Moon?

A thought flashed through Wei Wuji's mind, and he immediately became interested. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Thor: Tony, I've been on the moon a lot, why didn't I notice life on it?

Cat Demon: No Picture, No Truth (Drooling Emoji)

Iron Man: Let me show you the true face of the Moon Rabbit and open your eyes.

Iron Man: [Picture]

In the picture, there is a white and flawless little rabbit, squatting on a suit of Iron Man's armor, with red eyes and a thief, I don't know what to look at.

From the picture, I can't see anything unusual about this little white rabbit.

This kind of rabbit, everyone in the group has seen a lot, and they know that Iron Man has come up with the trick of deceiving women again, and for a while, no one spoke.

Iron Man: Hey, give me some face, this is really the little white rabbit I found on the moon, and if there is any deception, I will be bankrupt immediately.

Hulk: Tony, I've heard you say this more than a hundred times.

Iron Man: Honest people tell the truth, no one will believe it, this world, alas, forget it, I will study this rabbit.

Wei Wuji was typing quickly, but Tang Seng came out.

Tang Sanzang: Please stay with the iron pimple, this rabbit was dropped by the poor monk, can it be returned to the poor monk?

Iron Man: Don't talk to monks, Amitabha.

Tang Sanzang: Okay, it was Fairy Chang'e who dropped it, and the poor monk just wanted to come back and then return it to Fairy Chang'e.

Iron Man: I heard that the fairy Chang'e is very beautiful, the Buddha of the pit, you name an address, and I will personally send it to the fairy.

Tang Sanzang: Taigong is here? @姜太公

Iron Man: What did you call that old man to do? (Frightened emoji)

Wei Wuji looked funny, obviously, the psychological trauma that Jiang Ziya brought to Iron Man has not healed until now.

It's a pity that his own fishing skills can't be used now.

Last time, the dead heart condensed the longevity of ten thousand years, and directly sank the fishing figure into Dan Lake, the colorful auspicious clouds drifted away, and the fishing skills seemed to be nothing.

If Jiang Ziya appears, he may take the opportunity to ask.

Jiang Ziya: Meritorious Buddha, don't call the old man if you have nothing to do, the old man and Li Tianwang are killing each other in this game of chess, and they really can't be distracted.

Iron Man: It's not your business here, let's go play chess!

Jiang Ziya: The old man will take care for the time being, if the meritorious Buddha is in need, just say it.

Tang Sanzang: Iron pimple, the poor monk only needs the little white rabbit, otherwise, he will be Amitabha.

Wei Wuji felt that Tang Seng was a little stupid, and the little white rabbit was not Iron Man's thing, so why not just let Jiang Ziya fish it away?

Seeing the little white rabbit, Tang Seng's IQ has decreased, there must be ghosts!

Wei Wuji: Master, what do you want Fairy Chang'e to do with the Jade Rabbit?

Tang Sanzang: Jade Rabbit? Haha, laugh at me!

Wei Wuji has a black line, the rabbit found on the moon is not a jade rabbit, can it be Wang Ba?

This Tang Seng begged for the Jade Rabbit from Iron Man, maybe he was going to soak Chang'e, do you want to tell the second senior brother?

After thinking about it carefully, Wei Wuji sent the picture of the little white rabbit to Zhu Bajie.

"Mowgli, isn't this a birthday gift from Lao Zhu to Sister Chang'e?"

Zhu Bajie quickly replied and asked, "Who gave that monster-like thing?" ”

The monster that Zhu Bajie said is the armor of Iron Man.

"Second Senior Brother, isn't this the Jade Rabbit?"

Wei Wuji asked in amazement.

"Jade Rabbit can be so ugly?"

Zhu Bajie was speechless and said: "This little rabbit was caught by the old pig in Huaguo Mountain, and it was given to Sister Chang'e back then, she liked it." ”

"If you give such an ugly birthday gift, I don't believe Chang'e will like it?"

Wei Wuji was also speechless.

