Touching the scratched wound on his face, Bai Chiyu unwillingly glared at Lansha, who was returning to the rocking chair and scooping dragon fruit flesh with a spoon. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"I said, don't always worry about eating, don't forget to get down to business, okay?"

"Well, isn't it the right thing to eat dragon fruit? It's so sweet that it's not as sweet as ice cream or cake, but it's still delicious. ”

Lansa took the empty spoon out of her mouth and said with a happy expression.

"What kind of business is this! Did we come all the way here to eat fruit? ”

Bai Chiyu complained loudly when she heard what she took for granted.

"How can you say that, when you finally come to the tropics, you should enjoy the local produce. Now, it doesn't seem to be enough to eat, so you can go buy another container of dragon fruit and come back. ”

"Don't be so willful, it doesn't do me any good except to make me tired, right? And what's the deal with that weird unit of measurement you told me to buy fruit? Can you really eat a container? ”

"Haha," Lansha laughed as she touched her bulging belly, and hiccuped before speaking.

"I'm glad to see you tired, but I can't be blamed for that, who told you to have such a face that wants to be bullied?"

"It's too much, you're rude in every way! Apologize to my parents! ”

Bai Chiyu complained weakly and loudly.

"Well, don't be too angry, it's not good for your health. I'm tired, who's going to help me buy dragon fruit? ”

"Thank you for your concern...... Do you think I'm going to say that? In the end, you're still doing it for your own benefit! ”

"It's not cute," Lansa pretended to be sad, holding her chin with her right hand, staring blankly at the empty fruit box.

"Okay, I see, I'm going to buy some more dragon fruit and come back." Bai Chiyu sighed, knowing that the other party was pretending, but he still compromised.

"But next time you can't eat like this again, you'll get sick if you eat so much."

He walked to the door and couldn't help but look back and remind.

"Less verbose! Go to Idiot Feather! ”

He was answered by Lanza's nonchalant yelling.

"I really can't help you, but after I buy the fruit, you must refrain from it. I'm sick, but I can't finish the task. ”

Bai Chiyu finally reminded, but Lansha, who looked like she was about to be a great enemy, was engrossed in playing the Lianlian game on her phone, and she didn't hear what he was saying at all.

"Damn, this game developer is absolutely in the wrong mind! Is it really easy?! Why can't I find the same diagram alone? It's too much of a bully! ”

Bai Chiyu listened to Lansha's words and helplessly held his forehead.

Lanza has always been interested in many new things, and recently this interest has extended to games.

But Lanza is undoubtedly a game idiot, and Bai Chiba is very sure of that.

In the 3D game, Lansha will feel dizzy as long as she plays it a little, and then she will shout "What kind of broken game is this", [it doesn't mean anything at all], anyway, after a reason that has nothing to do with herself, she immediately gives up and continues to play.

So she focused her attention on some 2D and 2.5D games, but unfortunately the results were not satisfactory......

"Damn, why is the enemy so strong! Didn't you say it's a simple mode in a human-machine? Definitely lied to me! ”

Lansha, who couldn't play it for a while, didn't know what game she had changed to, but after playing for less than two minutes, she immediately jumped up and grabbed Bai Chibane's collar before she had time to go out.

"I swear! I'm definitely not lying to you, it's really the easiest difficulty. ”

Bai Chiyu immediately raised his four fingers and put on a righteous and elegant appearance.

"How could that be! The enemy is not strong at all! How do you explain that? ”

Lansa looked at him as if she was about to eat someone.

White Chiyu had bean-sized sweat rolling down his forehead, and his legs trembled slightly.

"There may be...... Some other reasons, right? Bai Chiyu squinted his eyes to the side and didn't dare to look at her, subtly hinting at the other party's reason.

It's a pity that his hint didn't reach Lansha's heart, and Lansha took it upon himself to understand it as the reasonable explanation she wanted.

"I'll just say," Lansa let go of her hand grabbing him by the collar, "Those people are really despicable, in order to prevent them from losing decently, they actually tampered with the game's program without authorization, making it difficult for me to win?" ”

Lansa said to herself, and then said in the game, "I am ashamed of you for the dirty methods you have used. ] angrily went offline.

Bai Chiyu looked at this scene and smiled indifferently.

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"Then I'll go out and buy fruit."

