"Ready to start. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info" Lansha said excitedly, quickly putting a CD into the computer drive in the student union office.

Looking at Lansha, who was excitedly waiting for the game to start, Bai Chiyu clenched the gamepad in his hand.

[Really, why is there such a thing here?] 】

Bai Chi Yu looked at the inscription on the table, "Only one hundred boxes are sold in the world, "Demon Dragon Samurai!" The game box complained in his heart.

Maybe it's because someone in the student union is obsessed with computer games, and in the clutter of the student union office, there is a whole cupboard full of games like this.

For such a scene, Lanza's "make full use of resources" activist will naturally not miss it.

Judging from the introduction of the game and the game, this game seems to be a rather old-fashioned Dragon Quest drama, and the main plot is to play the brave to save the princess who was captured by the magic dragon.

However, compared to other games of this type, this Dragon Warrior has a unique selling point.

That is the dual-protagonist system, and it supports two people to play at the same time, playing as a warrior and a princess to start different plots.

Drop ~ Game starts ~

After Lanza clicks on the duo mode, the display splits in half from the middle, showing that two people can play at the same time.

【Please choose a character, A Warrior ☆ B Princess】

Bai Chiyu didn't think much about it, and immediately pressed the A button.

I'm a boy, playing a princess or something, I really can't do it!

If he just pressed it, he noticed the problem.

Because the screen shows that the character of the Warrior has already been chosen by another player, ask him to change his choice.

"Hey, you probably didn't pick the role of a warrior, did you?" Bai Chiyu looked at Lansha beside him.

Lansha pouted and said in an undeniable tone, "That's right, what's the problem?"

Bai Chiyu scratched his head, "You're a girl, can't you consider the role of a princess?" ”

"No, the princess can't defeat the magic dragon, if I want to be a hero, I must be a hero. Then defeat the demon dragon and marry the princess. Lansha said solemnly, and had already entered the game screen before him.

[This guy's stubbornness is completely in the wrong place. 】

Bai Chiyu knew that she couldn't persuade her, so she had to choose the role of the princess by herself.

[Change to other roles, your sister, obviously there are only two roles, what do I have left after she chooses a warrior? ] This is a game, dung! 】

Resentful, he still complained about the game a little unwillingly.

【Please select the princess gender】

"Choose gender, you big-headed ghost, do you have other genders to choose from?" Bai Chi Yu looked at the text that appeared on the game screen and almost wanted to flip the table.

But then again, if you can choose a gender, can't you choose a man?

In this way, the previous entanglement of choosing a princess can be put down.

"But how do you feel weird," Bai Chiyu was a little cold, "Can a man be a princess too?" ”

♂ ♀ The game screen is then displayed.

Well, it looks like I have to go back.

"What the hell is that option B! If the screenwriter repairs the swimming pool, it will be enough to knock a hole in his brain to drain the water! ”

Bai Chiyu roared in a very depraved manner.

"This is not the category of making up the word count at all, I think the author deliberately wants to see my jokes, right?"

Spit and complain, in order for the plot to continue, Bai Chiyu resolutely chose A.

Don't you really want to choose B to give it a try?

[Fuck off, idiot, stop mixing these weird things in!] 】

【Please enter your name "......"】

"It's endless! Why have the warriors been playing the game for a long time, and I'm still stuck here in the character setting! It's so unfair. ”

White Red Feather squinted at Lansha and complained loudly.

"What are you complaining about! Hurry up and enter the game. If you don't get captured by the dragon, the king won't issue a bounty announcement, if you don't publish a bounty announcement, I won't be able to find the village chief, if you can't find the village chief, you won't be able to get the task, you can't get out of the novice village, you can't get out of the novice village, you can only brush slimes next to the village, and if you brush slimes, it's not challenging, if it's not challenging, I want to hit someone! Lansha slammed the handle on the slime while looking at White Red Feather from time to time with a murderous gaze.

“……”

Bai Chiyu was dumbfounded.

"How big is your lung capacity, saying this long list of words without gasping, it's amazing."

"Don't talk about these things that you don't have, hurry up and start the game!" Lansha put down the handle in her hand, and then snatched the handle from White Red Feather and pressed it wildly.

When he returned to Bai Chibane's hands, his character had already appeared in the game screen.

On the screen, the princess character is standing by the window.

A witch-like NPC walks up to the princess and a dialog pops up.

"Welcome home, dear ugly idiot princess, I'm your mother."

How can there be such a take-off, scolding others and saying that it is someone else's mother.

"Come, eat this poisoned apple." NPCs' avatars are harmless to humans and animals.

