Chapter 6 and 7 You Deserve to Be a House?!
Although it is the dream of every otaku to enter the second dimension, and Hongsugi has always dreamed about it, he is not a muscular single-celled creature with a simple mind, he is an out-and-out scheming. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
Therefore, even in the face of such a beautiful event, his first reaction is to maximize his own interests as much as possible. Plainly......
It's to get as many benefits as possible from Xiluo, and open as many plug-ins as possible.
Forehead...... Doesn't seem excessive, right? Hehe, you'll find out when you look at it.
"Anyway, although you've always said that I should be a god in the second dimension, but ...... You don't seem to have told me what to do the whole time, did you? β
was still asked like this, and Xi Luo reacted.
"Hahaha, it's really like this to be reminded by you."
So this tiger goddess, who only has the advantage of good looks, scratched the back of her head stupidly and said with a smile.
"Hahaha...... Actually, it's just for you to go to the second dimension to engage in objects.,How about this job is pretty good, right? β
it, Lao Tzu has never been involved in real life in his life...... You're going to let me go to the second dimension to get a partner?! You T|M is mocking Lao Tzu in disguise, right?!
Hongshan's heart was clearly written on his face, so Xiluo hurriedly defended.
"I don't mean to despise you, a deserving old driver!"
Hehe, I'm T|Why is M so good-tempered? If you weren't a god, Lao Tzu would have killed you a thief! And......
I'm not an old driver!
Again, although I have dozens of T resources, I am definitely not an old driver!!
Forehead...... Hehehe, okay, although Hongshan wanted to complain, but what Xiluo said next made him involuntarily listen carefully.
"And don't underestimate it. Because if this matter is not done well, it will make your human world face a catastrophe. β
"Huh?!"
Hongshan asked in a tone of disbelief at all.
"What can a two-dimensional relationship involve in three dimensions? Lao Tzu can't get the object and still break the law? Also T|M is a divine law, right? β
Xiluo smiled bitterly twice.
"Alas...... Actually, if you don't go to the two-dimensional object, you're committing magic. β
"Co-author, I'll only be able to deal with high-tech in my life, wright?"
"Bah, where did you take me!
What I'm saying is that if you don't go to the second dimension and save those lovely girls, you will break the laws of the devil, and then the demon king will destroy your human world again...... Hehehe.
The severity of the consequences, you see? β
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Now Zihongshan is muttering in his heart.
Isn't this Bichi a god? Why does it have anything to do with the laws of the devil? Could it be that she is a hook (undercover)? But with her IQ...... It's too worrying, isn't it?
Looking at Hongsugi's expression, Shiro could guess what he was thinking, so she asked with a dark face.
"You're not thinking about something that's too much, are you?"
"No, I'm just objectively evaluating the facts."
What a return pistol, this knife is well repaired!
Xiluo was really speechless, so she could only explain with a big black face.
"Actually, the demon king is a dead house.,He's watching some anime all day long.,And most of them are harems.γ So the boss of our family, that is, the God in your mouth, was also infected into a disgusting rotten girl.
But,The idle egg hurts the demon king and likes fairness.,So he hates the setting that the female protagonist wins the male protagonist with the halo of the protagonist.,So he wants to find someone to create another ending for the female partners.γ
To put it bluntly, it's the Demon King of the Dead House who wants every girl in the second dimension to be happy. Do you understand? β
Forehead...... Let's react for a moment, there are a lot of bugs in what you say?!
"Why does the demon king like Riman and infect God?
Why do demons like fair things?
Saying...... What is the setting of the Demon King who destroyed the world you talked about at the beginning?! What does God eat? Won't she stop a little? β
In the face of Hongshan's sharp rhetorical question, Xiluo responded very flatly.
"Oh~~ It turns out that you don't know that God is for the demon king.
Since you don't even know this, I'll kindly add to you a little more about the creation epic. β
So, Xiluo performed a miserable creation epic~~
"Anyway...... Before the distant world opened, the Demon King created this universe in a daze. β
Forehead...... Although it was said that Xiluo had just started, Hongshan still couldn't help but complain.
"Are you picking and skipping the key points?"
Xiluo glanced at Hongshan angrily, and then smashed his mouth and said.
"Tsk! ~~ Shut up for me and listen well. β
"Cut~~......"
After Hongshan shut up, Shiro continued.
"Uh...... I don't know what happened next, hahaha. β
Hongshan's eyes widened and he scolded silently.
You are numb, I am categorically numb!!
But Xiluo wasn't done yet, she continued.
"But I know why that tiger boss in our family can become a god, I'll play that section for you."
After saying that, Xiluo threw his long hair in front of him, let it cover his face, and then smirked.
"Hmmmm~~ This demon king wants to destroy the world, and all human beings will die for the old lady~~"
(Amount...... There's T|Too many grammatical errors for M, right? And what era are you still the demon king of this era? It's a little too old-fashioned, isn't it? οΌ
But...... This demon king is actually quite good, let's see how she plays God!
Xiluo hung a large sign with the word God written on his back, and then sat down on the ground like a weak girl, and deliberately teased the bottom of his skirt...... Of course, it's definitely not in the direction of Hongsugi.
But that's not the end of it, she pretended to be indebted, and pleaded.
"Oh, no~~
Brother Demon King~~...... You just let the humans go. As long as you're willing to do it, I'm... I...... Just listen to you for everything~
Whether it's eating, bathing, or ...... Uh-huh~~"
After the fever was over, Xi Luo threw his long hair in front of him again, put on the posture of one of the stupidest demon kings in history, and left heroically.
But before she had taken two steps, she threw her hair back again, and fell to her knees with a snap.
, is she damned for degrading God?
Uh-huh, how is that possible?! She did it because she wasn't done yet.
She hung the sign of "Humans" on her body again, and cried and shouted.
"It's the cheap God who helped us beat away the demons, it's the stupid God who has an underIQ that saved us!
She is the only main god in this world!! β
Sleep, groove, grass, I work hard!
Why do we, the all-knowing and all-powerful God, want your mouth to be this kind of leaning ...... (Oops~~) is on the top of the | big |
Hongshan, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally interrupted Xiluo, and then said seriously.
"You...... Are you dissatisfied with your boss? β
"Nope." Xi Luo said righteously, "This is a fact! This is really a fact, our boss let us see it with his own eyes! β
"Huh?!" Hongshan didn't believe it, he asked sharply, "As soon as God came on the field, he lay there, teasing his skirt and making a fuss?" β
"Hmm!" Xiluo nodded, and said stupidly, "Because she was injured by the Demon King, and her clothes were also damaged, I have to lift my skirt to restore the authenticity." β
Well, let's not pursue the skirt too much. But......
Hirosugi is to say two words for God no matter what.
"Then you can tell me how she was injured, usually that's the point!!"
"Oh......"
Then Shira explained in detail how God was hurt.
"She was punched by the Demon King, hahaha.
Cool, how cool you think! She also has the ability to pretend to be forced with us, and when she met the demon king, she was beaten to the ground immediately, hahaha!! β
Huh...... Huh...... Uhhhhhhhh......h
"Well, I decided...... I'm going to report you to God, you T|M slanders the faith of our humanity. β