Chapter 107: The city is full of rotten leaves
Shopping or something is particularly annoying.,Originally, Wu Yi was the kind of best otaku who could squat at home until he was old.,Now there's someone to serve you, and it's even lazy to drop the scum.。 www.biquge.info"Sophia, how are we going, you don't plan to push me to the shopping street like this, do you?" There are still kilometers to go! Sophia found a goggle out of nowhere, the kind that drag racers are used to.
Wu Yi faintly had a hint of foreboding in his heart, and said tremblingly, "Sister, you won't modify any means of transportation, right?" Brother is sick now, I can't stand the blind toss, I don't think the weather is very good today, otherwise let's go another day, okay? Inoue Sakura said softly, "Sister Sophia likes to invent, Wu Aijun you should support it, maybe she is the next Nobel Prize winner, don't kill the genius!" ”
Looking at Inoue Sakura, who looked like I was a good wife and mother, Wu Yi muttered, "I hope you wear diapers, otherwise I'm not the only one who will be injured!" "Hey, bolt, do you have any blessings from the god of light to bring us two, it's not worth it to go out shopping and take a life." The bolt suddenly realized, "You're talking about defensive magic, don't worry, this thing will have as much as you want!" ”
Then Wu Yi felt that he was floating, fortunately there was a towel covering, but it was very abnormal that the flat ground was so high that there was wood! Fortunately, our brains are very good, and we reached out and grabbed the branch in front of us to make a forceful shape. "Wu Sick, come down quickly, if you exert force at this time, your wound will crack open!" "Aha! I suddenly wanted to do sports, and my body felt like it was rusty. ”
"What kind of ghost is this magic of your uncle, can't you be a normal mother? Are you going to let Lao Tzu float on the streets? The thing was taken away as an alien and you went to save me? The bolt spread out the dragon's claws and said, "This is already the most normal magic, and the others come with fire effects and ice effects, oh, and there is one that directly turns into a rock giant, do you want it?" "Wu Disease" ......"
Inoue Sakura said angrily, "That's not good, you're a patient now, you have so much strength?" "Inoue Sakura was just going to put Wu Ill down, but it turned out that Wu Ill just dropped a little bit and then didn't move. pinched his waist and said, "Wu Aijun, you can't do this, if you really tear the wound, it will make people worry!" Sister Sophia, hurry up and persuade your brother! Although Sophia didn't know what was going on, judging from the experience of being embarrassed and treacherous, Ernie sauce was clearly unspeakable.
After giving Wu Yi a reassuring look, Sophia lifted the lid under the cart, and in an instant, Wu Yi felt his heart twitch hard. "What the hell did I see, turbocharged? Nitrogen injection device? Isn't R-2000 the engine of an excavator? What the hell is this trolley-like thing? I can't imagine that Sophia stepped on the gas pedal after carrying Sakura Inoue into the car. Wu Yi swore that it was the sound of stepping on the accelerator!
How to describe that feeling, it's like Superman walking on the railroad and suddenly being hit by a train, completely out of your control, and Superman can't die, but you will! The wind blowing in your face will make you unable to remember what your mother looks like, and you should be mentally prepared for plastic surgery, because the strong wind will blow all your mouths and eyelids like broken pockets. For example, Inoue now even has his back molars exposed, and the kid hasn't brushed his teeth properly, and there are still vegetable leaves on his back molars.
Forget it, why are you still thinking about it now, let's think about how to save your life first. Everyone knows that when people are frightened, their bodies will involuntarily tense, especially the muscles of the buttocks, and our Mr. Wu Yi just happened to have a hole in his buttocks, so he was a spark with lightning all the way, and he was as tall as rain!
"! Death, death, death! Give me a big treatment for the emboli, I'm going to hang up! "The plug is gone, and the towel of Wu Ill has disappeared along with it. So now there is a crazy trolley on the street, and the man in the car is flying in the sky with two hands holding the pusher, which looks like Superman, and the back is sprayed with paint all the time, and the woman is blown like a ribbon fish, in short, it is floating in the wind.
