"Oh! Yes, yes, yes! Everyone has drunk it, and I have to accompany a bowl! He woke up like a dream, and hurriedly took the bowl and drank, because he was in a hurry, so he drank a little hastily, and some wine came out, and the three of them laughed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He laughed self-deprecatingly: "Don't laugh at me! It's the first time I've done this kind of activity, and I'm not used to it. Come on, come on, I'll fill it up for you now! Next, isn't it time to vote on the second seats? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Qing'er spoke again: "Look, our Tang Zhuangyuan's brain is still quite fast, although I don't know what the result of this round of platoon is, but the understanding of the rules is still very fast, everyone says yes?" ”

The old man and Aunt Xiaomei couldn't help laughing, and he could only laugh slightly embarrassedly, nodding his head with a wooden voice.

"Haha!" Qing'er laughed: "Then let's start voting for the second seat!" Tang Zhuangyuan just said who is the second seat, is it Dad? ”

"Hmm!" The old man took over the conversation: "It's really me!" Now, let's vote on whether I can be qualified for this second seat, shall we? ”

"Vote!" Qing'er raised her hands in the air and shouted.

Seeing that Thangka had already filled up all the wine, she smiled and proposed: "Next, if you agree that Daddy's alcohol is secondary, please drink!" ”

The scene fell into silence, and no one moved. Only the old man seemed to be a little hesitant, wanting to serve it but not properly, and finally picked up the wine bowl.

Qing'er smiled and excited: "Dad! You're not, aren't you? Do you really want to sit in this second seat? You're not afraid, if you really vomit, you may not be able to sit on the ......."

The old man was obviously a little unconvinced, so he showed some domineering power, and said in a loud voice: "Your father and my alcohol consumption is not so bad, right?" What's more, don't forget, what I drank today is rice wine, and my daughter is red, which is my strength. You just think that when you talk about the amount of alcohol, you can throw this point out of the clouds, this is called dark under the lamp! ”

Thangka heard something at this time, and couldn't help but be secretly surprised.

It seems that there are some problems with his judgment, the old man is a little "chasing ducks on the shelves", and he is reluctant to make it difficult, and he has been drinking his daughter red this time. In other words, if you drink ordinary liquor today, then according to the normal ranking, the old man will not be able to sit in this second position anyway!

Oh, my God! The old man's alcohol can't be ranked, so who else can there be?

There are four people in total, and Aunt Xiaomei has already arranged the first seat, so only herself and Qing'er are left.

Could it be yourself?

Unlikely!

If you want to talk about the amount of alcohol she drinks, Qing'er is clear. The first time I came to the door, including when I returned to Xijing later, I drank with Qing'er. But this is the first time for Aunt Xiaomei to sit at the same table and drink, and she definitely doesn't know how much she drinks.

Could it be that Qing'er, this girl, is fast-talking, and told Aunt Xiaomei about her alcohol consumption in advance?

There is such a possibility, but it is not like Qing'er's approach. This girl has always been cold, this kind of thing that chews people's ears, she definitely doesn't bother to do it!

If that's the case, there's only one possibility!

is qualified to sit in the first place, since he is not an old man, he must not be himself, he should be Qing'er!

Oh, my God! What kind of family is this?

Learn the Xichuan Eight Formations, and the mandarin duck holds the talisman in his sleeve.

The women of the ancient times were willing to accept it, why should the military be their husbands!

The robes of Shu brocade are hand-cut, and the peach blossoms are immediately long.

How many strange men are there in the world, who is willing to travel thousands of miles on the battlefield?

Sleeping in the open swear and swearing, vomiting will be hard work instead of rouge.

The north came to sing the song of King Qin, not when Zhaojun came out of the plug.

With the broom sweeping the hu, a group of cheers shouted.

Try to look at his Nianlin Pavilion, Danqing first painted a picture of a beauty.

Back then, in the late Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, Nurhachi sued the sky with the "Seven Great Hatreds" and raised troops against the Ming Dynasty. When Huang Taiji succeeded to the throne, bypassed the strong city, and arrived at the city of Beijing, the Ming Dynasty and the opposition were shaken, and a panic, Emperor Chongzhen hurriedly issued an edict to invite all military horses to enter Beijing "King Qin".

At this kind of moment, there are not many military horses that immediately enter King Qin, but there is Qin Liangyu's women's army. Qin Liangyu was not only highly praised by the imperial court, but also welcomed by the people of Beijing. Entering the Jinluan Palace, Emperor Chongzhen personally wrote the above four poems and rewarded them greatly, so that Qin Liangyu's prestige reached its peak.

Until now, because Qin Liangyu led his troops into Beijing, he did not commit any crimes in the autumn, and Beijing still preserves the place name "Sichuan Battalion". Today, in the middle of Luomashi Street outside Xuanwu Gate, there is also a "cotton alley", which is named after Qin Liangyu.

Because Qin Liangyu is a female general, the five hundred personal soldiers with him are all female soldiers. These female soldiers fought in the same uniform as the male soldiers during the day, and at night they had to spin cotton and weave cloth for military clothing. Therefore, the place where they live is called "Cotton Hutong" by Beijingers, and it has been called until now. The Sichuan Hall built by Sichuan people in Beijing is located in the "Sichuan Camp", which is dedicated to the god of Qin Liangyu, and the door of the hall is horizontally plaqued

It is the "Great Qin Shaobao Garrison Site of the Shu Women's World".

