Le Yifan, 23 years old, male. www.biquge.info As his name suggests, he is a very happy person, and his colleagues affectionately call him a joke.

Of course, he doesn't think so. The number of Dayan is fifty, and there are nine out of forty, and he thinks that he is the legendary one who has escaped.

However, in fact, he is an ordinary and extraordinary comic.

11 p.m., Pan Zihua, East District, tilapia hot pot restaurant, 3rd floor.

Of the 32 tables in the hall, more than half of them still have leftover soup bowls.

As a legendary vegetable student who will spit on your dishes as long as you anger him, Le Yifan is listening to songs with headphones and pushing a double-layer aluminum alloy dining cart with one hand to collect dishes.

The sky is above, the loess is below, the conscience of heaven and earth, the sun and the moon are bright!

Le Yifan touched his conscience and assured that even if the guests were extremely annoying, he never spat in the guests' dishes.

At most, it is not to serve food to the guests, tell the guests that their favorite dishes have been sold out, add seven spoons of peppercorn noodles to the green vegetable soup, add ten spoons of salt to the bottom of the pot and the like, and there will be absolutely no vulgar spitting!

In addition to being a vegetable heir, he also has many identities.

Of course, the heroes don't mention the courage of the year, and if you want to listen to the story, do you have good wine, good food and good smoke?

He has a wide range of hobbies, but his real hobby is listening to songs and dancing.

The songs and music he has listened to are not millions but hundreds of thousands, and the music on the computer takes up even more memory than a small movie!

Music dreams, dance dreams, rich dreams, star dreams, hero dreams, martial arts dreams, fairy dreams, music god dreams, dancing fairy dreams......

All his dreams rely on music and dance to sustenance and carry.

Some scholars say that all civilization and art originated from dance.

Beethoven said that music is a higher revelation than all intelligence, all philosophy.

Le Yifan said that dance is the face of music, music is the soul of dance, Tongle is the god of dance, and music and dance are the most sacred.

No, he's listening to the song right now. To be precise, it is to listen to pure music, a Western-style symphonic remix of Chinese-style "Xian"!

Hear the music high. The tide part, he burned, he imagined that he was an immortal standing above the nine heavens, burning through the sky!

Of course, his serious expression, affectionate roar, rhythmic nod, magnificent waving, and graceful dance in place are the behavior of snake spirits in the eyes of outsiders.

"Hehe, Yifan is fighting chicken blood again."

"You see, Foreman Huang walked towards him. Let's go and warn him, or he'll be fined again. ”

"No, he won't allow anyone to interrupt him while he's listening to music. Otherwise, he will turn his face. ”

"What then? I can't figure it out, why does Huang Qiang keep targeting Yifan? ”

"It's not simple, Huang Qiang's kid is chasing Su Xiaoqian, and what Su Xiaoqian likes is Le Yifan, understand?"

Watching Huang Qiang get closer and closer, Le Yifan became more and more excited, and more than a dozen vegetable passers and waitresses were in a hurry, but they could only do it in a hurry. Even, it is impossible to convey a look, because Le Yifan has closed his eyes.

At this time, Huang Qiang, who walked behind Le Yifan, patted his left shoulder: "I'm listening to songs again during work hours, hurry up and put away the dishes." ”

At this time, the tactile sensation from his shoulder suddenly shattered Le Yifan's dream of dancing immortals, and he was pulled back to reality from the sublimation of his soul in an instant.

Anger! Fury!

When he turned around and saw that it was Huang Qiang, he was even more furious.

In great pain, he turned off the music and took off his headphones, he didn't say anything, but at this moment, his right hand was on the edge of a large square porcelain bowl on the dining car.

With his right hand to the right side, the remaining water spinach soup in the bowl is poured out. Immediately, he looked at Huang Qiang like a poisonous snake staring at a mouse.

In an instant, it was this moment that Huang Qiang shivered all over!

Because he is a rival in love, he took advantage of his position to fine him if he had nothing to do.

Smoking, chatting, arriving late, leaving early, absenteeism, not wearing work clothes, and other reasons were used, but he never quibbled.

