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As long as people get together, the time will pass very quickly, especially with friends who smell like Tang Seng and Huang Mei, the time together will pass faster.

Seeing that it was about to be twelve o'clock, Wu's mother and Wu's mother were the first to lose, and they yawned and went to sleep, and now there were no outsiders in the house except Xia Yu, Wu Yi felt that it was time for a showdown.

Looking at Zhao Benshan's sketch, Wu Yi suddenly sat up straight and said to Xia Yu: "Xiaoyu, I want to confess something to you." Xia Yu's body tensed for a moment, and then he chuckled and sat down beside Wu Yi and asked, "What's the matter, such a serious person is not like you." "The words are light, that is, the hand is always hovering on Wu Yi's thigh, it is estimated that if Wu Yi says something that makes her heart tremble, she will immediately give him some indelible memories!

Tang Seng and the others already knew what Wu Yi wanted to say, and they all smiled at Xia Yu without saying a word, this time Xia Yu was even more nervous, pinching Wu Yi's neck and asking: "What are you doing to be sorry for me, hurry up and explain, believe it or not, I will clean you up?" Wu Yi wiped his cold sweat and said, "Where do you want to go, am I that kind of person?" "Then don't sell it, hurry up!"

Wu Yi pondered for a while, then pointed to Huang Mei and said, "She is our ancestor, and her father is the Yellow Emperor." Xia Yu said confusedly: "There is still an emperor in this era?" Is Sister Huang Mei a foreigner? "Oh, it's not the emperor, it's the Yellow Emperor, there's the Xuanyuan Sword!" Xia Yu is even more confused, what is this trying to say?

Huang Mei smiled and said: "Let me introduce it, my father is the Yellow Emperor of the Yan and Huang Emperors, known as the Xuanyuan Emperor, who invented the calendar, astronomy, the five elements of yin and yang, the zodiac, the Jiazi year, writing, pictures, books, music, musical instruments, medicine, sacrifices, weddings and funerals, coffins, tombs, sacrifices, altars, and ancestral temples. The ancient country system was also established: the field was divided into borders, eight families were divided into wells, three wells were one neighbor, three neighbors were one friend, three friends were one mile, five miles were one yi, ten yi were the capital, ten were one division, ten divisions were state, and the whole country was divided into nine states; There are more than 120 official positions such as three dukes, three young men, four auxiliaries, four histories, six phases, and nine virtues. 【】

After the implementation of the acre system to invent the pestle mortar, open up gardens, nurseries, plant fruit trees and vegetables, plant mulberry and silkworms, raise animals and birds, and carry out grazing, my father's achievements are numerous, I will not introduce them one by one, lest you say that I am boasting, but there is one thing you must know, that is, the battle of the deer, my father Xuanyuan Emperor pacified the world and unified the human race, and became the emperor of the three emperors of heaven, earth and man! ”

In fact, when Wu Yi said Xuanyuan Sword just now, Xia Yu had already thought of the Yellow Emperor, but this was too incredible, I thought it was everyone joking with themselves again, but this is not like it! "You're not kidding me, are you?" Xia Yu asked with a confused expression. Wu Yi hugged Xia Yu and said: "Don't be surprised, let me introduce you to Tang Seng, he is really Tang Seng, the one who went to the West to learn scriptures." ”

"The monk who looks like a fly?" Tang Seng, who was going to listen to Wu Yi introduce himself, immediately turned black when he heard Xia Yu say this, and roared: "This is slander!" This is blatant slander! Lao Tzu is going to ask for a portrait maintenance fee! Xia Yu chuckled: "People are talking about mythological novels, why are you in a hurry?" ”

"That's me, I'm the Tang monk Tang Sanzang who has a BMW and a bodyguard, is handsome, handsome, handsome, and suave, and countless banshees want to do good things with me!" That's right, Tang Seng cheekily finished saying this long paragraph, and then everyone was silent, and finally beat up this narcissistic bastard, Xia Yu was responsible for covering his mouth, afraid that he would wake up Mother Wu and Mother Wu.

Tang Seng jumped over first, disgusted by him, and changed the topic slowly. "This is Sophia, a futuristic artificial creature, haven't you always been curious why she calls me Ernie sauce, and she still listens to me so much, it's because she thinks I'm the master." Sophia was more direct, and directly pulled her hand down and handed it to Xia Yu to see. Fortunately, Xia Yu was relatively receptive, took two deep breaths, calmed down, and took it.

Sophia's hand didn't turn into water this time, and if you look closely, there are still some crystal silk threads linked to Sophia's body, Xia Yu dared to poke it with her hand, and the feel is very close to human skin, but it is a little soft. Wu Yi looked at Xia Yu's trembling appearance, snatched Sophia's hand with his hand, and then pinched it into this shape in his hand: "When Sophia first came, I often used her as plasticine to play. ”

Xia Yu now believes a little bit in Wu Ai's words, if you don't believe it, this is a horror movie! In the end, Wu Yi pointed to Wu Xingyun and said: "Her name is Wu Xingyun, you may be relatively unfamiliar with this name, but when it comes to her nickname, you must know that her name is Tianshan Tong!" "Wow!" Xia Yu exclaimed, covering his small mouth with his hand and trying not to make a sound.

