In the blink of an eye, it is already Chinese New Year's Eve, the first day is to worship the ancestors, the next day is the time to play, children's fireworks, men play cards and drink, women are preparing various Chinese New Year's Eve meals, the indispensable is dumplings. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info is the so-called delicious but dumplings, fun... It's better to be comfortable than upside down!

Wu has no brother, but this does not prevent him from having many sisters-in-law. Basically it's the neighbor's daughter-in-law, the third widow! Anyway, when it's okay, the home is like the opera house, they like to go to Wu Ai's house to chat, Wu Ai liked to play everywhere when he was a child, just because this group of horrible sisters-in-law always teased him at home! Especially when you're still wearing open crotch pants, it's a nightmare!

This year is the first time that Wu has gone home for the New Year in three years, and he has brought back a beautiful daughter-in-law, which must be seen, how can an ugly child find a girlfriend! The messy people in the house are chatting with melon seeds, and the voice is still so loud, Xia Yu has been molested many times by this group of over-energetic old ladies, and whoever sees it has to touch his face, and then praise "This girl is really smart!" ”

Then there is Tang Seng and Huang Mei, especially Huang Mei, all of them are crazy to introduce the object, they all say that which relative of their family is rich, and then how handsome the young man is, and such a beautiful girl is a match made in heaven! Fortunately, Huang Mei has its own goddess special effects, and they dare not go up and shout when they are thousands of miles away.

Tang Seng is a passing, but it is really interesting to have a leftover daughter in the family, but it is impossible to let Lao Tang be a son-in-law! Five so they pointed the finger at Sophia again, no matter how they verbally bombarded Sophia, they were indifferent, not even a word, and finally they came to a conclusion, it's a good girl, but there is a problem with her head. Not to mention Wu Xingyun, she has been very unhappy with her martial arts skills recently, and she has no good face with anyone.

Wu Ill is not without a place to go, for example, their house is the same place where young people gather, basically they are the children of the neighbors, although they played together when they were children, but later they worked and went to school all over the world and were born long ago like strangers. A group of basically unfamiliar colors get together at most to brag, and then brag, anyway, I don't know, as long as the cowhide doesn't blow up, who cares about you.

Wu Ill was sitting in the corner and listening to a so-called big boss say how he made money now, and he made it because everyone else lost money in stock speculation, and the spittle stars were about to fly on Wu Ill's face. "Roar! Isn't that fine! Where is the protection fee collected now? This strange tone was very familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere, and when I turned my head, I saw that it was a middle-aged man who looked to be about thirty years old, and the most conspicuous place was a big mole under the earlobe, and there was a rubbing hair on it.

I can't remember the face clearly, but I can't forget this mole myself, this guy is the son of the next door to the door, called Du Hailin, five years older than Wu Disease, although older than Wu Disease, but he didn't have the consciousness of being a brother at all, the biggest fun since he was a child was to grab Wu Disease's toys and snacks, and later even his girlfriend was robbed, although it was a matter of the fifth grade, Wu Illness just planned to confess the next day and it was a tragedy.

"Ouch! Isn't this Brother Hailin, I haven't seen you for many years, and you're still alive and well! Wu Yi hugged Du Hailin very warmly, and slapped him a few times by the way, so he should avenge himself. Du Hailin almost didn't shoot breakfast by Wu Ill twice, although he was surprised by Wu Ill's strange power, he continued to smile and said: "You are not dead, how can I be fine!" ”

The two of you, you hold me and I hold you, looking good like brothers. Du Hailin continued to ask: "No problem, where do you work now, have you become a hall master or something, do you want me to introduce you to the White Tiger Gang, I have acquaintances there, it's just a matter of making a phone call, don't be polite to my brother if you need to!" Wu Zhipi smiled and said: "Oh, what age is it to collect protection money, I am now a people's teacher, if you don't understand anything, I can let you come to the class for free!" ”

As soon as Wu Ill's words came out, the surroundings suddenly quieted down, and I don't know who snorted first, followed by a sea of laughter. There are those who cover their stomachs, beat their chests, and shed tears, and the most exaggerated is Du Hailin, this bastard is actually rolling on the ground! "Ouch! I can't do it, I'm going to die laughing, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year, no, this is the funniest joke I've heard in my life, and I'm counting on him for the rest of my life! ”

This bastard is deliberately fixing himself, and Wu Yi didn't say anything, just watched him roll around and drank tea slowly. I don't know if I've laughed enough, Du Hailin got up and asked: "Something is wrong, tell my brother which school you will be a teacher again, I have to tell my relatives and friends, if you send the child in, what is the difference between pushing the child into the fire pit!" ”

There was also a coaxing next to him, "Wu Disease, don't make trouble, what can you teach with your math level?" Just tell me how many times you've passed since you were a child! "This product is on the street next door, and I have been a classmate of Wu Yi for a few years, and the relationship is not good or bad. Du Hailin sneered: "That's right, you can brag and be reliable, you just say that we all believe you eat soft rice, and you have no hope in your life as a teacher!" ”

