Chapter 162: Tang Seng came out
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"Hey, I said you're too unreliable, it's too strange to kiss a snake kiss or something, it's not a big deal to kiss it, you let two strangers kiss or snake kiss, it's really, really unreliable!" Luo Gui glared at Wu Yi and said, "You think I want to, this thing is not what I thought of, what's the use of you blaming me, bad luck and luck are the only ones that can be solved!" ”
Wang Yan sneered, "I think you are just a collective hooligan, those masters are still reasoning no matter what they say, you guys are simply bullshit!" Let's go, or I'll call 110! Wu Yi waved his hand again and again, "Don't, don't!" Although I also think this is nonsense, but this is the thing, and we have no reason to lie to you at all! ”
Huang Mei took a step forward and said, "What we said is true, I am really a female man, and the person driving outside is also Tang Seng, this is the famous Tianshan Tong Mao, and the bolt is really a dragon, although it is a little smaller, Sophia is definitely not a human, even if she is very beautiful, what reason do you think a group of people like us have to lie to you?" Besides, don't you think it's strange for a king to speak? ”
"What's so strange about that? Ever since I found out that I was covered in bad luck, I didn't believe in any materialism, and people can be unlucky enough to that extent, how can it be explained by science! It's normal for Wang Ba to be able to talk or something! "Hey! Little girl, I'm declaring once, I'm a turtle! It's not Wang Ba! There is an essential difference between us, you see how beautiful my shell is! ”
Wu Ying said to Wang Yan, "Do you want to relieve your bad luck?" Wang Yan didn't want to blurt out, "Of course!" I want to be a normal person! I can't be a pest! Wu Yi asked Xiaolong again: "Xiaolong, do you want to get rid of your luck and become an ordinary person?" "Definitely!" Wang Yan said angrily: "I'm unlucky, who sees who is unlucky, I want to get rid of you, what kind of fun?" Lucky and impatient? ”
"Humph! You know what! I can get everything I want with my hands, I just want to prove that I am not a lucky guy, and I want my children and grandchildren to mention it in my hundred years and I will think of the words "God rewards hard work"! Wang Yan sneered: "Ouch! I didn't expect you to have such a big ideal, I'm really impressed with you, little brother! ”
Men hate others to say that they are small, especially women. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Xiaolong jumped to his feet and said, "Who is it called!" I'm twenty-four! It's not certain who is big and who is small! "It's such a coincidence, I'm also twenty-four years old, I'm January 1st, are you as old as me?" The answer will be known from the constipated face of the little dragon. Huang Mei sighed and said, "Xiaolong is the second of January. ”
"Hey, hey! It's a big day, come to the child, and ask my sister to give you candy to eat. Xiaolong's face turned red and roared, "It's not a big day!" "It's a big day!" "Not counting!" "Count!"
Seeing the two fighting cocks like-for-tat, Wu Yi asked, "Luo Turtle, can the two of them get rid of their luck as long as they kiss?" Luo Turtle shook his head and said, "Of course not, your luck is born with people, whether it is good or bad, it will follow for a lifetime, and the two of them can only kiss for a while, not for a lifetime." Wu said depressedly: "How long can you manage it at a time?" ”
"Charge for five minutes, and you can manage two hours for five minutes." "You're advertising! How do I feel like you're! Luo Turtle said helplessly, "Anyway, I know such a way, if the goddess of fate is there, she can change her life, the problem is that this is not under my control, you always understand the truth that you don't seek politics if you are not in her position, right?" ”
Wu Yi suddenly remembered that he hadn't known Luo Turtle for so long and didn't know what kind of god he was, "Speaking of Luo Turtle, what kind of god are you?" Luo Gui glanced at Wu Yi and said, "Why are you asking this?" "It's nothing, just ask casually, and if there is anything in the future, I can say goodbye to you." "Humph! I don't think of worshipping God until the end, the ghosts are too lazy to pay attention to you, it's good, I'm the sleeping god who is in charge of the sleep of all things, and I will offer three incense sticks a day in the morning, noon and evening, otherwise you will lose sleep every minute! ”
