Chapter 643: The Qiankun camp is divided
Looking at the old man again, he didn't show any dissatisfaction with the "strong suppression" of the two women, but just squeezed his eyes at him: "Boy! I'm also being looked down upon by the two of them, you have to stand with me unswervingly for a while, let's work together, we can't let them look down too much! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" He hurriedly answered, and at this time, Xiaomei and Qing'er's laughter was even louder than just now, and they almost rushed the roof away. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Qing'er was stunned when she saw him, and couldn't help but tease him in a low voice: "Are you holding your father's thighs so sure?" Aren't you afraid, if you drink too much with your dad for a while, I won't let you into the house? ”
"Oh?" He scratched his head, and his bad thoughts paused: "What do you mean?" According to you, if I don't drink too much, you're going to let me in? Can I live with you in a grand way? ”
"Yikes! What do you think? She sneered: "I haven't drunk much yet, why do you feel like you're starting to talk nonsense?" ”
"Won't it?" He smiled badly and said, "How do I feel that what I said is the truth!" Don't you mean that? Didn't you say that you wouldn't let me in if you drank too much? If you don't drink too much, you can enter the house! ”
She couldn't help but laugh: "You stupid! You can enter the house without drinking much, but it doesn't mean you can stay! Didn't you say it before? You can stay a little later, but you can't! ”
"Oh?" In fact, he knew it for a long time, but he deliberately pretended to be stupid: "So that's the case? I thought you had forgotten! I remember saying at the time, thanks to your arrangement, I live next to you, so I must leave the window open, so that I don't miss you too much and keep scratching the wall, right? ”
"You remember!" She said angrily: "Then you should be clear-headed, you have to be self-aware, don't follow your father to rush up in a daze, you can't pull back." If you really become like that, I don't care about you. Anyway, it's hot, you can't freeze, and if you're drunk, you'll be able to lie in the yard! ”
"No, it won't!" He said: "Sleep on the ground, I'm not afraid." However, on such a hot day, there are so many mosquitoes in the yard, they have been hungry all night, and it is easy to see such a small fresh meat as me, so it is strange that it doesn't suck my blood dry? ”
"Hey, hey!" She laughed: "So you are also afraid! I really thought you were a monkey, not afraid of the sky, not afraid of the earth! But you don't have to worry about this mosquito, haven't you noticed? Have you ever found a mosquito in our yard since you came into our yard? ”
He was stunned for a moment, and responded: "Don't say it!" Really! I don't seem to have seen mosquitoes since I came in, so it stands to reason that on such a hot day, and it is a courtyard house, there will definitely be mosquitoes. What's going on, tell me about it! ”
"Haha!" She smiled and said, "I want to know! Simple! I have to promise Miss Ben a condition! ”
He laughed: "What conditions?" Say it quickly! As long as you say it, even if I go up to the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, and strip myself to you! ”
"You don't need to go up the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire! I don't want it if it's stripped naked! She smiled and pointed to his eyes: "My condition is that you don't drink too much for a while!" Otherwise, Aunt Xiaomei and I have to take care of my father and you, and I really can't get it. Don't you know that after you men drink too much, they die and can't move at all! ”
"Oh! So that's it! He laughed, "That's good! I promise you, stay in control and don't drink too much. And try to make my dad drink less, if he really drinks too much, I will take care of him! ”
She couldn't stop laughing: "Uh-huh! This is like a door-to-door son-in-law! Ha ha! Let me tell you, the reason why there is not a single mosquito at home is because an old comrade-in-arms of my father specially moved a mosquito repellent tree from Southeast Asia and planted it in the yard! ”
"No wonder!" He thought thoughtfully: "Since this is the case, then if I really have too much, you can throw me in the yard." By the way, why are you so unconfident in your dad's drinking? And how do you know he's going to drink too much before he even starts drinking? ”
She blinked: "Didn't you say that you know your father Mo Ruonu?" Look at him like that, this is just the beginning, and he is already shouting and rushing upwards, it's no wonder that there are not many! ”
At this time, I don't know if the two of them were talking a little loudly, or if the old man's ears were too sharp and he happened to hear them. After eating a few bites of food, the old man began to point out: "Look, you two little dolls, chew your tongue at every turn." Girl, are you saying bad things about your dad in front of Thangka again! ”
"Where!" Qing'er initiated: "Dad! Look at what you say, I'm complimenting you here with Thangka! Say that you are other wines, but this daughter is a strong point, if you play well for a while, maybe you can really come in second place! ”
"Hahaha!" The old man laughed: "It's still a girl who understands me!" What's the matter, girl, are you going to change your mind and choose me to sit in the second position? In this way, is it only your Aunt Xiaomei who is left against it, three to one, so shouldn't she also drink?
