Chapter 2, the unlucky Lu Bu
"In other words, a man's voice suddenly appeared in your head, and then told you that I am here as a space-time intermediary, and you can only come to me if you need it, and you don't know who that man is, is that what you mean?" Chen Hao sat in the living room that had turned into ruins and asked with a headache. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The people of the Straw Hat Pirates were busy eating the instant noodles that Chen Hao had just cooked, and they couldn't answer at all, while Cao Cao wanted to see the people of the Straw Hat Pirates like a beautiful woman, so he almost drooled, and he didn't hear what Chen Hao was saying at all.
"Okay." Chen Hao slapped his forehead speechlessly, and asked again: "Luffy, did you encounter a big storm, caused you to get lost, ran out of food, and wanted to come to find food, and Cao **** wanted you to go to the Tiger Prison Pass to help you clean up Lu Bu's girl, didn't you?" ”
After just a few words, the Straw Hat Pirates devoured half a box of instant noodles cooked by Chen Hao, Luffy slapped his belly like a ball, burped with satisfaction, and then replied, "You're right, we just want you to help us get some food." ”
And Cao Cao still didn't listen to what Chen Hao was saying.
Chen Hao slapped his thigh and said, "Isn't that easy?" Luffy, you help Cao Cao to fight with someone, and leave the food matter to me. ”
"Fighting?" Luffy rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "Great, I've been floating on the sea for a few days, and my body is about to rust, so it's time to move my muscles and bones." ”
Cao Cao hadn't taken his eyes off Luffy since he just saw them fighting, and now when he heard that Luffy and they were going to help him crusade against Lu Bu, where was there any reason to disagree, he couldn't wait to say: "If you have a few strong men to help, you will be very lucky." ”
Luffy turned his head and asked Chen Hao puzzled, "What is this uncle talking about?" ”
Chen Hao said casually: "He said thank you." ”
Luffy stretched out his hand and patted Cao Cao's shoulder with a big grin, and said, "Uncle is too polite, no thanks." ”
Cao Cao may have never been tapped on the shoulder like this in his life, but he is not angry. Cao Cao's love is a well-known thing, especially for someone as strong as Luffy's combat power, let alone pat him on the shoulder, just beat him, as long as he is not disabled, he will not be angry.
So, the matter was settled.
Cao Cao took Luffy to him, and when he opened the door this time, Chen Hao saw clearly, and the opposite side of the door was no longer a familiar corridor, but a colorful light curtain.
When all seven people entered the light curtain, the light curtain disappeared and changed back to the original entrance.
Chen Hao hurriedly went to the bank to withdraw money, and after withdrawing the money, he went to the supermarket for a big purchase. bought 5,000 yuan of food, and in the end, the supermarket people helped Chen Hao deliver it back by car, otherwise he would not have been able to get it back by himself.
When the supermarket delivery man saw the situation at Chen Hao's house, he was stunned.
"Brother, have you been forcibly demolished? Planning to stock up on food and fight the girls to the end? ”
"No, a group of terrorists just came and threw a C4 at my house, fortunately I hid quickly, isn't it that the food at home has been blown up, so I came out to add something. I'm going to wait for the rabbits, and I'll give them an AK next time they come. Chen Hao knows that when this happens, the more you explain, the more curious others become, and it is better to simply run the train with your mouth full.
Sure enough, when the man heard Chen Hao say this, he smiled and said, "Brother, you are too humorous." Then he put down the food and left.
Not long after the delivery man left, Luffy and the six of them returned.
Chen Hao asked curiously, "Why did you come back so quickly?" ”
Luffy's face was full of displeasure, and he pouted, "It's boring, that person is too weak." ”
Chen Hao couldn't help but smile when he asked about the situation.
It turned out that after the six of them followed Cao Cao there, Cao Cao arranged for someone to help them call the battle, and asked Lu Bu to choose one of them to fight alone.
I thought what an arrogant person Lu Bu was, seeing that these four people (Cao Cao didn't dare to let Chopper out, for fear of being treated as a monster and causing panic, and Nami was a woman, Lu Bu automatically ignored her) were all defenseless people except for Sauron, so he asked them to go together, saying that they would fight five with one against one, so as not to waste their time.
Luffy and the four of them saw that what Lu Bu said was indeed domineering, and he was dressed up in a sassy manner, plus a person dared to stand in front of hundreds of thousands of people of the Eighteenth Route Princes and shouted, and thought that he was really a peerless powerhouse, and they didn't dare to take it lightly at the moment, so they really went on with the four of them.
Not to mention four, Lu Bu can't even beat one of them! It's so big to be eaten by this one!
In the end, if the four of them hadn't seen Lu Bu's strength too poor and showed mercy to his subordinates, it is estimated that he would have been cut into sashimi by Sauron.
Chen Hao really laughed and tears came out, this Lu Bu is too unlucky, he is indeed the existence with the first force value in the Three Kingdoms, but unfortunately he ran into a group of freaks in another world, and he should be unlucky.
After the six of them left, Chen Hao looked at the ruined living room, and then at the golden cakes left by Cao Cao, revealing an idiot-like smile.
Chen Hao's parents are ordinary working families and don't have much money. Chen Hao didn't find a job after he came out of college, and he has been writing street novels on the Internet to make a living, and I am afraid he has never seen much money in his life.
Fortunately, Luffy and the others had restraint when they fought, and they were really hungry and had no strength, so they just broke the things in the living room, and didn't destroy the walls and floors or anything like that, if they were allowed to go all out, let alone this house, even this building would collapse.
Now, it's just a matter of tidying up your living room and buying something new.
It took Chen Hao a whole morning to throw out all the broken things, and then he went out with a golden cake in his arms.
Before going out, Chen Hao weighed it, a gold cake weighed almost a catty, that is, 500 grams, and the current gold price is nearly 300 yuan a gram, that is to say, just this gold cake is about 150,000 yuan, of course, there must be no such price when it is sold.
Chen Hao didn't dare to go to a regular gold store to sell it, because he couldn't get the formal procedures, so he found a relatively large private gold store.
Stepping into the store, a female shopping guide hurriedly greeted her and asked in a delicate tone, "Does Mr. want to buy gold jewelry?" ”
Chen Hao looked at the price of the gold jewelry inside, and then asked, "Do you collect gold here?" ”