Chapter 402: Poor Nine-Headed Worm
It is said that the monkey borrowed a banana fan to fan the wind, and finally extinguished the flame mountain, this place is no longer a purgatory on earth, just waiting for the spring to bloom and everything to recover, and it is a fairy mountain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Huang Mei held on, it was almost the same as eating too much, but she was the fire of the Flame Mountain, and she was a drought, and she had the ability to play with fire. When I got home, I was naturally unrestrained, and it was reasonable to have a good meal, but this master had eaten too much, and he had eaten so much, and now he was on fire, just like practicing wheel gong and self-immolation.
"Huang Mei do me a favor, go over here, just bake me chicken wings, thank you!" A group of people barbecued around Huang Mei, Huang Mei could only watch but not eat, and what could only be cremated in her hands, and now she was angry. The chicken wings were finally roasted, and Wu Yi was just about to eat them, Huang Mei waved his hand and the chicken wings turned into black charcoal, and said with a wicked smile: "I can't even eat it, and you are still showing off in front of me!" ”
The others left with their baked food, fearing that they would have nothing to eat. Wu Yi said helplessly: "I didn't let you do this, I said that it would be good to take you into eighty-eight and shake it around, but you don't agree, what do you want me to do?" "Fart! The old lady went to squat in eighty-eight after eating, that was simply a crime, and I went in and had nothing! ”
Wu Zhi was completely crazy: "You just can't eat, and you don't agree to treat you, and you won't let me eat, what are you doing?" Tang Seng wiped his hands on Bajie and said: "You two don't quarrel, it's okay, it's really not okay, forget it, you have been arguing for two days from the Flame Mountain, you are not annoying!" "Shut up!" One is because you can't eat a belly of fire, and the other is because you can't eat it, and Tang Seng is looking for death.
"Okay, I'll shut up, let's say okay first, it's almost time to go to the Sai Sai Country, think about how Huang Mei should enter the city, if you just enter like this, it is estimated that the whole city will have to let you roast it dry." Wu Yi persuaded: "If you really can't do it, you can come in, and I promise to release you immediately." Huang Mei stubbornly said: "No, it's hard to eat so much, how can it be cheap eighty-eight, you can't kill it!" ”
What is a foodie, a foodie just finds that he can't eat, and he is reluctant to vomit when he has a mouthful in his mouth! Wu Yi had a headache and said: "Snow girl, you go with Huang Mei, pay attention to cooling her down, don't turn around and burn anyone to death." The Snow Girl looked embarrassed: "Huh? What if I get roasted, I'm the most afraid of heat among us, and I'm going to die! ”
"Come on, I haven't seen you die many times, hurry up, it's hot!" The Snow Girl had no choice but to get out of the burden of the sand monk, she was just lazy. As soon as she came out, the temperature suddenly dropped, but it was still a little hot, after all, Huang Mei was now overpowered, not that the Snow Girl was inferior to her.
Continue to hurry, walked for a long time, and finally came to the Jinguang Temple of the sacrificial country, the old monk saw Tang Seng and his party and immediately cried: "My Buddha, you are finally here, my Buddha is saved!" Tang Seng obviously knew the plot, but he had to ask again, and finally decided to sweep the tower. Although there are towers on the earth, they are all scenic spots, and they need to spend money to enter, so Wu Yi will not spend that unjust money, so I haven't seen anything inside the tower.
Wu Sick Tang Seng plus the three monkeys and a broom, Tang Seng looked resentful, and Wu Sick was even more resentful: "You said that you are cheap and what do you care about me, why does Lao Tzu accompany you as a cleaner?" "You can't bear to let me sweep the tower by myself, how tall is this tower of Made!" Tang Seng swore before taking the scriptures: "See the Buddha and worship the Buddha, and sweep the tower when you meet the tower." "Now it's finally time to pay it back.
Ancient buildings are not as good as the skyscrapers of the earth, but it is really not a brisk activity for three people to sweep a thirteen-story building, anyway, Wu Yi and Tang Seng are tired and can't straighten their waists. Monkey? It's good that a monkey can sweep the floor, and you expect him to sweep it clean? And Sun Dasheng seems to have come to the day of changing his hair recently, he is always losing his hair, he took a trip, the ground was dirtier than before, and Tang Seng could only blow him away.
Finally swept to the twelfth floor, Tang Seng covered his waist and said painfully: "It's finally almost over, my cheap mouth!" Wu Yi straightened his waist, his spine crackled, and he groaned: "Lao Tzu has a friend like you, it's really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes!" "Wait, there's a sound up there!" Wu Yi slapped his face and said, "I remember that there should be two funny monsters, take a look!" ”
The two of them tiptoed up to the thirteenth floor, only to see two strange-looking monsters drinking and punching, both with big mouths and protruding eyes, but one had a beard and the other did not, which looked very funny. Just these two scumbags didn't need monkeys to shoot at all, Wu Yi and Tang Seng stood silently behind the two monsters with evil smiles on their faces. "Ada!" The two monsters were suddenly frightened and the three souls went to the two, and looked at Wu Yi and Tang Seng in horror.