Aunt Xiaomei was really calm, and in such a situation, she still only smiled slightly and was silent.
Qing'er also smiled: "Haha! Dad, I don't think I'd change my mind! As for me, although my confidence in your daughter's red has increased a little, it has not risen to the point of forgetfulness. Therefore, encouragement is encouragement, and when it comes to really voting, I still choose to stand with Aunt Xiaomei! Isn't it, Aunt Xiaomei?
"That's it!" Aunt Xiaomei stopped her chopsticks, responded to her with a smile, made the old man angry, and said loudly: "Okay, good!" You're the same mother, aren't you? Then I'm really a thangka! I really don't believe it, I've been practicing a lot lately, and the amount of alcohol must have risen, so I'm afraid that you won't be able to? ”
Qing'er's mouth was still unrelenting: "That's not necessarily!" The wine you went out to drink during this time was all the wine on the scene. And you talk about it on weekdays, and the people who drink with you are all your subordinates. How dare they let you drink too much, that is, they boast that you have an unrivaled amount of alcohol, and no one can beat it, do you really believe it? ”
"Alright!" Aunt Xiaomei grabbed the corner of her clothes at the right time: "Don't provoke him!" It's not that you don't know him, and the more you provoke him, the more energetic he gets! It's up to him, see how much he can drink, anyway, it's a one-to-one drink today, no one is more than anyone, no one is less than another, just drink it so hard. is really defeated, and it is his own face that he loses. At least, if the big talk is blown out today, and the result is lost again, then it will no longer be able to do it, right? ”
Thangka was listening to it from the sidelines!
Get! This Aunt Xiaomei is really a powerful and extraordinary master, she grabbed Qing'er just now, it seemed that she was persuading, but the words she said were tough, and she was more ruthless than Qing'er's blind agitation. Even if the old man is a hero, when he encounters these two beautiful women, he can only be caught obediently.
Sure enough, the old man sighed: "Okay! I can't help it! Then the two of you will completely disagree with Thangka's proposal for this second place ranking. Well, this bowl, you can not drink it. So who is it, can you name it? ”
Thangka's heart suddenly lifted, and the second place in everyone's minds was about to be revealed, which was still very exciting.
Seeing that Aunt Xiaomei smiled slightly, she was about to speak, but she might as well be stopped by Qing'er next to her: "This is not good!" Dad, you're violating the rules! Since Aunt Mei and I disagree, there is uncertainty and it should be up to the proposer to guess! Of course, if he guesses who we have in mind, we both do the bowl, and if we still don't guess, then we still don't drink, and the proposer will be punished for continuing to drink until he guesses correctly! ”
"Good boy!" The old man was stunned: "Girl! Did I hear me right? This is your love Lang Thangka as the proposer! You're still so cruel to him, and you have to be even more ruthless to me as a bad old man for a while? ”
"Humph!" Qing'er deliberately made a straight face: "I have to treat him like this!" Who made him not listen to me, and chose to stand with you! ”
"Gotta get it!" The old man looked at Thangka quite bitterly: "Xiao Tang, just now you agreed with my second-ranked matter, and it seems that the price is really big enough to accompany me to drink this bowl of wine." There's no way, now that the camp has been divided, we can only fight to the death with the powerful women's army! ”
He couldn't smile bitterly, so he could only subconsciously nod his head in agreement.
Powerful Women's Army!
It seems that the old man also knows the power of these two heroines, and creating such a confrontational situation can only be more than lucky.
Qing'er knocked on her chopsticks at this time: "Okay!" That proposer, you guess! ”
He pretended to be innocent and pointed to his nose: "What about me?" ”
"Yes!" Qing'er raised her voice: "That's you!" Now Aunt Xiaomei and I don't agree with your candidate for second place, but who we choose, you have to guess, if you guess right, Aunt Xiaomei and I will kill a bowl. If you don't guess right, you'll be fined a bowl until you guess right! ”
"Oh!" He replied: "Since the rules are like this, then I will follow them!" Guess who's better? I'm not sure! ”
"Haha!" Qing'er couldn't stop laughing: "I knew you couldn't guess!" Deserve! See how dare you stand with your father? Directly punish you for over-counting! ”
He knew in his heart that she was actually helping herself, and she seemed ruthless and even a little difficult, but in fact, she let herself drink less, and let the old man drink less.
So, he paused deliberately for a while and said with a smile: "Then I can guess, since you don't choose Dad to sit in the second seat, then only me and Qing'er are left." I know how much Qing'er drinks, only above me, never below me. Since that's the case, there's nothing to guess, so if you don't choose your dad this time, it must be Qing'er! ”
"Huh?" The second daughter was very surprised, her eyes widened suddenly, and it took a long time to come back to her senses and start whispering.
"Aunt Xiaomei, how did he guess it?"
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