It is said that the monkey went up to the sky and went around for a while, and it didn't take long to come back, and the plush monkey paw still held a pill the size of a dragon's eye, and most importantly, this thing smelled! Let Wu Yi always think of Jigong's stretched legs and staring pills. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The King of Chickens (the King of the Black Chicken Country, referred to as the King of Chickens) took the Soul Rejuvenation Pill and stuffed it into his mouth, Wu Yi held his hand and asked, "Are you really going to eat it, aren't you afraid that this is poison?" The chicken king looked at his illusory body and said, "But the widow is dead, and the worst result is to die again, which is much better than soaking in water all day." "Well, people are worthy of being the masters of kings, at least they should distinguish between priorities and priorities.

Don't say it, the Soul Restoration Pill is really good, go down and lie down on the corpse, and the person will live when you get up, just like a corpse! After the King of Chickens got up, he bowed to Tang Seng and said, "Thank you to the holy monk for saving my life!" Tang Seng said impatiently: "No thanks, then we are going to beat up that fake now, do you have no opinion?" "No, no, it's best to kill him, and the widow will have a generous gift!"

Wu Yi grabbed the swaggering Tang Seng and said worriedly: "I said that people are also the masters of a country, let's just beat others, will it cause any international problems?" The chicken king immediately said: "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way!" That's a fake, the widow is the real king! Wu Yi said disdainfully: "You can pull it!" There are many people who look the same in the world, if you are good as an emperor, and suddenly someone who looks the same as you says that you are fake, do you believe it? ”

The King of Chickens stopped talking, hesitated for a while and said, "I still have a prince, why don't you find him and discuss with the minister before we do it?" "Isn't this back to the original plot! Tang Seng waved his hand and said: "It's not in the way, even if we really go to slaughter the king of Wuji Country, it's okay, first, they are too far away from Datang, and the whip is beyond their reach, and second, Datang is not afraid of them at all, and they don't dare." ”

The hot face of the chicken king is estimated to be able to barbecue, but this is still the truth, the Tang Dynasty is undoubtedly the strongest empire in this era, all small countries see that his face is alive, and he does not feel uncomfortable with himself, the king is dead and let the prince go up, anyway, there are more princes or something.

In the end, Wu Yi clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Then let's go directly, salute first and then soldier, and if it doesn't work, we'll fight and then talk about it. ”

Seeing that the emperor must dress formally, even if he knows that it is a fake emperor. Tang Seng changed into a brocade robe, don't want to be sassy, and the monkeys also changed into clean clothes, only Wu was in a hurry, and he didn't even have a change of clothes. Fortunately, I was wearing a leather coat, and I wiped it clean with a rag. The Tang Dynasty is a powerful empire, and Tang Seng is the emperor's younger brother, so the etiquette is very grand.

As soon as he saw the fake king, the monkey's fiery eyes never stopped, and while Tang Seng was grinding his teeth with others, Wu Yi quietly asked, "Do you see anything?" The monkey said depressedly: "What treasure should this monster bring, I can't see through him!" Wu Yi smiled evilly: "Then what if he becomes your master or junior brother, what will you do?" ”

The monkey scratched his head and said, "If the Bajie and they are okay, I will be fine with three or five sticks, but the master will not be able to do it, and if I hit the wrong stick, I will die!" "You won't let your master recite the Tightening Mantra, anyway, that monster won't, I'm sure you can see it." The monkey covered his head and said in fear: "Don't, this golden hoop is too terrible, and my grandson is also afraid of him, so it's better not to use it until the last resort." ”

Before you know it, you have reached the wonderful point, and the chicken king has appeared. Everyone was surprised, but it was just surprise, after all, it wasn't a big deal to look like you, even if you looked like the emperor. If the emperor is happy, he will reward you with a little trick, but if he is not happy to cut you with a knife, there will be no place to cry when the time comes.

The monster is estimated to have been enough as an emperor, and when he saw that the chicken king actually appeared on the spot, he looked like a skinny lion. The monster in this world is synonymous with cannibalism, good guys in an instant, whether it is a civil servant or a general, they all ran away, and those who don't want to die also know that they can pull in the real chicken king, this is a good time to escort and win over the relationship.

The monkey was afraid of the situation that Wu Zhi said, so he rounded the golden hoop stick and put it on, this lion spirit stretched out his hand, jumped out of the place, and the monkey hit the throne with this stick, and the real dragon throne was suddenly smashed to pieces, and it was not pure gold inside, at least I saw a lot of silver, and the gold was a thick layer of fingers on the outside, and it seems that our black chicken country is not rich.

The monkey splashed the water of the golden hoop stick dance, and the lion spirit was forced to fight and retreat, and parried three times, and was finally stabbed by the monkey with a stick, and flew to the sky when he got up, and the monkey shouted unforgivingly: "Where is the monster!" "Stepping on the somersault cloud, he chased it out at once.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were protecting Tang Seng left and right, casually sweeping the food on the table, Wu Yi stepped forward and said: "I said you prepare, it is estimated that the guy will come back soon to pretend to be you." Tang Seng said with a big grin: "Isn't there still you, if he can name the two girls, I will kowtow to him!" "Then you eat first, I'll pee."

