so Qingwei saw a dried corpse with a mask, and the urine was called a pleasure! Huang Mei restored her image as a goddess at the first time, and said with a smile, "Where is the ghost, you are wrong!" ”
, Qingwei's whole person is as if she has been soaked in bleach, "Paint, paint the skin!" Belch! Huang Mei kicked Qingwei and scolded, "If you don't want to save some masks, you think the old lady wants to become that ghost!" ”
Sophia squirmed and said, "Who is this man?" I seem to have scared him out just now. "Eighty-eight got out of Qingwei's arms" It should be a thief, do you want to call the police? Wu Yi came in wearing newly bought flower pants and said, "Report a fart policeman, you didn't look at Sophia's ghostly appearance, what should you do if you scare the police?" ”
"Ernie sauce, you're bad! Aren't they very nice? "That's fine, it's just a puddle all over my body, and I don't know if my eyes are long. But that's not bad, at least people will only think she's a mutant creature, if she looks like that just now, a normal person will think she's a ghost!
In the end, Huang Mei clapped: "Tie him up first, what time is it, I have to go to work tomorrow!" Wu Yi yawned and said, "Okay, now that's it, I just have something to go to the city tomorrow, so I'll send him to the police station!" "Three people go to bed with the lights out.
After all, Qingwei is a professional thief who has been trained, and people have already woken up, just waiting for Wu to fall asleep and run away, with a flip of tongue, a thin blade spit into his hand, and the hemp rope was cut in a few clicks, Qingwei swore that if she came to this house again in the future, she would cut off her children and grandchildren! No! The city is no longer here, the city is too dangerous, so let's hurry back to the countryside!
"Bang!" Qingwei was already leaving, only to hear a soft sound behind her, and then there was a knock on the door, the problem was that there was only a refrigerator behind her, and there was not even a door in the other. "Knock knock!" This refrigerator is also weird enough, and there is a lock. Curiosity kills cats and kills people, Qingwei opens the door to a new world, and the various creatures that rush to his face finally make him short-circuit!