Chapter 106: A Fart
"Well, I may have made a small mistake. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "The two paws of the bolt are clasped together, and he said a little shyly. Since returning from the villa that day, Wu Ill has entered the stage of cultivation, after all, the broken hole in the butt still affects the action very much. That pair of insect mother and daughter are now working for Wu Disease, it's just a simple and ordinary part-time job, put away your impure thoughts.
Luo Gui had completely fallen asleep, and Wu Ying didn't wake up when he boiled water, so the mother and daughter could only rest in the room for the time being. originally thought that Junichiro Sakata would be suspicious, but Wu Xingyun's fluttering eyes made him dare not even let a fart go. I also asked hard if I wanted to order clothes and shoes, and my attitude was very doggy. I don't want to think about how much waste of money these two people have to wear shoes, just those centipede legs are too waste of fabric!
Early in the morning, Wu was woken up by Stella, who was cleaning, and then the plug twisted to inform herself of the bad news. In other words, what mistake can a dragon make? What's more, he's only the size of a finger, so someone else accidentally stepped on it and killed him, right? accidentally touched the wound on his buttocks again, Wu Yi bared his teeth and said, "What did you do?" ”
"I accidentally sneezed." Wu Yi stared at the plug with the eyes of a fool, this thing can't be here to entertain himself, right? What else can such a sneeze cause trouble? Seeing Wu's unknown appearance, the bolt pointed at himself with his paws and explained, "First of all, you must know that I am a dragon, even if I am relatively small, I am also an elemental dragon with pure blood!" ”
"So what? I've got a lot of weird things, you're a dragon, aren't you? The well-behaved Anne lifted Wu Zhi up, so that her mother could clean up Wu Ai's body. The bolt hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, no, you still don't understand what I mean, you know the dragon's breath, it's the dragon's breath that is a bit like a fire-breathing kind!" ”
Wu Yi sat up with a spirit, then slowly lay down with his buttocks in his arms, and asked nervously, "You won't sneeze and burn anyone to death, right?" The head of the plug shook like a rattle and said, "Of course not, I still have this self-control, although it was really itchy at the time, but I still held it back!" The ember's expression was smug.
Then he drooped his head and said, "It's just that I held back my sneeze and let out a fart!" Wu Yi said suspiciously: "You can also spit dragon breath in your ass?!" "Not really, but I'm a dragon, a fart can be described as earth-shattering, all the leaves in the park have been blown away, and now there are almost all fallen leaves outside, and the park is very clean."
Wu Yi climbed out and took a look, there were indeed a lot of fallen leaves in the yard, but it was a bit of an exaggeration to say that the whole city was like this, how many leaves can there be in the park. "Uncle, can you open it, I'm going to sweep the cobwebs above your head." This girl is a spider herself, but now she goes to sweep the webs of the same kind without a little psychological pressure?
Wu Yi rolled on the spot and shouted in his throat, "Sophia, I'm going out!" Then Sophia, dressed as a nurse, appeared pushing a small cart. She has been dressed like this since Wu Sick's butt leaked, and she always crawled away in front of Wu Sick, even if she knew that she would take out a big jj from her crotch at any time, Wu Sick was still very hard, and he could only lie on his stomach because of his butt injury, so Xiao Wu Sick was about to become a jack.
Sophia's two arms were put on the cart and then stretched, Wu Yi climbed the mountain, and then Sophia's arms began to squirm, and Wu Yi was slowly teleported to the cart. I don't know why, Wu Yi always has a strange feeling when he climbs in the car, he always feels like a pig that has been killed, and now he is being pushed into the cold storage, especially after the intimate Sophia covers him with a white towel.
"I said bolt, you can't be kidding me, no park leaf can be the whole city, you're too exaggerated, and you're forbidden to eat beans in the future, it's forbidden to put your ass on me, and a Durex will put your ass on your ass, so as not to cause any accidents because you're making a connection." The bolt is said to be a good dragon, and the red one is like being cooked.
