Interlude radio drama

~Opening Music~

[@君]: "It's the time for the interlude drama that I haven't seen for a long time, I'm the cute and charming host @ Jun, do you miss me?" ”

Lan Fengling: "Well, I don't want to complain about this anymore." It's just a waste of saliva anyway. I'd better be a quiet sleeping beauty. ”

[@君]: "Khan." Is this your character? Don't say strange things, okay? ”

Lan Fengling: "It doesn't matter, what's the matter, anyway, everyone has forgotten my character setting, right?" (laughs)

But I didn't expect that. Why do you have to update it now, this kind of scum, should be allowed to rot in the pit, right? Occasionally it surfaces to make a more chapter more annoying. It's really unambitious. ”

[@君]: "Wow! You're so bold, how can you say this kind of thing, this is a sensitive word, okay? ”

Lan Fengling: "Cut." Would I care about any of that? What kind of sensitive word is this? You're really an eyesore, and you're fighting with the author who can't go out without mosaic. ”

[@君]: "What am I in your eyes?" Why can't you go out without playing mosaic? Could my presence be some sensitive object? ”

[@君]: "You really hurt me, you poisonous tongue girl!" ”

Lan Fengling: "Oh? That's a real pleasure for me. But the poisonous tongue is one of my settings, and I am instinctive. ”

[@君]: "Didn't you say you forgot your own settings?" Actually, you just want to use this attribute to curse people, right? ”

Lan Fengling: "Hmm..."

[@君]: "Huh." Sure enough, I was right! You scheming girl! ”

Lan Fengling: "No road race!" No Road Race! No Road Race! ”

[@君]: "What's your reaction?" Do you want to get through with the help of selling cute? I'm not going to let you get away with it. I'm going to uncover you for who you really are. ”

Lan Fengling: "......"

[@君]: "Do you have nothing to say?" That's the default. ”

Lan Fengling: "By default, you are a big-headed ghost!" Your whole family is big-headed ghosts! Dead fat house, die! ”

[@君]: "Dead fat house ......? ”

Dead fat house, dead fat house

Dead fat fat house fat house house

Crash restart.

[@君]: "What just happened?" How can I have the illusion that I am foaming at the mouth, then petrified, weathered, vaporized, and finally destroyed. It's horrible! It's terrifying. ”

Lan Fengling: "That's not an illusion. Want to experience it again? ”

[@君]: "No, don't! Please let me go, just remember that there is a good life in heaven, I have the ability to eat, the sky has unpredictable wind and rain, people have joys and sorrows, the east wind does not go with Zhou Lang, the iron horse glacier comes into a dream, and the Yangtze River comes to the west...... Just spare my life. ”

Lan Fengling: "It's all something, be careful that I let you talk and laugh."

[@君]: "Huh? ”

Lan Fengling: "What's wrong?" Don't you believe it? ”

[@君]: "Huh? No, no, absolutely not, as soon as you open your mouth, thousands of mountains and birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear. How dare I make a mistake? ”

Lan Fengling: "You don't dare, if you have anything to say, just say it over and over again, maybe this is the last time you will appear, you have to cherish it."

[@君]: "Hey, hey? Although I'm just an out-of-the-box character, you don't have to be so cold to me, right? I've survived so many chapters, how can I be considered a major character, right? ”

Lan Fengling: "A main character who doesn't even have a name?"

[@君]: "Poof." ”

[@君]: "I'm speechless, but anyway, my appearance rate is still quite high." ”

Lan Fengling: "You're taller!" You've been voted one of the top 10 most hated characters. ”

[@君]: "Hey, hey? There's no such thing, right? No one will vote at all, okay? ”

Lan Fengling: "Haha, does that mean that you are a more unpopular and annoying character than even the most hated character?"

