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Lanza: "your saying, you don't know how to start and make it up."

Well, let's start with the text.

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Although Bai Chiyu has always been relatively coarse, this does not mean that he will not be surprised.

For example, when you wake up and find yourself in a medieval castle, surrounded by a large group of strange uncles dressed like knights of justice with a ridiculous Christmas stocking on their heads.

"Where is this, it's so weird, don't come here!" Bai Chiyu was so frightened that he retreated to the corner, constantly waving the Christmas stockings in his hand.

[Damn, where did this thing come from?] 】

Bai Chiyu looked at the Christmas stocking in his hand and made a fool.

Feeling as if something was on his head, he touched the top of his head.

"So I brought this thing with me! Don't! Bai Chiyu took off the Christmas stocking on his head and threw it out.

[Why does it still feel weird.] 】

Bai Chiyu, who felt wrong, touched his head, and suddenly found that a Christmas stocking had magically appeared on his head.

"Hell yes."

Bai Chiyu once again took off the Christmas stocking on his head without hesitation and threw it out, but when he finished throwing it away, another Christmas stocking magically appeared on his head.

"I don't believe it anymore."

The unbelieving White Red Feather continued to try to throw the Christmas stockings on his head, but no matter how he threw them, the entire corner of the wall was piled with Christmas stockings, but there was still a Christmas stocking on his head.

White Red Feather sat on the ground decadently.

"What bastard's aesthetic is so strange! Why is a Christmas sock on the head, and a regular Santa hat can't work? ”

It turns out that what you are struggling with is not that you can't throw away the socks on your head, but that you don't bring a Santa hat!

"Hey, what's wrong with her, princess, why do you keep putting the Christmas stockings on your head out?" A knight, also wearing a Christmas stocking on his head, asked his companion cautiously.

It's a pity that most of the birds don't bird him, only one of the knights who usually has the best relationship with him whispers to him very cautiously: "You are new?" I can tell you, don't talk to the princess, remember the last time James? Just because of the princess's words, the princess entangled him and had to marry him! ”

The interrogating knight shivered like a frightened bird, "It's terrible. ”

"No, James committed suicide by throwing himself into the river in order to get rid of the princess, and we have to be cautious if we don't want to follow in his footsteps."

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Bai Chiyu carefully looked at the circle of knights around him.

"Hey, why don't you speak, where is this? I want to go home. ”

Bai Chiyu was so tired that he gasped, and he was a little skeptical that these people in front of him were dumb.

I rushed into their ears and yelled, and these guys just didn't have any of them.

At this moment, the door to the room suddenly opened, and a guy with a fat belly swaggered in.

This guy is different from the others, of course, this does not refer to the body type, but he does not have a Christmas sock on his head, just a normal Santa hat on his head.

"My good daughter, how are you doing today?" As soon as the fat man in the Santa hat walked into the room, he walked straight up to him.

"Who's your daughter! Did you give these two big eyeballs to charge the phone bill? I'm male! Bai Chiyu yelled at the fat man.

But the fat man in the Santa hat was not angry at all, but continued kindly: "Lay eggs, how can you talk to your father, don't be willful about this blind date."

Bai Chiyu opened his mouth wide in surprise, "Laying eggs? Can this name be bloody? ”

Bai Chiyu, who couldn't find the point in the conversation, completely ignored the blind date, and instead got entangled in the name.

"I'll put up with it even if it's Christmas, but what the hell is an egg!"

"Huh, my good daughter, how can I give you the name Christmas, your sister is already called by this name, it's not good for you two to have the same name." What sounded like a king's Santa hat The fat man only shook his head at what she said.

"I see, this must be a crazy dream, I'm going to wake up now!" Bai Chiyu suddenly got up from the ground.

You've been sitting on the ground before the relationship, please, you're wearing a princess dress now, okay, give me a serious point!

"Sure enough! I can't feel any pain no matter how I pinch it, I must be dreaming. Bai Chiyu pinched his face with all his might.

"Oh, you pinched your own face, my face was about to be torn into a cake by you." The king, covering his face, stepped back.

"But I'm afraid it hurts!" White Akabane replied.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and dress me up, I still don't believe I can't marry you." The king, whose face had been torn to the size of a pancake, pulled a tickle from the back of his neck and sat down on a couch next to him.

Bai Chihane, who firmly believed that he was dreaming but couldn't wake up, had given up resistance.

