Chapter 002: God-level Resigned King!
The drama had to be done enough, and it was not until half past eleven that Le Yifan left with Su Xiaoqian, who had changed into clothes. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
About 100 meters downstairs, behind a bus stop platform, the two came to a noodle restaurant to eat noodles.
The noodle shop has no name, except for a light box with noodles, shoshou, rice noodles and prices in the aisle in front of the store.
It's a mom-and-pop street stall, and the business is very light, which is a world of difference compared to the rice noodle restaurant that is full next to it.
Sitting down directly at the table under the big-leaf banyan tree at the door, Le Yifan shouted to the proprietress and said, "Two small bowls of beef noodles." ”
Because Le Yifan is a frequent customer, the proprietress smiled: "It's a little late to get off work tonight." ”
At this time, the boss walked out of the shop, which was only a few square meters. When he came to Le Yifan, he began to smoke.
took out the soft cloud, and Le Yifan handed it over: "Come on, smoke mine." ”
After greeting the boss, he looked at Su Xiaoqian, who was sitting opposite him.
Spuffing out a puff of cigarette, he smiled, "Thank you just now." Go to a movie in a while to make up for it? Or go to the Di Bar for a while? ”
After wiping the table with a napkin, Su Xiaoqian handed the scalded chopsticks to Le Yifan again: "It's okay, I hate Huang Qiang anyway." Wait, don't look back, he's coming. ”
With a squint of eyes, Le Yifan glanced at the Four Seasons Hotel diagonally across the road, and then laughed: "If you want to be beaten to death by slapping your face, help people to the end, we let him see us go to open a room together, what do you think?" ”
was stunned for a moment, but when she thought that she had just had her period in the past few days, Su Xiaoqian smiled and said, "Yes, can you still eat me." ”
Young people are strong, and when they see beautiful women, they want to go to it, and they open a house together and vow to cross the 38th line, I can't say for sure.
Le Yifanlang, who didn't understand the situation, laughed twice, but didn't speak.
After a while, the noodles were served on the table.
Le Yifan actually has no requirements for eating, but he especially likes to eat noodles, which can be said to be faceless and unhappy.
As soon as he took a bite, he turned his head to the proprietress and smiled: "The noodles are a little softer tonight, and they will be harder tomorrow night." ”
At this moment, the mysterious voice from before sounded in his mind again: "Just quit a job, players can now draw a lottery." Excuse me, is the draw abandoned or accumulated? Or is it going on now? ”
Dumbfounded, Le Yifan was dumbfounded.
Putting down the chopsticks, he observed Su Xiaoqian and the things around him, everything seemed so normal.
Huang Qiang, who came over, also pretended not to see himself and Xiaoqian, and continued to walk from the side.
Immediately, a thought flashed through his mind: "I'll go, what's going on?" Lottery? It's definitely going to be smoked now! ”
The mysterious voice reappeared: "Congratulations to the player for drawing the Life Skill [Pick Noodles]." In view of the player's previous special frequency resonance that activated the game, and now it is even more determined that he wants to complete the god-level resignation king, and now he has started to activate the world frequency conversion and determine the master-servant relationship. ”
"Master, I am the ninth art of the Nine Great Arts-Game, you can call me Xiao Jiu in the future. My birth is legendary, and I have a great mission to complete, and to accomplish this mission is to be controlled by you, the owner. ”
"Xiao Jiu hopes that the master will not be carried away by happiness, don't lose his mind with playthings, don't be too distracted, don't forget his original intention, countless lives are still waiting for you to save. Xiao Jiu suggested that the host ......"
What's going on? Is this really not an illusion?
I don't know if this is my confusion when I conceived the novel, or if my imagination bursts out, Le Yifan took a sip of peanut milk.
"Sss Stimulated, he couldn't help but gasp.
However, immediately, he found that his head was clear, and the voice did not appear again.
Now it's okay, continue to eat noodles.
After eating, he took Su Xiaoqian to the Four Seasons Hotel to open a room. Huang Qiang, who was hiding in the street, was heartbroken.
Although it is only 158 yuan a night, in a third-tier city, this is already a good room.
Of course, the room is not a single room, but a double room.
A man and a woman came to open a double room late at night, and when they opened the room, the two were secretly despised by the sister paper of the hotel with their eyes. Feign!
After arriving at the room, the two of them didn't do anything bad, only their hearts were itching as if they had been scratched by a cat.
The next day, three o'clock in the afternoon.