"Sophia! If you don't stop, Wu Lao Er will have to go to the underworld to fish for people! It was useless, the words were blown away, and even Wu Yi couldn't hear what he was saying. Fortunately, Sophia finally stopped before Wu Ai hung up, and Wu Ai said that he had seen a white-bearded old man waving to him, he was so kind! Why does the groove look so much like Wu Lao Er!
"Ernie sauce, are you alright?" Can it be okay, the wound that finally grew has cracked again, and now if there is a blood bar on the head, it must be empty! "! Inoue! Inoue! Fainted? "Ernie-chan, do you want to go to the hospital first?" What else are you going to do, the wound has been blown dry by the wind, so let's do it, the key is how to explain to Inoue, did she just see herself floating?
"Sophia is salivaing." Sophia took a squirt of water on Sakura's face, and Inoue was alive on the spot, and her reaction was not very intense, but she got up and walked around twice with her eyes blank. "She's not going to be scared silly, is she?" "Are you embarrassed? If you hadn't driven so fast, would this girl have been scared like this? Hurry up and figure it out! Wu Ai was talking, the girl walked back by herself, and lay in Wu Ai's arms again.
This time, I didn't need to call Wu to wake up by myself, "Hmm~ Hey? How did it arrive so quickly? Did I sleep for a long time, I'm really embarrassed, I don't know when I fell asleep, Sophia's sister's invention is very good, I don't feel anything at all. "This must be stupid, right? Wu Zhi pointed his head and looked at Sophia with inquiring eyes. Sophia whispered, "Could it be that she was too scared to automatically forget the terrible memories?" ”
"Wow! Wu Aijun: How did you do it? Is this magic? "What magic?" Inoue Sakura ran to the side and swept back and forth under Wu's ass with her hands, "It's really nothing!" Wu Aijun: Are you a magician? "Khan! I just forgot that the bullshit magic of the bolt is still there, and I'm now in a floating state.
Hurriedly grabbed the handlebar with his hand and said, "Well, that's right, in fact, I am a great magician, and many people in China know me!" Sakura Inoue has begun to see little stars popping out of her eyes. To be honest, the feeling of being adored is very amazing, and Wu Yi now feels super fluttering. Can you not float, the wind is a little stronger, and you can go up to the sky and the sun side by side.
The plug doesn't seem to know where to go, as long as she doesn't get into trouble, she supports even if she plans to go to the moon. Sophia and Inoue Sakura are strolling down the street pushing Wu Ai, and now Wu Ai finally knows what it is like to have fallen leaves in the real city that the plug said. There are cleaning trucks everywhere that sweep up fallen leaves, and men, women and children are spontaneously organizing to clean the roads, that little one should only be two or three years old, such a small child knows to help pick up leaves together, what kind of sin have you made!
I don't know when it started, many people pointed at Wu Ill, although they didn't understand what to say, but the contemptuous eyes showed that it was definitely not a good word. "Wu Aijun, can you put away your magic tricks, now everyone is saying that you are not doing your job, and you don't have the strength to clean up the fallen leaves but play, even a two- or three-year-old child is not as good!" Wu Yi said with a dark face: "Inoue, you don't need to translate so completely, you can do it!" ”
And where the hell did the damn plug go? Doesn't he have wings, why don't you unravel this damn magic now? Now Wu Ill has a feeling of being treated as a monkey, all the old men and old ladies are looking at you, and Wu Ill just wants to escape now. In other words, Sophia's transformation technology is really good, at least now the wheels of the cart on top of the fallen leaves have become sleds, and it is very smooth to walk.
The traffic was completely scrapped, and Wu Ill originally planned to take a taxi, but if Wu Ill was given a chance to choose, Wu Ill would rather drag his rotten ass than be Sophia's broken car! "Yikes! My Kenjiro! Inoue Sakura screamed in surprise and ran to a corner to pick up a thornless cactus, it seemed that there was still a little blood on it, so I happily ignored it!