[Let's take one step at a time, I'll wake up anyway.] 】

He walked over to the room's life-size mirror.

Crystal slipper, perfect.

Elegant princess dress, perfect.

……

But what's going on with this face!

It's exactly the same as before, but it looks dozens of years old, not only with wrinkles on his face, but also with a large beard.

"What kind of princess is this! Replace the Christmas socks on my head with a Santa hat and I can go to make a cameo appearance as Santa Claus. ”

"Yes, you look much prettier today than you used to." The king, who was sitting on the sofa, said with some sighs.

"Keep talking, be careful, I'll pull your beard one by one." Bai Chiyu glared back when he heard this, and shrunk his neck reflexively at this king.

"You can do it yourself slowly, and give you half an hour to dress up, and I'll go out first." The king stood up tremblingly, and shook the fat off his body and said majestically.

"Wait a minute," Bai Chi Feather stopped him suddenly.

Bai Chiyu pointed to the knights who were still watching the room in strange clothes and wearing Christmas stockings.

"Why are there so many strange people in the room, is it really good to let them stay in my boudoir?" Bai Chi Yu asked.

"Oh, that's right. Look at how quickly your character is substituted. The king smiled more ugly than crying, "Didn't you tell me to arrange all this?" Said to call a few more knights over, maybe one of them suddenly married you after getting along day and night? ”

Bai Chiyu was so angry that he vomited blood.

Immediately after saying this, the king went out of the door.

"Wait, what do you mean by character substitution? Come back and make it clear to me, you bastard. ”

Remembering the king's words, Bai Chiba pounced and knocked on the door.

I don't know what kind of material this door is made of, no matter how much he kicks it, but he just can't kick it open.

"What's next?" Bai Chi Yu sighed.

Looking out the window, Bai Chiyu wondered if he could escape through the window, but as soon as he saw the height of the window from the ground, he immediately gave up this idea.

"The medieval castle garden is so high, it's really painful."

But at this moment, a black dragon suddenly hovered over the castle.

"I see, it's Dragon Quest again." White Red Feather looked up at the dragon.

Half an hour later......

"Is that dragon an idiot? How did you fly farther and farther and get lost? Bai Chiyu leaned on the window and shouted, "The princess you want to catch is here, why don't you come over quickly!" ”

The dragon hovering in the air seemed to hear his voice and immediately flew to his window.

The dragon's snort made Bai Chi Feather breath a little.

[It's been a long time since this guy brushed his teeth.] 】

He slandered the dragon in his heart.

But in the next second, he laughed even more uncontrollably.

It turned out that this dragon was also wearing an oversized and very funny Santa hat on his head, just like the fat king.

"I'm going to laugh at it, who made you a Christmas hat! It's really hard for him. Bai Chiyu sneered wantonly.

"You can insult my rongo, but you can't insult my look." The dragon flexes its claws and flexes its muscles.

But it looks even funnier.

Bai Chi Yu smiled and leaned back.

"Alright, alright, hurry up and get me away." Bai Chiyu said to the dragon that he didn't want to go on a blind date with anyone else.

"You can catch it, I don't know how to claw." The dragon lost his temper, turned his head and flew away.

"Hey! Why did you really fly away, give me a little dedication! If you do this, what do you think about the slimes who diligently brush up on the experience of the brave every day! White Akabane jumped onto the edge of the window and yelled.

Then he chased after him.

Chased after him......

Chased it?

Bai Chiyu didn't notice at all at this moment that he himself was actually suspended in the air, and the people around him didn't react.

He was fast, and in the blink of an eye, he was on the dragon's head as if he had used a cheat to modify the parameters.

"Beat you bastard, you dare not arrest me, you say, do you catch me or not!"

"I'll catch it, I'll catch it."

Beaten to the point of no resistance, the dragon completely compromised. Should it be said that this is a dream?

Thus, the legend of the princess using violence to force the dragon to capture her was born.

Although the "evil dragon", which was beaten to the end with a bag all over his head, symbolically spewed fire into the city, and threatened the people of the whole country that their princess had been captured by it.

But no one seemed to be sad, but instead treated the fire it spewed out as if it were fireworks, and some of them applauded.

"What is this called?" The dragon slowly flew away with the princess he had "coerced".

The dragon thought to himself.

[Will anyone really come to save this princess?] 】

He didn't have any bottom in his heart.

[I may not be able to get off my hand this time. 】