The creepy is no longer enough to describe Wu Ai's mood, human life is about to become a number in Wang Yan's mouth, anyway, what she means is that whoever touches her will die, in fact, this is the case, Wu Ai is not eighty-eight estimated, he will become a missing person, and it is the kind of smuggling and missing, and he will die in vain, and the country doesn't care. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Did you find someone to try?" Wang Yan said of course: "Of course! Who is so unlucky and doesn't ask for the blessing of God and Buddha! Wu Yi was surprised: "You are so superstitious? Xiaolong said, "What else are you talking about superstition, look at your customers, are they not violating scientific theorems, especially Newton, his coffin board has long been unpressable!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, we are a parallel universe conclusion, scientific! And Newton is from our side, and he can't control them. Xiaolong pouted and said, "Anyway, I don't believe in the so-called science at all." "How so?" Xiaolong pointed at Wang Yan and said, "My existence with her is no longer anti-science, we are eating human beings!" ”

Well, this is telling the truth, whether it is Xiaolong's luck or Wang Yan's bad luck, it is impossible to explain it clearly with science, Wu Yi also asked Luo Turtle a similar question at the beginning, in Luo Turtle's words, "This involves the fate of the goddess of fate, the truth of the fate, and the reincarnation of the way of heaven, anyway, it is very advanced, and an illiterate person like you who can't read all the words can't say it clearly." ”

Huang Mei slapped the table: "Okay, okay!" This topic ends here, and you are not a good learner, what qualifications do you have to discuss this issue? Wu Yi immediately stopped cooking, and the word illiteracy will always be a pain in his heart. Snapdragon stiffened his neck and said, "I'm a college student majoring in science, and this is an academic discussion, and there is no problem at all!" ”

Huang Mei pouted and said, "Don't think I don't know what kind of bear you are!" If you didn't use the answer sheet now, would you be able to get into college? You're choking enough in high school! Maybe you don't know as much as Wu Disease! Xiaolong's face was red, his neck was thick, and he didn't say a word for a long time, and as soon as Wu Yi heard that Xiaolong's knowledge was not even as good as his own, he suddenly had an inexplicable good impression of this young man, which may be Xueshu's superiority over the scumbag.

Wu Yi comforted Xiaolong in a tone of a passer-by: "Okay, don't be angry with him, you don't know what Huang Mei's virtues are, you expect him to praise you It's a daydream, don't take it to heart, our luck is better than anything." Xiaolong smiled bitterly and said, "I'd rather be an ordinary person!" Wang Yan was surprised: "Why! Isn't it bad to be lucky? What's in my bad luck will hurt even me. ”

Xiaolong shook his head and said, "It's really not good, because it's natural to be jealous of people because I'm lucky, especially no matter what I do, they will attribute my success to luck, can't they know that success is not only 99% talent, but also 1% effort?" Why did they ignore my efforts! ”

Wu said confusedly, "Is that what you said?" How do I feel that something is wrong? Xiaolong waved his hand and said, "Don't care about these details!" Then he said even more angrily, "What makes me most aggrieved is that they look down on me, forget it, and then they actually use me as a mascot!" Damn it! At the opening ceremony of the school sports meeting, I had to tie me to the door, saying that it was a good luck, and I had a good face! ”

"Poof!" Everyone laughed, and Wang Yan said proudly, "Actually, I also had this kind of trouble, when I was in school, my bad luck was not so strong, but at that time I was very popular!" Wu Yi was surprised, "I've heard of heavy taste, I haven't heard of this mouthful, and someone has robbed it this year?" Wang Yan glared at Wu Yi and said, "What is a heavy taste, why is it so ugly to speak!" ”

Wu Yi immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake, if he Wang Yan was in a hurry, he would really be a heavy taste. "At that time, I was in contact with some beautiful beauties and some handsome guys or rich people, they were not a heavy taste, most of them were annoyed by suitors and asked me to avoid the limelight, or simply broke up by my bad luck, at that time I received a guest of thousands!"

There is ambiguity in this statement, but he didn't dare to say it when he killed Wu Ill, so he endured it very hard.