When I saw that it was two people, the two monsters had a temper. Rushing around said angrily: "Where did you come from, you dare to scare grandpa, you will drink today!" "Tang Seng's backhand is a slap in the face, Ba Bo Ben saw that his brother was beaten and was just about to stand up, Wu Ill was another slap, Ben Bo Ba was dissatisfied and wanted to speak, Tang Seng was another slap in the face, Ba Bo Ben suffered Wu Ill again...
In the end, Ba Bo Ben couldn't stand it anymore, and covered Ben Boba's mouth to prevent him from speaking, so he looked at Wu Yi and Tang Seng with tears. Tang Seng crossed his waist and asked, "Tell me honestly, did you two steal the Buddha treasure relics?" The two shook their heads in horror. Yell! It's quite backbone, it's gold to give Lao Tzu silence, Lao Tzu hit you today! ”
Tang Seng raised his hand to fight, and Ba Bo ran and kowtowed: "Grandpa spare my life, we are the little demons who run errands, the Buddha treasure was not stolen by us, but stolen by the master of the old dragon king of all saints, it has nothing to do with us!" Tang Seng said: "Okay, catch it first, let the monkey go tomorrow, let's continue to set off after lunch at noon, it's so happily decided, you two will sweep this layer for me, or I will stew you two fish tonight!" The two demons agreed again and again.
On the second day, Tang Seng saw the king of the Sai Kingdom, and was still startled by the monkeys as usual, and then explained, and finally sent Ben Bo Ba and Ba Bo Ben up to defend the monks. The monkey and Bajie flew out, and the fat-headed and big-eared king was amazed.
"Anyway, where is Huang Mei, it seems that I haven't seen her this morning." Xue Nu tilted her head and recalled: "Last night, Sister Huang Mei couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, saying that she wanted to go out to vent her fire, and then left, and I don't know where to go." Tang Seng exclaimed: "She won't be..."Wu Yi gave Tang Seng a slap and said: "Don't think about it, Huang Mei is not so hungry!" ”
Tang Seng said aggrievedly: "I haven't said it yet!" "Forget it, I'll look for it, she's covered in fire now, don't hurt ordinary people." Tang Seng asked: 'Where do you go to find her?' Wu pointed to his nose: "Who can't I find?" ’
Stopping and stopping along the way, Wu Yi asked the hare on the side of the road and the bear chased by the wasps, and finally got reliable news from a hedgehog that a woman on fire walked in the direction of the waterhole. When Wu Yi found Huang Mei, she was barbecuing, but the thing she grilled was very special, not to mention the strange shape, it seemed that there were a lot of heads, and I didn't know what a new variety it was.
"The fire on your body absorbed?" Huang Mei raised her head and said, "Well, it's okay for the time being, I will absorb it slowly, come and taste this, I didn't expect it to be so ugly and delicious." Wu Yi took a piece of something like a tail and put it in his mouth and took a bite, his eyes lit up. Huang Mei showed off: "How delicious is it?" Wu Yi nodded again and again. Huang Mei said: "I used to hear others say that the uglier the thing, the better it tastes, I still don't believe it, it turns out to be true, this head is chewy, I'll give you another one!" ”
Wu Yi didn't care if it was ugly or not, as long as it was delicious, he gnawed on his unknown head and asked, "Huang Mei, what are your plans in the future?" "What's the plan, I want to go back to your seemingly impossible to go back, wandering around." Huang Mei said freely, but Wu Yi heard a trace of sorrow, and comforted: "You don't have to be like this, I will often come to see you in the future." ”
Huang Mei took out a wallet from her arms, there was a photo in it, it was taken by a group of people in Japan, there were Anne and Jenny in it, Tang Seng was ridden on the head by Luo Turtle, everyone's voices and smiles were placed in the child's ears, Huang Mei sighed: "It would be great if we could get together again!" Wu Yi also missed them, and when he saw Huang Mei's loss, he comforted: "If there is a chance in the future, I will see if I can take everyone out to play together, how to say that I am also a god, this request should not be too much." ”
Huang Mei was pleasantly surprised: "Then it's decided, if you lie to me, you know the consequences!" As he was talking, Wu Yi heard someone coming over, stood up and saw the monkey and Bajie, as well as a handsome guy, the biggest feature of this handsome guy is not handsome, but has three eyes!
Proper Erlang God! The three of them came to Wu Ill's side with a strange face, and the monkey looked at Wu Ill's hand and asked, "What are you eating?" "I don't know, Huang Mei gave it to me, it's ugly but delicious!" The monkey was dumbfounded, and Wu Yi asked, "Have you looked for the relics?" Bajie took out a box from his bosom, which contained a Ganoderma lucidum grass and a bead.
Wu Yi was surprised: "You guys are so fast, is it a favor from Brother Yang?" Bajie said angrily: "If it weren't for finding their treasure house, it would have been faster!" Wu Yi heard that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What happened, why do you guys have such expressions?" Yang Jian said in a deep voice: "Bibotan has been destroyed!" Wu Yi opened his mouth wide in surprise: "What you have done is too amazing!" ”
The monkey said: "We didn't do anything, as soon as we arrived at Bibo Pond, we saw a dense water tribe floating on the water, and there were many dragons, all of which were ripe!" Wu was so sick that the thing in his hand fell off, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Huang Mei, how many heads does this thing have?" "I'll count, one or two... Nine of them, a total of nine heads, so delicious! ”