If Chang'e really likes it, the little white rabbit will not fall into the hands of Iron Man.

"Mowgli, you're a nerd you don't understand."

Zhu Bajie said in the tone of a big brother: "Give a gift to your sweetheart, what you give is your heart, as long as you are sincere, you can send pig dung." ”

"Then why don't you send pig manure to Chang'e?"

Zhu Bajie pretended to be too unlevel, and Wei Wuji was happy to debunk it.

"Vulgar!"

Zhu Bajie spitted.

Wei Wuji shook his head and clicked into the red envelope group.

At this time, Tang Seng and Iron Man had reached an agreement, and Tang Seng exchanged a pound of fairy rice with Iron Man in the form of a red envelope to get the little white rabbit.

Iron Man: Thor, I'll try it, what is the difference between the fairy rice given by the Buddha and yours (smug expression)

Thor: Of course, I grow it myself.

Iron Man: You'll have to eat it to know (goodbye emote)

Wei Wuji: Master, you exchanged the rabbit with Iron Man, but you want to return it to the second senior brother?

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk is to be released, Amitabha, good, good!

Free captive animals?

This is really Tang Seng's tune.

Wei Wuji took a few screenshots of the chat records in the group and sent them to Zhu Bajie, which was so exciting.

Zhu Bajie became angry when he saw it, and said angrily: "Where is this bullshit Iron Man, the old pig wants to arch his wife." ”

"Second Senior Brother, you are angry!"

Wei Wuji snickered in his heart and said, "I think it, Chang'e must not like it, so she threw the rabbit away." ”

"Fart, even if Sister Chang'e doesn't like it, Sister Jade Rabbit likes it too."

Zhu Bajie was furious and said, "No, I'll go to Brother Monkey." ”

In the Grim Reaper red envelope group, Iron Man is making fairy rice porridge live broadcast.

Wei Wuji hadn't seen Xianmi yet, and he was watching curiously.

Half an hour later, Iron Man boiled the pot directly, the lid was lifted, and the white air rose.

Looking at the live video, Wei Wuji was surprised to find that in that white qi, there was a strong aura, but it was a pity that Iron Man didn't know it, so those auras were lost in vain.

Wei Wuji felt distressed when he looked at it.

"Little Pepper, come and drink porridge!"

Iron Man tasted it, seemed to think it tasted good, and shouted at the bedroom on one side.

Little Pepper wears a sexy long skirt with a slit to the base of her thighs, revealing her slender white legs while walking.

Walking gracefully, Pepper suddenly let out a scream, covered her ass with her hands, and looked back behind her in horror, but there was nothing behind her.

Iron Man asked with concern, she just smiled and shook her head, and continued to walk forward, covering her ass again.

Then I saw Pepper with her hands on her buttocks, circling around the dining table, her body trembling, obviously something was constantly hitting her.

At a certain moment, Wei Wuji actually saw the figure of the second senior brother.

Pepper being arched by a pig?

Wei Wuji remembered that at that time, Spider-Man's Mary was arched by a pig, and it was done by the second senior brother.

Spider-Man: It's the perverted pig!

Watching Pepper's actions, Spider-Man immediately remembered his beloved Mary.

Iron Man hurriedly turned off the live broadcast, must have tried to catch the pig.

Wei Wuji is very sympathetic to Iron Man, Iron Man is just catching rabbits, but he provoked the second senior brother and let Xiao Pepper be arched by the second senior brother, which is really pitiful! 、

Previously, Iron Man and Spider-Man had been discussing to challenge the senior brother, but fate made the woman they loved by the second senior brother.

If you sympathize with the sick, you will be able to share the same hatred.

Moments later, Iron Man returns to the group.

Iron Man: Peter, do you know where that pig lives?

Spider-Man: My own woman was arched by a pig, I can understand this taste, please mourn!

Iron Man: It's nothing, being hit by Pepper's back three times in a row, it's nothing, the most hateful thing is that the pig actually ...... Actually......

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