Wu Yi said disdainfully, "Just you? What are sleeping pills for? Do you need to worry about it! Luo Gu stared at the black eyes and didn't say anything for a long time, "Lao Tzu made you can't wake up believe it or not!" Wu Yi immediately smiled: "Hehe! Uncle Luo, I just joked with you, you adults have a lot of don't forget to go to your heart, when you get home, I will offer you up, how can three incense sticks a day be enough, at least thirty burns! ”
Huang Mei said impatiently, "Where are you two going, don't you see those two people arguing, hurry up and think of a way!" Wu Yi spread his hands and said, "What can be done about this?" Cows can indeed force their heads if they don't drink water, but the problem is that you can't pull their tongues out of these two people, can you? The plug rolled his eyes, and the thief smiled: "How do you say how to buy some medicine for them, will hehe!" ”
Luo Gui pouted and said, "Hurry up and put away your dirty thoughts, these two people are people with great luck, if you have bad intentions towards them, it is not a simple death, God will not stop if you don't play with your life!" "Isn't that what I said, I didn't really do it, I'm not that kind of person, Tang Seng can do it." ”
Tang Seng is not here anyway, no matter what the bolt says. Huang Mei groaned, "Do you think there is a way to match them?" Wu Yi shook his head again and again, "It's difficult, you have to have a restaurant on a blind date, and Wang Yan can't go out, do you think they can have any good development in this broken place?" Huang Mei looked around for a while and finally sighed in disappointment, she also saw that it was not reliable at all.
"Alas! I thought that matching them would kill two birds with one stone, but now it seems that it has also failed! Wu Yi said curiously, "Which two?" "Xiaolong hasn't talked about a girlfriend yet, I think they are quite suitable, they can find a girlfriend and get rid of the luck on their bodies, isn't this just killing two birds with one stone, but now it seems that there is little hope."
Wu Yi complained, "I'm almost thirty years old, and I haven't seen you in such a hurry, when will you introduce me to a suitable one?" "Haven't you been in love?" That's my crush! ””
Wu Xingyun exclaimed, "No, you haven't talked about a girlfriend in the twenty-fourth year?" He is so lucky, and the woman's popularity should not be bad! Huang Mei sighed, "It's not that his vision is too high, he can't look down on many girls who deliberately touch him, and he always lies on his bed in a daze, he thinks it's a matter of luck, and he doesn't want to take advantage of others." ”
"It's really a tyrannical thing, if you want me to say that the raw rice is cooked first, why do you care so much, I don't know if there is a word called "love over time"! What a waste! What a waste! No, I'll have to discuss it with him when I go back, and if he doesn't go, you can let me come! Huang Mei looked at Wu Yi with disdain, like looking at a piece of. Wu Yi said, "I'm just talking, I can't do such a beastly thing, Tang Seng is possible." ”
Luo Gu suddenly said, "If I have a way to get the two of them out, can you match them together?" Huang Mei was surprised: "Do you have a way?" "It's not a solution, I can't do it to relieve their luck, but it's still possible to let Wang Yan and Xiaolong's aura intensity fade a little, at least there won't be any big riots together." Wu Yi complained: "If you have this way, you said it earlier, then what kind of kiss will you take." ”
"It's different, they kiss to cancel out bad luck and luck for a while, so that I can continue to receive signals, my method can only weaken their resentment, and it will not be of any real use." Huang Mei said, "Try it, although the ending between me and Ying Long is not very good, but I am a woman after all, and I still know what girls like."
Wu Yi raised his hand and said, "Although I haven't really been in love, I have theoretical knowledge and should be able to help a little." Wu Xingyun and the bolt looked at each other and said, "We can help with it, if there are any special effects that we need, we can make them." Luo Gu suddenly said with a sad face, "It's useless for us to agree, my method needs them to cooperate with each other, otherwise it will be in vain." ”
Wu Yi said suspiciously: "You won't make such a heavy thing as a snake kiss again, right?" "No, no, no! Far worse than that. (To be continued.) )
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