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Thor: I want to know what kind of excesses a pig can do other than give up his wife!

Spider-Man: I also want to know, after all, that perverted pig only arched Mary a few times and didn't do anything more excessive, no, it's already excessive.

Hulk: Tony, speak up, we can't beat that monkey, can't we kill a pig?

Vampire: Count me in, this pig is so powerful, the blood must be delicious, although I never drink pig blood, but this pig is different, you can taste it.

Wei Wuji watched speechlessly as they formed an alliance again, last time, at the instigation of Jiang Ziya, they went to Huaguo Mountain to crusade against Sun Wukong, but they didn't see the deity, they were beaten and fled back in embarrassment.

Now they are going to deal with Zhu Bajie again, but they obviously forgot that Tang Seng had already said in the group that Sun Wukong was his eldest apprentice and Zhu Bajie was his second apprentice.

Zhu Bajie is lazy and lustful, but the hard power is still quite terrifying, which is really not comparable to vampires, Spider-Man, etc.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk just wants to know, what did that perverted pig do?

Jiang Ziya: Same as above.

Electric Mother: I'm quite Marshal Tianpeng.

Lei Gong: Same as his wife.

Iron Man: I'll take a shower first.

Hulk: Wash it when you're done, or we won't help you.

Iron Man: Well, actually, it's nothing, it's just that Pepper was arched by a pig, but she thought it was my new invention and gave me three back falls, but I like this, it's Pepper's style.

Spider-Man: Tony, get to the point!

Iron Man: Then I was going to coax her with fairy rice porridge, and finally she looked into the pot, Fake, if you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next breakdown.

This Iron Man can simply go to tell a story.

The hanging man has such a full appetite, but he doesn't say what the second senior brother did.

Wei Wuji was deciding to ask the second senior brother, but Iron Man still said it under the bombardment of his friends.

Iron Man: Actually, it's nothing, it's just a big lump of pig manure floating in the pot.

Spider-Man: Pig dung?

Iron Man: That's not all, Pepper thought it was something I was going to give her, and scooped it up with a spoon and slammed it right on my head.

Iron Man: It's disgusting to talk too much, take a shower first!

Tang Sanzang: Bajie did a good job!

Jiang Ziya: The marshal is mighty!

Hulk: Poor Tony!

A group of friends, all of them have a gloating posture, and in the group, they laugh at Iron Man to their heart's content.

Even if he was in the shower, Iron Man would definitely be able to see the news, but he stopped talking, and he felt that it was too embarrassing to avoid ridicule for the time being.

The second senior brother did a good job, but it's a pity that the pot of fairy rice porridge.

However, the second senior brother sent pig manure with sincerity, shouldn't he regard Iron Man as his sweetheart?

"It's so relieving!"

Zhu Bajie suddenly sent a message and said, "Wuji, where did my little white rabbit go?" ”

"I should have been released by your master."

Wei Wuji laughed.

"It's good that it's not eaten, it's good that it's not eaten!"

Zhu Bajie actually didn't blame Tang Seng, but said: "Wuji, old pig, I decided to wrap a red envelope for you as a thank you." ”

"It can't be pig manure, right?"

Wei Wuji only felt nervous, not excited.

"Just kidding, pig manure is so precious, the old pig is reluctant to give it...... Here you go, our relationship isn't as good as you think! ”

Zhu Bajie joked very seriously and said, "It's a drop of water!" ”

A drop of water?

Wei Wuji was in a daze, and Zhu Bajie had already sent the red envelope.

Congratulations on receiving Zhu Bajie's willow dew, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn and used.

"I said second senior brother, just a drop of dew, are you embarrassed?"

Wei Wuji went to the treasure chest to see it, but Yang Liulu didn't introduce it, so I really don't know what's unusual.

"When Guanyin Bodhisattva recited the old pig and I had a meritorious role in purifying the altar, he gave the old pig two nine-colored lotus seeds and two drops of willow dew, but he was envious of Brother Monkey!"

