Chapter 2: Mad Dogs

Wu Yi now regrets why he didn't replace the bathroom door with glass in the first place, even frosted glass is stronger than a piece of rotten wood! Then he slapped himself and told her what she was doing with the latch on the door, otherwise it would leak out of the spring. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"No, no, no, you can't look at it, or just take a look? Just take a sneak peek, she won't find out if she's fast! Just as Wu was fighting fiercely with himself, Xia Yu shouted inside, "Why doesn't Brother Wu have water?" "Huh? You see that the valve under your foot is not there, unscrew it first to have water, close it first, otherwise the amount of water will be very large......"

"Ahh Why didn't you say it earlier! It's over, it's over, my clothes are all wet! What can I do? "Xia Yu is about to cry. As soon as Wu Yi heard this, Xia Yu's delicate and clear body appeared in his mind, this is completely the temptation of wet body! Somewhere on his body, which was originally lying on his stomach, instantly stood up and thrust into the sky angrily.

Those hard-working teachers kept coming to Wu's mind, including Kurai-sensei, Ozawa-sensei, Yoshizawa-sensei, Iijima-sensei, Hata-sensei.... Wait a minute. With their hard work, sweet voices, and rich body language, these teachers have taught too much to Wu Yi and everyone in the work. Excellent works echoed in Wu Ai's mind, and with Wu Ai's rich experience in reading group films, there should be so many people who borrowed the bathroom to play temptation.

Wu Yi felt that he was about to have a heart attack, so he walked to the bathroom door tremblingly and tried to swallow a mouthful of saliva. To go in or not to go in, that's the question, is she tempting me again? "Brother Wu, can you lend me a piece of clothing?" Well, it shouldn't be, Wu Yi hung his head and went to look for clothes.

"I put the towels and clothes here, they are all new and unused, the clothes were sold before, they were small before they had time to wear, you should be fine with them." Xia Yu said sweetly inside, "Thank you, Brother Wu, you are such a good person!" ”

"Made, I was actually issued a good person card." Wu Yi returned to the sofa with one leg missing and sat down, smoking silently, this time he was really depressed, both mentally and physically.

It didn't take long for the summer rain to come out, and the hair was still wet, like a fresh and bright hibiscus out of the water. The top is still a little tight, but it makes Xia Yujiao's good figure undoubtedly revealed. Xia Yu took the water that was not so hot and drank it all, and she could see that she was really thirsty. Wu Yi laughed and said, "Are girls so bold nowadays, they dare to take a bath in a stranger's house, aren't you afraid that I'm a bad person?" ": Hahaha, Brother Wu, don't be funny, how can you be a bad person?"

Although Wu Yi thinks he is not ugly, he is by no means the kind of face that can be liked at first sight, and he was just about to start teasing twice, when he heard Xia Yu say leisurely, "And I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, and now I am the president of karate, to be honest, three or five like you can't get close to me at all." ”

With the experience of mixing on the road, she told the truth, and the salty pig hand who was originally going to hold Xia Yu turned around and picked up the ashtray, "Uh, I'm going to pour the ash!" Xia Yu took it, "I'll come, you really thank you for resting today!" ”

Xia Yu went out with the ashtray diligently, but he came back in a hurry, and the ashtray almost patted Wu on the head, "What's wrong?" Let the dog get rid of it? Xia Yu hurriedly said, "It's over, I've got to leave quickly, and the dormitory will be locked later!" Wu Yi smiled and said: "That's a good feeling, if it's really closed, you will come to live with me!" "The two of them are familiar with each other, and it doesn't hurt to make some jokes.

Xia Yu glanced at Wu Yi and said, "You think of beauty!" "After saying that, I ran away in a hurry, and I didn't forget to take the money when I was leaving." I'll send you the clothes back when I get back! Wu Yi looked at Xia Yu, who was getting farther and farther away, and replied, "No need, I'll send you!" ”

"This girl is really wild!" Wu Yi muttered to himself and walked to the bathroom, it was time for him to take a bath and eat. As soon as I entered the bathroom, there was a faint fragrance that drilled into Wu's nose, which was by no means the fragrance of shampoo, this was the body fragrance of my daughter's family.

