Chapter 1 No Fault Waste Acquisition Station

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The Defective Scrap Yard is located in Uh...... Do you think there is a good place to open a scrap yard? It's not important, the important thing is that our protagonist, Wu Sick, has no problem with his nickname! I think I was also mixed on the road at the beginning, a beer bottle makes it fascinating, known as a bottle in hand, I have it in the world. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

In fact, the main thing is that the beer bottle is not a contraband, even if there is a note to interrogate you, you can say that you just finished drinking, of course, if you are driving, you can't say that, Wu was fined more than 200 yuan because of this. The beer bottle is an artifact of the Taoist people, and the brick is known as "the most handy, the best to find, and the least easy to kill" artifact. And beer bottles are a big use! Very big! Emergencies can be used to solve physiological problems, hehe, unisex, it mainly depends on technology!

Wu Yi joined the Qinglong study group in junior high school, used a mop rod, used a safflower stick, and finally set his housekeeper into a beer bottle, and woke up after three years of mixing in the underworld, and since then the bottle has left a small myth in their middle school.

With a soft spot for beer bottles, he opened a scrap yard and repaired bicycles part-time. At the beginning of the opening, there was also a large group of like-minded people who gave face, but in fact, it was mainly a group of people who came to ask the price to pick up rags. Because he really couldn't take his own words, he specially prepared good wine and food to entertain his friends, ready to let him put pen to paper, but everyone drank too much that night, and made an unbearable mistake, and the "Wu Disease Waste Acquisition Station" became a "No Defect Waste Acquisition Station"

"Fault! Defect! Where did you die? Do you want a bottle? This man has a snow-white beard and a shiny head, wears a Mickey Mouse vest, flower pants, and a pair of old Beijing cloth shoes have been turned into "leather slippers". These shoes are greasy and black, and they are invulnerable, and it is estimated that the bullets of the film police will not be able to penetrate them. "It's coming, it's coming! You're dying! Wu Yi stepped on flip-flops, wore big pants, and scolded and scolded.

"Lao Hao, how many times have I told you, my nickname is fine! If you don't have one, it will be tasteless! "Less nonsense, hurry up and give money, your math level is not as good as my grandson, more and less are the same!" Mathematics and his own dog crawling words are always Wu Ai's heart aches, and his homeroom teacher forcibly changed their gang into a Qinglong study group for him, which is useless.

"A total of fifty bottles, one for two cents and five for you thirteen!" Lao Hao scolded with a smile and said, "It should be twelve yuan and five, if you are still doing business like this, you will have to lose money sooner or later, listen to me, hurry up and find an accountant!" Wu Yi pouted and said, "What kind of accountant do I want when I collect the scrap, and buy popsicles for your grandson for five cents more." Lao Hao borrowed money and said, "Then thank you, but seriously, those who ask for food now have secretaries, you..." ”

Lao Hao looked at the broken watch on the wall of Wu Ill, and he didn't care about arguing with Wu Ill, so he hurriedly picked up his grandson. To be honest, Lao Hao listened to the pitiful, it was not that his son was dead, in fact, it was better to die. His son is very afraid of guilt, and he is seriously strict with his wife, and he belongs to the level where his wife can be so scared that he can't sleep for three days when he stares at him. So Lao Hao could only find a basement near his son's house to live in, at least he could see his grandson.

Lao Hao supported himself by picking up rags, picking up his grandson every day, and sometimes his son asked him for cigarette money.

"Fault! Come out! "It's business again, this time it's an aunt with a vegetable basket on her shoulder, and a bag of plastic bottles on the back of her tattered bicycle, which is quite artistic.

"Oh, Sister Wang, you're here, come and bring something!" Aunt Wang glanced at Wu Yi and said, "Just your mouth!" At the same time, he hid the basket behind his back and said, "This is not for you!" Then he threw the snakeskin bag at Wu Ai's feet and said, "This is yours!" ”

Wu Yi was almost vomited out by her disgusting eyes, but she still held back, her son is the city manager of this area, and he belongs to Wu Ai's top boss, and one sentence can make Wu Ai close. Wu said with points, "There are thirty-two in total, one for one dime, give you three yuan and five, you can take it!" Aunt Wang happily took three yuan and five cents, not because her family was short of money, but because she was a little cheap, last time Wu Yi also saw her chasing a dog to grab cans, and Wu Yi was not sure that he could catch up.

