Covered with the customs clearance papers, the group went on the road again, but Wu Ill still had something to worry about: "I said Old Tang, do you say that the Bodhisattva is not an idle egg pain, it's okay to be idle, let your pet out, let people kill and resurrect you, and finally return it to others, is it an idle egg pain?" Tang Seng lay on the back of the white dragon horse, bored playing with a willow branch and said: "Journey to the West is originally an idle egg pain, you look at it, even if we can't beat others, in the end the Lord will definitely come out, this is selling favors." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Well, it must be an idle egg!" A group of people were walking and suddenly heard someone calling for help, and the sound was so far and near that it was impossible to tell which direction it was coming from. Wu Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Old Tang, you are a guest again." Tang Seng was annoyed and said: "Let's go around directly, I hate bear children!" "If that's right, this time it's supposed to be the bear child of the legendary bear children, the red child!

This little guy was born to control the three flavors of true fire, and according to the grapevine, he is actually the illegitimate son of Taishang Laojun! The nominal father of the family is still the Great Sage Bull Demon King of Pingtian, and he belongs to the role of immortals and monsters who have to give face. This kid is so annoying, that is, no one dares to touch him, oh the most important thing is that you may not be able to beat others, at least the monkey was almost smoked to death by him.

Obviously, he wanted to bypass the red boy who called for help, but he turned around and came to him. The red boy is a seventeen or eight-year-old child, with two little chirps, and he is not ashamed to wear only a red belly pocket. As soon as he saw Tang Seng, he hurriedly called for help: "Master, help, I was..." Tang Seng said impatiently: "Okay, needless to say, I know, just save you, I know that you can't ride a horse or a pig, and you don't dare to ride a beard, it's always okay to ride a monkey, right?" ”

"Uh... Thank you! "The red boy was robbed by Tang Seng all the time, and he was dizzy, and he was still thinking about how to deceive people just now, but now it's good, and they are sent directly to the door. The monkey didn't know what medicine Tang Seng bought in the gourd, so he didn't ask much, and continued to move forward with the red boy on his back. And Wu Sick is now in a state of confusion, because the red boy is very much like one of his relatives, the bear child of his uncle's family, Yangyang!

"Old Tang, do you think the red boy looks like my cousin?" Tang Seng covered his head and said: "It's okay for the monkey to climb relatives with others, why did he become your cousin again?" Saying that, he took a look at it, and was happy: "Hey, the back of this head is like a stunner, and that anti-bone alone is exactly the same!" I went forward again and looked carefully around the red boys, and the red boys were very nervous, thinking that they were exposed.

"I'll go, it won't really be Yangyang, there's a small mole in my eyebrows!" "Impossible, Yang Yang went to a school in order to take the exam with Bai Su, and now he is hanging over the beam and stabbing the strand, he can't cross here, right?" Tang Seng gloated: "That's so funny, last time my apprentice even teased me, and actually put mustard in my biscuits, I have to be angry today!" ”

"Pull it down! Yangyang, it's okay for you to hit twice, this is a red boy, I'm in a hurry to burn you bastard, the monkey can't bear it, can you? Tang Seng scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "It is estimated that it is enough, I remember that the monkey also took him, and in the end, it was Sister Guanyin who came to take him." "That's it, this time you be careful, this lord is really not afraid of heaven and earth, don't look back, you squat in the coffin to learn the scriptures!"

Hearing this, Tang Seng hurriedly looked at the monkey, who knew that the monkey was no longer there, and asked, "Bajie, where is your senior brother?" "Oh, just now the child wanted to pee, and the senior brother said let us go first, and he took the urine for the child." Tang Seng slapped his face and said regretfully: "Damn! Woe is coming! As soon as the words fell, a black whirlwind came from far and near, and Tang Seng was just about to call for help, but he was blown a mouthful of sand, and the words were all blocked in his throat.

After the wind dispersed, the sand monk shouted: "It's made of lamp grass!" I think it must have been blown away by the strong wind, let's spread out and look for it! Bajie slapped his ass on the ground: "What are you looking for, it must have been captured by monsters again, I think we might as well divide the luggage and go back to our respective homes." "This time, without waiting for the sand monk to persuade him, the monkey brought a person.

"You are born of a pig, you actually want to disobey the Buddha's will, do you still want to be a pig?" This person was dressed in a wedding dress, barefoot, and dragged a jade bottle with willow branches in his left hand, which also looked extremely beautiful, and the monkey had a heavy sense of flattery around her. Don't ask, look at the signature dress, a proper Guanyin Bodhisattva!

It is estimated that seeing that there was no one left and right, Guanyin Bodhisattva slapped Zhu Bajie's big ear, and then rode on the white dragon horse, and the jade finger tapped: "Let's go, I'll go with you to save that Tang Sanzang!" Zhu Bajie was busy leading the horse, and Sha Seng also diligently carried the burden to follow. And the Snow Girl has been staring at the side face of Guanyin Bodhisattva, her eyes are full of confusion, as if she is doubting life.