Bai Chi Yu broke free from her entanglement and opened the door as if fleeing for his life.

"Remember to buy authentic ones, if it's a defective product, I won't spare you." Lanza clenched her fists and said dangerous things.

"What? Is there anything authentic or not authentic about buying a dragon fruit? Bai Chibane's mouth opened wide in surprise.

"Of course." Lansha put on a pair of glasses without lenses and said as she tapped on the blackboard with a slender wooden stick in her hand.

(Where the hell did all this stuff come from!) Bai Chiyu roared in his heart, but he was still smart not to ask the idea.

"You know, although dragon fruit is a tropical fruit, many subtropical fruits have been cultivated after improvement. So now the market is selling good and bad, and there are too many good things for you to eat green onions. Lanza pushed the frame of her glasses with her ring finger and said with the same regret as a great man of compassion.

"Teacher Lanza! I have something to say. Bai Chiyu raised his hand, Lansha nodded and said in his mouth [Then please answer Idiot Yu. ]

(You didn't ask a question, what kind of answer did I have.) Bai Chiyu shook his head and said his opinion out loud.

"What do you mean by eating green onions? Actually, you want to say shoddy, okay? And isn't the good and the bad referring to the good and the bad? Stop messing around with idioms! ”

"Hmph, what an ignorant guy." A cold sweat broke out on Lansha's head, but she still held on and refused to admit defeat.

"You know, idioms are not static, their semantics will gradually change over time, although the words are still the same, but the meaning may be completely different.

Have you read the idiom dictionary? In this way, you should often see some idioms under the paraphrasing of the "original meaning" and "now mostly used] and the like, right?

That's proof that I didn't use the wrong idiom. It may seem like a problem now, but if more people like me use it in the future, it will be corrected to correct usage sooner or later. ”

"What are you...... Strong words! Bai Chiyu exclaimed, and Lansha laughed out loud when she saw that he was innocent.

"Haha, this is the power of the people, as long as the masses are broad enough, even if it is wrong, it will become right.

It's like everything, and there's no market for preaching that the earth is round when everyone believes that the world is square. ”

Lanza made a triumphant gesture and winked mischievously. "To be different is to be different."

"What, I can't refute it at all? Is this what is called majority violence? It's brutal. ”

Bai Chiyu hung down with a black line on his face, and his soul began to emit white smoke in a visible way.

"Haha, I'm really embarrassed to receive such a gift from you. Come, put it aside and knock one. Lanza said, gesturing to her feet.

"Who wants to kneel for you! No kidding! Bai Chiyu yelled, "And your strong words are likely to bring bad children, do you know?" ”

"Huh? Is it? I'm just telling you some facts. Lansha didn't care about his complaints, "It doesn't matter, does it?" I'm glad to see you so uncomfortable. ”

"I've had enough, I'm going out." Bai Chi Feather shook his head and walked out the door.

"Remember to bring authentic dragon fruit back, don't be deceived by those subtropical dragon fruits that you eat with good onions." Lanza chased to the door and shouted to him.

"Not really! What fool would pull the dragon fruit that has been painstakingly grown in the subtropics to the heat belt of origin and sell it! Kill him! Bai Chiyu replied without replying.

"Don't be careless, it's not impossible for this kind of thing to happen. Don't you know that there will be many manufacturers who pull the goods abroad to go around, and then pull them back to China and say that they are imported, and then sell them at a high price? ”

Lansha chased after a few more steps and reminded with a serious look.

"How serious are you about eating!" Bai Chi Yu was impressed by her foodie heart, "Even if it's produced in the subtropics, it actually tastes similar, right?" ”

"Hmph, you idiot eats idiot eats idiot!"

"What? Your words seem to be out of tune! ”

"Not really! The pronunciation of eating and idiot is the same, and if you don't look at the text, you can't tell the difference. Lansha stomped her foot, and then said, "It's all you, and I'm off topic again." ”

"Whose fault is it? Who is the person who has caused no movement in the plot development of this chapter! ”

"Bastard, do you want to fight?"

"Well, no, I'll go buy you fruit, sir."

"If it's authentic, it's subtropical or somewhere else, it's all crooked! Absolutely unforgivable. ”

Lansha smiled, took the chocolate out of her pocket and put it in her mouth.