I thought he had said, "Please don't interrupt me while I'm listening to a song with headphones on, thank you!" "That's.

However, this is really his taboo, which is equivalent to trampling on his dignity!

He is a giant volcano that stretches for 100,000 kilometers! One point and it burns!

There is no doubt that if he doesn't run now, he will be crippled!

Grass! I'm flashing!

At this time, the porcelain bowl in Le Yifan's hand had already been thrown towards Huang Qiang by him.

Boom!

The porcelain bowl smashed into the tile floor next to Huang Qiang, and was shattered by the fall, splashing shards on the ground. Off!

And Le Yifan's voice now seems to come from hell, extremely terrifying and low: "You beep again!" ”

The secret saying in my heart is so dangerous, so dangerous. Although his legs were a little weak, when he turned around and saw the disdainful eyes and mocking expressions of his colleagues, including his own goddess Su Xiaoqian, for a moment, Huang Qiang stimulated his own backbone: "You, do you still want to do it?" ”

"You are paralyzed, and being a foreman is a bull. A job as a vegetable passer, do you think Lao Tzu is rare? Tell you, Lao Tzu is gone. Grass! Just as Le Yifan roared, suddenly, a voice appeared in his head: "Do you want to go to work?" ”

He subconsciously answered: "On the yarn." ”

The voice then asked, "Do you want to resign?" ”

I don't know what's going on, but he still replied categorically: "Yes! ”

"Do you know the premise of resignation?"

"I don't know."

"Go to work first."

"Grass!"

The voice disappeared, and when he came back to his senses, Le Yifan couldn't help but scold, which tease is talking to me, hallucination?

Before he could continue to think about it, the waiters and the vegetable servants all gathered around.

Even, among the remaining two tables of guests, some people even got up and took pictures with their mobile phones.

Taking off the yellow overalls that he had long been unaccustomed to, Le Yifan walked towards the changing room.

When he came out again, he walked to the bar in front of the store.

When everyone was comforting, he took out bottles of peanut milk from the refrigerator in the bar and put them on the bar, and took another 200 yuan soft cloud cigarette: "You don't have to persuade me, come, I invite you to drink milk." ”

Although it is very hot, it is still a bit stimulating to drink peanut milk with a bit of ice at this time of January.

Huang Qiang said loudly at this time: "Le Yifan, what are you doing?" ”

Unhurriedly opened the cigarette and played the village, Le Yifan smiled: "I still have half a month's salary of 800 yuan to press here, I don't want it." In addition to what I consume, there is also money in the store. ”

Because of the hostile relationship between different positions, plus Le Yifan is usually very popular, so the waiters and vegetable bearers are now united with him.

"Yes, the rest of the money will be used as a mental damage fee for you, it will scare you."

"Haha, that's right, I just saw his cowardice, it's just happy."

"Paralyzed, what are you staring at? What do you look at? Do you want us to beat you up to be comfortable? ”

Looking at Huang Qiang, who was gritting his teeth, Le Yifan instantly made up for it.

He leaned on the marble counter of the bar, with melancholy eyes, and said softly to Su Xiaoqian in the crowd: "Xiaoqian, I have no job, and my fragile heart is very hurt." Can you stay with me tonight? ”

Shui Ling's big eyes turned, and then, Su Xiaoqian's face turned crimson and said, "Yes." I want to take a day off tomorrow, what do you think? ”

Confused, collective, sentient beings! Tomorrow off!

I didn't expect Su Xiaoqian to be so smart and righteous, and the mending knife was even more ruthless than herself, aiming at Huang Qiang, who had a miserable white face, Le Yifan smiled and said: "Xiaoqian, I knew you loved me." We're going to be happy tonight. ”

"Oh, Brother Fan is going to be happy tonight."

"Not only tonight, but tomorrow will be happy, envy."

"Hehe, we're going to be happy tonight."

Several vegetable students mended the knife one after another, and Huang Qiang was stimulated to vomit blood.

Finally, in a burst of laughter, Huang Qiang, who clenched his fists, turned around and walked towards the office.

At this time, the green tendons on his face were sudden, wriggling like an earthworm, extremely hideous.