He looked at Qing'er, who was talking and laughing freely, as if he had seen Qin Liangyu's demeanor hundreds of years ago, sassy and heroic, and radiant, he couldn't help but be stunned and shook his head.

"How?" Qing'er quickly noticed his move, and asked him with a smile: "Do you also think that choosing the old man to sit in the second position is the wrong choice, so you keep shaking your head?" ”

He sighed slightly and smiled quietly: "How come? Didn't the old man think he could be qualified for this second position? Then I choose to believe the old man! ”

After speaking, he turned his gaze to the old man: "Dad, since you agree with my arrangement, do you have to drink a bowl, this arrangement is set by me, we have the same opinion, I will accompany you to make a bowl together, right?" ”

"Good, good!" The old man was very happy, raised the wine bowl high-end, and winked at the "mother": "Look! Or is Thangka sensible, knowing that although I don't drink much, drinking my daughter's red is a real strength, and you all ignore this and suffer a loss, right? Come on, come on, Thangka, let's do one first! ”

The two of them touched the wine bowls, making a crisp sound, and they raised their necks together and drank it all.

"Alright!" Seeing that the two of them had drunk everything, Qing'er threw out a sentence with a smile: "Dad, you asked for it!" This position made clear during the first ranking cannot be changed. When the time comes, the seats will be arranged after the real competition, and if there is a disagreement, you will have to be heavily fined! ”

The old man puffed up his chest and raised his voice: "Heavy punishment will be heavy punishment!" Anyway, Thangka is back today, I'm happy, isn't it just a punishment for drinking? I'll admit to the punishment! ”

"Good, good!" Aunt Xiaomei stopped in the center at this time, and said with a smile: "Qing'er, let your father do it once!" Anyway, if he drinks too much after a while, we will follow the punishment measures agreed before, not let him go back to the house to sleep, hang a big plastic bag around his neck, and let him sit in the yard and vomit! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! It is! Qing'er responded: "After vomiting, I have to let him clean up by himself." Anyway, you can't get your clothes dirty, you can't dirty your yard before you can go back to the house, right? ”

"Hahaha!" The two heroines looked at each other and burst into laughter.

He was completely stunned, and he couldn't have imagined that such a thunderous overlord-like old man would have such a low status at home, compared to the situation in which he had just finished teaching himself in the study, it was like two people.

Could it be that this person in an important position, who can almost be described as "invincible", is as afraid of his wife as Ip Man who said, "There is no man who is afraid of his wife in this world, only a man who has a newborn wife"?

To say that Ip Man is afraid of his wife may be the artistic processing of the movie, but there are really not a few people who are afraid of his wife in history, and all of them are big officials like the old man.

Among them, the most famous is Fang Xuanling, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty Taizong Li Shimin, whose reputation for being afraid of his wife and his political achievements have become a topic of conversation through the ages.

One day after the morning court, Fang Xuanling lingered in the court and did not go home, Tang Taizong was very strange and asked him why. Fang Xuanling said that he asked the emperor to decree that his wife should not be angry, so that he dared to go home. Taizong was taken aback, but he didn't expect Fang Xuanling to be afraid of his wife to such an extent.

So, in order to breathe a sigh of relief for the prime minister, Taizong gave him Meiji. Of course, Fang Xuanling didn't dare to ask for it, and Taizong asked the queen to go out to persuade Mrs. Fang, and touched the ashes of her nose again. Taizong was furious, so he gave Mrs. Fang wine: "If you want to live, don't be jealous." If you want to be jealous, drink this poison bar! ”

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Fang didn't say a word, took the poisonous wine, and drank it in one gulp. Seeing this situation, Taizong was shocked and sighed: "I am still afraid of such women, let alone Xuanling. ”

In fact, Tang Taizong just asked Mrs. Fang to drink this "poisonous wine", which was not really poisonous wine, but just strong vinegar, just to scare her. Unexpectedly, it didn't scare her, but it scared herself and everyone, this is where the "jealous" allusion comes from.

Of course, if you want to say why Fang Xuanling is so afraid of his wife, it is not all because of Mrs. Fang's domineering, but because the two of them have a touching story:

When Fang Xuanling was not yet developing, he was so sick that he was dying, and said to his wife: "I can't do it anymore." You are still young and cannot be widowed from now on, you should remarry and serve the new person well. The wife was very sad when she heard Fang Xuanling's words for her sake, and entered the room crying, took out a sharp weapon and stabbed one of her eyes, showing her husband that she was determined not to remarry.

Later, Fang Xuanling recovered from his illness and was very grateful for his wife's affection, and treated her with courtesy all his life. Therefore, the famous Fang Xuanling is a legend inside and out, and it can also be called a peerless story.

The old man at the moment has a lot of Fang Xuanling's meaning, he is in a high official position, and he is also managed by the women in the family. Aunt Xiaomei, who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, is enough to drink a pot, plus a clever and lovely daughter, neither of them can afford to offend, and any one will die!

Then again, maybe the old man is happy to be managed by these two women? Just like Fang Xuanling, he is willing to be managed and happy. Or perhaps, this is the highest state of life!

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