Chapter 0003, [Xiang Yu, King of Destruction]
Because of a funny deal with Zhu Houzhao, it is already half past eight in the morning. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The courier starts work a little earlier than other types of work, at half past seven, a full hour late.
But Zhu Jun didn't call to ask for leave, but casually washed his face and rushed out of the house, riding an electric car to the distribution station to which he belonged.
No matter what kind of wealth the customers of the Time and Space Gate will bring him in the future, at least for now, this job as a courier is still very important to him.
The capital is notoriously expensive for rent, and in order to save 400 yuan a month, Zhu Jun chose an urban village half an hour's drive from the distribution station.
As soon as he left the dirty village and entered the main road, his cell phone rang.
Zhu Jun pulled over, took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID on the screen, and suddenly felt a chill rushing from his back to his head.
It is the internal landline phone of the distribution station, and there is only one person who can use it, Zhu Jun's boss, who is also the director of the distribution station, and is privately called the old virgin Yao Chunhua of Sister Yao.
Sure enough, as soon as Zhu Jun connected, he heard a Hedong lion roar as high as 100 decibels from inside, "Zhu Jun, where did you die, do you want to do it or not, do you know .......?"
For five minutes, Zhu Jun was stunned and couldn't say a word, so he could only listen to Yao Chunhua's counting like a machine gun.
"Zhu Jun, why don't you speak, do you think I really won't open you?" After Yao Chunhua finished counting, he didn't even leave a chance to breathe for others, so he immediately began to question again.
For this old virgin who can't get married in her thirties, Zhu Jun can only smile bitterly, "Director Yao, I ......"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Yao Chunhua again, "What am I, and I want to pretend to be sick and stand up, no way, if you don't complete the task today, don't think about getting off work, don't die quickly." ”
Hearing her say this, Zhu Jun suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly replied, "Understood, thank you Director Yao." ”
Generally, in addition to newcomers, the old courier has the saying that he has a task, and he earns more by doing more, and he is paid by the piece, Yao Chunhua said that he indirectly let Zhu Jun go.
After rushing to the distribution station, Zhu Jun was counted down by Yao Chunhua again, and only then did he start a busy day.
If you want to say when Zhu Jun is happiest every day, count the time when he goes to work to pick goods and returns to the warehouse after work.
Because at that time, he could see the girl he liked in the warehouse, Xu Ya.
The straight black hair of the shawl, the delicate and clean face and a pair of big eyes that can talk brightly fascinated Zhu Jun.
But there was little communication between them, except for the occasional nod and hello, and there was no deep contact. Every time at this time, Zhu Jun would secretly hide on the side and watch her busy figure. And Xu Ya didn't pay attention to the strange eyes in the corner again, she was always busy.
It turns out that this kid is in unrequited love!
In fact, Zhu Jun wanted to deliberately contact Xu Ya many times, but gave up halfway every time.
Not because of shyness, not because of fear of rejection, but because of low self-esteem.
That's right, in the face of other people, whether male or female, Zhu Jun has never felt inferior, but when facing Xu Ya, he always stops.
He has no money, no house, no car, no education, and he looks very ordinary, and he always has an inexplicable sense of inferiority complex when facing the person he likes.
But whenever he is in a dream, this kid has no sense of inferiority at all, and his hands are unceremoniously, if he hadn't been woken up by the alarm clock this morning, Xu Ya's clothes would have been stripped off by him.
It can be seen that this kid is completely a thief but not a thief.
......
After a busy day, it was finally time to get off work again, Zhu Jun greedily glanced at Xu Ya, who was still busy, and rode an electric donkey away from the distribution station.
There is a sparsely populated section of the urban village from the distribution station to the urban village where he rented a house because it has been demolished, and Zhu Jun can hardly see a single figure as he passes by.
Suddenly, the phone rang again.
Zhu Jun didn't stop, just slowed down and took out his phone.
This time it wasn't someone calling, it was the software of the space-time portal flickering.
Without thinking about it, Zhu Jun subconsciously clicked in.
"Bang ......"
As soon as my finger pressed on the phone screen, I heard a loud bang.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Jun flew backwards with the electric car like a kite with a broken string.
"Ah...... Ah......h
Zhu Jun, who was frightened by the sudden encounter, screamed loudly.
"Uh......" Soon, though, the screaming stopped abruptly.
A big hand caught him from behind.
The electric car passed over his head and landed a few meters behind, making a loud "bang" sound.
Zhu Jun was completely stupid and didn't know what was going on.
"Your Excellency is the treasurer of the Space-Time Gate?"
Zhu Jun was still in the clouds, but he was awakened by a male voice behind him.
"Are you ......" Zhu Jun tilted his head, but couldn't see the appearance of the person behind him clearly, "Let me down!" ”
After coming down, after Zhu Jun turned around and saw the appearance of the person who came, he couldn't help but think of the part where Wei Xiaobao described Chen Jinnan in Lu Ding Ji, who was eight feet tall and had a waist circumference of eight feet.
Although it is exaggerated, it is also appropriate to describe the benevolent brother in front of him.
This person is nearly two meters tall, and he looks like a mountain, which is intimidating.
But such a big man, with a good face, a Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a mustache, not to mention ancient times, in today's society, can also fascinate many big girls and little daughters-in-law.
"A certain is a book, but you are the gate of time and space......" Xiang Ji saw that Zhu Jun kept looking at him, so he continued to report to his home.
But before he finished speaking, he saw Zhu Jun pointing to the electric car that had been completely scrapped a few meters behind him, and interrupted him, "I just want to know, did you crush my electric car?" The tires are pressed to 90 degrees, what a lot of strength! ”
"Uh......"
Although Xiang Ji didn't understand what Zhu Jun said, he looked back at the torn electric car, no matter how stupid he was, he couldn't help but blush, and nodded awkwardly.
"Calm down, calm down......" Zhu Jun slapped his chest, took a few deep breaths, and said, "Let's talk about it!" What do you want to buy? ”
"Xiang didn't want to buy anything, but asked the shopkeeper for help." Xiang Ji leaned over and clenched his fists and said.
"Help?" Zhu Jun pointed to his nose and said, "What can I help you?" ”
Xiang Ji smiled and continued: "The shopkeeper is a god, so he can naturally help Xiang. ”
"Don't lift me up, talk about it! What's up? Zhu Jun shook his head and smiled, thinking to himself, this person obviously regarded him as a fairy-like figure.
Xiang Ji saw Zhu Jun say this, and he was not polite, and said: "Tyrannical Qin has no way, Yu has been determined to recover Great Chu since he was a child, but the current war is tense, and the soldiers are still precarious.......
"Stop!" Zhu Jun hurriedly interrupted, he didn't want to hear any big truth, and asked directly, "What do you want to say?" ”
Xiang Ji smiled awkwardly and said, "Xiang wants to ask the shopkeeper to help take care of his wife for a while." ”
"What?" Zhu Jun obviously didn't understand for a while, "What do you want me to do?" ”
"Xiang wants to send his wife here and ask the shopkeeper to take care of him for a while." Xiang Ji continued.
Zhu Junle, is there such a good thing?
Are you not afraid that after Lao Tzu takes care of him, he will help you give birth to a son by the way?
Thinking of this, Zhu Jun asked casually, "What's your wife's name?" ”
"Wife? The shopkeeper asked Mrs. Xiang? Xiang Ji did not doubt him, and replied: "Yu Ji." ”
"What?" Zhu Jun was shocked, looked at the big man in front of him incredulously, pointed at him, and stammered, "You...... You are...... Overlord Xiang Yu? ”