Huang Mei slept for a whole day and night, just like a vegetative person, breathing and heartbeat, but he just couldn't move, if it weren't for the fear that this female demon would suddenly burst out, Wu Yi even had a trace of obscene thoughts. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info (I don't believe that you don't have any evil thoughts when a big beauty is lying down!) ）

Her coma still brought some trouble to Wu Ill, at least Wu Ill didn't eat a hot meal for a day, if he hadn't snatched two bags of instant noodles from Lao Wang, Wu Ill would have the urge to grab bones with Poseidon.

"Wu disease! The old lady is going to kill you! "This is the first sentence of Huang Mei when she wakes up, full of killing intent but without momentum, her weak lips are white now, and her whole person is wilted." Hehe, I didn't know that this bottle was so powerful, otherwise I wouldn't be able to toss you so much with our relationship! After Wu promised to buy Huang Mei another set of clothes, Huang Mei reluctantly forgave him.

Huang Mei barely stood up with the support of Wu Ill, and Wu Ill said with concern, "Are you okay?" How does it feel? "The body seems to be hollowed out......" "It's time for you to stop the advertising words!" Huang Mei glanced at Wu Yi and said, "You know a fart, what I mean by hollowing out is that the divine power has been hollowed out, your broken bottle is the same as a pumping machine, I just went in and started to pump my divine power!" ”

When Wu Yi heard that this was more precious than the bottle, he kept stroking the bottle up and down and muttered, "This is really a baby!" Hey! "Please don't touch this artifact in such a lewd way, otherwise...... Believe it or not, Lao Tzu gave you a bottle?! Wu Yi shuddered and the artifact and Huang Mei fell to the ground, to be exact, the wine bottle smashed on Huang Mei's face.

This lightly actually knocked Huang Mei unconscious, and the artifact fell to the ground with a crisp sound, Wu Yi hugged Huang Mei and asked in a trembling voice, "Can you speak?" The bottle artifact dripped and swirled on the ground, "Hey! Say you, do you dare to help Lao Tzu up hey! "After working on it for a long time, this cargo can't get up.

Huang Mei's cheeks are swollen, and there is a circle of garden marks on it, as well as a string of clear numbers, it is hard to believe that she was lightly smashed. "I said can you pick me up first? It's hard for me to talk to you like that! Wu Yi shivered and picked up this wine bottle that made him both familiar and unfamiliar and made him feel safe, and the bowl you use to eat every day suddenly talked to you, and you were also trembling! As a professional weapon for Wu Ai to settle down, the wine bottle is no less than a bowl for Wu Ai to eat.

"Can you turn me over, I'm facing away from you!" To be honest, I really can't see this thing anyway, anyway, Wu has been ill for so many years, and the wine bottle has not been able to figure out which is the opposite and which is the positive. "Officially, I'm Divine Realm Product Cleaning Artifact 808, you can call me Dad! Don't call me the old bottle! "Cleaning artifact? In a thought of its function Wu disease understood, feelings it is a vacuum cleaner!

"Well, good bottle!" "Call Daddy!" "Okay bottle!" ……………… In any case, it is an unspeakable thing for you to call a bottle Dad, and you are definitely the most "god" one in the neurosis! So after half an hour of unnutritious arguments, both sides took a step back, and the bottle classmate will be called eighty-eight in the future!

Wu Yi carried eighty-eight and pointed at Huang Mei and asked, "What's going on with her?" Why did you smash it so badly? Eighty-eight looked proud (don't ask me where its face is) and said, "Lao Tzu is an artifact!" It's already a big fate if you don't get stoned to death! "It's also an artifact, it's a vacuum cleaner at all! Wu Yi naturally didn't believe its nonsense, "Can you talk well, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will use you as a night pot!" ”

“…… Oh, what, how are you all my master, let's love each other and unite! Unity is strength...... "To be honest, it is the most capable bottle that Wu Ill has ever seen in his life, and this mess is so messy that it almost didn't make Wu Ill dizzy, "Don't talk nonsense!" Hurry up and get down to business! Eighty-eight said solemnly, "First of all, you must know that I am an artifact sent by God to assist you, in order to target those visitors from the other world, the gods have done something to me, as long as those visitors from the other world are accepted by me, all the power they are proud of will be sucked away, and secondly, I am very hard, and you use me to hit them, it is completely double the critical damage of the knife!" ”

