My name is Heijiro Sakata, I was beaten up in the morning while molesting a cute girl, I swear I haven't been beaten so hard when I'm so big, my teeth are all flying, and I was beaten into a concussion, and the doctor told me that I am very likely to be implicated in nerve contraction and adrenaline overdose due to the face pain caused by too many slaps, causing to be immortal, simply put, I am impotent!

That doctor was sent by me to be a cowherd, buy the ass kind, if I can get hard again in the future, I will definitely take care of his business! Although my face is swollen like my ass now, I still ordered my little brother to find a group of girls who have sex with me, and then I found out that the doctor was telling the truth! I'm truly immortal!

Is there a hurry to get that doctor back now? Well, forget it, I heard that he has started picking up customers, so don't bother him to adjust to his new job. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Heijiro-sama, the limited-edition inflatable doll you ordered last time has arrived, will I send it to you right away?" This is my No. 1 attendant, and although he looks a bit like some kind of Chinese shoe repair, he is very loyal. It's like the last time I was blocked by her husband for doing something shameful with a beautiful young woman, and it was he who saved me, and those two knives in his ass were for me, and I swore I couldn't treat him badly!

"Dog breeds! Are you sick in the head? Did your mother give birth to you with your brother? Lao Tzu was just diagnosed with impotence, and you actually asked me if I wanted to inflate the doll? Is your head full of natto? "Dog breeds are always so loyal" Hi! Heijiro-sama is right! It doesn't matter who my father is, but my loyalty is only Heijiro-sama! ”

Shouldn't I change my sidekick? Forget it, my face hurts so much now, let's wait for my brother to avenge me, maybe I'll be sick when I see those beautiful girls!

There was a fierce fight outside, it sounded like a boxing master was punching sandbags, forget him anyway, I have hundreds of younger brothers here to protect him, even if that terrible man comes, he will definitely come and go! But then again, Junichiro's brother should be back soon.,I hope he can leave me a complete woman.,Especially that little Lori!

"Bang!" A sound close at hand woke Heijiro's obscenity, "The dog breed went outside to see what was going on, and by the way, let them be quiet, do you know that I am recuperating?" "Hey!"

Tang Seng sent the kid in front of him to the roof with a hammer, and scolded: "Wu Sick, what kind of ghost road did you bring?" It's less than 200 meters away from the mouth of the alley, why did you come here? This is obviously someone else's home, right? Saying that, he used his iron head to fight with others, but his head was still harder. Wu Yi is now pulling this person's hair, and his other hand is not idle to hook other people's nostrils and pull hard, this kid will never have to worry about nasal congestion in the future.

"Don't be a bald man, do good things and bad things press on me, okay? Is this the road led by Lao Tzu, that is the road led by Kane, and Lao Tzu is still curious about why it is so far away from 200 meters! "If you want to say that Kane won't go north and south, it's impossible at all, just being able to go freely from the city management is not something ordinary people can do, anyway, his current actions are like pulling turnips, pulling up a person and throwing it aside without looking at it, he has already piled up a mountain of people.

Hearing Wu Yi say bad things about himself, Kane said aggrievedly: "I'm a road idiot, and you don't know it, otherwise Zyra and I can meet you?" After Kane finished speaking, he was about to throw the person in his hand out, but he found that it was Wu Yi who was caught in his hand, and he put it back respectfully with both hands. Wu snorted and smoked a cigarette and said, "You all be careful, this seems to be someone's home, don't break other people's things, what if you make you pay?" ”

"Huh? No, it tastes familiar! "The dog breed almost ran back at a speed of 100 meters, and a tiger pounced on Heijiro Sakata's urine and almost knocked it out." Heijiro-sama, it's a big deal! Someone is here to smash the field! Heijiro Sakata had already made up his mind and decided to change his follower, so he sighed and said kindly, "Come on, you're afraid of an egg!" All of them were killed and buried in the backyard! ”

The dog breed was so anxious that he was about to cry, "Heijiro-sama, let's run, the people outside can't hold on!" "Yaga! There are at least more than 100 people outside, how can they be knocked down in such a short period of time? Could it be the people of the state? Heijiro went out with his face dangling and going out, if he didn't hug it, he would be prone to neck pain.