"I said why hasn't that monster come back yet, could it be Brother Monkey... I rub, which one are you? "One arch and two Wu diseases, no matter the sound and smile are exactly the same, even the form is the same. The chicken leg in Tang Seng's hand fell, and he never thought that this guy would actually become Wu Sick. "Your uncle! You dare to pretend to be Lao Tzu, I have to beat you up today! ”

The two Wu Ills shouted in unison and rushed towards each other, but they all looked exactly the same, but one of them was still beaten by the other, and they basically had no power to fight back. Tang Seng applauded: "Old Wu is doing it beautifully, and he is ruthless!" Wu Yi at the bottom scolded: "Old Tang, your uncle, hurry up and help Lao Tzu beat him, are you blind!" ”

Wu Yi above hurriedly said: "Don't believe him, Don't believe him, I'm real!" Tang Seng looked at the Wu Ills who were in a mess, and he only felt that his head was full of Wu Ills, and he was already dizzy. Covering his head and sighing, "I can't tell the difference, Snow Girl, you try." The Snow Girl shook her head and said, "Forget it, both of them look the same ugly, I've seen too much disgusting, I'll still look at you." ”

"Get out! Lao Tzu is so handsome, you actually say that I am ugly, blind your dog eyes! The two of them said in unison, then looked at each other, snorted and continued to fight. Get out of the way! Whoever can take the baton from my grandson is real! The monkey knocked down with a stick and directly smashed a big hole in the ground, and the two Wu Ills jumped up and waved their hands in unison and said, "We don't need your help, we will do it ourselves!" ”

Tang Seng came to a Wu ill and said, "What did we eat when we went out to eat for the first time!" "Fried cakes!" Tang Seng lowered his head and came to the second Wu Yi and said, "Where did we go abroad for the first time?" "Japan! You forgot that the two of us still want to find the chick? Tang Seng hurriedly covered Wu Yi's mouth and said angrily: "Ask what to say, believe it or not, I will kill people and kill my mouth!" ”

In the end, Tang Seng asked countless questions, all about Huang Mei Xia Yu, or Wu Xingyun and others, the two Wu diseases all answered each other fluently, Tang Seng threw away his hat angrily, and his bare head was sweating: "How can this be!" How could that youkai know so much about us, did he go with me? ”

The two Wu ills said in unison: "Old Tang believes me, I am the real one!" Tang Seng covered his face and fell to the ground: "You two killed me, anyway, I can't help it!" At this angle, he just saw the eighty-eight in Wu's pocket, and Tang Seng yelled excitedly: "Old Wu! With eighty-eight! I don't believe he can even make eighty-eight! ”

The two Wu ills gave themselves a mouth together, took out eighty-eight and threw each other. I saw that one of them caught it, but the other one was like catching hot coal, and instantly leaked out the prototype and wanted to escape. How can there be such a cheap thing in the world, and you want to run away when you take advantage of it? Wu Yi yelled: "I order you to come back for me!" ”

The lion who was running away stiffened, and actually turned a corner, ran to Wu Yi's side, holding his head and trembling. Wu Yi carried eighty-eight and said fiercely: "You dare to beat Lao Tzu!" You're cool! Eighty-eight was raised high, and when the bottle went down, the lion spirit had already begun to vomit blood. Wu Yi was beaten miserably by this bastard just now, especially when his face was swollen like Zhu Bajie, which was too annoying.

Just as he was about to eat lion meat tonight, he heard a voice from the sky: "Donor, please be merciful to your subordinates and spare my unassuming mount." "A bodhisattva with a pimple on his head, he doesn't look like a man or a woman, but if you listen to the voice, it should be a man. The lion spirit saw his master in a daze, but he didn't dare to step forward because of Wu Illness, and only hoped that the master would come to save him.

Wu Yi turned his head to Tang Seng: "What kind of Bodhisattva is this?" "How do I know, there are more Arhats and Bodhisattvas in the Western Heavens, and they all look similar, how can I know them all!" Wu Yi was also angry, especially the pain on his face was accompanied by swelling, and he said angrily: "Your mount killed someone's king, occupied the throne, and slept with someone's wife, what do you say about this!" ”

"Hehe, the king of the black chicken country has had three years of floods, this is a catastrophe that he should have, and my lion is castrated, don't talk about those things, he has blessed the black chicken country for three years, but he has made great contributions." Wu Yi glanced at the lion spirit sympathetically, but he didn't expect this guy to be castrated, this is too sad.

"Last question, how does this guy know so many things, and why does he imagine everything I do?" The Bodhisattva waved his hand to take away the lion essence, and said with a smile: "That's just a Buddha treasure, you can find out what people's hearts think, it's not a big deal, Sanzang monk, I will wait for you four masters and apprentices in the West Heaven!" After saying that, the cloud head has disappeared.