As soon as Wu Yi lowered his head, his nosebleed almost came out, a set of pink underwear was in front of him, and the little Nene was stepping on his feet. Although this place is full of the body fragrance of summer rain, Wu Yi has not yet metamorphosed to the point of smelling other people's underwear, and throws his brain into the washing machine, and he must take a shower to go to the fire.

"Ahh It seems to be a little too cold, just a little cold, Wu disease is not taken to heart. I don't know if it's because of this name, Wu has rarely been sick since he was a child, and even has very few common colds and fevers.

"Squeak. It was already dusk at this time, and Wu Yi was rummaging in the refrigerator, "What should I eat?" What was that? "The Waste Yard is located on the edge of the city, so there are often wild dogs and night cats who come to harass Wu Disease. Picked up a piece of steel pipe and went out.

"Meow" and "Wangwang" are these two groups of wild dogs and wild cats are grabbing territory, and I don't know how they communicate, anyway, they ignore Wu Disease, the real owner. "Hurry up, hurry up! Tomorrow Lao Tzu will pee around here, and he will turn against you! As soon as Wu Dashao made a move, the wild cats and dogs suddenly dispersed, and some cats barked and some dogs howled, probably scolding Wu for his illness.

The leftovers that Wu Yi usually can't eat will be put in a basin at the back of the house, whether wild dogs or wild cats can eat, but they are absolutely not allowed to come over, mainly because the feces are too difficult to deal with.

The cats and dogs are almost all clean, but there is still a soil dog left, and this soil dog still has a collar, which should be a lost domestic dog. This earth dog is a little different, there is a lot of salivation, the tail is also drooping on the ground, and it is actually eating stones, Wu Yi can see the stone very clearly, although the head is facing himself, but he is looking behind him, this thing is actually a squint.

Wu Yi hesitated and decided to drive this superb dog away, his performance was so abnormal, Wu Yi suspected that she was the mad dog in Xia Yu's mouth. Wu Yi waved the steel pipe and shouted, "Get out of here!" You are not welcome here, don't go and beat you up! "I didn't expect Wu Yi to scare it so much, it actually limped towards the house, sniffing something gently.

"Grass, give you a face, right?" Wu Yi was about to beat the dog with a steel pipe, but he didn't expect this stupid-looking earth dog to change his dull appearance, his face was crazy, and there was more sticky saliva in his mouth. "Woohoo!" Without the slightest warning, the mad dog pounced.

"Grass!" Wu Zhi hit with a stick, although Wu Zhi was also agile at the beginning, but in the past few years, he has been completely wasted, and even has meat on his stomach. The steel pipe didn't hit the mad dog, but Wu Ai's wrist was bitten, and Wu Ai's wrist hurt and let go directly.

The mad dog that saw the blood became even more crazy, and kept biting Wu Zhi's wrist. Wu Ill is also a stick guy of more than 1.7 meters, the strength of a soil dog is definitely not as strong as him, Wu Ill picked up a stone and frantically smashed it at the dog's head, "Loosen up!" Relent! Relent! The flesh and blood of the dog's head were blurred, and Bai Sensen's bones were almost exposed, but he still didn't let go.

I suddenly remembered that my grandfather had told him before, "The wolf is a copper-headed, iron-bone, tofu waist, and if you beat a wolf, you have to hit its waist." "The difference between a dog and a wolf is not very big, Wu Yi has been completely provoked by this dead dog, and the stone in his hand smashed to its waist lifelessly.

It took a while for the mad dog to relent, and a lot of blood, rubble, branches, and other debris spat out of its mouth, and nothing could be eaten. Wu Zhi's second pole temperament is completely up, looking at the dog corpse whose pupils have been dilated, and said fiercely, "If you dare to bite me, I will dare to eat you!" ”