"Who are you?" Chen Hao looked at the person standing beside his bed in horror. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

No way, if you wake up and suddenly see a middle-aged man standing next to your bed, you will be even more frightened than him.

Especially the appearance of this middle-aged man is particularly weird.

He is about thirty years old, with a big beard, about one meter six tall, with a big waist and a round waist, wearing ancient silk and black Hanfu, stepping on the boots that men would only wear in ancient times, his hair is longer than that of a woman, and he is carrying a long sword at his waist.

Especially when he replied, Chen Hao was even more startled.

He said: "A certain family name is Cao Ming, and the word Mengde is hidden. “

Chen Hao thought to himself: "Yes, this can be regarded as a neurosis." Then he asked, "How did you get in?" ”

The man who called himself Cao Cao said, "Pushed the door in." ”

Didn't you lock the door last night, impossible!

"Then why are you coming in?"

Cao Cao suddenly bent his knees, knelt on the ground, and said, "A certain family has something to ask for." ”

Chen Hao saw the man kneeling, and hurriedly turned over and got out of bed to help him, whether he was mentally ill or not, at least he was so much older than himself, how could he let people kneel!

"If you get up and say something, don't kneel on the ground!"

The man looked at Chen Hao suspiciously, and asked puzzledly, "You won't let you sit here?" As he spoke, he stood up obediently.

Chen Hao said: "Sit casually, but don't kneel!" ”

The man asked, "How can you sit without kneeling?" ”

Chen Hao was stunned for a long time, and suddenly reacted, secretly saying that this person is really sick, this is really taking himself as Cao ****.

In the Han Dynasty, there was no such thing as a stool, they sat on their knees, so for them kneeling was really not an insult, it was just an ordinary posture.

Chen Hao was not afraid of his trouble, pointed to the sofa next to him, and said, "You go and sit on it, sit with your buttocks, don't kneel." ”

Saying that, he didn't care about him, and got dressed by himself, he was really not used to talking to people naked.

The man obediently sat on the sofa, watched Chen Hao get dressed, and suddenly said, "Your clothes are very convenient, they must be worth a lot of money!" ”

Chen Hao put on his pants and replied casually: "It's far worse than your clothes." ”

Chen Hao didn't lie, even if this person is a psychopath, he must be a rich neurotic, just the clothes on him, not to mention the materials, even the craftsmanship is worth a lot of money, and you can't buy it if you want to. “

After getting dressed, Chen Hao pulled a chair, sat opposite the man, and asked, "Tell me, where is your family?" Did you leave a phone number or something? Which hospital did you run from? ”

The man was confused when he heard this, and said, "What do you mean?" A certain family does not understand, and a certain family is here to ask you for help. ”

This mouth full of a certain family, you are really like the ancients, presumably this person should be paranoid.

"Looking for my help? How can it help? ”

The man said: "A certain family heard that you are here what kind of 'time and space intermediary' can come to you no matter what happens, a certain family in the seventeenth road princes to fight Dong Zhuo's evil thief, in the tiger prison relationship was blocked by that Lu Bu, that Lu Bu is brave, the eighteenth road princes are invincible, therefore, a certain family wants to ask you for help." It's not called the Rubai Gang, and a certain family is willing to give 500 gold as a reward. “

As he spoke, he didn't know where to conjure up a small box and handed it to Chen Hao.

Chen Hao guessed that it couldn't be real gold, so he took it casually and asked, "Tiger Prison Pass?" Lu Bu? Then why are you looking for Liu Da'er, why are you looking for me? Unexpectedly, the box was quite heavy, Chen Hao didn't hold it steadily, and it fell to the ground.

Several large cake-shaped things rolled out of the box, and Chen Hao picked them up casually and looked at them, and was startled again.

This...... How does this look so much like real gold?

Chen Hao bit his teeth, and a row of tooth marks were left on it, yes, it was real gold.

I hurriedly picked up all the remaining gold cakes, and found that they were all gold, a full fifty gold cakes.

"Are you ......" Chen Hao's face was full of confusion, and he looked at the 'neurotic' in front of him in surprise, and asked, "These, are they all gold?" ”

The man replied with an arrogant face: "Cao, he never disdains to deceive people. ”

It's over, it's a big deal. Of course, Chen Hao didn't really believe that this person was Cao ****, but felt that the source of this gold must be unknown, maybe it was where this neurotic snatched it from, and if the police came to the door, he really couldn't tell.

Chen Hao was struggling here, but the man asked again: "I don't know what you said before, who is Liu Da'er?" What is it that can defeat Lu Bu? ”

I don't have time to think about why Cao Cao didn't know Liu Bei, and now Chen Hao has only one thought, should he call the police? What if the police indiscriminately decide that they are in league with this neurotic?

Just as Chen Hao was about to take out his mobile phone, the door of his house was opened again.

Five people, a deer walked in.

Chen Hao looked at the six creatures that walked in, his jaw almost hit the surface of his feet, and the phone fell to the ground in a daze.

It's not that Chen Hao is making a fuss, it's really that these six people are too famous, as long as they are otaku, there is absolutely no one who doesn't know them.

"Road...... Luffy? ”

That's right, this group of people is the members of the Straw Hat Pirates in One Piece, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Nami, and the cute pet Chopper.

And it is absolutely impossible for someone else to fake it, because it is absolutely impossible to find the second deer in the world other than Chopper to walk on two feet.

Luffy and the six of them didn't know why, their faces were withered, their eyes were blank, they were all dying, they couldn't walk anymore, and they almost crawled in.

Suddenly, the twelve eyes of the six people stared at the bag of apples they had just bought yesterday on Chen Hao's table, and in an instant, a green light appeared in their eyes, and a cloud of smoke and dust drifted by, and the six of them fought in front of the table.

While fighting back, he shouted: "Mine", "I saw it first", "Who dares to rob me, look at my rubber pistol", "Ghost Slash", "Shoulder Tenderloin", "Usopp 5-ton Iron Hammer Smash", "Thundercloud Electric Light Gun", "Weight Enhancement "Humanoid""

In the end, it was Nami who was more skilled, and took all the remaining five down, and enjoyed a bag of apples for himself, of course, Chen Hao's living room was also completely destroyed, as if it had been blown up by a missile, it was a mess.

After Nami ate a whole bag of apples, as if she had eaten red medicine, she was resurrected on the spot, and returned to her vigorous posture, and asked Chen Hao and Cao Cao, the two completely petrified guys, "So, which of you is the master of the space-time intermediary?" ”