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"Hey! The grade relied on taking medicine at a young age, and in another ten years and eight years, it is estimated that there will only be greed left. ”

"It's really useless, my husband is sixty years old, and he still has a strong heart......"

"If you wake up early in the morning and think about doing that kind of thing, sooner or later your kidneys will ......"

"Don't you see? This kid has lost his kidneys. ”

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On the way back, Zhu Jun's ears were always surrounded by the fat doctor and those morning exercise aunts who despised and ridiculed, and lingered for a long time.

As soon as he got home, he casually threw viagra to Zhu Houzhao, and said with a dark face: "This is the medicine you want, Lao Tzu is unlucky today, hurry up." ”

"Hey, hey." Zhu Houzhao held the box of viagra tightly as if he was a baby, and he didn't care about Zhu Jun's tone at all, "I have read countless people, and I have never seen someone like you, with a sad face all day long." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Zhu Jun to speak, he continued: "I still have to go back to test the effect of your medicine, so I will leave." ”

"Toot toot...... Toot ......"

As soon as Zhu Houzhao proposed to leave, Zhu Jun's mobile phone began to "beep", and a choice [whether to complete the transaction, YES/NO] also appeared on the screen.

The ringing of the mobile phone brought Zhu Jun back to reality, and when he saw the text displayed on the mobile phone, Zhu Jun reacted, "It's not right!" Deal! Lao Tzu gave you something, what about the money? ”

"Uh......" Zhu Houzhao was also obviously stunned, in his opinion, he is the Ninety-Five, the emperor above everyone, Zhu Jun's ability to serve him is all the blessings of the ancestral tomb and the cultivation of several lifetimes. Besides, he doesn't have any money on him now! So, he shook his head happily and said, "I am a dignified son of heaven, how can I bring that mundane thing with me." ”

"What?" Zhu Jun was suddenly unhappy, and there were many strange things in the morning, not only did he not succeed in the class, but he was also despised by a group of women, and he was busy for a long time, spending hundreds of dollars, and ended up making a loss-making deal.

I saw him gritting his teeth and staring at the innocent Zhu Houzhao, and said viciously: "Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are the emperor or not, if you don't come up with something today, you will give Lao Tzu to be a duck to pay off the debt." ”

I'll go, this kid's heart is black enough! Zhu Houzhao had more than enough heart but not enough strength, if he really went to be a duck to serve those lonely wives who were thirty like wolves and forty like tigers, it would be strange if they were not squeezed into human affairs.

Zhu Houzhao knew that he was at a loss, and this was not his territory, so he said with a smiling face: "Don't worry, the shopkeeper, I am indeed penniless, but I don't know if this string of prayer beads can be repaid?" ”

After speaking, Zhu Houzhao hurriedly took off a string of emerald green prayer beads on his wrist and handed it to Zhu Jun.

Zhu Jun couldn't tell whether it was good or bad, but he also knew that the things that the emperor was wearing on his hand were definitely not cheap, so he honestly and unceremoniously put the rosary on his wrist and put on an expression that let you go, "Forget it, I'm not an unreasonable person, go back!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Zhu Houzhao to speak, he clicked on the mobile phone screen.

This time he saw it clearly, and Zhu Houzhao disappeared directly in front of him.

This time, even if he doesn't believe in evil, Zhu Jun also believes it.

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After playing with the jade-like rosary for a while, Zhu Jun remembered the software that appeared inexplicably on his phone.

In the full-frequency mobile phone software, this software called the gate of time and space doesn't see anything special, it's more like an ordinary game software, inconspicuous.

Click in and find that there are three options in it: shopkeeper information, transaction information, and merit value exchange.

Looking at the shopkeeper's information first, he found that there was nothing special, just some of his personal information, and an empty personal skill, but one of them required three thousand merit points to open the traversal function that attracted him.

"Can I cross too?" Zhu Jun originally thought that only people could travel over, but he didn't expect that he could also travel to other time and space, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed.

There is only one item in the transaction information, which reads Ming Wuzong Zhu Houzhao, and there is a small icon of a telephone handle on the back.

What do you mean?

Is it still possible to call customers?

So how do they answer the phone?

Out of curiosity, Zhu Jun clicked on the phone icon behind Zhu Houzhao's name.

Sure enough, there was a beeping sound on the mobile phone immediately, and the words "connected" were also displayed.

"Zhu Jun, I want to destroy your nine clans......"

As soon as the phone was connected, Zhu Jun heard Zhu Houzhao's angry roar.

"Uh....." Zhu Jun was stunned for a moment, and said stupidly: "The medicine has no effect? ”

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Jun understood why Zhu Houzhao was angry, because the phone was still mixed with the wheezing voice of the woman.

Dare to do experiments as soon as you go back!

It seems to work out pretty well.

didn't give Zhu Houzhao a chance to continue to be mad, Zhu Jun hurriedly continued: "You continue, you continue." ”

After saying that, he immediately hung up the phone.

Zhu Jun still doesn't understand what the specific meaning of this phone function is, is it to develop long-term customers? Nothing to contact emotionally?

Shaking his head and smiling, Zhu Jun turned on the last function, merit value.

There are two options for merit points, one is the consumption record, and the other is the exchange mall.

Merit is now 45.

Looking at the consumption records, Zhu Jun understood that it turned out that it was necessary to use merit to call customers, which should have been fifty, but because he had made a call to Zhu Houzhao just now, five points were deducted.

The exchange mall is a lot richer, there are enhanced physique, martial arts cheats, spell cheats, Taoist elixirs, magic weapons, magic pets, etc., in addition to enhancing the physique, each of which has at least hundreds of choices, which is simply a mobile treasure trove.

Although there are countless treasures, the merit value required is also scary, and the cheapest cheats have thousands of merit points, not to mention the others.

Zhu Jun didn't know why the Gate of Time and Space suddenly appeared in his mobile phone, nor did he know why he chose him, let alone what kind of impact it would have on his future. But for a man who is already poor, this coming adventure may be his chance to make a fortune.

Zhu Jun is a rural baby who has not graduated from high school and came out of the mountains in his teens, and his lack of education means that he cannot find a job that can be easily earned. When he first arrived in the capital, there were stalls in the urban villages under the overpass, but the crazy uncle always liked to chase him all over the streets. Later, I also engaged in construction with my fellow villagers, and I also pedaled three wheels to deliver goods.

After eight years in the capital, he still achieved nothing, and now he works as a courier in a courier company, in addition to the rent and living expenses a month, he can also get four or five thousand, and he also has a five-figure deposit in his hand, which is not much money, but he is also hungry.

However, for a twenty-five or six-year-old person, the embarrassing family and the upcoming life events are the current urgency, and the few children in his hands are really too much short.

In these years, getting married is either a house, a car, or a deposit, and the countryside is prosperous, and it is often more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan, which is not something that his family can take. His parents are both authentic farmers, so if he wants to get a daughter-in-law, he has to rely on his own efforts.

Therefore, no matter why the Gate of Time and Space found him and what his purpose was, as long as his parents could no longer worry about him, marry a daughter-in-law in a beautiful manner, and live a worry-free life, he would not hesitate to seize this opportunity.

But before that, Zhu Jun didn't dare to easily lose his stable job. Because he doesn't know when this gate of time and space will open, and waiting for the rabbit is not his style.

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