Chapter 100: New News
(Warmly celebrate the 100 chapters written, all the friends who have passed by, those who have money hold a money field, those who have no money borrow money to hold a money field, fish and thank you!) )
Wu Xingyun has a new pet, Wu Yi has a new supply of tobacco, Tang Seng got the latest version of PSP, Sophia has a lot of various soda juices, Huang Mei has turned people upside down and got a limited edition Kuqi, and he is also satisfied, this is a happy scene, of course, this must be based on the premise of ignoring a person's feelings, this person is called Junichi Sakata. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
My name is Junichi Sakata, male, 32 years old, I have had a dream of being a musician since I was a child, but in the end I found that being a musician is not as good as being an underworld, because then I can get the woman who makes me think about it, and then I succeeded, but I went further and further on the road of the underworld, and when I was 30 years old, I finally established the Triad, the largest local underworld, and I was the president.
Now I am shopping with a lovely and beautiful girl, autumn is in full swing, countless fallen leaves have withered, last night it rained, the water on the ground is like a mirror, the leaves are disturbed and falling, people can't tell whether they are falling or flying. On such a beautiful and leisurely day, it is really romantic to accompany your beloved girl for a walk and picnic.
The girl in front of me is wearing a beige trench coat, her cute little face is buried in the collar to look even more cute, walking on the maple paved path always deliberately stepping on those stagnant water, what a naughty child, if only she could untie the collar around my neck.
Maybe a passing god heard his prayer, and Wu Xingyun really helped him untie the collar, but the living free Sakata Junichi wolf didn't have any heart to resist, and you would never imagine how terrible this little Lori with a cute appearance was.
I remember that day I entered the room with full expectations, a cold drink shop is really intimate, and I know that there is a big bed for those hormones-secreting couples, who need to be charged here, but I am a wolf of Junichi Sakata, the emperor of this city, no one who dares to come to him for money, and now if he knows him, he should send Durex to himself, forget such a cute villain, I can't help it!
Junichi Sakata took off his pants anxiously, but found that this cute girl was indifferent, she must be shy, "Haha, don't be shy, come and let your uncle teach you some good things!" Wu Xingyun showed a big smile: "Split the muscles and bones!" "What?"
I swear for a long time that I haven't practiced yoga, but why can I put my ass on my ass? The sharp pain in his lower back tells Sakata that he had better do something now, or he may need a wheelchair for the rest of his life. As soon as the thought came to him, he found that he had become an anti-joint creature again, an anti-joint like a dog's leg, and the severe pain overwhelmed his reason, and before he could scold, his jaw "Gaba" did not obey the call.
Then he almost thought he was dead, or that it would be more comfortable to die immediately, all ten fingers were stretched into bows, and his toes were spared, and Sakata hated the athlete's foot for not having his hands. Moaning everywhere in his body, maybe there are no joints in his body anymore, maybe the time for relief has come, Sakata doesn't feel sad, only the joy that he doesn't have to feel pain.
Wu Xingyun smiled like a flower, and said suspiciously, "Do you think this is the end?" Talismans! ”
Now thinking of the itchy body of the tarsal bone and the marrow, he is still uncomfortable, and Junichi Sakata twists his neck unnaturally, for fear that the action is too big and will cause the dissatisfaction of the owner. It is indeed the master, he has many masters now, and the so-called pain he has always felt before is just a manifestation of physical cowardice, as long as the spirit is strong, it can be completely overcome, and he didn't know how naïve he was until he met Wu Xingyun.
"Go back, I'm going to eat hot pot, the Chinese kind." "Hey! I'll arrange it right away! The two of them went home happily, and to Sakata's delight, they didn't mean to kill themselves or rob their own society, but just spent a little money of their own and let themselves find the various supernatural events that had taken place in various parts of Japan since last month, which was not a matter at all, and Sakata thought that maybe he could use them to expand his territory.
Wu Yi has reverted to his pants and slippers, and now he knows that it turns out that otaku are dressed the same all over the world, anyway, how comfortable is it. casually threw the information collected by the triad on the table.,This is not information at all.,Even the green onion that Aunt Yuriko just bought is magically gone.,This is information.,This is just gossip or no nutrition at all.。
The angry Wu Yi sucked the cigarette in his hand into a cigarette butt, threw it into the cup in front of him, picked up the bubble noodles and started eating, it was so annoying! Are all mentally retarded people in this group, and it's not clear what is supernatural and what is gossip, it's really enough for a rice bucket. Speaking of which, Japanese instant noodles are really delicious, and there is really meat and seafood in them, which is really chewy! "Wu Ill, you just ate the cigarette butt."
"Grass! Why didn't you say it earlier? Tang Seng said innocently, "You are like you haven't eaten, am I in a hurry?" "Forget it, just eat it, anyway, it won't poison people, at most it's constipated. Wu is still very sick, at least he can be at peace with this kind of thing, but the messy food and living habits in Japan are about to drive him crazy, and he is still fresh at the beginning, I think it is good, and now I feel that eating lobster is not as delicious as steamed buns.
Huang Mei held up the satellite phone and said, "Xiaolong just called and said that the car that picked us up is here, let's go and have a look first." "Don't you already have a place to live, what are you going to do there?" Wu Yi asked, he felt that there was food, drink and someone to serve here, and he had a really good life. "There is a problem with the house that Xiaolong arranged for us, this is what he just told me by phone."
Wu was even more confused, "If you have a problem, still go?" What kind of heart does he have in peace? "This is what I requested, according to him, there was a sudden strange sound some time ago, and someone saw a figure shaking, but sending someone to check found nothing." Wu Yi and Tang Seng said in unison: "Undead? "That's why I'm going to take a look, first, to confirm if it's an undead, and second, to do Xiaolong a favor."
"Sophia, we're going to go on a trip, are you going?" Sophia has completely fallen into the sea of soda these days, so that now the whole person exudes the fragrance of peaches, yes, she has been drinking peach soda for the past few days, and now even her complexion has turned pink, it is estimated that it is pigment poisoning, but people are born with a hundred poisons, no problem at all.
"Wu Jun, can I go with me?" Inoue Sakura asked expectantly, since the last time she saw Wu Xingyun and they made a move, she pestered Wu Xingyun all day, hoping to learn Chinese kung fu, but Wu Xingyun refused because of her lack of qualifications, and she also said this to Wu Ai. "It's okay to go along, but we're going to a haunted house this time, are you mentally prepared?"
Wu's strange appearance made Inoue Sakura swallow a big mouthful of saliva, hiding herself behind Huang Mei's back before trembling and saying, "I'm not afraid, Sister Huang Mei will definitely protect me!" "Take it with you, if you get lost again, it's good to have a normal person take them out. At this time, the bolt suddenly got into Wu Ai's jacket pocket along Wu Ai's trouser leg, and threw out Wu Ai's cigarette.
This is to settle down in it, Wu Sick went to the toilet and pulled the plug out and asked, "What are you doing here?" The bolt yawned boredly and said, "I've been so bored lately, I want to find something to do." "Wu Yi glanced at the two mushrooms and a chicken who were fighting the landlord, and the hedgehog was working as a staff officer for the angel chicken, and he didn't know how they communicated." Why don't you play with them? ”
The bolt said disdainfully, "It's all a child's game, I'm a great dragon!" How can you play such a low-level game? The angry face mushroom didn't raise his head and said, "I can't beat it, I can't beat it, it's a great dragon clan, I haven't heard of a dragon clan eating grass, I know a dragon family who robs other people's princesses every day to play, and then look at you, typical not doing business!" ”
It seems that this is a loss of urgency to seek refuge in Wu Ill.