"Oh yes, if you mother and daughter have anything you want, I can buy some for you." Stella, who was puffing into the glass, hesitated for a moment and said, "If you can, please help me buy some live animals and come back, this child still needs to exercise his predatory ability." Stella touched Anne's purple hair, and her tone was very worried, pity the hearts of the world's parents, this must be agreed.
Sophia pushed Wu Zhi forward, and the bolt lay directly on the cart, lying on her stomach for a while, as if she remembered something, and moved her ass away from Wu Yi's face. Just such a subtle movement made Wu Yi feel good, and the eighty-eight that he had originally raised was also put down. I have to say that Junichiro Sakata's small yard is very well arranged, with bridges, water and a huge cherry tree, but it is a pity that it is not yet the time for the cherry blossoms to bloom.
There is a girl named Sakura on the swing under the cherry blossom tree, and she seems to be sad alone. "Do you want Inoue to go out shopping?" Inoue Sakura smiled at Wu Ai and said, "No need, Wu Aijun, I wish you a good time." "This girl has something on her mind, is it because I forgot her in the tunnel last time?
Sophia pushed Wu Zhi to the swing, Wu Ying apologized and said, "I'm sorry Inoue, we really didn't deliberately leave you last time, you know that I lost too much blood at that time and was about to hang up, so Huang Mei and Sophia will leave you in a panic." "No, no, no, Wu Aijun, I'm not bothered by what happened that day, but because of some problems at school."
"What's wrong with the school? Someone bullied you? I asked Sakata to bring someone to help you get angry, but I still don't believe it, is there anyone who is not afraid of death? Inoue Sakura hurriedly said, "No, our school has set up a botanical garden, which is very large and has a very complete variety, and a hurricane from nowhere a few days ago suddenly blew down the entire botanical garden, and all the specimen plants have now been blown away." ”
Wu Yi glared at the plug, and the bolt whispered, "I don't know how to read, the ghost knows if it's a botanical garden or a park!" Too lazy to take care of this illiterate, Wu Yi comforted Inoue Sakura and said, "Isn't it just grass, there's no need to be so sad, after all, this is a natural disaster, and it is an irresistible external factor." "But my Kenjiro is also lost!"
"Who is Kenjiro?" Wu asked. Inoue Sakura said sadly, "He is a cactus that I raised, and it is about to bloom, I asked the teacher to help me take care of it, but I didn't expect that there was an accident in the botanical garden the next day, and even Kenjiro lost it, I miss it so much!" "O iniquity! The cactus thing is very cautious when it looks at it, and if it falls on the head of an unlucky ghost, the head is estimated to be able to be used as a watering can.
"It's all your making!" Wu Yi glared at the plug fiercely, and the plug covered his face to say that he had no face to see people. "You have to mourn the deceased in Inoue, anyway, Kenjiro is gone, you have to take care of yourself, otherwise let's go out shopping together, maybe we can meet a cactus similar to Kenjiro?"
In any case, it was the trouble caused by their own customers, and of course such a good girl as Inoue should make up for it, as for the other unlucky ghosts, it was their own bad luck and had nothing to do with themselves. Inoue was obviously tempted, and Wu Yi continued to flicker, "Even if you are reluctant to Kenjiro, we can go out and find it, what if your fate with Kenjiro is not finished?" ”
Sakura Inoue jumped off the swing and said, "I'll definitely get Kenjiro back!" "This girl's Chinese is getting better and better, and now she even swears in Chinese. Inoue and Sophia pushed Wu Zhi out with a smile, but Wu Yi saw a scene that made him feel gallant, and the angry face mushroom was transforming for some reason, and his whole body was glowing like a large light bulb.
Seeing that the light was about to dissipate, and Inoue Sakura was about to turn her head, Wu Yi stood up with a carp in an instant, "Look there is a flying saucer!" "When Inoue Sakura was stunned, he directly threw eighty-eight out, and hit the angry face mushroom! The transformation was interrupted, the eyes of the angry face mushroom turned xx-shaped, Wu Yi exhaled and said, "Haha, I just read it wrong, it's a wine bottle, or is it Chinese, Sophia take me back quickly, it's not good to litter!" ”