Then Wang Yan said gloomily, "But then the bad luck became stronger, and they didn't dare to approach me." Wu Xingyun asked curiously, "What's going on?" Let's hear it. "It's just that there is a rich second generation who doesn't know what crazy he smokes, and suddenly pursues me like a mad dog, of course I don't agree, but he actually uses three indiscriminate means to deal with me, trying to treat me with that, and he is tragic, and my bad luck has become stronger."

Xiaolong was curious: "How is that rich second generation?" Wang Yan thought for a while and said, "It seems that some kind of egg cramp is 180 degrees necrotic, I heard that I went to Thailand to develop." Wu Xiaolong and the three male animals all felt a chill in their crotch, so they all leaned back, and the farther away from Wang Yan was, the safer it was.

Wang Yan seemed to be used to it, and he didn't have any expression. Huang Mei glared at the three of them and said, "Xiao Wang, have you thought about it, we won't force you!" Luo Turtle didn't know when he had come out, and said, "It can't be said that it is forced, it should be said that it is cooperating, if you are not willing to try, we will send you to another place, your existence affects my work." ”

Wang Yan seemed to have a good impression of Luo Turtle, stepped forward and touched his head and said, "This Wang Ba is so big, is it your pet?" Luo Turtle rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense, if you want to raise them, I will raise them, I am a god!" Wang Yan thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible to cooperate with you, anyway, I have long been annoyed by bad luck, you tell me how to cooperate with you first, and then I will consider whether to agree or not." ”

Luo Turtle snapped his fingers and said, "It's very simple, you and Xiaolong are like the positive and negative poles of the battery, luck and bad luck will be entangled through your contact, and they will be temporarily canceled out." Wu Yi said curiously: "There will be no chemical changes between the two of them, right?" It's not going to explode, is it? Luo Turtle didn't have a good breath and said, "Your brain is broken, they are like water and fire, the two of them produce a little harmless water vapor at most, it's okay!" ”

"After all that, you still haven't said what to do, don't talk nonsense, okay?" "Ahem! In fact, it's a very simple matter, you two kiss one and you're done, and you don't even have to stick your tongue in. Xiaolong and Wang Yan roared in unison, "What! Kiss! I'll talk to him or her," the two of them looked at each other and snorted softly, each turning their heads.

Wu Yi hurriedly patted Luo Gu and asked, "I said, you won't be joking, right?" Wu Yi himself felt unreliable, not to mention anything else, just say that the two didn't know each other at all, and suddenly let them kiss, Wu Yi himself felt unreliable, and Xiaolong had seen other girls take a bath before, although it was an accident, it was also seen, Wang Yan didn't say anything but he definitely minded in his heart, the most important point is that Xiaolong said that people are like fish, Wang Yan didn't mop him to kill him is already very face-saving!

Luo Gu smiled and said, "Hehe, I was joking just now!" The people present breathed a sigh of relief, and Wang Yan patted his chest and said, "I'm scared to death!" How could I possibly kiss him, I phew! "You think I'm willing? I'm too! Wu Yi hurriedly pulled Xiaolong away, he saw that Wang Yan began to look at the mop again, it was better to go far away.

Luo Gu said depressedly, "In my opinion, the two of you should be quite compatible, why are you unhappy with both of you?" Wu Yi also thinks it's very strange, both of them are haunted by bad luck or luck, not to mention anything else, just talking about the encounter is very similar, no parents and no friends, they are all self-reliant, and they are tormented by luck, the two should be able to become good friends who talk about everything.

Wang Yan thought for a while and said, "Who let him peek at me taking a bath!" "Who peeked! That's because you don't close the door yourself, and you deserve to be seen, and besides, what do you have to show others? Wang Yan was furious and wanted to fight Xiaolong again, Xiaolong hugged Wu Sick and didn't let go, but as a result, he hit Wu Sick all the time, and the scene was a mess. Wu Yi shouted, "Okay! Then he covered his head and said bitterly, "You want to fight out, what is the matter with beating me!" Sophia, take me away! ”

Huang Mei frowned and said, "Luo Turtle, what exactly is the method you are talking about?" "Kiss." "Didn't you just say it was a joke?" Luo Turtle spread his hand and said, "Yes, it's just kidding, because it's not just a kiss, you also need a snake kiss!" (To be continued.) )