"Jingle bells! ......""Why are there so many students today? Who's the one to feed? Oh, wait a minute, I'll pick you up. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "The one who called was the Huang Mai who claimed to be a national service, the one who was almost "purified" by Huang Mei last time, and they didn't know whether they were dead or alive, and they had already arrived at the door of Wu Ai's house, and the main reason for calling was to confirm whether Huang Mei's mood was stable.

People came with something this time, this is almost the first time that someone has come to visit officially since Wu Ill opened, his fox friends and dog friends came empty-handed, Wu Ill's new image made Huang Mai almost unrecognized, "You are Mr. Wu Ill?" Wu Yi touched his bald head and smiled, "What, isn't it hot, so cool." You said you could come, and you would bring something! ”

Wu Ai's humble subordinates were not merciful at all, and they were almost snatched from Huang Mai's hands, "A small gift is not a tribute, uh!" As soon as he spoke, Wu Yi had already walked into the house with a large bag and a small bag. Huang Mai was still hesitant whether to go in or not, Huang Mei left a deep impression on him last time. Wu Yi put down his things and beckoned to Huang Mai, "Come in, don't be afraid, she is now in a weak period." ”

Even so, Huang Mai still turned back three times in one step, for fear that the screen would go black before he could see what was in the house. Wu Yi pointed to Huang Mei, who was lying on the sofa and smiled, "No, you see it's okay, ah!" "The finger stretched out a little close, and it was bitten! Just now, Huang Mei used all the little strength she recovered to clean up Wu's illness. Although she doesn't want to move now, she still can't get used to Wu Ai's arrogant appearance.

Wu Yi used a band-aid to put his hand on to let Huang Mai sit down, because the sofa was occupied by the goddess, so the two of them could only squat on the horse, and put a wine bottle in the middle, if they inserted a branch of flowers, there was really no sense of disobedience.

"Officially, in the ninth group leader of the National Ability Department of Xia Huangmai, we are here to invite this person with sincerity this time..." "Inviting Miss Huang to join us, as a descendant of the Chinese people, I think everyone has the obligation to do their part for our country......" Huang Mai said in a non-la, anyway, the general meaning is that Huang Mei should join their organization, otherwise it would not be Chinese.

To be honest, he said this in front of Huang Mei is a bit unqualified, just talking about the bloodline, people don't know how many grades are purer than him, but they are the real daughter of the Yellow Emperor, Huang Mai said this in front of her is really not qualified.

Wu Yi knocked on the wine bottle to attract attention and said, "You just like her ability, in fact, she will play with fire, do more to cook, your expectations are too high." Huang Mai smiled and said, "If Miss Huang's ability can only be used for cooking, then we can only go to the toilet, and as far as we know, Miss Huang seems to have restraint on firearms, and my assistant Xiao Pang seems to have been sealed by Miss Huang last time, I hope Miss Huang can be very kind and ignore the villain." ”

"If I say she was lucky that day, would you believe it?" Huang Mai pointed to his head, meaning please don't insult my intelligence. It's difficult to do now, Wu Yi wants to tell the matter of the Transboundary Space Committee under the God Realm, but he is afraid that Huang Mai will think that he is playing him to give himself a shot, Huang Mei has not recovered yet, although he is good, he is definitely not fast enough to shoot.

Just when Wu Yi was thinking about the reason, the space door shook, and Huang Mai was startled, "Your refrigerator exploded?" "Just finished saying another shock, of course Wu Yi knows what's going on, this is a new customer coming, you said that if you don't come early or late, you have to catch up with this stall! Wait for Godzilla to come out, how do you let Wu Ill explain to others, Godzilla is a little better, if Ultraman comes out, it is estimated that Huang Mai will have to doubt life.