Wu Yi is also full of curiosity about Guanyin Bodhisattva, because when he was a child in Journey to the West, Guanyin Bodhisattva was basically at the same level as the Buddha, and the monkeys saw the Bodhisattva and bowed down, an out-and-out important role. Guanyin suddenly turned his head and said, "Where the hell are you from?" Wu Yi was taken aback and blurted out: "I live at No. 354 in the eastern suburbs, and there is no problem with the waste collection station!" ”

Guanyin looked at Wu Yi suspiciously: "It seems that you are really not from us here, can you lend me that treasure of yours to take a look?" "Oh, of course, you see." The appearance of beer bottles is estimated to be only a waste product now, but in ancient times, glass was a rare thing, especially such a large glass bottle, even if it is not a magic weapon, it is also a priceless thing.

Guanyin nodded again and again: "Good baby, good looks!" Stretched out his hand to touch it, but Wu Yi dodged it, "You are too stingy, and I don't plan to rob it, what are you afraid of, why don't I press the jade bottle on you and take a good look?" The monkey explained: "Hehe, Bodhisattva, he is not afraid that you will rob the baby, but his treasure recognizes people, except for him, whoever touches it is unlucky." ”

"Really? I'd like to try, come on! Wu Yi had no choice but to hold Eighty-Eight like Guanyin, and admonished Guanyin: "Then you light, I'm for your good, really!" Seeing Guanyin's indifferent appearance, Wu Yi knew that something bad was going to happen, and sure enough, her old man grabbed eighty-eight, and it is estimated that she used some spells, anyway, she let her head up, if it wasn't for the monkey to help her, it is estimated that it will be ugly,

Guanyin palpitated and said: "My God, this baby is so powerful, what a big temper!" Wu Yi touched his nose and said: "Don't take this virtue to your heart, it is estimated that even if the Buddha came greatly, this is the result." Guanyin said excitedly: "Boy, how about I exchange my bottle with you?" If it really doesn't work, I'll give you the South China Sea as well. ”

"Dangchang!" The monkey's golden hoop stick fell, "Dangchang!" "Zhu Bajie's nail rake is lost," poof! The sand monk lost his burden, "Duang! Eighty-eight fell to the ground, and the mouths of the people opened wide. Guanyin scratched his head and said, "Why don't I throw it too?" The monkey instantly picked up the golden hoop stick, and his fiery eyes shone brightly. Bared his teeth and grinned: "What kind of demon are you, you should pretend to be a bodhisattva!" ”

"Wukong, don't make trouble!" The monkey raised the stick and hit, who knew that Guanyin was muttering something in his mouth, the monkey threw away the golden hoop stick, held his head on the ground and arched like a maggot, and said loudly: "Bodhisattva Mo Nian, I believe it!" "You still want to beat me, forget the shackle I gave you, huh!"

Turned his head and said to Wu Yi: "Hey, okay, can you give a word, if you think the price is not enough, we can discuss it again, if you really can't let the Buddha give you a Buddha, it's okay." Bajie said gloomily: "I'd better go back to Gao Laozhuang, it's quite boring to learn from the scriptures." Wu Yi said embarrassedly: "What, this thing can't be changed, even if you change it, you won't be able to use it, forget it, you see that the Huoyun Cave has arrived." ”

The monkey was surprised: "When did you become literate?" "I don't think Red Boy has any neighbors, and I can't think of any other place names other than Huoyun Cave." The Snow Girl suddenly jumped up like a convulsion, hugged Guanyin and didn't let go, no matter how Wu Yi dragged her, she still shouted: "Beautiful man! I found you! Guanyin was very embarrassed by her, and said loudly: "Little girl, you recognize the wrong person, I am a woman, you see that my sister has breasts!" ”

"You're a beautiful man, you're fake!" The Snow Girl said that she actually put her hand into Guanyin's arms, and then took out a steamed bun. The monkey muttered, "Bajie, I want to die!" "Senior brother, give me a stick, the kind that can lose memory." The monkey raised the stick and gave it to himself, Bajie saw it, put the nail rake away, stepped on the nail rake teeth, the nail rake cocked, and lay down.

Sha Seng looked at it, he couldn't do it, and the weapon was not taken advantage of by the second senior brother, so he could only touch the face of the white dragon horse and discuss: "Xiaobai, will you give me a hoof?" "So the sand monk also lay down, pushing away the head of the white dragon horse, Wu Ying said angrily: 'Snow girl, you come down for me!' The Snow Girl is now squatting on Guanyin's neck like a monkey, Guanyin can't get it down anymore, and everyone is going crazy.

It is estimated that the little monster guarding the door probably heard a movement outside and told the red boy, the monkey child came out wearing a skirt and carrying a gun, and he was stunned when he saw the brother lying on the ground, and saw the Guanyin Bodhisattva who was like catching lice on his head. Finally, he looked at the only normal Wu Yi and said cautiously: "What is the situation?" ”

For the sake of being so similar to his cousin, Wu Yi kindly reminded: "I advise you to send Tang Seng out quickly, the Bodhisattva is very irritable, I don't guarantee that she will kill you." The bear child was indeed a bear child, and laughed: "Hahahaha! Just find someone to pretend to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, do you think I'm a three-year-old child? "Wu said quietly: 'I thought you were seven years old.'

Guanyin, who was entangled with the Snow Maiden, finally got rid of the Snow Maiden, her face was gloomy and terrible, the green smoke rose, and she turned into a white-faced scholar, and said: "I am indeed not Guanyin, I am a Cihang Dao person, and the demon sees the tricks!" The jade bottle flew up, and the red boy screamed and was taken away. Cihang glanced at Wu Ai, waved his sleeves and rose into the air.