After a while, she came back again, the tire was punctured, and her body of more than 200 pounds was lost to this bicycle to be able to hold up, Aunt Wang put the bicycle up and said, "Xiao Wu, look at this ......" "It's okay, it's okay, I'll fix it with you, you wait a while." "Who let the son of the family be the city manager, Wu Yi can only repair the car for others, and this can't ask for money.

"Xiao Wu, the eldest sister only brought the money to buy vegetables today, you see ......" Wu Yi barely squeezed out a smile and said, "It's okay, what kind of money to talk about!" "Oh, what a good young man, go back and introduce you to a girl!" Aunt Wang has used this sentence countless times.

After saying that, I rode the creaking broken car and left, I have to say that the quality of the girder bicycle in the eighties and nineties is hard, and her car was still collected by Wu Zhi at the beginning, and she originally wanted to keep it for herself, but she was pulled away under the guise of finding a partner for Wu Ai.

Finally sent this great god away, Wu Yi just wanted to lie down and continue to pretend to be dead, but there was another customer outside. "Brother Wu, are you here?" You listen, you listen! That's what people say. It is worthy of being a child who goes to college, that is, he has quality.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Wu Ai is about to become a repeater, no wonder he is in such a hurry, who let this time it is a girl, and it is a good beauty. "Xiao Xia doesn't have to go to class today, huh?" Wu Ai diligently helped Xia Yu carry the plastic bag, which is not to blame him, who made him an older unmarried young man.

Xia Yu is a college student, and the university he studied at is still the best university in the city, and his appearance and character are very good, but I don't know why such a beautiful person would pick up waste. When Xia Yu came for the first time, Wu Yi thought that there was a company that was going to buy his place.

"Wow! Girl, you're going to send it! One hundred and forty-two, those two plastic brothers will count beer bottles for you, a total of thirty-five yuan and five, you wait for your brother to get you money, or you can come in and drink saliva, right? "Yes! Thank you, Brother Wu! Wu Ying really didn't think that Xia Yu would agree, so he was just polite. Xia Xue's promise made Wu Yi feel that happiness came too suddenly, and he was directly stunned.

Xia Xue asked timidly, "Otherwise, I won't drink it?" "Wu Sick jumped three feet high" Drink! Must drink! I still have aged Bird's Nest coffee, I'll make it for you! "Well, no, plain water will do." I've heard of aged wine, but I haven't heard of coffee being aged!

Don't look at the outside of Wu's house, it looks very dilapidated, in fact, the inside of the house is not much better, it can only be described as simple and tidy. But there are all kinds of household appliances and everything, and these are all waste products that he collects and can still use.

"I didn't expect your house to be so clean!" Wu Yi smiled, "If the house is not cleaned up, then I will live outside directly!" "Haha, Brother Wu, you're so funny."

Wu Yi slapped the money on the table and said, "Xiao Xia, you sit down first, and I'll boil water for you, this water is a little cold." "No need, I'm too much trouble for you!" Wu Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No trouble, no trouble, you are such a big beauty, I can come to sit with me, it's too late to be happy!" Wu Yiyi happily said what was in his heart.

Xia Xuejiao smiled and said, "What a big beauty, Brother Wu, don't bury me." Wu Yi took advantage of the boiling water and began to chat, "Xiao Xia, you said that you are so beautiful, how can a girl pick up rags?" Xia Yu smiled, "Let's experience life, just subsidize the family." With years of experience in the Tao, Wu Yi knew that she was not telling the truth, but there was no need for him to delve into it.

"The water is boiling, be careful of scalding!" "Thank you!" Xia Yu was still burned, and the tears were about to come down when he spit out his tongue. "That, Brother Wu, can I ..... Borrow your bathroom for use? ”

Wu Yi only felt stunned by the great happiness, and at this time he just wanted to shout out loudly to express his ecstasy, and he also wanted to thank his eighth-generation ancestors, he must have bought that plate of dark coins for the Chinese New Year! In fact, he stole it, who let the fake cigarette of that family give it to him.

"Brother Wu, Brother Wu, are you listening?" Xia Yu finally woke up Wu Ill, "Huh? What the? Just got distracted, you say it again. Of course, Xia Yu didn't know that Wu Yi had just finished his life with him in his mind. He smiled bitterly and said, "I was chased by a dog when I first came, and now I am covered in sweat, so I want to borrow you to wash in the bathroom, and by the way, remove the smell, and save the dog to chase again!" ”

"Oh, okay, okay! You use it, it's over there, there's a latch on the door. ”

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