"Poison apples? Who will eat this! Bai Chiyu complained helplessly, "Is it really good to have such a strange plot at the beginning?" ”

Princess: "Yes, thank you, Mother, I like apples the most."

"You've really eaten it! It's said that it's a poisonous apple, and you still eat it? Idiot! ”

Mutter...... (Narrator: The ugly big idiot princess swallows the apple in one gulp.) )

"Swallowed it raw?! How did you swallow such a big apple? Anyway, you're a princess too, and you're not reserved at all? "White Akabane is desperate for this game.

"Even complaining about your own game characters, you're really enough." Lansha interjected suddenly.

"Be quiet." Lansha then threatened.

Narrator: Just like that, the ugly idiot princess who ate the poisoned apple fainted.

And when she woke up again, she had already appeared in the castle of the dragon.

Ugly garbage big idiot princess: "Hmm......"

(Slowly opens his eyes.) )

Ugly Idiot Princess: "That apple was so delicious."

"As a result, the first thing you said when you woke up was this? Is it a bit logical, so why don't you ask where it is? ”

White Akabane threw the handle to the ground.

"And what is the title of this 'ugly and not garbage big idiot princess'? Don't keep repeating it, it will make readers think that you are making up the number of words. ”

Lansha laughed when she heard this, "Ugly garbage big idiot princess is the name I gave you for this character, right?" ”

White Red Feather: "......"

Well, I guess that's a fitting name.

The image suddenly flashed, and a large black dragon squeezed in through the castle window.

Bai Chibane: "How did you squeeze in?" The designers of this game are so irresponsible! I see that you are not limited to 100 boxes in the world at all, but only 100 boxes sold in the world, right? People who buy this kind of stuff are simply kicked in the head by a donkey. ”

The demon dragon in the picture flicked its tail, staring at the princess with big bright red eyes.

Demon Dragon: "I captured you."

Ugly garbage big idiot princess: "Oh."

Calm too much, hey.

Dragon: "I won't let you go."

Ugly garbage big idiot princess: "Wow, I scared the baby to death, it's terrible, it's so cruel that a cute and charming princess like me was captured by a magic dragon."

The style of painting has collapsed.,What kind of lines are these?,And how can anyone boast about himself like this.,It's too idiotic.。

Bai Chiyu felt that the corners of his eyes were twitching, and the twitching was very strong.

Dragon: "So what's next?"

You haven't thought about it yet! Can't you plan before you act?

Bai Chiyu almost threw down the handle he had just picked up, "Isn't there a normal character in this game?" ”

Demon Dragon: "Hmm, why did I arrest you in the first place? Not good, forgot."

"I forgot even the motive for the crime, you villain is too much of a failure!"

Bai Chiyu felt that he had no intention of playing, and looked at Lansha's side.

"Hah!"

"Combo!"

I saw Lansha's mouth kept yelling, and the warrior character in the picture kept attacking the innocent animals passing by with weapons seven or eight times longer than his body.

What is this?

White Red Feather rolled her eyes and fell to the ground.

Is there a sense of déjà vu for a proper inferior page game?

Click to send the artifact, and the brainwashing lines of the ghost animal that also explodes the god costume by hitting domestic animals have surfaced in his mind over and over again.

"Come, try your luck!" When a warrior walks into a town, a fat-headed, big-eared NPC immediately grabs him.

"What is this, it seems to be very interesting." Lanza was in high spirits and played the game.

It was a very boring gambling game, which was to shake the dice randomly and then compare the size.

It's a pity that Lansha's luck is really bad, he came more than ten in a row, but he didn't win once, and finally lost all the gold coins on the brave.

"I'm so angry, I won't lose!"

With Lansha's shout as a sign, the warriors manipulated by Lansha have completely embarked on a road of no return to gambling.

Watching the warriors manipulated by Lansha keep going back and forth to farm monsters outside the city to earn gold coins, and the infinite cycle of losing all the gambling in the city.

He knew that this warrior had completely forgotten the business of saving the princess.

Go back and look at your game screen here.

The princess was still standing in front of the window.

"On Monday, the ugly and untrash big idiot princess is waiting for the arrival of the brave."

"On Tuesday, the ugly and untrash princess is waiting for the arrival of the brave."

"On Wednesday, the ugly big idiot princess is waiting for the arrival of the brave."

"On Thursday, the ugly and untrash big idiot princess is waiting for the arrival of the brave."

"On Friday, the ugly and untrash big idiot princess is waiting for the arrival of the brave."

"On Saturday, the ugly and untrash big idiot princess is waiting for the arrival of the brave."

"On Sunday, the ugly and untrash big idiot princess awaits the arrival of the brave."

……

It seems that this game is completely unplayable.

What a sunny day...... Well...... Right?