"Happiness needs to be created by industrious hands," said the girl sitting in the chair in a remarkable tone of voice who did not know where to hear the famous quote. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Come~"

With a reluctant voice, the man brought a spoon full of dragon fruit pulp to the girl's mouth.

"Ahh

The flesh was swept into the girl's mouth in the blink of an eye, and she licked her lips with relish, and the girl said strange theories like "all unearned gains are sin" in her mouth like a pretentious villain in novels.

"Idiot Yu, have you listened carefully, who are you going to show this impatient expression! You still have to have some awareness of being a servant, right?

If you do this again, even a merciful master like me will fire you. ”

"I see," Bai Chiyu suddenly realized, "I originally thought I was a contractor with no personal freedom." If that's the case, please fire me quickly, the merciful Lord Lansha, I've had enough of these dark days! ”

"Oh, do you really think so? In my dictionary, dismissal is synonymous with death. ”

Lansha replied with a smile, and her beautiful face began to distort in Bai Chiyu's eyes.

"Devil, devil!"

Bai Chi Yu muttered to himself.

"Really? I don't hate this title, I'm also called a witch in the first place, and you're complimenting me when you say that. ”

The enemy's defense was too strong, and the possibility of winning the frontal attack was too small, so Bai Chiyu decisively played the emotional card to win sympathy.

"All right, my lord, I slept in a narrow space like a drawer every day, eating very small portions of food that even starving pigs would not eat, and doing hard work without any time off...... Whining...... I'm so pathetic. ”

Bai Chiyu wanted to continue with his exaggerated words, but Lanza kicked him in anger.

"What era of concentration camps are you talking about! Don't slander me, touch your conscience and say, when have I treated you badly! It's really a white-eyed wolf, obviously I've personally cooked for you in the past few days to make you faint, right? ”

"You're embarrassed to say that kind of murderous cooking, I'm still alive and it's already a big life!"

Bai Chiyu was speechless when he heard it, but Lan Sha still had something to say about that terrifying cuisine.

"Less verbose! Shut up! How can such a perfect dish be like what you say! Oh, I see. You must be jealous of my culinary talent, right? You can't make that delicious yourself, so you deliberately say it's unpalatable, right? ”

Lansha looked at him with pity, "It's really a bad dog mentality, this kind of mentality of saying that grapes are sour if you can't eat grapes is really pathetic." Hey, I really can't help it, geniuses are always excluded like this. ”

"Less!" Bai Chiyu yelled dissatisfiedly, "It's obviously you're not good, why does it sound like it's all my fault now?" And people who say that [happiness needs to be created by hard-working hands], but ask others to scoop the pulp and feed it, are not reliable? ”

"Who is unreliable? This is the right to be a beautiful girl.,Aren't you enjoying it yourself? ”

Lansha was puzzled by his words and asked rhetorically, as a matter of course.

"What kind of image I am in your heart! Pervert or masochist? ”

“？”

Lanza crooked her neck cutely, took out a book as thick as a dictionary from behind her, and flipped through it.

Just when Bai Chiyu didn't know what she was going to do, Lansha suddenly raised her head and looked at him suspiciously, and then kept looking up and down, comparing him back and forth with the book.

"Tsundere, I see."

Lansha put down the book with a teachable expression.

"What did you just say?"

Bai Chiyu stared at the suspicious book tightly, and couldn't help but ask.

"Haha, there's nothing, what are you nervous about?"

Lansha avoided his gaze, and shouted "less verbose" and "I don't need you to turn it off", and slyly fooled him.

Although he had a lot of complaints about Lansha's attitude, Bai Chiyu was not stupid enough to bring up this topic again, and immediately changed the topic.

"By the way, what the hell is going on with those strange things you said when you started eating dragon fruit? Sounds weird. ”

He asked, feigning inadvertentness.

"Huh? Don't you understand this? It's hopeless. Lansha looked like she couldn't do anything about you, and said as a matter of course:

"Those are all precautions for eating dragon fruit, can't you see it? That's something that a three-year-old knows. ”

"What a mess, it's so weird, where did you hear all this stuff?"

"What do you mean by messy? This is all common sense listed in this encyclopedia, okay? There must be a limit to ignorance. ”

Lanza clasped her hands to her chest, looking at him with a sense of superiority, with a condescending gaze.

Bai Chiyu was stared at uncomfortably, and at the same time, he was more concerned about the encyclopedia that was as thick as a dictionary and misled people's children.

["An Encyclopedia for "Normal People"!"] 》

Bai Chiyu glanced at the title of the book, and suddenly shouted: "Common sense, you are big! Is it good for normal people to put three words in quotation marks? ”

For Bai Chiyu's roar, Lansha rolled his eyes and rewarded him with a white eye.

"In the eyes of the mentally ill, normal people are insane, and those who think they are normal people and deny this book have an IQ of no more than 20. Well, that's what the book says. ”

"What is this? Did you expect that I would say this and wait for me here in advance?! ”

"Oh, it's still written in the book, hear this sentence, and say [Did you expect me to say this, wait for me here in advance?!] People who say things like that are 100% sure are mentally retarded and have homosexual tendencies. ”

Lansa turned the page again and read it out as it was written.

"Oh, that's terrible. Hand over that book, I'm going to burn it!" ”

"Soul light! They tried to snatch something from me, but there was no door. ”

Lansha held the book to her chest, hugged it tightly, and glared at him with fried-haired cat-like eyes.

Bai Chiyu threw a mouse trap all of a sudden, and died down before he could attack.

"What a nasty feeling!"

"Let me see, what you just said, there seems to be an analysis in this book." Lan Sha said happily, and Bai Chiyu hurriedly stopped her.

"Don't say it again, this author definitely has a grudge against me, and I don't want to hear every word in this book."

"I'm afraid it can't be helped, this book comes with a dictionary function, almost from the middle of the whole is all the content of the ordinary dictionary, every word you hear now has it on it."

"No wonder it's so thick, this approach is clearly to deceive the reader!"

Bai Chiyu said in his mouth, and at the same time, when Lan Sha was proud, he snatched the book at once.

Lanza's reaction was not slow, and she kicked him away in an instant, and the book fell from his hand to the ground, and there was no chance to catch it.

A gust of wind blew, and the title page of the book was opened.

The author's photograph is presented in front of my eyes.

A familiar girl with two ponytails was looking at him with a smile on her lips, with a hint of sarcasm on her lips.