The cause of the matter is this, Huang Mei was haunted by three flavors of real fire that night, and her mouth was dry, so she thought of the bad idea of taking a bubble bath to get rid of the fire, and Bi Bo Tan was so pleasing to the eye, so she went in. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info You think about the three flavors of real fire, even the monkeys can't stand it, who can do that pool of water tribes? Huang Mei just entered, okay! The awesome ones can also jump twice, and the ones with low cultivation are directly cooked, and the nine-headed insect was solved by Huang Mei just after jumping twice, and finally left a "long ugly and delicious" evaluation, and the old man who died was wronged!

In this way, the Buddha treasure relics of the Sai Country came back again, and by the way, they also turned back a Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass, which was offered in the pagoda together, and the Jinguang Temple was also changed into Fulong Temple by Tang Seng with a stroke of the pen, and the matter of the Sai Country was over, and it took less than two days before and after, and the only survivors of Bibo Tan were the two brothers Ben Bo Ba and Ba Bo Ben, which was also a blessing in disguise.

The group set off again, this time they came to Thorn Ridge, which is the place where Tang Seng was teased by a woman, three men and four monsters, and it is also the only group of monsters who have no backers and have not been killed by monkeys.

The thorns all over the mountains and fields are from, and the little thorns are painful to look at. Huang Mei can get up again, Tang Seng is the same horse for ten thousand years, and Tang Seng frowned and said: "Bajie, or you go to open the way?" "No problem, master, look at it!" After finishing speaking, he pinched the seal with his hand, his body grew to twenty or thirty meters, and with a wave of the nail rake, a large number of thorns were uprooted, and he said: "How about the master, it's amazing!" ”

"You're too slow, look at me!" Huang Mei waved his hand, and the three flavors of true fire surged out, and the grass and trees and thorns met this fire, ice and snow melted, and a three-meter-wide road became a blink of an eye, and Zhu Bajie muttered: "I knew that my old pig wouldn't have to work hard!" Just as he was about to move forward, two people suddenly came out of the ground, an old man and a demon with a blue face and a red beard.

"The little god is the mountain god of this thorn ridge, and the great sage knows that he passed by here, and he specially offered a plate of bread and a trough!" This guy only said one sentence from the appearance to the end, and he was burned to death by Huang Mei, and there was not even a bit of ash left. Everyone looked at Huang Mei in surprise, Huang Mei blew out the divine fire between his fingers, and said as a matter of course: "Is this guy poor to death, he ran out without even wearing pants, can you make a grass skirt!" ”

The old man said sadly: "The mountain ghost has not known what clothes are since the day he was born, but I didn't expect that today it is only because of this clothes..." "He's used to being naked, should!" Tang Seng was stunned when he saw this old man, and hurriedly came out to play a round: "Aren't you just here to pick me up, let's go quickly!" The monkey stopped: "Master, you can't go!" ”

Tang Seng asked rhetorically: "If I don't go, you will make it difficult for me to come out?" "Ugh! Bye! The old man followed Tang Seng and dared to leave, so he heard Huang Mei shouting: "Wait a minute! The old man said respectfully, "What else do you command?" "Give you an hour to chat, remember to send us delicious food, if the time is up, if the people haven't come back, blame me for setting fire to the mountain when the time comes!" The old man's frightened cold sweat came out, and he promised repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes!" Rest assured! ”

After a while, the little demons wrapped in the same primitive people as they sent wine and meat wildfires, and they all looked at Huang Mei tremblingly, and ran away as soon as the things were put down. Huang Mei doesn't care about that, like a robber, he grabs it and eats it. Wu Yi said depressedly: "Why do I think we are similar to those who collect protection money?" Huang Mei gnawed on the chicken's neck and asked, "How do you say it?" ”

"You think, we basically didn't go to a place, there were monsters who either stole things, or robbed other people's daughters, and then we came, collected monsters, and then people sent a bunch of things, this time it's good, and I received it directly, and I didn't even save my hands." "Nonsense! Didn't I do it, it's true that I did it myself, you see that the chicken butt you ate was snatched by me. "Phew!"

After a while, Tang Seng came back, but he was carried back in a sedan chair, and it didn't take an hour to bring it back. Wu Yi laughed and said, "How is it, isn't that Xingxian Gu beautiful?" "Pretty fart! His mother's head is the same as almonds, and her teeth are still yellow, just because of her, Lao Tzu is disgusting and has not eaten enough, and the grapes gave me a bunch, and I starved to death! ”

Sent out by others as a plague god, anyway, a group of people went on the road again, this time for a long time, and walked for three or five days before they encountered another evil mountain. Why is it said that it is an evil mountain, there are fierce tigers in the mountains, there are hungry wolves blocking the way, ghosts in the mountains and forests crying and howling, I don't know how many souls of living beings are wailing endlessly, and they are afraid of people.

"It's a great place to shoot horror movies, especially there, you see such a big tree, it's so suitable for filming A Chinese Ghost Story!" This is Huang Mei's comment, don't expect such a group of people to be afraid of ghosts, they are ghosts, and Lord Yama has a big head when he sees it. A group of people were talking about where to make what films, and Wu Yi came to the wolf king.

The wolf king stared at Wu Zhi for a while, and finally whimpered like a puppy and licked the back of Wu Yi's hand. "Brother, are there any monsters in this place?" Wu Yi never asks people in vain, for example, this time he gave the wolves a tiger without skin. The monkey had long said that his tiger skin dress was hairless, and the tiger's fur was smooth and shiny, so he died.

