O God!

Wei Wuji only felt that he was more wronged than Dou E. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Niu Tingting didn't say a word, and pulled him to the security room.

Wei Wuji had an idea and said with a smile: "Niu Tingting, wait a while, the principal will get off work!" ”

"Hmph, then go see the headmaster!"

Niu Tingting just didn't let go, and turned to the administrative building, which was next to the teaching building, and she was there just around the corner.

Wei Wuji begged bitterly: "Niu Tingting, I followed you, I deliberately hit you, all because I like you!" ”

"Dead pervert!"

Niu Tingting didn't care about Wei Wuji's wailing, dragged him to the principal's room on the third floor, didn't knock on the door, and directly pushed the door and walked in.

By the time Wei Wuji reacted, they were already in the principal's room.

On the large sofa on one side, two bodies overlapped each other, and heavy gasps came and went.

Niu Tingting was stunned by the scene in front of her, her delicate body trembled slightly, and the hand that grabbed Wei Wuji's arm unconsciously let go.

Wei Wuji had already predicted this scene, and hurriedly reached out to cover Niu Tingting's eyes, and wanted to pull her away before the principal found out about their intrusion, but he didn't expect Niu Tingting to shake off his hand and take a big step forward.

"Dad!"

Niu Tingting's voice was hoarse, and this roar was more like crying, startling the two people on the sofa to jump up at the same time, but soon they hugged each other tightly.

Only in this way can you cover each other's vital parts.

The actor is naturally Niu Congzu, the principal of Yuanshui No. 1 Middle School.

The heroine is actually a fat aunt, a political teacher in the liberal arts class of the third year of high school.

When he predicted this picture before, he really disgusted Wei Wuji, Niu Congzu was handsome and handsome, and he was the head of a school, but the taste was really heavy.

Fat aunt can divide two cows from the ancestor!

Wei Wuji wanted to know what Niu Congzu would do with him, and he wanted to predict it again, but he couldn't.

How can this damn eye of prediction still work from time to time?

It seems that this prediction eye cannot be used indiscriminately in the future.

"Get out!"

With a roar from Niu Congzu, the two of them rolled out of the principal's room in a gray manner, and stood outside the door, hearing the sound of Xi Suosuo dressing from inside.

"You killed me!"

Wei Wuji was so anxious that he stomped his feet, caught up with Niu Tingting who was walking away, and said, "You said earlier that you are the daughter of the principal's family, so I won't stop you." ”

Niu Tingting broke through her father's ugly story, thinking about her mother, who was waiting for her father in the restaurant, she couldn't help but burst into tears, and she didn't have time to deal with Wei Wuji anymore.

Wei Wuji looked up at the sky, and just as a bird flew by, it was a drop of bird poop that fell straight towards his head.

"Holy!"

I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, which was really unlucky.

After dinner, Wei Wuji returned to the high-rise house he rented outside the school, which was only ten square meters in size, a clay kang and a table, all of them.

Yuanshui County is the poorest county in Jinfo Province, and has been selected as a poverty-stricken county in China for many years.

The high-rise house rented by Wei Wuji is built on two caves, the environment is not bad, and the two caves below also live in the students of No. 1 Middle School, but Wei Wuji and they have a relationship with each other.

Only when he returns here will Wei Wuji feel well.

As soon as I lay down on the kang, the phone buzzed.

Wei Wuji took out his mobile phone and saw that a new member had joined the group.

The Grim Reaper invites the Hulk to join the Grim Reaper Red Envelope Group!

Hulk?

Damn, there really isn't a Hulk in this world, right?

After snatching the red envelope of the Grim Reaper, he successfully extracted the Prediction Eye and predicted the picture in the principal's room, which made Wei Wuji have to believe that this Grim Reaper was real.

And those vampires and other group members, it's not as simple as changing the group business card.

What a group business card is, it is what it is in reality.

Wei Wuji's worldview collapsed in this instant.

"Okay, it looks like we have to change the group business card!"

Wei Wuji frowned, thinking hard, "What to change?" By the way, from now on, Lao Tzu is ......"

He skillfully clicked on his profile and changed his group business card into three big characters:

Monkey king!

Haha, from now on, I, Wei Wuji, am no longer Xinlingjun, but the unparalleled Monkey King.

Monkey King!

Fight to defeat the Buddha Sun Wukong!

In an instant, Wei Wuji felt that there were countless halos on his head, and his whole person was tall.

In order to increase credibility, Wei Wuji deliberately found a picture from the Internet, which was played by Mr. Liu Xiaolingtong as Sun Wukong, which was used as his avatar.

The Hulk, the new entrant, uses a profile picture of Dr. Banner instead of Hulk, exactly like Mark Ruffalo in the movie.

A new member joined, and the group became lively.

Grim Reaper: Hulk is welcome to the group!

Vampire: Welcome Hulk (three clapping emotes)

Werewolf: Actually preempted by the vampire, welcome, welcome, warm welcome (six applause emojis)

Cat Demon: Lord Hulk, you are my idol, I love you to death (three kiss emojis)

Elf: Ula Ula Ulala!

……

Hulk: I'm so scared when death comes, please call me Dr. Banner, grateful, grateful!

Werewolf: Dr. Banner, you're a fart without the Hulk? (3 provocative emojis)

Cat Demon: Dare to say that about my Hulk, werewolf, Ben Meow is not finished with you! (Three Bombs emote)

Werewolf: There's a kind of fighting, cat meat should be super delicious (a hungry emoji)

Cat Demon: Ben Meow has eaten wolf meat, like (a large list of vomiting expressions)

Vampire: You eat too?

Cat Demon: Looking for death!

Anyway, if you can't get into college, you don't have to read books to study, Wei Wuji leans on the quilt and watches them chat, it is regarded as a pastime, maybe there will be red envelopes to grab.

It's just that this Hulk, using Ruffalo's photo as his avatar, shouldn't he also be impersonating?

Thinking of what he had just done, he felt more and more that it was very likely, no, he had to test it.

Wei Wuji's head twitched, and he sent a message out, regretting it when he came back to his senses, and wanted to withdraw, but it didn't work, damn, this is going to kill his father!

If he is found to be impersonating, he will not be kicked out of the group, right?

Wei Wuji mustered up his courage and continued to read the news.

Because of his bubbling just now, the group was already boiling, so I had to flip up until I reached his message.

Monkey King: Hulk, how do you prove that you are the Hulk?

Cat Demon: Dare to question my Hulk, Ben Meow is not finished with you! (kitchen knife expression) Anyway, who is this Monkey King? (Interrogative emoji)

Vampire: Same question!

Werewolf: Same question!

Treant: Same question!

Elf: Ula Ula Ulala!

In an instant, I swiped a few pages of "Tongqing", obviously, Sun Wukong is not famous in the West.

It is no wonder that the global village has only been built in recent years, and when Sun Wukong slayed demons and eliminated demons, it was not possible to share information globally.

If you are kicked, you will be kicked out, thinking that Wei Wuji sent another message.

Sun Wukong: I am the Monkey King, the Monkey King, I am the best at killing demons and monsters!

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