"Wait, I remember that you should be my most ordinary wine bottle, it should have been sent by Lao Hao a few days ago, when Wu Lao Er used you to make a haircut, you became an artifact? And how does a divine vacuum cleaner look like this? Eighty-eight jumped twice on the table and said, "What do you mean by a shot?" Do you know that there is an ambiguity in your statement? And I'm not a vacuum cleaner, although the two of us have similar functions, but Lao Tzu is an artifact, and his status is so noble that he can't compare, this is the last time I've heard you compare me with a vacuum cleaner, otherwise don't blame me for turning my face with you! ”

"Jingle bell!" At this time, Wu Ill's mobile phone rang, and Wu Ill didn't answer it when he saw that it was a birth number, but he didn't expect Eighty-Eight to jump up and connect it. "Hey, is it Lao Wu? I'm your dad! "It's hard to imagine what a beer bottle looks like listening to the phone, and it's even harder to imagine that a god and a beer bottle can quarrel with a wine bottle in different ways! God in the end, that voice is really loud!

Wu Yi felt that his ears had been raped, and all kinds of foul language made him, a well-informed gangster, feel unspeakable. "Hey old Wu, it's me, don't scold me for being Wu ai, are you with a bottle?" Lao Wu over there is still a little unsatisfied, "This grandson is just scolding, is it easy for Lao Tzu to take him down from the USB drive, this grandson swallowed more than a dozen of my T seeds, and he still dares to say that he is my father!" ”

Eighty-eight was actually scolded, just now he said that he was extremely hard, and now it is as soft as noodles that have been soaked overnight, and it is worse. "Then you pay attention, your new customer is coming soon, this time it's a bit special and it's hard to describe him, anyway, you just pay attention, okay, don't talk about it, the city management is here!" There was a cacophony of shouting and scolding on the other end of the phone.

I don't know what this old god stick is doing, but Wu Yi has become interested in the new tenant, and he can make Wu Lao Er such a superb old bastard describe it, what is it? Wu Yi opened the refrigerator that he hadn't touched for a long time, thinking that it had spent countless difficult nights with Wu Ai, although the freezing effect was a little poor, but it was just right to lie down and sleep, but now it has become an unlucky space door!

The still water is like a curtain of all kinds of strange creatures flashed, Wu Yi had a big head when he thought that they would become his customers in the future, how could he explain to others why a dog had wings, how to explain a sheriff with a cat's head, how to explain the stone man who was still running around with rocks? It seems that it is necessary to have a good talk with Wu Laoer!

These creatures huddled together in a noisy manner, anyway, Wu Yi felt upset at a glance, and then a giant pointed in the direction of Wu Yi and shouted, "There is a door there, everyone rush!" Wu Ai almost couldn't hold back his pee, if this group of things really came out, it would be a lot of fun, Wu Ai shuddered and closed the refrigerator door, leaned weakly on the refrigerator, pulled his hair and moaned, "What kind of sin am I doing!" ”

"Do you want me to help you out?" Huang Mei appeared in front of Wu Yi with a smile, like a birdman with wings on her back, oh angel, if her face wasn't so swollen. Wu Yi's goosebumps rose instantly, and he reached out to take the paralyzed eighty-eight on the table, everything was late, everything was over.

That night, Wu's body and mind were traumatized indelible, and after he was beaten by Huang Mei again, his whole body, pay attention! It's the whole body! Body! Body! (Important things to say three times!) The hair all over his body has been burned, and Wu Zhi's head now can't even stand on a fly. Maybe it won't hurt if you are abused to the extreme, Wu Yi is actually Huang Mei in his mind now, if he opens a barber shop, it must be good, he will be able to shave his head professionally and perm his head!

This is all forced by life, so that Wu Ill, a person who is not good, not bad, not old and not young! It's completely out of the eyes!

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