When he opened his eyes, Le Yifan felt that he had slept really well last night, and it was really good to sleep until he woke up naturally.
He got up yawning and was stunned as soon as he got up.
What's up with the Black Bull drink on the bedside table?
I opened it and took a sip, it still tasted like a red bull, but how did it become a black bull?
Yes, the set has become Tu Aisi, do you want to try it? Forget it, my brother doesn't like to wear condoms. Moreover, what kind of condom do you put in the double room?
The English in a row of clothes brands still doesn't understand the ball.
When I turned on the TV, I was stunned.
Panzihua became a flower, as well as Wuchuan, Yanjing, Xiahai, and Narrowzhou......
Turning her head and glancing at Su Xiaoqian on the other bed, she was still the same as before.
rushed to the mirror of the bathroom sink and took a look, yes, my brother is still so handsome, so temperamental, and has complete parts.
There are no obvious changes in the body of himself and Xiaoqian, so the time is still the original 2016?
What's going on? Xiao Jiu is real? It's true! It feels so real!
The world has really changed! Frequency conversion is fine. Your sister, the earth can't be an air conditioner, right?
At this moment, Su Xiaoqian knocked on the door outside: "Yifan, are you okay?" I'm going to use the bathroom. ”
Le Yifan turned his head and asked, "Woke you up?" ”
Su Xiaoqian didn't care about this problem, she just said with a painful face: "Come out quickly, I want to go in." ”
I wanted to pick beans, but thinking of something big, he quickly walked out of the bathroom.
Sitting on the bed and smoking to suppress his shock, he kept roaring in his mind: "Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu, come out for me." ”
didn't wait long, and the voice appeared: "Good afternoon, master, may I ask what you are looking for Xiao Jiu?" ”
Little hands shake, this is really, really true!
Several streams of information from the sand of the Ganges River hit the sea of souls, consciousness and memory began to merge, countless images and billions of thoughts merged.
The Tao Te Ching, the earliest on earth and the highest achievement of philosophy, is gone! The "South China Sutra" is also gone!
Scholars call it the Axial Age, the era when the most intelligent people of mankind collectively appeared, Lao Tzu, Zhuangzi, Mencius, Confucius, Socrates, Aristotle and other great men are all gone, and the crystallization of their wisdom is all gone!
Even in modern times, the world's famous orchestras such as Beethoven, Chopin, Haydn, Toscanini, Karajan, ****** and other world-class orchestras are gone!
Not only that, but the works of dance, music, art, sculpture, architecture, opera, literature, film and television, and games are all missing!
Countless people and things have changed, and the earth has been broken by Xiao Jiu!
Whew, shalf! Whew, shalf!
As a proud descendant of Yan and Huang, I Le Yifan touched my conscience and promised that I would reproduce and surpass the most glorious era of the earth!
I'm going to fight for the Earth! Burn out the last drop of blood! Burn, superburn!
Taking a deep breath, Le Yifan said solemnly: "As long as I resign from a job, I can draw a lottery?" There are thousands of musical instruments, singing, dancing, arranging, choreographing, writing books, directing, martial arts, games, flower arrangement...... I'm going to have to learn to do it all, can't I? Of course, don't get me wrong, I'm not greedy, I'm trying to rise in order to recreate the glory of the earth's civilization. I'm responsible for the fact that you've spoiled the earth, and I'm very responsible. ”
Xiao Jiu replied respectfully: "The master is so responsible!" Xiao Jiu's life experience is very legendary, his ability is against the sky, and the prize can be anything. As long as you can complete the experience of the Divine Word, you will be able to do anything. ”
After receiving a positive answer, Le Yifan excitedly took out his mobile phone to apply for various deceptive jobs online, such as a typist for 300 yuan a day.
However, soon, Xiao Jiu spoke again: "Warning, warning, the master can't be clever." Every job needs to be relatively top-notch before you quit. For example, if you now have the skill [Noodle Picking], you can choose to become a [Noodle Picker]. The noodle picker's star assessment level requires the owner to sell 300 bowls of noodles that everyone praises. ”
Hehe smiled, and the corners of Le Yifan's mouth raised: "Don't beep, Lao Tzu wants you to take care of it." ”
Xiao Jiu warned again: "Master, please be cautious, although Xiao Jiu can't erase the master, he has the power to make the master's life worse than death." Severed hands, severed feet, paralysis, dementia, castration, anything goes. ”
With a shudder, Le Yifan lit a cigarette again to suppress his shock.
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