Wu Yi didn't bother to explain, the more he explained this kind of thing, the more people didn't believe it, anyway, if he didn't believe it, it would be a province. Wu Yi took more than half of the pistachio and ate it and asked casually: "Then what is my Brother Hailin doing now, or stealing chickens and dogs?" "This is a joke back then, when Du Hailin was short of money, he had a crooked idea, his own family just made a good iron fence, he used a hacksaw to saw it all, more than 100 bought more than 20 yuan, that was his father spent more than 1,000 on it, and then he poured dirty water on Wu Ill, and finally exposed the stuffing, his father almost beat him to death and another one.

I can't mention this matter, whoever mentions him is anxious, especially Wu Ill, who was a defeated subordinate at the beginning, how dare the kid who is played by himself every day dare to talk to himself? The anger rushed up, and he slapped the table and shouted: "Lao Tzu is now pouring steel, and Lao Tzu is also counting in our city, which is a hundred times stronger than you, an unreliable teacher!" ”

The people on the side saw that Du Hailin had already come up to persuade him, Wu Yi saw Du Hailin's red eyes, and joked: "The ghost knows who you stole and who you bought the steel, be careful when the incident happens and you are arrested, and then your hard-working family business will be gone!" Du Hailin's face turned pale, Wu Yi was right, his first pot of gold was stolen!

He is a graduate of a third-rate pheasant university, the big unit doesn't want him, the small unit he doesn't look down on, and in the end, no one wants him, so he can only go to the construction site to move bricks to earn some money. I couldn't stand it after moving for a few days, but I had a crooked mind, he hit the idea of steel bars on the construction site, and he really got it, and finally sold it with seventy percent of the market price, and he used the money to turn upside down, which is his biggest secret and his biggest heart disease.

Wu Ill's words completely hit his death point, and Dou Da's sweat began to flow down. "Hani! Why are you here, people have just been looking for you everywhere! "This is a woman with a hot body, and her appearance is average, but with the accumulation of cosmetics, she can really be regarded as a goddess-level beauty. came up and threw himself into Du Hailin's arms, and he was coquettish like a maggot.

However, this can be regarded as alleviating Du Hailin's embarrassment in disguise, and he pulled her to introduce: "This is my fiancée Xiaotong, we will get married next year, this is my friend when I was a child, and my name is Wu Yi is a teacher." "I was empty in my heart, so I naturally didn't dare to root Wu Ill and die, for fear that Wu Ill would mention something that made his heart beat again.

This woman named Xiaotong leaned her head on Du Hailin's shoulder but was flattering Wu Ai, and her fingers were drawing circles on her fiancé's chest, but the meaning of provocation was already obvious. Wu Yi didn't see it, nodded and said hello. "Come to a small illness, we haven't seen each other for a long time, today my brother and I will be the east, let's go to my house and have a good drink!"

He wanted to invite Wu Ill to drink, in fact, he was suspicious of Wu Ill knowing something, he just wanted to get Wu Ill drunk with clichés, if Wu Ill really knew something that he shouldn't know, he wouldn't mind breaking the law again! Wu Ill won't drink anything with this thing, he is about to be an enemy, how can he be so good to suddenly invite himself to drink!

Just as he was about to refuse, Xia Yu's voice came from there: "Brother Wu, Auntie has called you home for dinner!" Wu Yi stood up and waved his hand, Xia Yu saw it and walked away from him, and finally hugged Xia Yu with his chin up and said: "This is my wife Xiaoyu, this is my friend Du Hailin when I was a child, then what Brother Hailin, I will go back first, and we will have a drink together another day!" "Xia Yu's beauty is a pure feeling, making people feel like a spring breeze, by no means the effect of those cosmetics can be compared, the woman named Xiaotong saw Xia Yu's first reaction was to step back, the ugly and the beautiful stand together, it will make the ugly the uglier, the more beautiful the beauty, she doesn't want to be a foil, it's better to stay away.

Ignoring Du Hailin's retention, Wu Yi strode away with Xia Yu in his arms, Xia Yu was puzzled: "Why are you in such a hurry?" "That Du Hailin is not a good bird, I don't bother to take care of him!" Xia Yu carried Wu Ai's arm: "Yes, yes, no one else is a good bird, you are!" Wu Yi smiled evilly: "Don't you know if my bird is good or not!" ”

"You're going to die!" Xia Yu is still a relatively conservative woman, and she is angry and chases after Wu Ai. When I got home, I found that the mess in the house had gone, and I finally didn't have to go out to take refuge. I haven't succeeded in keeping the New Year since I was a child.,Every time I fall asleep in the middle of the night, I shouldn't give up halfway with so many people this time, right? (To be continued.) )