"Knock knock!" There was a knock on the door in the refrigerator, and it seemed that the new customer was quite polite. Huang Mai exclaimed, "Is there someone in the refrigerator?" After saying that, he jumped up and squatted behind Maza, this is looking for cover. Wu Yi hurriedly went up and pressed the refrigerator door and said, "That's not a person, it's ....... It's a big fish given to me by the hotel next door, and it's still alive and kicking up and down these days! Hehe! ”

"Really?" Huang Mai half-convinced helped Mazha up and sat down. Wu Ill is still on top here, it's not that the people inside are pushing out, but Wu Ill is afraid that an inexplicable creature will come out, so it's really intelligible. "Mr. Huang, it's not too early to see that it's too early, or you'll come back tomorrow?" Huang Mai looked at the sky that was still shining in the sun, "Oh! Yes, I'm still a little bit of a beforehand, so you don't have to send it away! ”

I didn't expect this thing to be so easy to talk to, just now some strange liquid began to seep out of the refrigerator, and it looked slimy and looked like snot, "Grass!" It can't be a slug, right? Wu Yi waited for Huang Mai to go away before opening the refrigerator, "Wow! A cloud of transparent unknown liquid confused Wu Ai's face, and Wu Ai couldn't help but take a sip.

"Gross!" "Gross!" Huang Mei is disgusted by Wu Ill, this pile of wriggling unknown liquid is too disgusting, Wu Ill vomited while not forgetting to put the refrigerator door card, if something comes out again, Wu Ill is afraid of his heart disease. Wu Yi directly took out his mobile phone and called Wu Lao Er, "Wu Lao Er, you are an old Wang Ba!" What the hell did you get for Lao Tzu? What about getting humanoids first? What about the adaptation process? ”

Wu Lao Er smiled and said, "Didn't you already be mentally prepared, your new customers can be ever-changing, you just let him become a toilet bowl!" Wu Yi yelled, "What a fart!" It's just a bunch of snot now! I'm gone! Who's you like! "Wu Lao Er jumped to his feet: "Wu is sick, you are a turtle grandson!" Lao Tzu has given you a few T seeds, do you dare to pick a seed? No way! ”

Wu Ai was about to cry: "Then what do you let Lao Tzu do?" This thing is such a lump that Lao Tzu can't even hold his bucket! Hurry up and find a way, or believe it or not, I'll flush him down the toilet! "Okay, okay, you're the master! Wait, I'll check it for you! After Wu Lao Er finished speaking, he hung up with a pout.

Wu Yi looked at this squirming snot, and the more he looked at it, the more disgusting he became, and then he picked up the mop and filled his new customer into a bucket, a full two buckets! At this time, Wu Laoer's call also came, "Hey Wu, I found out, your new customer is not snot, it's a slime!" "Is there a difference?" In Wu Ill's opinion, slimes are no different from slugs, anyway, they have no brains, fortunately, this slime doesn't look very dirty, otherwise Wu Ill really has the urge to wash it away.

"The difference is big, don't think that people have no brains, they are future high-tech creatures, they just need to stay at a constant temperature to work, otherwise it is easy to become a pool, or a piece! If you blow him the air conditioner, it will probably be restored to its original state. Okay, let's not talk about it, the damn chengguan is here again, and Lao Tzu's fortune-telling is not stable! ”

Wu Yi lifted the two buckets of tenants to the air conditioner before remembering that there was no electricity, and it seemed that he could only wait for the incoming call. Just as he was about to go back, he saw a pair of eyes, in those eyes in addition to shock or shock, if it weren't for the good professionalism that kept reminding him, he would have been shouting and taking pictures, in fact, he seemed to be using his watch to record the video.

"Yellow wheat! Aren't you gone! Why are you still playing voyeurism! "The owner of those eyes is Huang Mai, he is now climbing on the window after Wu's illness, and he still has two grasses on his head, and he doesn't know who learned this camouflage technique from, it's too hasty! Wu Yi could be sure that he had been crawling there for a while, and it was estimated that everything that had just happened had been recorded.

Huang Mai saw that he was discovered, so he simply didn't hide it, and directly squatted on the windowsill with a water gun in his hand and pointed at Wu Ill, "Tell me honestly!" Are you an alien? Wu was deeply skeptical of the intelligence of their organization, and there were still people who believed in aliens that didn't exist. But after thinking about it, Wu Laoer, that bad old man, is a god, why can't there be aliens? Next time I'll ask him for an ET to play.

Wu Sick is good to say that he persuaded Huang Mai to come down from the windowsill, not because he was afraid of his water gun, but from behind him there have been several cats with bad intentions, Wu Sick is the second leader of this piece, the auxiliary minister of the cat clan, there are a few guard cats patrolling too normal, Wu Sick is for the sake of Huang Mai's descendants, this group of cats don't know where to learn, turn to the next three ways, can't prevent it!

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