"Hello brother, I advise you to run away, there is a yellow-eyed ancestor in this place, but it is amazing, if you are caught by him, you will definitely be skinned and torn apart!" Wu Yi patted the wolf's head and said, "It's okay, you're busy!" ”

"Hey, let's go to Xiaoleiyin Temple, do you go in directly or follow the plot?" Huang Mei said angrily: "Beat the fuck!" I'm going to burn that bastard to ashes today! Looking at Huang Mei's angry appearance, Wu Ying asked in a low voice, "Who is she with?" Tang Seng whispered: "Her name is Huang Mei, and the monster is called Huang Mei, this name is a crime, wait for it to be careful, don't splash blood." "Understood!"

Wu Yi began to mourn silently for the Huangmei Ancestor, when Tang Seng first came to see Journey to the West, Huang Mei let go of cruel words, as long as he saw the Huangmei Ancestor, he would beat him out of the, and this time he finally caught up.

A group of people didn't even look at the scenery, turned a mountain and saw the small Lei Yin Temple, Huang Mei was too lazy to say, flew up, red hair flying, and a boundless sea of fire appeared behind him and shouted: "Chidi is thousands of miles!" "In an instant, the flowers and plants withered, everything was silent, and the little Leiyin Temple was the focus of care, just like an oven, the monsters inside were all cooked, and only a black guy ran out, judging from the few remaining hairs on his head, he should be the Yellow Eyebrow Ancestor.

"Who are you, and why did you destroy my home?" Huang Mei said coldly: "If you look so ugly, you dare to use a name with me, you are just looking for death and taking your life!" "I didn't see any movement from Huang Mei, within two meters of Huang Mei's ancestor, the ground was cracked, steaming, and in an instant, Huangmei Ancestor was already jumping hot, his body was blistering, and he crawled away.

finally ran out, Huang Mei didn't plan to stop, one by one the fire balls strafed, Huang Mei Old Ancestor jumped angrily but didn't dare to take it hard, and finally was lame and crawled back in horror. Huang Mei proudly stepped on the Huangmei ancestor: "Change the name of the old lady now, you are not allowed to call Huangmei in the future, what is the name of the arbitrary, I think I will give you one, the second dog is very good, the cheap name is easy to feed!" ”

At this moment, the Yellow Eyebrow Ancestor threw out an object, the golden light flashed, and the Yellow Charm was instantly taken in. Everyone was shocked, Wu Yi carried eighty-eight one bottles and put the Huangmei ancestor, and by the way, he also took away the cloth bag that was about to be untied in his hand, this thing is called a human seed bag, it is the treasure of Maitreya Buddha, I don't know how many immortals were collected in the original book, and the monkey was almost sad to death.

As for the thing that pretends to be a yellow charm, it should be the famous golden cymbal! Wu Yi knocked on the golden cymbal and said, "Huang Mei, can you hear me?" "Wu Ill, get me out, I'm going to suffocate to death!" "Okay, you wait, we're figuring it out." The monkey said, "Look at me and smash it with a stick!" Tang Seng waved his hand and said: "No, this thing is iron, let's not talk about whether you can smash it, I'm afraid that you will shock Huang Mei to death." ”

Wu said: "Then what do you say?" "Let Huang Mei heat it up in it first, and then let the Snow Girl instantly refrigerate, the metal will anneal and even crack if it is cold and hot" "I can wipe Lao Tang, you know?" Tang Seng said proudly: "The gourd baby glanced at it casually when she was doing her homework, it's not me who blows, if Lao Tzu studies hard, Tsinghua University and Peking University are at your fingertips!" ”

"Don't you guys, okay, the old lady is about to suffocate to death! Snow Maiden hurry up! The Snow Maiden opened her mouth slightly, and a cold wind that froze to the bone marrow blew towards the golden cymbal, and the golden cymbal was instantly frozen, and pierced with a clicking sound. Tang Seng was pleasantly surprised: "It has an effect!" Lao Wu give it a try! Wu Yi picked up eighty-eight is a moment, and with a loud "bang", the ice outside the golden cymbal shattered and fell off, and the golden cymbal did not change at all.

Huang Mei scolded inside: "Tang Seng, what kind of bad idea do you have, you have frozen to death the old lady!" Tang Seng scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Newton, they don't seem to be able to manage here, let's find a way." "I don't have a clue when I think about it, it's not difficult to break the golden cymbal, but it's too difficult to break the golden cymbal without harming Huang Mei.

"Hehe, why don't you let the poor monk try it!" When I turned my head, I saw that it was a fat monk with his chest and breasts, with a big face that was familiar, and everyone was smiling when he saw it. "Amitabha, poor monks see Maitreya Buddha!" It turned out that Maitreya Buddha had arrived. Maitreya Buddha pointed his hand, the golden cymbal opened, Huang Mei held back his head and sweated, came up and grabbed Maitreya Buddha and asked: "Fat monk, you dare to trap me with your guy who wants food!" Believe it or not, the old lady cut you? ”

Maitreya Buddha was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "It is my child who sleeps you, Sanzang go to the West Heaven, the Buddha has prepared the Buddha fruit, just waiting for you to go!" After finishing speaking, he turned into light smoke and ran away, and before leaving, he also took the human seed bag and the half-dead Huangmei Ancestor.