Zhu Bajie was very proud, and said: "This willow dew is in the Bodhisattva's jade bottle, that is, the Jade Emperor, and it is difficult to find a drop, the Bodhisattva gave the old pig two drops, but the old pig was moved." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva jade bottle in the willow dew?

Wei Wuji was dumbfounded, this red envelope is so precious!

Thinking about the road to the west, Sun Wukong was angry, smashed the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuan Daxian, and asked for help everywhere to no avail, or Guanyin Bodhisattva's great compassion, a drop of willow dew, saved the ginseng fruit tree, and achieved the good story of Zhenyuan Daxian and Sun Wukong.

Such a treasure, because he told Zhu Bajie that Iron Man captured the little white rabbit easily, and Zhu Bajie gave it to him directly, which shows how important Chang'e is in Zhu Bajie's mind.

Back then, the Jade Emperor gave Zhu Bajie a daily task, but because of the Jade Emperor's negligence, he didn't say the specifics of the task, and was misunderstood by Zhu Bajie, and as a result, he turned himself into an ugly pig demon, but it also made him have a golden and stone-like affection for Chang'e.

There is single-mindedness in lust, this is the Pure Altar Messenger Bodhisattva Zhu Bajie.

"Mowgli, without this willow dew, your nine-colored lotus flower can't bloom."

Zhu Bajie told the truth, and said embarrassedly: "Don't blame the old pig for being too selfish, because this willow dew is too rare, now the old pig is in my heart, it really hurts like fire!" ”

He regretted it as soon as he sent it out, but it was impossible for Wei Wuji to return it.

After chatting with Zhu Bajie for a while, Zhu Bajie was busy knitting sweaters, which was like the daily task given to Zhu Bajie by the Buddha, so it was made clear, otherwise with Zhu Bajie's feelings for Chang'e, there would be a big event.

The next day, on Wednesday, Ireland held a roundtable.

Counting last Wednesday, Ai and Wei Wuji, a total of five people participated.

The other three are: Ling Peng, director of the County Development and Reform Bureau, Qin Xuemei, director of the County Education Bureau, and Zhao Pushi, director of the County Religious Affairs Bureau.

Before the meeting, Wednesday Ai privately asked Wei Wuji about the origin of the donation, and Wei Wuji had to say that he had obtained a few gold ingots, and he had just arrived at the Treasure Pavilion to auction them for Lai Xiaofeng.

Wednesday Ai knew about the Treasure Pavilion, even if the origin of Wei Wuji's gold ingots was unknown, but the money obtained through the hands of the Treasure Pavilion was clean, and the hanging heart also fell to the ground.

Wednesday Ai smiled and said, "Wuji's donations this time, totaling 150 million, are the ...... in the history of our county."

"Secretary Zhou, I'm sorry to interrupt."

When Wei Wuji heard that the amount was wrong, he hurriedly said, "Because it is the auction income, the amount has changed." ”

Wednesday Ai's face remained unchanged, and he asked with a smile: "Is that more, or less?" ”

"Director Ling, in addition to building roads, you can also set up factories in townships and towns, so the donation to you is 200 million."

Wei Wuji looked at Ling Peng and said with a smile.

"Two hundred million?"

Peng was shocked.

Wednesday Ai and the others were obviously frightened.

"Director Qin, no matter how hard you are, you can't be bitter for the child, and the donation to you is also 200 million."

Wei Wuji looked calm and continued: "As for Director Zhao, it is also 200 million, after all, it is the Jade Emperor's money, so you have to give the Jade Emperor some face." ”

Six hundred million?

The four officials looked at each other, sparing them for a long time, and they had never received such a large donation, it was a pure donation, not an investment.

As for Wei Wuji saying that it was the Jade Emperor's money, they were all joking.

"Mowgli, such a huge amount of donation, I feel the need to set up a foundation to manage it."

Wednesday Ai came back to his senses and said with a smile: "I will do this matter personally, how about the name of the charitable foundation be named after you?" ”

"Secretary Zhou, you let me think of another name."

Wei Wuji didn't want to be too high-profile, after all, he didn't have a huge estate like Mr. Shaw.

……

Who could have guessed the name of a charitable foundation?

Friendly reminder: There are clues above.