I have to say that the dog breed is really loyal, at least he didn't leave Heijiro and run away after seeing the horror of Wu Disease, which is already very commendable. The dog breed helped Heijiro hold his head in the back, otherwise he would always fall backwards. "I want to see who is so bold as to provoke me...... Run fast! Heijiro, who had just appeared, just met Wu Ai's eyes, and ran back with a snort.

Wu Yi was still thinking about why this fat man only had a fat face, whether he had eaten too many hormones, and then he smelled the smell on his body and remembered, wasn't this the kid who was beaten by himself, how did he swell into this virtue?

The dog breed is still very reliable, dragging Heijiro all the way to run wildly, "Heijiro-sama, I'll take you to the secret passage now, we can escape from there!" Heijiro, who was angry because his head hit the corner of the bonsai wall countless times, laughed like a flower when he heard the secret way, "Dog breed, you, worthy of, I, the most loyal, servant, I will not be, loss, treat you, of!" "It's running on the cobblestone road.

The dog breed said excitedly, "Thank you Heijiro-sama for your kindness, the dog breed can't be rewarded, and I have been preparing this secret passage since the first day I followed you, and it was not completed until the day before, and today it can finally come in handy!" The dog breed and Sakata Heijiro excitedly lifted a stone slab, and then Heijiro pressed the dog breed to the ground and beat him violently, "This is the secret passage you dug?" It's a at all! ”

"Heijiro-sama, you must believe me, I swear that I finished it the day before, this must have been done by your eldest brother's subordinates, you know, they defecate everywhere when they get drunk, and they can't stop it!" The pit is full of stool and some residual vomit, and after being fermented, a mysterious gas is produced, and a smell can make people vomit out their intestines anyway!

The loyal dog breed persuaded, "Heijiro-sama, you should be wronged, your subordinates will ensure that it is the way to heaven!" "Are you sure he won't take me to hell?" Say so? But Heijiro still lay down and prepared to climb in, but his face was so swollen that he seemed a little stuck. "Damn dog breed, why don't you dig a bigger one!"

The dog breed pushed Heijiro's ass hard in the back and said, "Heijiro-sama has wronged you, considering that if you dig too big, it may be convenient for the pursuers, I deliberately dug according to your figure, who knows how ...... your face" "Shut up!" Hurry up! "Hey!"

Although Wu Yi had already rushed over and found the two who were playing with the back mountain, he didn't have the intention of moving forward, the smell was so beautiful that it made people feel the urge to commit suicide, especially Wu Yi who had a dog nose, and now he just wanted to arch his nose on the ground twice, which he learned from Poseidon, and it should be alleviated.

Tang Seng and Kane also arrived, Tang Seng was just about to study Wu Yi's movements, and a refreshing smell came to his face, "Vomit!" What the hell does this smell like! How is it bigger than the smell of monkeys who haven't bathed for 500 years! Vomit! I can't! I'm going to see the Buddha! Kane also retched repeatedly, "Lao Tzu has also seen the world, and the sewer has not been lived, this smell is too exciting than the sewer!" Are you okay? ”

Wu Yi raised a hand weakly: Take me out of here, I'm going to die! "! Wu is sick and foaming, old Wu, you hold on! What about the two of them? Tang Seng said fiercely, "I dare to drill such a stinky place, I really admire them, forget it, even if you catch it, don't get close to the smelly people, hurry up and carry Wu Yi away, I'll go!" Roll your eyes, hurry! ”

"Canton, don't keep putting your head on my buttocks, okay, I have hemorrhoids, don't you know?" "I'm really sorry, but now is the time to run for your life, so bear with me!" "Breed dog, why is there a fork in the road ahead?" "I dug it up to confuse the pursuers, didn't I already give you the map?" "When?" "It's the last time you."

Heijiro Sakata "......"