That's not it, Huang Mei's identity is so awesome, I haven't seen her like this there. Xia Yu pinched a piece of meat on Wu Ai's waist and shouted, "What you said is true?" You didn't lie to me? Wu Yi smiled bitterly and threw his hand to Sophia, and Sophia's hand instantly returned to its original state, without even a little scar. I'm full and have nothing to do, so I deceive you with such a big amount of money? ”

Xia Yu probably didn't think it was possible, cheered, jumped over and hugged Sister Wu Xingyun, the eldest sister was short, and the affection was terrible. Wu Xingyun is also blindsided, he can almost be regarded as the bottom existence in the big family of Wu Disease, why is Xia Yu so excited? Seeing Xia Yu handing over cigarettes and pouring water, a pretty face smiled and blossomed, Wu Yi couldn't help but be jealous, he hadn't enjoyed this treatment yet!

"Xiaoyu, what do you mean by this, I am your ancestor, you don't care, what good is Xiaowu about you being so attentive?" Huang Mei asked with a smile. "Hehe, I just want to ask about martial arts, I don't mean anything else!" Now I understand, Wu Xingyun's kung fu can last forever, and the attraction of this woman is incorrigible.

Wu Yi knows what kind of urine Wu Xingyun's kung fu is, the more powerful he is, the older he looks, he can't do Xia Yu suddenly turned white overnight, but when he sleeps with an old lady in his arms every day, who can stand it! hurriedly pulled Xia Yu to persuade: "Don't practice her unlucky martial arts, the more you practice, the older you get, you won't have a place to cry when the time comes!" Wu Xingyun slapped the sofa and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, if you want to stay young forever, just don't practice, I will accept Xiaoyu's apprentice today, go back and let her beat you to death!" ”

Tang Seng poked his head over and said with a smile: "Actually, I also have a way to make you immortal, don't you know, your man has become a god now, if you don't work hard, be careful that you can't catch up with him." Wu Yi pushed Tang Seng and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, if you have itchy skin, Lao Tzu will use eighty-eight to loosen your skin now!" Xia Yu said in a daze: "What has become a god?" ”

Wu Yi waved his hand and said, "It's useless, I don't know what the use of becoming a god is now, and I don't seem to feel better than the original." "Oh, did Tang Seng say that he wanted me to eat him?" Xia Yu licked his lips as he spoke, and looked at Tang Seng with ill will, Tang Seng was frightened. Finally, he pointed to his feet and said, "Actually, you don't need to eat me, the skin of your feet is the same, Lao Wu has eaten it." ”

Xia Yu had seen the power of Tang Seng's stinky feet, retched a few times, pointed at Wu Yi and threatened: "You are not allowed to kiss me in the future!" "What a job! How can there be two people who don't kiss, Wu will not admit to eating that thing when he is killed, and besides, he doesn't seem to know if he eats it or not, who knows when he grinds his teeth!

"Xiaoyu, listen to my explanation, I really haven't eaten it, his feet are so stinky, how sensitive my nose is, let alone eat it, I will die if I smell it!" Xia Yu said suspiciously: "Even if you don't eat, you can't go back and buy you an electric toothbrush, brush it once in the morning, noon and evening from today, or don't want to touch me!" "Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want!"

Chinese New Year's Eve is the best time to listen to stories, Xia Yu turned off the TV, turned it off, sat in Wu Sick's arms and said excitedly: "Come on, tell me about your interesting things, there must be a lot I don't know, and that Xiaolong and Wang Yan should not be ordinary people, tell me about it!" "Xiaolong is a lucky ghost, Wang Yan is an unlucky guy, and the two mushrooms in my house are actually Super Mario's mushrooms, one is poisonous and the other will get bigger if you eat it..."

"Wait! Can you get bigger anywhere you get bigger? Xia Yu suddenly became excited, Wu Yi knew what she meant, she envied Huang Mei and Sophia's good figure for not a day or two, and hurriedly interrupted her fantasy: "Don't be stupid, the whole has become bigger, you can't specify the part, and people have already gone back, you die!" "Oh." Xia Yu agreed sullenly, and everyone laughed.

"Actually, there are a lot of people in me, and what you see is only a small part, such as Huang Mei's chicken that was almost eaten, people's mother is an angel, dad is chicken essence, and I have seven gourd babies at home, oh yes, there is also an elemental dragon called Bolt with only a finger length, there is a cute little Lori Anne with spider legs, and her centipede mother Stella ......."

"Tell me about it, I don't want to listen to the synopsis of the story, I want to listen to the whole story, the kind that must not be left behind!" Xia Yu sprinkled coquettishness in Wu Ai's arms. Huang Mei summoned a small ball of flames, and everyone sat around the flames, Wu Yi scratched Xia Yu's nose dotingly, and recalled: "Actually, all this is still because of you." Because I? How did I get here? ”

"Do you remember the time you came to my bath, when you were chased by a mad dog?" "Remember, what's wrong?" "You're gone, that dead dog found me and bit me, and then I got rabies, and by a series of coincidences, I was chosen by an old king named Wu Lao Er!." (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.