[@君]: "Hmph, if I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have beaten you a long time ago." ”

Lan Fengling: "What did you say?" (Horror Face)"

[@君]: "No, you heard me wrong, I didn't say anything. ”

Lan Fengling: "Hmph." I hear you, do you have the courage to say it again? ”

[@君]: "I said you, you, don't go too far!" If it weren't for the fact that you are a girl, I would have loved the jade, I would have been! ”

Lan Fengling: "How was it a long time ago?" (Squinting, rubbing his fists.) ）

【@君】:( swallow saliva. ）

Lan Fengling: "Why don't you say it?" ”

[@君]: "I've been there for a long time! Early...... I'd like to treat you to dinner. When you say you're free, I think the food stall across the street is good, and when you eat barbecue, the one sprinkles more cumin. ”

Lan Fengling: "Hahahaha. Really, you're funny. What's the matter, no one is perfect, and if you have any opinion about me, just say it, I won't be angry with you. ”

[@君]: "Really? ”

[@君]: "Then I'll say it." ”

Lan Fengling: "Hmm. If you want to die. ”

[@君]: "Hey, hey? Isn't that what you told me to say? How can this be, you are too untrustworthy. ”

Lan Fengling: "It's really verbose, when others tell you to say it, just say it, what about your emotional intelligence?" Is it 1 million in arrears? ”

[@君]: "Didn't you say you wouldn't be angry?" People are not perfect, and it is normal to have shortcomings? ”

Lan Fengling: "How can I have shortcomings?" I'm perfect, impeccable. ”

[@君]: "Your words contradict what you said before." I have proof, listen, here's the recording just now:

(Lan Fengling: "Hahahaha.") Really, you're funny. What's the matter, no one is perfect, and if you have any opinion about me, just say it, I won't be angry with you. ”）

Listen, it's obvious that you said it yourself, and you just said that people are not perfect, so refute it now, it's too much of a slap in the face. ”

Lan Fengling: "Lala, lala~~"

Lan Fengling: "People are the exception. ”

[@君]: "Poof." Don't learn from other people's soft girls. You're not suitable for selling cuteness at all, okay? It's normal. ”

Lan Fengling: "Hmph." You're good at complaining, aren't you? Believe it or not, the old lady sealed your mouth! ”

[@君]: "Do you want to be so extreme?" That's too much. ”

Lan Fengling: "It's really troublesome. That's a lot to ask. ”

[@君]: "Hmm. So be it now. Shall we just keep the conversation going normally? How about recording a good radio drama once in a while? ”

Lan Fengling: "I have no opinion, but do you really know what normality is?" I very much doubt your level as a host. ”

[@君]: "Trust me, no problem. ”

~~I'm a casual dividing line~~

[@君]: Good evening, listeners and friends!

Lan Fengling: Good evening! (Why does it have to be night?) But think about it, this kind of bad show can't be broadcast in the morning. ）

[@君]: Today is 2017, July 11, Tuesday, the lunar calendar does not know which month it is, welcome to listen to the "Interlude Drama" program that has forgotten how many episodes it is

。 I'm your boyfriend @Jun.

[@君]: "This is our special guest today, Ms. Lan Fengling. ”

Lan Fengling: "Hello everyone, it's a pleasure to see you here again. ”

[@君]: "Ms. Lan Fengling is the famous queen of poisonous tongues on this show, please wash our ears and listen to her next wonderful comments!" ”

Lan Fengling: "I'm very happy to be a guest on this small show again, although I don't have any hope for the development of the story, but I'm here to come, I'll make some comments." ”

[@君]: "Okay then. Let's listen to Ms. Lan Fengling's evaluation of our work. ”

Lan Fengling: "Hmm. I'm not talking well, so I'll try to be as tactful as possible. First of all, this work is simply outrageous! In one word, it's rotten! In two words, it is "super bad"! In the letter, it means "low"!

I don't even know how I managed to endure it...... fffhj&esfghudddhfeffffcfffgggggvhhbbbbbbbbhyfxhkhgcddddhhhjjjkkedccvjkgsfghhkkhgfgvgghhnjjji”

Friendly reminder: The system has detected sensitive words, in order to protect the mood of the majority of listeners and friends, the system has been automatically blocked.

[@君]: Purify the network, start with me! Yes!

Lan Fengling: "Do you know how bitter I am, how can I change what I said?" I want my sister! You fdchy bastard dddddddfff is simply not human, not human! FDDDDHHHV: Die! ggvccccgtggvvcfgghh”

[@君]: Okay, today's program is finished, thank you for listening! This is followed by a soothing piece of music for everyone to relax before bed.

Lan Fengling: "You idiot! Stupid 250 fool gccggyygtssfjihvvhhjhvvfcccgggvvvgg, I really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold to come to you gcfffffgghuuhvvvh, fcfggvb, I don't care, anyway, I don't want to get the bento so early! Hurry up and get me active, did you hear me, you idiot! ”