Chapter 2 Girl, You Have a Bra on Your Head
"Jingle bell!"
Wei Wuji was about to get out of the classroom, but the bell rang for the end of class. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Luck is good.
The fat aunt was so angry that her fat face turned the color of pig liver, and she got out first.
"I said Xinlingjun, you will it for a while, but Sichun?"
Zhang Junbao came over and sat next to Wei Wuji, with infinite curiosity, Xinlingjun, who had always been sullen in the liberal arts class, finally had a spring in his heart.
That's big news.
In the liberal arts class of the third year of high school, Zhang Junbao must get the first place in every exam and be admitted to Golden Buddha University, not to mention, the friendship between him and Wei Wuji was constantly warned by the teachers of various subjects.
But no matter what the teacher said, he and Wei Wuji were still as good as wearing the same pair of pants.
"It turned out to be Zhang Zhenren!"
Wei Wuji was about to look at the red envelope he had just snatched, and when he saw Zhang Junbao coming, he hurriedly put away his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Is there a beautiful Taoist aunt to introduce to this son?" ”
Zhang Junbao took out his mobile phone with a smile and said, "There is no Daogu, only the school flower!" ”
As soon as Wei Wuji looked at his phone screen, he was stunned.
Zhang Junbao's only hobby is to fill the Internet with water, and when he breaks between classes, he will soak in the school forum.
This afternoon, a post on the Yuanshui forum went viral.
The headline is: Turtle tragically ravaged by school flowers.
Under the title, there is a picture, it is Wei Wuji holding wildflowers to confess Xia Yue.
The shooting angle is just right, Xia Yue is as beautiful as a fairy, and Wei Wuji is like a turtle.
The number of likes on the post has exceeded 1,000, and there are nearly 500 comments, all of which are turtles on human flesh pictures.
"This turtle is the head of the four princes of the Warring States Period, and Wei Wuji, the king of Xinling, is also, studying liberal arts ......"
Zhang Junbao typed skillfully, and wanted to comment under the post, Wei Wuji hurriedly snatched the phone, this time it was really a loss of the ancestor's face.
"Damn!"
Zhang Junbao saw that under the post, there was a comment of "Liberal Arts Class Wei Wuji", and he was actually taken the lead, and said angrily: "Look at it, sooner or later it will be discovered, why don't you fulfill my brother?" ”
Wei Wuji returned the phone to Zhang Junbao and looked out the window weakly, tired and unloved.
"Wei Wuji, you really have you, Lao Tzu admires you!"
"Yes, yes, I also like Xia Yue, but I don't dare to confess, and I admire you too."
The boys in the class suddenly gathered around, although Wei Wuji was "ravaged", daring to confess to Xia Yue was enough to win the respect of the boys in the class.
As for the girls in the class, while rolling their eyes and secretly scolding Wei Wuji for being a turtle, they were also envious of Xia Yue.
It wasn't until the class bell rang that all the boys retreated to their seats.
Zhang Junbao patted Wei Wuji's shoulder and said with a smile: "This seat is optimistic about you!" ”
"Cut!"
Wei Wuji was really powerless to refute this group of gloating guys, so he took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and checked the red envelopes he grabbed.
WeChat wallet, actually displayed as a "treasure chest".
Wei Wuji was stunned, stretched out his finger a little, and a hundred small squares appeared, only the first grid contained something, which was the prejudgment eye he had grabbed.
Click on the prediction eye, and a line of introduction appears:
The prejudging eye of the god of death can predict what is about to happen, and the time that can be predicted is different due to different levels, and the signature takes effect and the time limit is permanent.
There was an "extract" option below, Wei Wuji clicked lightly, the phone shook, and a card appeared in his hand.
"Damn, what's going on?"
Fortunately, he was mentally prepared, so he didn't scream, stabilized his mind, and took a closer look.
The card had a terrible eye drawn on it, and it looked so oozing that when you looked at it, there was a terrifying feeling that all the secrets had been seen through.
Under his eyes, there was a blank strip, Wei Wuji thought it was funny, and picked up the pen to sign his name.
The card trembled, turned into white light, and flashed into Wei Wuji's left eye, so shocked that Wei Wuji hurriedly closed his eyes, but he didn't feel any pain.
"What the hell!"
It took a while for Wei Wuji to open his eyes, reached out and touched his left eye, only to feel a wave of sleepiness coming, and he fell asleep on the table.
When I woke up, he was the only one left in the classroom.
Looking at the time, it was almost an hour after school.
"Zhang San is crazy, you don't pay attention to righteousness!"
Wei Wuji slammed his fist on the table, this Zhang Junbao, he didn't know how to wake him up after school, hurriedly packed up his textbooks, and ran out of the classroom at a speed of 100 meters.
"Ouch!"
As soon as he got out of the teaching building, he knocked down a girl, Wei Wuji was stunned in place, neither escaping nor helping.
Fortunately, the girl stood up by herself, crossed her hands on her hips, and scolded: ", you are blind, you are such a big living person, you can't see it?" ”
"I did it on purpose."
Seeing that this girl was not good, Wei Wuji did not hesitate to use a killer move, knelt on one knee, and said affectionately: "If I didn't hit you on purpose, I wouldn't have had physical contact with you, since we already have physical contact, can we be my girlfriend?" ”
"Neurotic!"
The girl was taken aback by Wei Wuji's actions, patted the soil on her body, and unconsciously glanced at it, finding that Wei Wuji's face was so familiar?
If you knew that you were so unlucky, you should have used a predictive eye.
Wei Wuji only thought of predicting, and his mind flashed out of what happened to the girl next, but unfortunately, he could only predict it for about ten minutes.
"Girl, you have a bra on your head, I don't think it's as good as ......"
The girl glared at Wei Wuji fiercely and spat out, "Stinky rascal!" ”
Wei Wuji knew that she had misunderstood, so he stared at her chest and explained, "This bad omen is not his bra, if the girl does not listen to the advice, I am afraid that she will be forced to drop out of school." ”
"Look, isn't that Wei Wuji?"
"It's really, I just was rejected by Xia Yue, so I went to pursue Niu Tingting again!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, I heard that this person is mentally ill, and it will be troublesome to be entangled by him!"
A few girls happened to pass by, whispering to each other, looking into Wei Wuji's eyes as if looking at a super pervert.
Wei Wuji shook his head when he heard this, and said with a straight face: "Niu Tingting, at this time, don't go to the principal's office and say goodbye!" ”
Niu Tingting snorted coldly, turned around and left, boys who like Xia Yue don't have a good thing.
"What did you just say?"
After walking a few steps, Niu Tingting suddenly turned around and shook her long hair, charming and moving.
Wei Wuji was stunned and said, "I said that you have a bad omen on your head......"
"Nasty!"
Niu Tingting frowned and scolded: "It's not this sentence, it's the next sentence." ”
Wei Wuji realized something, he just bumped Niu Tingting, he didn't even know Niu Tingting's name before, but he warned her not to go to the principal's office, he couldn't say that he predicted it, he would definitely be regarded as mentally ill if he said it.
"Don't you want to escape, if you don't make it clear, I'm not done with you!"
Niu Tingting rushed over with an arrow step, grabbed Wei Wuji's arm, and sneered: "How did you know that I was going to the principal's office, have you been following me?" ”